Guy Fed up with Telemarketers

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
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You think BT is going to call him back just for fun? Warning: adult language (lots of it).
There are 135 comments:
Male 1
thats both funny and awsome, i love the way he says "get off my phone line"
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Female 96
My Hero
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Female 297
hey, you know someone told me if you refuse to hang up your phone when they call, they cant make any other out going calls. so you can answer it, put it to one side and finish eating dinner or whatever and they can`t do anything. i havent tried it yet though.
my brother answered one once, there was a Japanese lady with really bad english. it was pretty funny.
`is this Mr. Turner?`
`this is *A* Mr. Turner.`
`Can I speak Japanese?`
`I don`t know, can you?`
(silence)
`Umm, I mean, can you speak Japanese?`
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Male 555
death to all telemarketers: get a REAL job.
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Female 7
THAT was f*#&ing great!
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Female 285
now i feel bad.....
lol
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Male 64
dude, I work in a call center. we`re just doing our job. If you don`t want us to call back, don`t swear at us, just kindly inform us that you want to be off the list, confirm we heard it and that we are doing that, and then say goodbye. Now, if you`re tlaking to AOL and trying to cancel you may have to swear..... Basically, imagine if it was your kid you`re talking to on the phone and it was his job. For those of you who like your kids, how would you want someone to talk to them?
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Male 1
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a telemarketer. It`s a job, not a career - it`s a way to put food on the table. Believe me guys, the job is crap enough already before people that think it`s funny start abusing us. Having to spend 8 hours a day in a cramped, noisy office on acthe phone, being expected to make another call as soon as you hang up the previous one and being treated like a lower form of life by people with different jobs in the office is not a fun environment to work in. The quickest way to end the call and stop future callbacks is to be nice and ask us to remove you from our database - if you ask, we`re legally obliged to. Hang up on us and we WILL call you back another time - not out of spite, it`s just our job.

To reiterate, we`re just doing our jobs guys, spare a thought for how poo our jobs are BEFORE you abuse us. Would you abuse someone so badly if they were actually stood in front of you? We`re people too.

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Male 199
you guys do kno that its against their companies rules to hang up on you, thats probably the only reason that guy kept trying to sell his product....by the way STOP SAYING DRATING you have no idea how stupid that sounds -.-
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Male 799
i love doing that even when im not angry its just funny and i put it on speaker...one guy yelled back and i yelled" well screw you guys ill tell everyone i know how much ur company SUCKS!! and he`s like im very sorry sir it was friggen hilarious i loved this link
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Female 117
wow he seems scary.
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Male 401
You know whats fun? Useing celebrity sound boards to mess with telemarketers, it is hilarious.
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Male 1,521
This thing keeps amusing me! Hahaha
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Male 59
This is for all those who suggest to hang up. IF HE JUST HANGED UP IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNNY. IF U DONT LIKE FUNNY WHY ARE YOU HERE!
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Male 361
im gonna start doing that
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Male 368
That`s funny.
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Female 471
Eternally, that made my day.
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Male 586
That`s why we have a do not call list here.
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Female 30
at least it got hoim to shut up lol well eventually.....
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Female 190
Trying asking for help with your algebra homework.
Done it before,they hang up after hearing something like:
If "X" is equal to 5 and "Y" is equal to 16 and "Z" is equal to 22,what is "X" squared,raised to the fifth plus "Y" and times "Z"?


And that isn`t even hard.

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Male 114
I find it fun to try and get them to hang up first...

"Hello, would you like a fitted kitchen from Kitchens Direct?"

"Tell me you love me."

"Pardon? Would you like a fitted kitchen?"

"Tell me you love me first."

"...I`m sorry?"

"Do you want me?"

-Phone goes dead-

"Yes!" *feeling of glee*

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Female 190
Hilarious.
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Male 54
that guy is doing the right thing, you notice they dont listen no matter what you say, im gonna do that next time. heehee:D
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Male 17
it`s fun to abuse people who are trying to make a living!

get on the do not call registry and treat people well.

