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Date: 06/16/06 02:18 AM

54 Responses to Dear NSA

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 1:08 am
    Link: Dear NSA - Take advantage of the fact that the NSA has already mined countless data about you.
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    iamthekellie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:24 am
    that wasn`t even funny
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    Game_MP Male 13-17
    425 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:29 am
    What the hell is NSA?
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    SaSsYgUrL13 Female 13-17
    139 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:39 am
    uh... wow...O.O... that was retarded.
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:43 am
    NSA is like the CIA, but more secretive ;p
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 3:22 am
    Dumb as the day is long.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 3:48 am
    I thought it was funny. I sent in a question for a larf.
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    cottcandy222 Female 18-29
    195 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 4:26 am
    I guess I might sound stupid, but I don`t really get it. Oh well.
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    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 5:11 am
    Righty o then
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    pinner458 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 7:11 am
    i don`t have a wife(obviously)-age- and i didn`t lose my keys and i don`t have a grey jacket...i stopped after that
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    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 7:32 am
    ^LOL
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    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 8:57 am
    i love the one about miss clancy
    i`ve gotten so many of those damb letters
    i could puke. the sad thing is they wouldn`t
    do it if it didn`t work on some people.
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    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 9:19 am
    I did like the bitty browser to the left though.
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    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 9:42 am
    ^now that is funny.

    For most of you who are wondering, this site has to do with the fact that the US has "minor tracking" of people in order to "protect" us from acts like terrorism. The main example is some people have their phones listened in on.

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    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 9:46 am
    apparently I got some adware from this site, now everytime I open a new link I get a nice pop-up ad... jeez.
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    SaSsYgUrL13 Female 13-17
    139 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 10:47 am
    so the government actually tracks things on people.... im scared
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    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:13 am
    I thought it was clever. Especially this one:
    Q: Can I substitute margarine for butter in my Toll House cookie recipe?
    A: We know that you`ve been smoking pot.
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    HamFar Male 13-17
    429 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:23 am
    lol tahst pretty funny
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    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:40 am
    It`s fuuny if you know what the nsa is. I don`t.
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    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:47 am
    i know what the nsa is. still not funny.
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 11:55 am
    I thought it was clever. Especially this one:
    Q: Can I substitute margarine for butter in my Toll House cookie recipe?
    A: We know that you`ve been smoking pot.

    haha the only good one. other than that. screw it

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    dablaine Male 18-29
    109 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 12:09 pm
    ^^ thats the only one i liked too
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    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 12:10 pm
    Look evferybody, NSA doesn`t exist, it`s a parody of NASA. NSA...NASA get it?
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 12:32 pm
    The links today are kinda lame...
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    Dur dur dur "datz de only 1 i liedk 2 lolzorss!!!11!1"

    Shut up.

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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    Never heard of NSA but pretty weird...
    Q: Where`s Waldo?
    A: We`re still looking, but you can trust that we`re following up on many excellent leads.
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    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    NSA is the Mational Security Agency something or other, anyway, its the security thing for the US. And right now it sux hard {censored} and they are the ones who you see in the news getting accused of tapping phones and such.
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    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    Odd. You may have noticed that wasn`t the `National Security Agency` it was the `National Scrutiny Agency`. Stupid unfunny parodies.
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    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 1:38 pm
    disappointing.
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:12 pm
    how can you not know what the NSA is? bloody hell, im not there and i know
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    DHF Male 18-29
    368 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    come on, this was ok...
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    Dark_Dragon Female 13-17
    117 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    ..Meh.

    Wasn`t that funny.

