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Date: 06/06/06 02:06 AM

40 Responses to Bread is Dangerous

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 5, 2006 at 6:07 pm
    Link: Bread is Dangerous - We`ve got to get this stuff off the streets.
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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 2:11 am
    10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
    hahaha
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    EnvySan Female 13-17
    48 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 2:12 am
    ...-Eats bread-
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    FudgeSundae Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 2:12 am
    9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

    11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

    Get that thing outta my house now!!

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    bobbyier Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 2:12 am
    OMG! We have to start banning it immediately...

    *sarcasm*

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    Spriggan666 Male 18-29
    242 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 2:12 am
    haha, that was actually pretty funny
  7. Profile photo of FudgeSundae
    FudgeSundae Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 2:15 am
    "...-Eats bread-"

    You brave soul, you.

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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 5:00 am
    B.R.E.A.D

    *sung to the J.E.L.L.O jingle*

    sorry its all i could think of...seriously

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    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 5:33 am
    My god. We have to do something about bread right now. I`m going to write my congressman! We must protect the children from bread! If you don`t agree you must hate children. And also love terrorists! You dirty bread user! Don`t you know that 100% of the 9/11 hijackers ate bread, some of them just hours before boarding the plane that morning!
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    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 5:53 am
    i eat bread...poo im doomed....so are we ALL
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    Becca987 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 6:48 am
    hey unbelievable that was cute! lol
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    coldphoenix Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 6:57 am
    That`s pretty clever. Pretty nice mockery of those who use the same kind of facts to get other things banned.
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    HamFar Male 13-17
    429 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 8:45 am
    That was very um... silly
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    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 8:53 am
    Seen it before and it still makes me smile :) because like coldphoenix said - it`s like muppets who want to get rid of our every day pleasures.
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 9:25 am
    That was actually funny. I`m surprised today.
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 9:40 am
    I saw this when I was playing with that stumble upon thing, and it cracked me up...
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    cappez Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 10:06 am
    Hey, but bread is dangerous! Many people are allergic to it...and its even been linked to autism.

    Anyway, I`m having myself a sandwich right now

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    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 11:20 am
    lol, w3ird
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    waltos Male 18-29
    98 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    This was my favourite
    Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
    I could actually imagine someone taking this as a serious problem...
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    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    you know the atkins did this
  21. Profile photo of EmanEn05
    EmanEn05 Male 18-29
    239 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    lol, I was eating a sandwich while I was reading this...
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    that was rubbish :\ i didnt laugh. although i did a bit at the thoguht of a mouse choking on dough
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    Crapp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    That`s why I don`t eat bread!!
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    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 4:11 pm
    Amazing. Shows how statistics can be dangerous when used incorrectly. As the authour says.

    12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

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    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 5:00 pm
    My younger brother made up one the other day. I thought to myself - What the hell? Lol.
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    What do you call red, inflammed bread?

    ~~A yeast infection!!

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    tedweird Male 18-29
    298 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    heh heh, it`s like dihydrogen monoxide!
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    porkchopcool Male 13-17
    21 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 7:14 pm
    I bet George Bush would take that seriously.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    lmao, ahhh that was great, must be why im so violent! RAHHH!
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    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 7:40 pm
    speaking of bread im eating a sub right now...meh..
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    HairyEyeball Male 13-17
    451 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 8:07 pm
    now im scared
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    hatemelater Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 9:01 pm
    Some of us really CAN`T eat bread. It`s called Celiac Disease. :(
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    DevinJ973910 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 9:33 pm
    this made me laugh :D
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    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 11:58 pm
    i didn`t even read it, the title, and "we gotta get this stuff off the streets" was enough to make me laugh XD
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    christa2011 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    they`ve got this all twisted and wrong....i happen to like bread...
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    FrisbeePie Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

    HAHA IDIOTS
    *Eats bread*

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    fhn_ladybug Female 18-29
    38 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    heh heh, it`s like dihydrogen monoxide!

    Hehe I was thinking the same thing.

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    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 23, 2006 at 11:02 am
    mmm...bread
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 8:03 am
    The file is deceased.
    It is no longer. It has passed on.
    You can not have that file in this life!
    The file is dead, lifeless, departed, demised, late, extinct, no more.
    It has broken on through to the other side

    Greatest 404 message. Ever.

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