Bush at the Border

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny
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Looks like that border fence is doing a good job.
There are 93 comments:
Female 422
Ugh, I`m really getting pissed with this whole illegal immigration fiasco esp. when someone comes to the u.s. and then they put the mexican flag everywhere and have all this Mexican pride and they don`t even bother to learn English. I live in so.cal. and in certain parts of the city, you wouldn`t even believe it`s the same country. This may sound wierd, but it breaks my heart when my parents tell me how lovely a community used to be and now it looks like hell. Especially seeing how they were talking about what it used to be 20 years ago. Some of these places look completely different over too short a period. And now illegal immigrants are stealing health benefits and able to get driver`s license and work in certain places and no one does anything about it. I have no problem with immigration, but please do it legally and respect the laws of the country you want to be a citizen of.
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Male 1,853
i dont care if it isnt real, its still f`in highlarious
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Male 178
10 years later .america. pop. bush and a drunk rat
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Female 297
why is it that every funny thing ive checked out today turns into a racio-political debate? (if thats even a word). we make fun of our prime minister, its just that the rest of the world probably doesn`t notice as much cos Aus isnt a super power. everybody in the world knows who Bush is,so all eyes are on him. everybody criticizes their leaders cos thats all they can really do. i mean who really wants to be in charge of a country unless they already have that pompous `i`m the perfect man for the job` attitude?
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Female 72
"I vote for Bush..only because the other option was much much worse.Al Gore has lost his freaking mind "the icecaps are gonna melt and were all gonna die" John Kerry is a whiney pussy liberal who is unfit to manage a walmart let alone run a country."


oh so now people don`t believe in global warming??!!! haha that is so stupid it`s funny
the icecaps are melting if you haven`t noticed; did you ever in you life attend science class?!
oh and i agree with everyone who said bush is a dumb*** cuz it is true

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Male 10,440
This is photoshopped, or whatever software you use to change movies. But the idea is good, rly funny.
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Female 363
Haha very nice. Bush is an idiot.
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Male 2,781
HEY THAT`S HOW MY PARENTS CAME TO THE U.S.
HAHAHAHAH RUN CHUNTARO RUN!!!

I THINK THE POLITICIANS IN MEXICO SHOULD ACTUALLY START MAKING JOBS, LIKE MAKING PLANTATIONS TO GROW CHILE, TOMATOES, SET UP THE AGRICULTURE AND TECHNOLOGY AND MANUFACTURING, SO THE MEXICANS DON`T MIGRATE TO THE US TO GET WORK. IF THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT WOULD GET ITS ASS IN GEAR INSTEAD OF ALL THIS CORRUPT SH`T THAT`S GOING ON IT WOULD BE AN AMAZING COUNTRY. I DON`T KNOW IF YOU PEOPLE HAVE TRAVELED TO MEXICO BUT MEXICO IS ACTUALLY A VERY INTERESTING PLACE TO VISIT.
MAYBE I SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MEXICO. DAMNED CANDIDATES ARE ALL NUMBNUTZ!!!

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Male 495
^^^^Go to the nearest Indian Reservation and turn yourself in then...geez!
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Male 198
It`s too bad the Native Americans didn`t think of a fence when Europeans started coming over...down with Imperialism!
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Female 576
haha
HURRY UP JUMP
THE BORDER GUYS!
GOGOGO
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Female 403
lmao. Bush will kill us all
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Male 237
Welcome to the xenophobia-induced fear-mongering country you all live in... where bashing Canadians, where bashing French, where bashing Mexicans, where bashing Cubans, where bashing Iraqi, where bashing Afghans, where bashing everyone who isn`t American is now the national sport since Bush is your president.

I don`t react to the skit (whether true or not) that is funny, but previsible. I react to the comments, that are way off topic up to a racism extreme. This is why I objected vocally to the "French military victories" image back then: some people actually think it`s true and it fuels their xenophobia.

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Male 713
DrewK, I applaud you. All this conspiracy poo is a stupid bandwagon-hating bush is a stupid bandwagon. Hating bush is like smoking to be cool
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Male 495
^^^^Look up the word "conspiracist", little boy. Have your own brain instead of repeating the jiberish that spews from others uneducated minds.
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Male 67
Omg i hate Bush, he`s a retard and is a conspiracist *shifty eyes*, even though that`s not real it`s still something that would soooo happen.
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Male 495
^^^I think I can speak for the majority and say the Mexicans aren`t the problem, it`s the law breaking illegal aliens that is the problem. This country was built on diversity, but legal diversity.
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Male 11
For those who believe Mexicans are morons and idiots, stop eating our food at restaurants and don`t use the words taken from our Spanish language(abalone,adobe,albino,alfalfa,alligator,anchovy,
armadillo,avocado,banana,barbecue,barracuda,bodega,bonanza,
booby,breeze,bronco,buckaroo,burrito,cafeteria,canoe,canyon,
cargo,chocolate,cigar,cigarette,cocoa,comrade,condor,corral,
crimson,crusade,demarcation,dengue,desperado,embargo,embarrass...
just to name a few) This country was built around diversity. Get use to it.
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Female 386
flingspoo, using YOUR logic, u must a be a mexican.

