Bread is Dangerous

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html

We"ve got to get this stuff off the streets.
There are 40 comments:
Male 773
The file is deceased.
It is no longer. It has passed on.
You can not have that file in this life!
The file is dead, lifeless, departed, demised, late, extinct, no more.
It has broken on through to the other side

Greatest 404 message. Ever.
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Male 286
mmm...bread
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Female 38
[quote]heh heh, it`s like dihydrogen monoxide![/quote]

Hehe I was thinking the same thing.

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Male 8
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

HAHA IDIOTS
*Eats bread*

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Female 54
they`ve got this all twisted and wrong....i happen to like bread...
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Female 582
i didn`t even read it, the title, and "we gotta get this stuff off the streets" was enough to make me laugh XD
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Male 28
this made me laugh :D
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Male 63
Some of us really CAN`T eat bread. It`s called Celiac Disease. :(
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Male 451
now im scared
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Male 1,066
speaking of bread im eating a sub right now...meh..
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Male 2,510
lmao, ahhh that was great, must be why im so violent! RAHHH!
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Male 21
I bet George Bush would take that seriously.
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Male 298
heh heh, it`s like dihydrogen monoxide!
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Female 999
What do you call red, inflammed bread?

~~A yeast infection!!

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Female 413
My younger brother made up one the other day. I thought to myself - What the hell? Lol.
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Male 295
Amazing. Shows how statistics can be dangerous when used incorrectly. As the authour says.

12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

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Female 811
That`s why I don`t eat bread!!
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Male 1,521
Crapp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 782
that was rubbish :\ i didnt laugh. although i did a bit at the thoguht of a mouse choking on dough
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Male 239
lol, I was eating a sandwich while I was reading this...
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Female 175
you know the atkins did this
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Male 98
This was my favourite
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
I could actually imagine someone taking this as a serious problem...
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Male 318
lol, w3ird
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Male 89
Hey, but bread is dangerous! Many people are allergic to it...and its even been linked to autism.

Anyway, I`m having myself a sandwich right now

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Female 879
I saw this when I was playing with that stumble upon thing, and it cracked me up...
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Male 577
That was actually funny. I`m surprised today.
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Female 403
Seen it before and it still makes me smile :) because like coldphoenix said - it`s like muppets who want to get rid of our every day pleasures.
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Male 429
That was very um... silly
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Male 152
That`s pretty clever. Pretty nice mockery of those who use the same kind of facts to get other things banned.
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Female 34
hey unbelievable that was cute! lol
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Male 331
i eat bread...poo im doomed....so are we ALL
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Male 522
My god. We have to do something about bread right now. I`m going to write my congressman! We must protect the children from bread! If you don`t agree you must hate children. And also love terrorists! You dirty bread user! Don`t you know that 100% of the 9/11 hijackers ate bread, some of them just hours before boarding the plane that morning!
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Male 1,152
B.R.E.A.D

*sung to the J.E.L.L.O jingle*

sorry its all i could think of...seriously

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Female 101
"...-Eats bread-"

You brave soul, you.

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Male 242
haha, that was actually pretty funny
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Male 28
OMG! We have to start banning it immediately...

*sarcasm*

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Female 101
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

Get that thing outta my house now!!

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Female 48
...-Eats bread-
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Female 1,033
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
hahaha
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Male 10,115
Link: Bread is Dangerous [Rate Link] - We`ve got to get this stuff off the streets.
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