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To reiterate, we`re just doing our jobs guys, spare a thought for how poo our jobs are BEFORE you abuse us. Would you abuse someone so badly if they were actually stood in front of you? We`re people too.
And that isn`t even hard.
"Hello, would you like a fitted kitchen from Kitchens Direct?"
"Tell me you love me."
"Pardon? Would you like a fitted kitchen?"
"Tell me you love me first."
"Do you want me?"
-Phone goes dead-
"Yes!" *feeling of glee*
get on the do not call registry and treat people well.
rolling on my arse laughing
The calls stopped for several years. Effective, hmm?
At the end of it all, when she asked if I would go for it, I ended up telling her no. I bet she was pissed off with me!
And they actually believed him.
in the distance, the boss is yelling at the poor employee and i`m laughing my ass off.
go on a crowded elevator and when the last couple people leave, say something along the lines of "i love you" as the doors close.
its soo funny the look on their face.
I`m glad I never get telemarketer calls.
Not true.. I get them all the time from like Hawaii and everything.
Unless conning your mate into calling a psychopath for a laugh is how they cheer themselves up in TM offices!
I worked telemarketing years ago. Unlisted numbers are easy to find. 1st there is the regular list that has all the area`s listed numbers like this:
We call 555-1236 and make a note if it`s a fax, business or home. Then hammer it if it`s a home.
"What?""Huh?""You`re gonna have to speak up son.""What`s that?""Let me tell you about my 13 grandchildren. First, there`s Peter who`s in kindergarden. He`s a hand full if there ever was one..........
THE SWEET PART IS THE TM ISNT ALLOWED TO HANG UP INTILL YOU ARE RUDE OR abusetive so just keep them on the line you are doing a favore to the world by not letting them call anyone else.
i think it`s funny, but that was taking it a little overboard. i just hang up on telemarketers. thats all
you gotta do better then that, you have to 1.)act like its a phone sex hotline. 2.) talk in gibberish 3.) do what that guy did. 4.) act like your the god father and threaten to put a hit on him if he calls again
i hope that helped
That doesn`t work I have a private number for my house and cellphone and get telemarketer calls ALL the time. I have gotten to the point where all I do is awnser the phone and say "I do not want any poo you want to sell, I don`t wan to switch inserance companys and no I don`t wnat to take a drating servey drat off and do not call this number again"
But there comes a time when you`ve just had enough. When they KEEP FRIGGING CALLING. I went bat-poo on a telemarketer once myself. At first I felt really good, but then, I felt like I do after I make some lame teenager look stupid on IAB: proud of myself.
aj101 - that`s what an ex-directory number is...
Not suprised though...he`s one pissed off guy!!
"Thank you for using BT" lol
People have balls, and this guy is no exception, just ask nicely to get taken off our list, if you don`t ask nicely, I put you on to be called in 20 minutes until you go nuts.
Go through the list here- just as fun :)