(no i am not racist, i`m just trying to say something he might understand...moronic racist that he is)

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Male 495
^^^^^^^don`t be such a moron. If Mexico is in fact bad, it`s not because of a murderous dictator. And if Iran wants to thumg it`s nose at the world (like Iraq did) they darn well better be next.
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Female 93
wait-- if mexico is such a terrible place, then why don`t we invade and reform it just like we did with iraq?? we seem to be in the habit of that, iran is next you know....
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Female 1
That is way freaken funny even if ur mexican and it`s true
:-D
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Female 57
Oh and as far as i`m aware you didn`t save the French a$$es anyway.
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Female 57
Yet we have faught more wars than America has, and wasn`t also Europe whos was meant to ahve discovered America anyway? Oh and it isn`t quite well known that the British SAS are generally btter trained than the American equivilant. The only reason people bash Bush is because America is meant to be the biggest power in the world and to see that the leader is even remotely stupid scares the hell out of most people. It doesn`t matter how much the French are pansies, they`ve taken enough countries in their time and they aren`t a superpower anymore.
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Male 495
GypsieCassie, please spare us an move to Mexico!
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Male 495
^^ because I don`t think we bash the other leaders enough. That`s exactly the point french are such wusses they literally gave their country to the Germans and we saved their a$$es. If you are insinuting that was long ago, France still has no balls, everyone knows that. Neither does most of Europe.
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Female 572
^
^? How did we get round to insulting French people? Anyway Paris was invaded by the German army in the 2nd world war.
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Female 879
There`s our president, folks! Proud?
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Male 495
Stupid. Why do don`t we bash some of the pansy leaders from Europe? They have plenty. Reminds me, how many French men does it take to defend Paris?

Who knows it`s never been attempted.

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Female 184
lmao
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Male 12
manny u sh.t head Maybe you should be a fing slave,fing canada
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Male 1,371
funny
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Male 1,385
Just because it was on tv doesn`t mean it was real, over half of america`s tv networks have at one stage run an infomercial with thier own graphics over it and called it news, through desperation or stupidity.

Either way, real or fake, it was quiet funny

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Male 334
damn all of you bush-haters
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Male 1,149
Not bad.

But the border is a big issue that needs to be resolved.

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Male 158
take the time to read the posts genius/
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Male 158
"MeleeNewb: You are the only person."
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Male 1,152
haha classic...to bad IF its not real
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Male 1,066
i think theres supposed to be barb wires...
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Male 103
good job bushy lol
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Female 2,552
Obviously it`s not real because how would you not see it? And wouldn`t they hop back over if they saw them?
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Female 706
Way to f*cking go, manny-latino. You`re a god damn hypocrite.
"You americans think youre so great."
No, just better than you, which is obvious. Don`t say things like "you americans" if you`re yelling at someone who`s being discriminitory, you dumbass. You`re just as bad as her.
Half the world hates us because like it or not, we`re the world super power, and all of you wouldn`t last if we cut you all off and you know it.
I don`t like a lot of America, either, but you insulted me by assuming every american is the same including me.
I don`t hate Canadians. I hate you.
Stupid 13 year old acting like you know everything.
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Female 943
owned, although it probally wasn`t real.
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Male 319
meh, wasnt so great
i support bush, but hes a good laugh sometimes
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Female 174
that was real, I saw it on television... oh yeah, and all you liberals can go to Mexico


haha

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Female 149

I think most people vote for him because he an`t boring...ha
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Female 1,426
that`s great
lmao
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Male 22
I agree with sixtysix in the fact that, while Bush is a fraking idiot, GOre and Kerry were bigger ones.

Flingspoo, your screenname fits your attitude, primitive.

Although Gore DID stop Manbearpig.

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Male 3
MeleeNewb: You are the only person. You don`t have to hate Bush to think that is funny.
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Female 455
`Am I the only person who finds it massively pathetic that this is one of the highest rated things on this site? I swear, anything to do with bashing Bush and you ignorant pricks will rate it 4. Instead of just cracking dumb jokes and saying "Bush is such an idiot" over and over, how about you try educating yourselves on what is actually going on in the world.`

It would be funny if it happened to anyone but it`s funnier for others because it`s Bush. No leader in HISTORY has been loved by everyone. I thought it was ironic and a good joke- oh and `Tacos rule`!

