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83 Responses to Geek Hierarchy

  1. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    June 9, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    Link: Geek Hierarchy - Gives new meaning to the phrase ``Freaks and Geeks.``
  2. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 12:43 am
    LMAO That is hilarious. Is it bad that almost the whole top two rows apply to me? Didn`t even know I was a geek. And Piers Anthony ROCKS (but so does Heinlein).
  3. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:19 am
    truly those erotic furry writers are most geeky...
  4. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:19 am
    id have to fall in with gamer, although maybe not...

    because i keep getting games about 4 years after they come out....

    for example...

    im getting splintercell1 tomorrow...


    sweet...

  5. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:22 am
    Heh. I`m obviously in the video gamer category since that`s the only thing I do all day.

    I like how furries are at the bottom, although they fit more into the "freak" category than the "geek" category.

  6. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:24 am
    what are furries?
  7. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:29 am
    furries are people who are aroused by the idea of animals (or animal-like creatures) eloping or having sex.
  8. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:44 am
    "truly those erotic furry writers are most geeky..."

    Yeah, I mean, at least have the decency to keep anything you write to yourself. There`s too much crap in the fanfiction community already.

  9. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:54 am
    whats a furrie ? and whats Piers Anthony and Heinlein ?
  10. Profile photo of hockeyguyvwc
    hockeyguyvwc Male 13-17
    116 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 3:03 am
    hmmm.. i dont get it
  11. Profile photo of Kanilas
    Kanilas Male 18-29
    34 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 3:08 am
    First off, Heinlein was one of the great Science Fiction writers of the 20th century. Secondly, what has been said above about Furries is not correct. For the accurate description, go to: http://www.tigerden.com/infopage/furry/

    Trust me, when I say that I know what I`m talking about. The CSI: episode and that MTV documentary that has led to this opinions are completely untrue. More explanation here: http://www.tigerden.com/infopage/furry/c...

  12. Profile photo of irred
    irred Female 13-17
    695 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 3:18 am
    lol im a video geek definitly, but whats a furrie?
  13. Profile photo of irred
    irred Female 13-17
    695 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 3:18 am
    oh wait, nevermind, thanks kanilas
  14. Profile photo of Mr.Moogle
    Mr.Moogle Male 13-17
    105 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 3:41 am
    The last one made me laugh. Star Trek and Furries are not a good combonation, kinda like baked beans and exlax (the gift that keeps on hurting)
  15. Profile photo of sparkington
    sparkington Male 18-29
    148 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 3:42 am
    just google furrie if you want to know
  16. Profile photo of freakydelish
    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 4:06 am
    ok i`m probably an anime fan who insist on subtitles and a pokemon fan over the age of six. i guess i qualify, so sue me. LMAO
  17. Profile photo of bang_
    bang_ Female 13-17
    276 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 4:10 am
    Well, you learn something new everyday!
  18. Profile photo of danielray
    danielray Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 4:26 am
    Love the people standing up for the furry lovers, lol. I would have to say the dorkiest thing ever is a Trekkie who speaks Klingon. I`ve seen a group of them at ComicCon, me and friends just pointed and laughed. I don`t think they understood us, after all, we were speaking English.
  19. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 5:21 am
    like how live rpg players are near the bottom of that list...whats wrong with MMORPG`ing? There gotta be like at least a dozen ppl here who play World of Warcraft or Everquest or something...
  20. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 5:48 am
    My brother still belongs here.
  21. Profile photo of jayjayb
    jayjayb Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 6:36 am
    Thats all get yiffy( Pretending to have animal sex on the internet)
  22. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 6:42 am
    im an anime fan who insist on subtitles...AND it has to be japanese sound. not dratING dubbed.
    and the furrys, are weard....really freaks me out.
  23. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 6:47 am
    DO NOT enter www.furrysex.com !!!! DO NOT!...i dont know how to make this clearer. but DONT dratING DO IT!
    saw the link in one of kanilas links.


    ps, dont do it!

  24. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 6:50 am
    I`m one of those "can`t we all get along" people. And, fact is, the top two thirds of the chart is pretty much me. I`m not a successful, published SF/Fantasy writer, though, damnit! :-(
  25. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 6:59 am
    "13 year old gamers of any sort"

    its funny because they suck at gaming.

  26. Profile photo of Soader
    Soader Male 18-29
    88 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 7:15 am
    since when are roleplaying gamers less geeky than normal video gamers?
  27. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 7:26 am
    I feel so much less geeky now.
  28. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 7:27 am
    I always thought furries were people who liked to roleplay with anthromorphic characters - like half-cat half-man characters. Guess i was wrong...
  29. Profile photo of Scrounger
    Scrounger Female 13-17
    132 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 7:44 am
    Aah blatent stereotyping! Love it. x
  30. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 7:48 am
    hehhe brilliant

    DESKTOP!!

  31. Profile photo of Jazz5490
    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 8:01 am
    oh no roleplayers are geeky? I always figured more freaky but hey not complaining my sect made it on the chart!
  32. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 9:09 am
    haha that was good!! furries Hahaha!!
  33. Profile photo of one__eye
    one__eye Female 18-29
    49 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 10:03 am
    Real life role playing gamers...

