Dear NSA

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.dearnsa.com/

Take advantage of the fact that the NSA has already mined countless data about you.
There are 54 comments:
Female 290
people need to read Dan Brown Digital Fortress, for all your NSA scoop
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Female 455
how can you not know what the NSA is? bloody hell, im not there and i know

Very easily.

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Female 78
Haha. I liked it. :)
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Male 401
Hilarious.
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Male 738
"Look evferybody, NSA doesn`t exist, it`s a parody of NASA. NSA...NASA get it?"

Ummm...Doesn`t it stand for Nation Security Agency?

Anywho, that was pretty clever, I liked the pot one.

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Female 113
UH, NSA is not NASA......both my parents work there, but that doesnt mean that they are bad, in fact, they really have nothing to do with it. But its still pretty wierd. All I gotta say is if you don`t like NSA, so be it, but not everybody that works for them are a part of the whole cellphone stuff... just wanted to make a point..
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Male 495
Oh yeah, and also by sites like this one right here, that takes every chance it gets to bash our president,
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Male 495
^^^yeah I spelled some words wrong, so what.
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Male 495

Female, 30-39, Southern US
243 Posts Friday, June 16, 2006 10:29:47 PM
Hey drew!!! Take what firefrog says to heart. This is the worldview consensus.

We are not "all that", for serious.

Why should i "take to heart" what the "world view consensus" is? I know that we in FACT live in the greatest, most powerful, most free, and most blessed nation in the hiatory of the world. The "world view" bashing us is out of mainly jelousy do to those facts. Also, people such as yourself and the democrats who take every chance they can to bash this country publically, only out of hatred of the president, and ultimately to regain political power.

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Male 1,343
haha good one...


im probably gonna send one it saying something like, "if santa lives at the north pole, who lives at the south pole?"

other than scientists of course...


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Male 246
i sent one in and asked "where`s the beef?"
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Male 1,343
the NSA does indeed exist.

i can relate to what it was talking about, but i dont think its that much of an issue if people are listening in on me to protect me from possible acts of terrorism.

and as such, any important info is written on paper or said in person.

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Female 316
Hey drew!!! Take what firefrog says to heart. This is the worldview consensus.

We are not "all that", for serious.

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Male 227
No I think America has sh*t up to their armpits compared to other countrys. Except for, the greater section of Africa, most parts in asia, and some parts in Austrlia
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Male 146
That`s just creepy.
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Male 495
OfflineMelisande
Female, 13-17, Asia
10 Posts Friday, June 16, 2006 4:14:47 PM
americans not knowing about things going on in their country is the reason all that stuff goes on. your just too damn stupid o.O thats what you get for voting bush


You are from Asia? Which communist country in Asia? At least we have simple freedom. You have far more to worry about than us, trust me.

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Female 1,033
reeemafackintarded
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Male 62
Everybody who`s out there asking how Americans don`t know what the NSA is, you have to remember: We`re AMERICANS. By assuming we should know you give us to much credit.

On a different note, while yes, Bush isn`t a very good president he`s doing a whole lot better than Kerry would have. Oh, and it doesn`t matter who you vote for. There is actually a small group of people who gets to choose who our next president will be [our founding fathers didn`t like the idea of random civilains being able to choose who should rule our country], your votes mean nothing except to show which candidate the country would prefer to choose as its president.

As for this particular piece of satire, I liked it except for the last one.

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Female 386
pinner wtf r u talking about
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Male 67
Look the NSA stands for `National Sercurity Agency` although it is nicknamed `No Such Agency` by people high in the U.S. political system. The NSA used to read some mail, and tap some phones, but now it reads peoples e-mails beofre they get sent to the person they were meant to get sent to. Mwahahaha, all you Americans are screwed, watch what you send or the FBI may come knocking at your door
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Female 1,426
^^^hey i didn`t vote for bush. most people actually didn`t vote for him. i really hope everyone is kidding when they say that they dont know what the NSA is cuz thats really pathetic.
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Female 7
americans not knowing about things going on in their country is the reason all that stuff goes on. your just too damn stupid o.O thats what you get for voting bush
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Female 117
..Meh.

Wasn`t that funny.

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Male 368
come on, this was ok...
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Male 2,057
how can you not know what the NSA is? bloody hell, im not there and i know
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Female 471
disappointing.
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Female 408
Odd. You may have noticed that wasn`t the `National Security Agency` it was the `National Scrutiny Agency`. Stupid unfunny parodies.
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Male 1,115
NSA is the Mational Security Agency something or other, anyway, its the security thing for the US. And right now it sux hard {censored} and they are the ones who you see in the news getting accused of tapping phones and such.
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Female 455
Never heard of NSA but pretty weird...
Q: Where`s Waldo?
A: We`re still looking, but you can trust that we`re following up on many excellent leads.
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Male 594
Dur dur dur "datz de only 1 i liedk 2 lolzorss!!!11!1"

Shut up.

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Female 3,574
The links today are kinda lame...
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Female 329
Look evferybody, NSA doesn`t exist, it`s a parody of NASA. NSA...NASA get it?
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Male 109
^^ thats the only one i liked too
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Male 1,141
I thought it was clever. Especially this one:
Q: Can I substitute margarine for butter in my Toll House cookie recipe?
A: We know that you`ve been smoking pot.

haha the only good one. other than that. screw it

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Male 536
i know what the nsa is. still not funny.
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Male 1,478
It`s fuuny if you know what the nsa is. I don`t.
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Male 429
lol tahst pretty funny
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Female 205
I thought it was clever. Especially this one:
Q: Can I substitute margarine for butter in my Toll House cookie recipe?
A: We know that you`ve been smoking pot.
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Female 139
so the government actually tracks things on people.... im scared
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Male 1,115
apparently I got some adware from this site, now everytime I open a new link I get a nice pop-up ad... jeez.
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Male 1,115
^now that is funny.

For most of you who are wondering, this site has to do with the fact that the US has "minor tracking" of people in order to "protect" us from acts like terrorism. The main example is some people have their phones listened in on.

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Female 316
I did like the bitty browser to the left though.
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Female 268
i love the one about miss clancy
i`ve gotten so many of those damb letters
i could puke. the sad thing is they wouldn`t
do it if it didn`t work on some people.
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Female 104
^LOL
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Male 242
i don`t have a wife(obviously)-age- and i didn`t lose my keys and i don`t have a grey jacket...i stopped after that
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Male 567
Righty o then
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Female 195
I guess I might sound stupid, but I don`t really get it. Oh well.
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Female 1,972
I thought it was funny. I sent in a question for a larf.
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Male 1,354
Dumb as the day is long.
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Male 1,011
NSA is like the CIA, but more secretive ;p
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Female 139
uh... wow...O.O... that was retarded.
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Male 424
What the hell is NSA?
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Female 106
that wasn`t even funny
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Male 10,115
Link: Dear NSA [Rate Link] - Take advantage of the fact that the NSA has already mined countless data about you.
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