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Female 88
Hahahaaha, that happened to my friend when I was over her house, her little brother just flipped out at the telemarketer...It wasn`t as funny as this though, lol.
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Female 1,496
Interestingly that is the only way to really get off their calling lists. If you act like a freaking insane bloke they will not call you back.
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Female 56
If a telemarketer calls, just tell them you don`t have a phone.
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Female 16
put the phone down on these kinda guys just yesterday.. thank god im at work during the day and miss most of these damn calls!
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Male 181
wow just wow...
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Female 316
We have this nice little thing here in the US called the [url=https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx]Do Not Call Registry[/url]which makes it illegal for telemarketers to call if you are listed.


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Male 91
The best thing to do is when they ask if you want `Triple glazing` or something along those lines, say you dont have any windows
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Male 150
DO YOU COMPREHEND?!!

rolling on my arse laughing

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Male 1,420
what you do is... whatever theyre selling, talk about how much a competing company is better. for exapmle... if someone calls you offering AT&T phone service, talk about how your Road Runner digital service is so good, how cheap it is, and how easy it was to install. if they talk about their product, talk about why yours is better, even if you have to make it up.
or, you could say your already using that product and this is just a different number, and they would probly stop calling
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Male 1,014
^^ hell yeah, that dude cracked me up. Whew, what an a##hole! But I freaking hate telemarketers so nature is once again in balance.
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Male 243
that guy is my hero
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Female 205
that was quick, i think his wive was not satified with the sex and told him and that lead to the crazy insane madness
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Female 486
Something my dad said when he recieved one of those calls is very memorable to me. He picked up the phone and the telemarketer asked to speak to him, to which my dad answered: "I`m sorry, he`s deceased." And hung up.

The calls stopped for several years. Effective, hmm?

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Female 76
oh my god I have never thought about speaking spanish with them.. that is such a good idea
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Female 382
Bwahahhahahhahaa :-D
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Male 245
The flashing wrods and letters made me chuckle, but when the "I" started to flash i burst out laughing ;-)
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Male 1,265
I once took a call from a Halifax woman. (Halifax being the bank.) She had a Scottish accent - only slightly - and garbled and burbled about some insurance thing. Easily for about 10 minutes. All the while she was asking what I thought, and I would say that it sounded like a good deal. But somehow she confused "That could be a good idea" with "Sign me up right now!"

At the end of it all, when she asked if I would go for it, I ended up telling her no. I bet she was pissed off with me!

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Male 1,521
Damn telemarketers! The guy is abbsolutly right been upset.
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Male 577
I listen to what most telemarketer`s have to say and I don`t get short with them, but as soon as they mention a survey or any weird input like that then i say "No, I`m not interested, thank you". If they insist, then I hang up. Simple. The temptation to swear is pretty big though :-D
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Female 857
One time my dad told the telemarketer that we didn`t have a phone.

And they actually believed him.

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Male 14
To be honest I aint surprised by his reaction. The amount of calls households in the UK get every day from companies is stupid. I`ve worked in telemarketing myself and I can`t stand them either. I understand they are doing their jobs and they have to be persistant but when someone says no they should actually listen to the person, and I know from working for these companies even when your giving something away thats `free` as some others have said theres always something hidden somewhere like they have to purchase something to get it or some other hidden agreement. Now I just waste as much of their time as I possibly can, plus they must think I have everything wrong with me. If Sky call I tell them I`m blind etc. but my favorite I do is when another telephone company calls, I tell them I`m deaf and can`t use a telephone, that really confuses them.
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Male 186
I work as a telemarketer and I have to call people, what really gets me is people as rude as that to me then hang up...they dont wait 10 seconds to realise that im giving away vouchers for a weeks free travel on the buses for absolutely nothing! lmao! its only my job and if they dont listen then they get nothing and theyre losing out! lmao im not tryin 2 sell anything!!!
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Female 33
Blah, that was mean. I used to work in a call center but NOT telemarketing. I did follow up calls (for example if you bought a new car, I called to see how the car buying experience went) and etc, and people would ASSUME and blow up at me before they even knew. What an a$$hole.
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Male 1,343
another thing to do thats funny is pretend as if they are a pizza restaurant and place an order for your favorite pizza.
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Male 1,866
btw, pretending to be deaf in one ear really makes them frustrated.
as does telling them that ur taking a huggeee dump and making fart noises for like 2 minutes.
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Male 1,078
that guy was strange
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Male 1,866
haha, i feel bad for them, it`s a job, it`s the damn companies fault not theirs, it is annoying though.
my last name has iranian roots or somthing so some dumbass that speaks Farsi (parsi?) keeps calling me and is all "GAFSAJFHLSKAJFHSAFJSA" and i go, huh? and then i say stupid things, like, Where do you call most often? MEHICO AMIGO! and once, i got all the way to the big boss for final conformation, and they were like Are you over 18, answer me with a yes answer me with a no... me: maybe... female boss: what does that mean Me: i`m 11, i just have a deep voice...

in the distance, the boss is yelling at the poor employee and i`m laughing my ass off.