    When some of my friends were in grade 8, they made up a play about a real life role playing game. One of them fell off a cliff and the rest of them just kept playing.

  34. Profile photo of thepinkturtl
    thepinkturtl Female 13-17
    10 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 10:17 am
    what is sad is that only about 8 of them didn`t apply to me...
  35. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 11:05 am
    Gives new meaning to the phrase ``Freaks and Geeks.``

    1) No, I don`t think it does give it new meaning.
    2) Is "Freaks and Geeks" really a phrase?
    3) Is "Gives new meaning to the phrase" itself a phrase?

  36. Profile photo of AOD-ninja
    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 11:15 am
    wtf are you going on about deaf woman......

    thats was kinda amusing, lol, i come under quite a few... >_<``

  37. Profile photo of JohannaxStar
    JohannaxStar Female 13-17
    53 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    Hey! I like anime :( I`d say i fall more into the loser/weirdo/retard catergory.
  38. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    `I`d say i fall more into the loser/weirdo/retard catergory. `

    Me too... I`m would google furries but i`m afraid what pictures might come up if IAmTheMoose is right. I honestly thought they were a kind of roleplayers. *shudders*

  39. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 1:56 pm
    ^^^ I would google furries not I`m google furries. I`m making so many typos today...
  40. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    "`13 year old gamers of any sort`

    its funny because they suck at gaming."

    And spelling. "OMG I PWNED j00 N00B!1!111one"

  41. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    "1) No, I don`t think it does give it new meaning."

    It`s called a joke.

    "2) Is "Freaks and Geeks" really a phrase?"

    I couldn`t think of any other word.

    "3) Is "Gives new meaning to the phrase" itself a phrase?"

    WTF?

  42. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:21 pm
    YEAH IM A VIDEO GAMER!
  43. Profile photo of Carefreak
    Carefreak Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    There`s a missing category;

    "People who write hierarchies for geeks and freaks"

    It would be pretty near the geekiest level I think.

  44. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    lol Boxtop. Relax eh.

    It`s called... I get your joke. You`re frigging hilarious.

  45. Profile photo of chickensmoo
    chickensmoo Female 13-17
    386 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    darn...my friends and I are on that list...
  46. Profile photo of AzN_S4luD
    AzN_S4luD Male 13-17
    30 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    lol that was funny i also fit the top two rows BionicRob....
  47. Profile photo of saenzoflife
    saenzoflife Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    I am an anime fan that insists on subtitles, and the original voices, the Dubs do change things alot
    Furries...*shudders*
  48. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 4:24 pm
    Yep.. apparently Furs are pretty geeky!
  49. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    i keep gettin called geek but i cant find anything here that falls in my catagory...
  50. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    Hahah, I`m in the top tier. Like five times. That`s, um, that`s not, like, cumulative, is it?

    Ah, nobody like furries except other furries.

    And I am not a Pokemon fan. ...Digimon is so much better. >.>

  51. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    Looking the chart over again, I realized that, besides the video gamer category, I also fall into the Sci-Fi Television show fans (watch Stargate-SG1 every chance I get) and Sci-Fi Literature fans (Issac Asimov = l33t) category.
  52. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    Also, I am actually a pokemon fan over the age of six, but I`m not all "OMG POKEMON LOLOLOLO!1!!" as I once was. And I really don`t understand Digimon. I mean, how did the world come to be? Did someone program it? Pokemon is not as complex as Digimon, which is one of the reasons I like the program.

    I remember when I was younger I always used to get into wars with Digimon fans on which series was better.

  53. Profile photo of Strongbadia7
    Strongbadia7 Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    I`m not exactly sure what this thing means, but I am pretty sure that my lil buddy (Teh Chekt) is nearing deity status.
  54. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    Subtitled anime is better most of the times, but mostly because they butcher the content and/or hire crappy voice actors/actresses when they dub it. There have been countless examples of bad dubs, but several recent examples of good ones.

    Ok, I`m a geek, but at least I`m not a furry (eww).

  55. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    Saw a CSI episode where a whole community/group of ppl liked to dress up as there (soul animal) and have huge orgeys...would they be considered furries?

    Cant word that whole thing right....

  56. Profile photo of _Crimson_
    _Crimson_ Female 18-29
    11 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    ... Wow.
    So, I`m pretty much a HUGE LOSER! O.O
    I`ve got pretty much everything except the Furries and 13 year old gamer and a few scattered here and there...
    But damn.
    ... I consider myself more of a NERD than a geek though...
    ... Although freak works too... >.>
  57. Profile photo of Kanilas
    Kanilas Male 18-29
    34 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    For the true info on furrys, look at http://www.anthrocon.org/about-furry
    Yet again, that damn CSI: episode gives Furries a bad rap. No, that`s not how it is. While a few people may do that, that is NOT the norm. See, http://www.tigerden.com/infopage/furry/c... As far as the rest of it goes, yes, furs do RPG with anthro characters. No, it`s NOT about animal sex, like IAmTheMoose said, so just get that out of your mind. All you who have based your assumption of furries based on that, PLEASE, look at the link at the top of the page. THAT`s what it`s about. Again, the link is: http://www.anthrocon.org/about-furry
  58. Profile photo of Kanilas
    Kanilas Male 18-29
    34 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    For an example of Furry art, go here: http://darknatasha.deviantart.com/

    This is wat most of the art is, yes, it`s PG.