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Female 496
omg i could just see that actually happening 2 him lolol nice
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Male 254
that was fake
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Male 158
I sure hope this plan works, im so sick of whining illegals, begging for amnesty, staging protests. The kids at my school think they`re making some kind of difference by walking out of school, when they don`t even know why the hell they`re doing it, other than getting a day off and trying to be some kind of cool rebel because they all think they`re pimps.
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Male 26
"jeez, a little racist, flingspoo"

just a tad... :|

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Female 1,944
i kinda saw that comin
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Male 623
jeez, a little racist, flingspoo
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Male 46
Ok,its officail this place has the most idiots on the internet.
The clip is fake dumbasses.
I vote for Bush..only because the other option was much much worse.Al Gore has lost his freaking mind "the icecaps are gonna melt and were all gonna die" John Kerry is a whiney pussy liberal who is unfit to manage a walmart let alone run a country.
Jeb Bush 2008!
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Male 80
Thats so funny cuz its true! And yes its obvious its fake.
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Female 77
LMAO! Bush doing a great job obviously...not.
^^ totally agree with you Omgroflwtf! He is an idiot

(and just to reassure everyone yes I get it it`s fake!)

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Female 426
lol
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Male 506
"lol I hope you ppl know thats fake before you go saying BUSH is the [email protected]$$. =D"

He is either way.

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Male 506
"hehehehe! Funny clip! I hope the US succeed with its plans to stop those damn ileagal aliens. This is a serious Problem!"
Wow! A post without any swear words or chatspeak. Too bad the grammer sucked.

Good job AVDphoenix.

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Male 429
haha funny good job i thought it was real for a second
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Male 81
lol its so fake but soo funny
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Male 331
ntot real....but still damn funny....bush shud be outta the presidency...how the hell is he still in...but i have little/no say...being British!! but we sure as hell dont have that badder a leader......gwb is far worse than tony Blair
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Male 2,057
just when he was talking about it being the best border defence in the world, they just jump over a wall lol brill
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Female 206
I doubt if it`s real. I mean, if you take into consideration how many secret service men accompany the president, you`d think one of them would say something, it`s hard to get real close to the president, in those situations anyhow.
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Male 1,014
Thanks, krusty, i hadn`t noticed that before (sarcasm). That was too funny.
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Female 316
^you`re quick
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Male 189
look at the guys in the backround sneaking across
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Male 1,115
that was so timed right.
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Female 252
Haha, I need to send that to my friend who worships Bush.
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Male 1,039
THIS ISN`T REAL

It was a skit done using a greenscreen...they added the guys in...very well done too!

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Female 2,074
This mans needs to spend a lifetime looking for a brain, instead of trying to be a President. He is doing a terrible job.

Strand of fence...um. Okay. Whatever, old man.

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Female 1,596
THIS IS REAL

I saw when it was on the news!!

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Female 1,181

yeah bush sucks, i just hope people smarten up and don`t elect another dumb ass next time (yes i voted and not for bush - either time). and about the gators being in low numbers in fl, try driving thru gator alley sometime. or walking behind my house, for that matter.
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Male 91
If only it was real. LMAO
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Female 546
Wow. I hope they catch those guys and put em behind bars.
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Male 459
Bush is a freakin idiot!
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Male 1,521
hehehehe! Funny clip! I hope the US succeed with its plans to stop those damn ileagal aliens. This is a serious Problem!
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Male 107
for one vindicate ( i know its kust supposed to be funny) there arent crocs in florida theres aligators and they are actually in low numbers not high

but if we had a large trench about 20 feet wide with the side at an angle /__\ then they could get trapped and we could capture them and send them back or something....

but i dont really think its much of a prolem there country is crap they need a better place so maybe we should send them somewere ::cough::canada::cough::

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Female 511
Saw something funny...

General gist was - dig a trench along the Mexico/US border 20 feet wide, use the dirt to improve the New Orleans levees, and take the crocs overrunning Florida and put them in the moat - problems solved.

But Bush is more concerned with deflecting people`s attention from important issues (like Iran possibly having nuclear power) to less important issues (like gay marriage) so he can keep being a [email protected] without too many repurcussions... can`t stand the man.

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Male 59
Good thinking stereotypic, Claymore Mines work wonders.
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Female 119
HAHAHAHAH...i love to laugh at his expense (omg did I say that?...)...it was funny though!
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Female 86
that is hilarious
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Male 54
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Male 356
How `bout we just skip all the technology and just put a good ol` mine field where the border is?
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Female 1,033
lmao
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Male 3,060
of course it`s not real.
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Male 89
its a skit
skeet
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Male 2,567
i dont geddit lol
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Male 35
is this real?
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Male 10,115
Link: Bush at the Border [Rate Link] - Looks like that border fence is doing a good job.
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