Guy squirts milk out of his eye

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Entertainment
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Hey kids, it"s time for a gross out video!
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Male 59
^^^Flaming Homers^^^
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Male 59
"dude, thats impossible, the eyes arent even open to the sinuses or mouth, thats not milk"

Exit Light: Ever wonder why your Lymph Nodes in your throat swell when you have an ear infection? Because your throat, ears and eyes are all connected through your sinus and tear duct "systems". Your ears normally drain into your throat bringing the infection with it. If your tear ducts become clogged (pretty common in new born babies I just found out) they will revert to using the back-up drainage system behind your nose, into your throat. Thats why your nose runs so much when you cry. Theres not enough room for all those tears to come out at once so the overflow goes into your nose. How you can think your eyes drain into your brain is beyond me. (I could be wrong though, but...your brain?) Maybe you should watch House sometime and learn how to be a REAL doctor, like me.

I still think it would be cooler if he did that with something flamable. He could light like 20 "

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Female 670
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 194
So when you cry and water runs out your nose, that means the tears go through your brain cavity? No. It is all connected, believe me.

except thats called snot, not water

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Female 49
How does one learn to do that XD
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Male 80
old as hell but would be ideal for a shock site, at least for kids under 13.
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Male 374
wow i souldnt have had tthose 10 cans of red bull
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Male 374
hes like some sort of mutant. If i was an X-men thats what i would want my power to be. Thats what iAmzach said but i think this is completely wrong the guy isnt a mutant he`s a super hero milkman he kills his enmies by blinding them with the milk he squrts from his eyes and then stabs them with a broken milk bottle and he would be in the justce leauge
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Male 1,152
what are all you people on? Thats nothing speacial? Thats some real talent he`s got there. He should go on a world tour and charge millions.

end sarcasim

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Male 242
ughhhhhhhhh dat made my eyes water.any1 else. it was gud tho
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Female 86
Way too much information -- yuck and didn`t even watch it.
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Female 57
It is definately all connected, of course unless your brain is level with your drating cheekbones, idiot. Trust me i`ve studied enough bodies in my time and the human anatomy. Flamingllama is spot on.
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Female 17
"The only way the eyes could be connected is if the milk went through his brain cavity. think about it,..."

So when you cry and water runs out your nose, that means the tears go through your brain cavity? No. It is all connected, believe me.

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Female 679
Thats just gross.
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Male 377
I want to learn how to do that sooo badly!
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Male 587
awww man. im gonna be sick.
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Female 179
ok, y would u want 2 squeeze milk out of ur eye?! duh, thats just plain stoopid
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Female 316
flamingexits are funny in a midwestern way.
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Male 38
he should use saline its better u can kill two birds with one stone you can clean your eyes while disgusting your friends
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Male 451
gross
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Male 227
Hehe if he did it with pop or someother corrosive liquid THEN it would be funny
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Male 22
"dude, thats impossible, the eyes arent even open to the sinuses or mouth, thats not milk"

Wrong. Where in god`s name did you get that idea? It is incredibly bad for you to do, but if for example you try to blow out your nose when your nose is held, it creates a passageway through the ocular cavity. It`s basic anatomy, the nose and mouth and eyes and ears are connected in every way! Why do you think that you feel a sinus headache right behind your eyes? It`s pressure. It is really s pretty boring video though... Like, there is hardly anything special about it, even if it wasn`t really old.

!!REALLY LONG POST!!

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Male 194
"Wrong. Where in god`s name did you get that idea? It is incredibly bad for you to do, but if for example you try to blow out your nose when your nose is held, it creates a passageway through the ocular cavity. It`s basic anatomy, the nose and mouth and eyes and ears are connected in every way! Why do you think that you feel a sinus headache right behind your eyes? It`s pressure. It is really s pretty boring video though... Like, there is hardly anything special about it, even if it wasn`t really old."

The only way the eyes could be connected is if the milk went through his brain cavity. think about it,...

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Male 22
"dude, thats impossible, the eyes arent even open to the sinuses or mouth, thats not milk"

Wrong. Where in god`s name did you get that idea? It is incredibly bad for you to do, but if for example you try to blow out your nose when your nose is held, it creates a passageway through the ocular cavity. It`s basic anatomy, the nose and mouth and eyes and ears are connected in every way! Why do you think that you feel a sinus headache right behind your eyes? It`s pressure. It is really s pretty boring video though... Like, there is hardly anything special about it, even if it wasn`t really old.

!!REALLY LONG POST!!

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Male 2,781
^ AGREE
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Male 914
old
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Female 252
Many dirty thoughts came to mind watching this...ewwww.
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Female 943
ew yucky.
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Male 254
wow, saw this on ripley`s believe it or not like five years ago
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Female 190
I can`t believe I actually watched a video like this again. I`d just like to know what was going through these people`s minds to try and see if they could do something like this.
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Female 177
w/e
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Female 124
I bet his tears smell like old sour milk lol
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Female 290
why did I watch? so not good
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Male 280
yeah its not fake, I know someone who can blow out a candle with their "eye-air"...
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Male 59
Squirting milk out of your eyes: 5 minutes of fame

Posting the vid on the net: expected

Secretly swapping out his milk for lighter fluid and making a human flame thrower: Priceless

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Female 316
I`ve done that when I had a bad ear infection and was driving up a mountain and held my nose and blew to equalize. Liquid came out of my tear ducts and hit the the roof. It was hilarious. Plus, I have a friend that can do the milk thing. It`s kinda nasty.
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Male 59
disgusting. why did i just watch that?
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Female 815
That is absolutely disgusting and Exit Light has a point but if its not milk then what is it O.O
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Male 1,115
too many previous posts have this sort of thing too. The compilation that was sumbitted here be4 was the best of them all.
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Male 737
That can`t be too healthy for his eyes...
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Male 8
hmm.. let him try that with a beer, THEN i would be impressed.. pff.. milk !
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Female 136
Old.. so old..
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Male 1,478
saw this on guinnes world records! gross!
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Female 43
ewwww
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Male 292
I can make air come out the same way If I hold my breath and make weird faces. Never tried it with milk before....
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Male 888
I can squirt like that, just not from my eye.

I mean.. my nose.

Seriously.

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Male 606
hes like some sort of mutant. If i was an X-men thats what i would want my power to be.
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Female 275
yeah, well, you`re ugly.
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Male 962
i seen this before
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Female 228
i dont even need to see the video to know what it looks like.
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Female 109
if you`ve seen it once, you`ve seen it a millions times. what they need to do is stop wasting the milk and give some homeless guy a bowl of cereal. ^_^
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Male 203
^ umm, okkkk
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Male 194
dude, thats impossible, the eyes arent even open to the sinuses or mouth, thats not milk
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Female 275
My "friend" was drinking milk:

Milk went out nose.

Puddle of milk on table....

Booger in puddle!

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Female 1,033
this is so over done
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Male 10,115
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