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    Melisande Female 13-17
    7 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    americans not knowing about things going on in their country is the reason all that stuff goes on. your just too damn stupid o.O thats what you get for voting bush
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    ^^^hey i didn`t vote for bush. most people actually didn`t vote for him. i really hope everyone is kidding when they say that they dont know what the NSA is cuz thats really pathetic.
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    kinpower Male 18-29
    67 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 4:22 pm
    Look the NSA stands for `National Sercurity Agency` although it is nicknamed `No Such Agency` by people high in the U.S. political system. The NSA used to read some mail, and tap some phones, but now it reads peoples e-mails beofre they get sent to the person they were meant to get sent to. Mwahahaha, all you Americans are screwed, watch what you send or the FBI may come knocking at your door
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    chickensmoo Female 13-17
    386 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    pinner wtf r u talking about
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    ggrraant Male 13-17
    62 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 5:27 pm
    Everybody who`s out there asking how Americans don`t know what the NSA is, you have to remember: We`re AMERICANS. By assuming we should know you give us to much credit.

    On a different note, while yes, Bush isn`t a very good president he`s doing a whole lot better than Kerry would have. Oh, and it doesn`t matter who you vote for. There is actually a small group of people who gets to choose who our next president will be , your votes mean nothing except to show which candidate the country would prefer to choose as its president.

    As for this particular piece of satire, I liked it except for the last one.

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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 5:57 pm
    reeemafackintarded
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    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 7:52 pm
    OfflineMelisande
    Female, 13-17, Asia
    10 Posts Friday, June 16, 2006 4:14:47 PM
    americans not knowing about things going on in their country is the reason all that stuff goes on. your just too damn stupid o.O thats what you get for voting bush


    You are from Asia? Which communist country in Asia? At least we have simple freedom. You have far more to worry about than us, trust me.

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    OctoberRayne Male 13-17
    146 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 9:57 pm
    That`s just creepy.
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    fire_frog Male 18-29
    228 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 10:12 pm
    No I think America has sh*t up to their armpits compared to other countrys. Except for, the greater section of Africa, most parts in asia, and some parts in Austrlia
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    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    Hey drew!!! Take what firefrog says to heart. This is the worldview consensus.

    We are not "all that", for serious.

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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    June 16, 2006 at 10:45 pm
    the NSA does indeed exist.

    i can relate to what it was talking about, but i dont think its that much of an issue if people are listening in on me to protect me from possible acts of terrorism.

    and as such, any important info is written on paper or said in person.

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    Skellington9 Male 13-17
    246 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 12:00 am
    i sent one in and asked "where`s the beef?"
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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 1:54 am
    haha good one...


    im probably gonna send one it saying something like, "if santa lives at the north pole, who lives at the south pole?"

    other than scientists of course...


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    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 9:40 am

    Female, 30-39, Southern US
    243 Posts Friday, June 16, 2006 10:29:47 PM
    Hey drew!!! Take what firefrog says to heart. This is the worldview consensus.

    We are not "all that", for serious.

    Why should i "take to heart" what the "world view consensus" is? I know that we in FACT live in the greatest, most powerful, most free, and most blessed nation in the hiatory of the world. The "world view" bashing us is out of mainly jelousy do to those facts. Also, people such as yourself and the democrats who take every chance they can to bash this country publically, only out of hatred of the president, and ultimately to regain political power.

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    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 9:42 am
    ^^^yeah I spelled some words wrong, so what.
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    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 9:45 am
    Oh yeah, and also by sites like this one right here, that takes every chance it gets to bash our president,
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    KatrynaS Female 13-17
    113 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 11:28 am
    UH, NSA is not NASA......both my parents work there, but that doesnt mean that they are bad, in fact, they really have nothing to do with it. But its still pretty wierd. All I gotta say is if you don`t like NSA, so be it, but not everybody that works for them are a part of the whole cellphone stuff... just wanted to make a point..
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    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    June 17, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    "Look evferybody, NSA doesn`t exist, it`s a parody of NASA. NSA...NASA get it?"

    Ummm...Doesn`t it stand for Nation Security Agency?

    Anywho, that was pretty clever, I liked the pot one.

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    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 1:31 am
    Hilarious.
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    Hantalia Female 13-17
    78 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 1:44 am
    Haha. I liked it. :)
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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 9:55 am
    how can you not know what the NSA is? bloody hell, im not there and i know

    Very easily.

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    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    people need to read Dan Brown Digital Fortress, for all your NSA scoop

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