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Female 1,403
Once I told a telemarketer-that wanted to speak to my dad-that he died, and she SPAZZED! She was all, "Oh my goodness! I`m so sorry! God bless you!" Then I got off and almost died myself, laughing so hard!
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Male 994
heehee.haha.hoho.:-)
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Female 1,697
well, I think tellemarketers are just doing thir job
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Female 3,562
Telemarketers are evil, and sometimes you really have to go apepoo to get their attention.
Honestly, there are some really, really evil telemarketers out there. I`ve worked for them. They don`t care what you think, they`ll keep calling.
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Male 1,152
BAHAHAHAHA omg! I saw this on anotherweb site and wanted to submit it but i got lazy. HAHAHA this guy is a freakin riot! "AND I MEAN PHYSICLLY" HAHAHAHAHAHAH omg the guys gonna have an anyourism over a phone call.
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Male 321
Anyone ever heard of caller i.d.?
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Male 1,343
i know something more fun that drating w/telemarketers.

go on a crowded elevator and when the last couple people leave, say something along the lines of "i love you" as the doors close.

its soo funny the look on their face.

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Male 323
haha He is such a pimp :->
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Male 323
Haahaha I love this guy
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Male 1,066
The telemarketier is just doing his job. I don`t think it`s his fault.
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Female 665
HAHAHAHAHAHA awesome
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Female 36
Wow. Just.. wow.

I`m glad I never get telemarketer calls.

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Female 264
ive done that before except it wasnt as long and i didnt yell as much
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Male 637
so true, i want to do that!
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Female 32
"Rusty Nails, that happens to no-one else but you."

Not true.. I get them all the time from like Hawaii and everything.

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Female 532
hehe...I love it when telemarketers call. It`s fun to try and speak over them when they try to speak but stay silent when they do. Or even better, just say the most stupid, random things until they get annoyed or hang up.
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Male 1,265
Poor caller. He`s only doing his job. I mean, yeah it`s annoying when they call but at the end of the day they don`t do it for the good of their health and if I were in his shoes, and my callee asked to be removed from the list, and remove him.

Unless conning your mate into calling a psychopath for a laugh is how they cheer themselves up in TM offices!

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Male 146
This guy has some problems am I right?
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Male 30
That was a riot.

I worked telemarketing years ago. Unlisted numbers are easy to find. 1st there is the regular list that has all the area`s listed numbers like this:

555-1234
555-1235
555-1237
555-1238
555-1239

We call 555-1236 and make a note if it`s a fax, business or home. Then hammer it if it`s a home.

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Female 943
geeeeeeez.
i wonder if removing your name really works?
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Male 2,216
News for you guys... hanging up on telemarketers does not work. You need to be NICE to them, and then nicely ask them to remove you. Believe me, that is ALL that will work.
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Female 122
I`m hearing impaired and have a speech impediment and a high voice, so when I talk to them, they always think I`m a mentally disabled kid and either hang up first, or I play dumb and hang up on them when they ask to speak to my mommy. It`s probably the only time my speech impediment is an advantage. :-)
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Male 56
Being a telemarketer sounds like fun :)
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Female 2,220
THAT WAS.

AB
SO
LUTELY
BRILLIANT.

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Male 578
Try acting like an old man who can`t hear anything. That`s always fun.

"What?"
"Huh?"
"You`re gonna have to speak up son."
"What`s that?"
"Let me tell you about my 13 grandchildren. First, there`s Peter who`s in kindergarden. He`s a hand full if there ever was one..........