  59. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    672 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    I was all over that chart. I wonder what that means?
  60. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 8:07 pm
    I`m too lazy to read all that and also I`m absolutly not interested on geeks and freaks levels.
  61. Profile photo of jmcclure
    jmcclure Male 13-17
    133 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    genius!
  62. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3563 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    Seems pretty accurate...and funny...but I must prove my geekiness by pointing out that anime fans who insist on subtitles are usually geekier than those who don`t care.
    <--insists on subtitles
  63. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 10:21 pm
    I`m a subbed anime fan, beacuse subs are 10x times better than dubs. Do I earn bonus points for being able to identify several seiyuu by voice???
  64. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 11:15 pm
    pysco chick - I think you lose points, actually, presuming that points are a good thing.

    Digimon was SO much better. I can tell you why in two words - no Ash.

    And I think the random old guy that the kids in Digimon kept running into created the world. That guy with the big nose and wierd mustache. I don`t remember his name. But yeah, he made it. Then, much like the internet, it took on a life of its own and started kidnapping little children from summer camp.
    Also, Ken messed around with the programming for a while, until they found him and were like, "HEY. Stop it." That was when he called himself the Digimon Emperor and had those big sunglasses and the cape.

    ...why do I feel as if I`ve just been bumped down the geek hierarchy?

  65. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 11:20 pm
    13 year old gamers? welll thats sorta wierd i mean a 40 year old guy who plays video games is considered less geeky than a 13 year old? we he heeelllll thats just plain dumbpoo right there
  66. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 11:26 pm
    FURRIES SUCK!


    effin geeks

  67. Profile photo of Crotchodile
    Crotchodile Female 70 & Over
    142 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 12:04 am
    They forgot the people who look at, watch, and create anime porn, in the anime category.
  68. Profile photo of Minicow
    Minicow Male 18-29
    59 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 12:24 am
    I find it odd that anime fans that demand subtitles are equally geeky as those that don`t care.

    Anyway, I reached tier 6 once, and tier 4 once, I always assumed I was geekier than that.

    PS: If 13-year-old gamers all suck at gaming, then why is it I only find a challenge against one out of every 10 people I find online? I find it hard to believe 9 out of 10 are 13-year-olds.

    PPS: Just in case some of you are seriously too stupid to pick up on it, I`ll state it clearly. I`m a 13-year-old gamer

  69. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:12 am
    "For the true info on furrys, look at http://www.anthrocon.org/about-furry ...etc"

    Dude, those are websites promoting furrydom. You know they`re going to be biased. I`m not saying the MTV and CSI sketches were right on the mark, but furries go both ways. If you really want to know what furries are like, spend a week on a furry MUD.

  70. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:14 am
    Besides, guys, this chart`s a joke. Don`t take it seriously.
  71. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3842 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 2:02 am
    Why is Robert A. Heinlein more geeky than other sci-fi authors? I would think Isaac Asimov would be the geekiest...
  72. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 7:47 am
    So was i right or not? I`m confused about furries very much...
  73. Profile photo of chaosmonkey
    chaosmonkey Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 1:55 pm
    so yeah, its awsome that this chart agrees with my philosophy that superhero comics readers are lamer than other genres. The line gets a little blurred in the DC universe at times, but whatever. Eff you Marvel.
  74. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    Daaaaammnn...

    I`m in so many catagories....

    Lando: Don`t drat with Asimov.

  75. Profile photo of FrogBomb
    FrogBomb Male 13-17
    161 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    lol, nice
  76. Profile photo of B0BLoblaw
    B0BLoblaw Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 12:16 am
    add ot that list people who spend time putting together a chart about nerds
  77. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 1:59 am
    Ha! Pretty Fu.cking sad.
  78. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 2:35 am
    Haha Erotic Furry, wtf.
  79. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 12, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    h0ax d3m0n: its funny because they suck at gaming
    HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    STFU

  80. Profile photo of Ailruby
    Ailruby Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    About 12 of these relate to me is that bad? ;)
    Now we go to do one about rednecks.
  81. Profile photo of KissTheBride
    KissTheBride Female 13-17
    7 posts
    June 25, 2006 at 4:19 pm
    lmao im in the comic books category XD!! but seriously, i like xmen comic books :-/ (lol i like this smiley :-/) :-P
  82. Profile photo of KissTheBride
    KissTheBride Female 13-17
    7 posts
    June 25, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    .. im in the comic books category, the video games category and in the anime category O_o!!!
  83. Profile photo of bookaholic22
    bookaholic22 Female 70 & Over
    111 posts
    June 21, 2007 at 12:03 am
    Haha, I didn`t know I was quite so nerdy... I`m a "Pokemon Fan Over the Age of 6", a "Roleplay Gamer", a "Fanfic Writer"... I`m hopeless xD

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