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Male 919
Once they clled me at 3 in the morning and im like WTF andd there like a sry we dont have the site time here and were u live and i got so pissed!
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Male 103
i love telemarketers they are the high point of my day i take them around in circles the call goes something like this
Me: Hello
TM: Hello we are calling from(company Name Here)
ME: ok
TM: (starts trying to see me there piece of poo)
they get in to there speach like 30 seconds and i ring the doorbell
Me: One second i have to get the door
TM: ok
I put down the phone and walk away and come back 45 seconds later
Me: OK can you start agian
let them get a little farther this time than set off something else (crying baby for example)
SAMe as before walk away and come back like 1 mintue later

THE SWEET PART IS THE TM ISNT ALLOWED TO HANG UP INTILL YOU ARE RUDE OR abusetive so just keep them on the line you are doing a favore to the world by not letting them call anyone else.

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Female 17
well, he said "take me off this." I would have just disconnected his service and said later "well all he was doing was cursing at me and I thought that`s what he wanted!" Then I`m sure he could have gotten the customer for abuse.
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Female 1,033
good god...
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Female 25
Heres a quick tip for anyone bein` bugged by telemarketing go to www.tpsonline.org.uk go to the menu on the left and click register. It stops all unsolicited calls by telemarketers. it takes 6 - 8 weeks but you won`t be bothered by another telemarketer again! :D But it only works in the UK :(
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Female 45
I like the Seinfeld episode when Jerry gets a telemarketer call and Jerry tells the caller that he`s busy but can he get his home number and call him later? and the telemarketer says no, I really don`t want that and Jerry says well, now you know how I feel...or something to that nature, anyways basically a good way to tell them STOP CALLING ME!!
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Male 962
this is the funnyist thing on this site this week
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Female 182
vin diesel used to be a telemarketer.
that guy screaming gave me a nasty headache.

i think it`s funny, but that was taking it a little overboard. i just hang up on telemarketers. thats all

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Male 68
Dude needs a British "Do not call" list. It works!
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Male 1,141
hahaha awesome
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Male 1,586
I love messing with telemarketers. I`ll keep `em on the phone forever - make them repeat their pitch about three times, and then say something like, "Oh crap - someone`s breaking into my car! I have to go!" and then hang up on them.
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Female 1,784
can we say anger mangement?
We have caller ID and we just don`t pick it up when they call us, they call less and less now.
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Male 39
I hate telemarketers!
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Male 246
" just hang up on them."

you gotta do better then that, you have to 1.)act like its a phone sex hotline. 2.) talk in gibberish 3.) do what that guy did. 4.) act like your the god father and threaten to put a hit on him if he calls again

i hope that helped

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Female 362
"or you could just get a private number ...."

That doesn`t work I have a private number for my house and cellphone and get telemarketer calls ALL the time. I have gotten to the point where all I do is awnser the phone and say "I do not want any poo you want to sell, I don`t wan to switch inserance companys and no I don`t wnat to take a drating servey drat off and do not call this number again"

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Male 67
Hahaha, i would become a telemarketer just to piss off some guy! Lmao
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Female 873
I always hang up on them.. but lmao tht was funny!! "phew.. jesus christ diane, could you do me a favour and listen to that last call for me?" haha
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Female 106
Aw poor guy! I think the nuttcase needs to calm down but then again he had a right to be pissed !
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Male 60
Wow that was funny. I work odd shifts and most of them are nights so when I went off on someone once it was cause they had called every day for 2 weeks and every time I had told them to take me off the list. Finally I recorded several of the calls from my end and eventually asked for a manager, then told her that she was being recorded from my end and instructed her to take me off the list for her company and any other companies that she can take me off of, otherwise I would take the tape to my lawyer along with 16 other tapes where I had asked to be removed from their list and would sue the company and everyone who had called right out of existance. Never got a call again from ANY telemarketer on that line.
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Female 1,463
lol i felt quite sorry for the guy bein shout at
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Male 594
I agree on some level with Cryptica and others.

But there comes a time when you`ve just had enough. When they KEEP FRIGGING CALLING. I went bat-poo on a telemarketer once myself. At first I felt really good, but then, I felt like I do after I make some lame teenager look stupid on IAB: proud of myself.

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Female 93
Awww the poor telemarketer man! He`s only doing his bloody job! Awww I feel bad for them sometimes. Like yeah, they`re annoying, but thats how they support their families, and without telemarketers, companies wouldn`t recieve money for their products. Aww poor man.
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Male 2,586
Na, rusty nails is right... we get at least a few a day. It could just be where you live - I live close to london - maybe it`s different in the country...
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Male 1,115
hahahaha, tthat due is just a "little" pissed off...
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Male 2,057
Rusty Nails, that happens to no-one else but you.
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Male 2,057
why didnt he just hang up the phone?
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Female 252
Ahhh...my virgin ears!!!
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Male 651
I used to do telemarketing and if someone was rude nto us we`d put them on call-back for the same time the next day just to piss them off... ah good times.
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Male 87
hmmm. sounds like a guy i heard before.
on my mates phone he has some recorded calls with this guy on. tis good, not fake tho just recorded. im gonna find em.
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Male 7
The whole telemarking thing in Britain is getting out of hand. I get at least five of them every day, offering me the latest offers or "have you had an accident in the last five years?". And they`re from foreign countries, especially India, so they usually pronounce your name wrong. I just think he had enough of it, and quite rightly so.
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Male 83
"or you could just get a private number ...."

aj101 - that`s what an ex-directory number is...

Not suprised though...he`s one pissed off guy!!

"Thank you for using BT" lol

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Male 424
Hah, telemarketers are awesome, i like to pretend they haev the wrong number and stuff, i should try this one
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Female 471
Wow. Good for him. I think telemarketers are ass*holes because they call you during dinner and after 9:00 at night. That is completely rude and they deserve to be yelled at.
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Male 43
I used to be afraid of going to hell, but I`m pretty sure it`s full of lawyers and telemarketers now.
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Male 567
or you could just get a private number ....
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Male 2,309
What pisses me off is that I`m a loan officer and I call people who have MADE INQUIRIES about mortgage loans. Then they give ME an attitude, when I am trying to save them a anywhere from a hundred grand to a million dollars.

People have balls, and this guy is no exception, just ask nicely to get taken off our list, if you don`t ask nicely, I put you on to be called in 20 minutes until you go nuts.

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Female 289
MEH. SCARY.
I did telemarketing for a day. It was HORRIBLE. Cold calling. People are so rude. So if they ring me, I listen, then they ask if I`m 18 and then say I`m not.
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Male 1,385
But the telemarketer starts trying to sell his product after being sworn at, some people take a long time to get the message
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Male 916
What a f*cking moron. Why didn`t he simply hang up on the marketeer?
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Male 259
LMAO poor guy from bt, poor dian when she listens to it:P
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Male 348
stupid limey grump - if you get that angry about something so inconsequential, your life really must suck.
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Male 724
I`ve felt like doing that to a telemarketer on more than one occasion. THEY dratING WON`T dratING STOP dratING CALLING MY dratING PHONE!
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Female 401
instead of yelling (even though it was funny) he could of just hung up.
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Male 2,586
http://www.ahajokes.com/top044.html

Go through the list here- just as fun :)

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Male 1,550
OWNED!~!!
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Male 55
Hahahaha. i used to be a telemarketer, i always hoped that someone would do that to me for some reason.
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Female 284
whats stuck up his ass? just hang up when you see its a telemarketer. that or sometimes i just put it on speakerphone and turn the tv loud or i start speaking spanish. they give up before i do
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Female 195
Wow. That guy was enraged!
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Male 888
He sure told him.
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Male 401
HAHAHAH Awesome, One of those guys rang me up today, i just hang up on them.
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Male 148
Man that was funny as hell. i hate telemarketers.
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Female 648
Seriously? I know how this can get. My family used to be in the DEAD middle of dinner, and FIVE nights out of the week the SAME DAMN PLACE would call us and my mom finally yelled at them "I`ve told you guys TIME AND TIME AGAIN to take me OFF of your list, I`m NOT interested," and it took SEVERAL MORE times before they listened 9_9...
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Female 1,412
on the other hand, that guy was so patient. must be good training lol
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Female 1,412
ha ha i love how the guy is screaming at him, and the telemarketer is like " itll only take a few seconds..." ha ha i just hang up on telemarketers that was sweet
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Male 140
i always get with in a fight with for fun
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Male 263
LMFAO!
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Male 425
Man that was awesome, everyone hates those telemarketers :)
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Male 552
HAHAHA! :-D
That guys is completely insane!
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Male 10,115
Link: Guy Fed up with Telemarketers [Rate Link] - You think BT is going to call him back just for fun? Warning: adult language (lots of it).
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