Ass Pennies

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Weird

Your WTF link of the day.
There are 139 comments:
Male 70
@ss pennies- lol that guy got Pwnd
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Male 1,142
how about ass quarters? most people will pick up a quarter on the group almost every time but not a penny. win you get a few pennies as change from the corner store you might leave it in the penny tray or drop it in the parking lot but if you get 3 quarters in your change your holding on to them. what do you do win you need cant decide on something? flip a coin, what coin? a quarter. so ass quarters are better then ass pennies.
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Male 79
LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Male 143
HAHAHAHA, im gonna do that,, but its scary to think that if someone does this ass pennies thing then you do it to the same pennie!!! oh man.. second thought im not gonna do this,, third thought im not gonna touch penies again
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Male 167
that vid has been officiallly WTFed!!!!!
congrtats
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Male 286
i do it
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Female 72
PHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Omg... "You ALL handle my Ass Pennies!"
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Male 598
Wow, that man was really serious!
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Female 8
WTF! Haha. I laughed :D
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Female 68
wow, that was hilarious
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Female 138
I`ll never touch a penny again xD
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Female 138
ahahahahahahahahahahha
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Female 50
Here`s a fun game:
When handing someone paper money, ie a cashier, make sure that your hand and their hand are both touching the money, look them straight in the eye and say "This has been in my g-string."
Still fun even if you`re not a stripper.
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Male 68
lmao!
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Male 33
Hilarious, but WTF??????!!!!!!
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Female 344
how does the man take a dump it`s imple craps them out then picks the pennies out and shoves them back up lmao that was a reply!! wtf was that all about tht was disturbing he has some self confidence problems me thinks too
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Male 743
Did somebody say...repost?
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Male 1,079
That`s why pennies are useless.
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Male 2
lol wtf
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Female 963
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 582
i`m glad i wasn`t the only one who thought it said that
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Female 582
hmm at first i thought it said "ass penis"

neways, that sounds painful

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Male 35
classic!
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Female 13
creepy, yet I found a way to laugh at it
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Male 187
omfg
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Male 163
cool...
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Male 552
Now when I see a penny I`ll laugh because I`m the only one who knows that the pennies were in his ass. It`ll give me the upper hand, it`s like imagining someone in their underwear. :-D
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Female 50
Thats really funny..hehe
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Female 178
OMG, wtf? Okay, I`m never touching a pennie again. That was seriously funny/messed up. If this weren`t just a sketch (Please god let it be a sketch) I would be puking and washing my hands about a thousand times right now.
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Male 637
weirdo
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Male 377
Well that was a real WTF moment!
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Male 10,440
I thought it was pennies, you pple thought it was penis cause your immature and sickminded, or mabie just exposed to too much...
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Female 471
I thought it was ass penis too, I wonder why a lot of us did...
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Male 1,866
now everytime i see pennies i start laughing uncontrollably...

ashwey, i started sticking pennies up my ass as well, and i`m *almost* perfect. hehe.

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Female 943
^ he just sticks it up this butt then pulls it back out.
it doesn`t stay in there.

if that is the man`s way of feeling good about himself,
he needs to get help.
i`ll just leave it at that.

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Female 6
how does the man take a dump, though?
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Female 222
That title really doesn`t look like Ass Pennies at a glance; who thinks of these things!? Ass pennies... hope that there`s no ass dollar bills out there.
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Female 84
WTF? there goes my wtf moment of the day
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Male 133
Never seen UCB, looks damn good.
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Male 160
i`ll never look at a penny the same way again.
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Male 223
I thoughtit said ass penis
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Female 64
luckily i never get pennies as change.
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Male 136
i will never handle pennies again, think about it, if somebody has never done it and they see this skit and start thinking he might start.
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Male 107
lmao
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Female 1,784
I kno this guy who put change in his moutth and spat it back out, he was 18 at the time lol
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Female 114
W..T..F...
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Male 1,550
LMAO
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Male 1,141
lmao UCB is the best. ass pennies wtf lol
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Female 1,033
great
putting ideas in everybodys sick little heads
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Male 319
random
hilarious
random is good
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Male 334
Don`t be badmouthing Nebraska man. Ill have to come hurt you. Just cause we don`t have 50 million people doesnt mean you can talk about us that way!!!
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Female 193
I`m staying far away from pennies now.
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Male 1,521
that was just so.... Stupid, sick and disgusting; but not funny!
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Male 528
Ive been sticking thirty dollars in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! In your face biotch!
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Female 2,074
omfg!!!!!!!!111oneone
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Male 1,866
wait what if he stuck ass pennies in his ass AGAIN. stuff like this makes me wash my hands...
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Male 1,866
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CANT STOP LAUGHING! GOMGOGMOGM! HE OWNS THOSE ASS PENNIES! I SWEAR TO GOD I`M GONNA DO THIS! THIS IS GREAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OH MAN AGAIN AGAIN!
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Female 61
I wasn`t quite sure what to make of this.

In my mind, it`s a mix between unfunny, WTF, and hilarious.

I just really have no idea what to think.
I also feel rather satisfied that I`m a young`un that didn`t read "ass penis".

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Male 459
WTF?? but still funney "you give MY ass pennies to your daughter to buy gumballs, you pick up MY ass pennies everyday for good luck"!
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Male 206
My fav skit from UCB. I also like the one with the kid that can only say "shutup".

BTW, did u kno that the majority of dollar bills have trace amounts of cocaine on them.

and it now costs the US Gov`t 1.5 cents to produce each penny.

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Female 161
ahahaha wtf
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Female 363
O_O WOW WTF. LOL.
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Female 15
so yeah...i think i`m done touching pennies
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Female 3
Good stuff...loved his outburst at the end!!:-D
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Female 2,552
1) Huge waste of time.
2) That guy is phsyco lol
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Male 223
Dombo123, Are you serious? your sense of humor stinks!
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Female 961
you handle my ass pennies... you think youre better then me?

lol i thought it said ass penis... oh man.

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Female 403
every time i hold a dollar bill, i wnder how many strippers` thongs its been in. we did this thing in health science tech where we rubbed a dollar bill or spare change on this bacteria food in a petree dish and let it stew for a while. in a week the dish was covered in bacteria it was so gross.
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Female 272
HAHAHAHA, THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

i`ve never heard of this show though.

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Male 2,781
^HAHAHAHAHA YOU SWALLOWED ONE OF HIS ASS PENNIES!!!

LMAO MAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

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Male 217
... I ate a penny as a child...
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Female 4,447
^^LOL Enohead (gotta love Mallrats)
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Male 6
hilarious.
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Male 82
Unlike the most of the clips here i actually did laugh drating out loud it was hilarious i really wanna see this show now.
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Male 146
UCB`s 1st season is available on DVD; sadly this skit isn`t on it.
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Female 228
hahahaha, awesome
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Male 198
UCB rules! Their best sketch is the Little Donnie Foundation. Freaking hilarious!!!
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Female 538
lovely............. quite funny though
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Female 72
i love when the brother gags lol
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Male 1,586
Would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
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Female 150
I`m in pain from laughing so hard.
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Male 1,725
ok that was odd
i should start doing that lol jk
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Female 243
WTF?!?!?!?!?!
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Male 1,478
Wouldn`t play for me.
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Male 429
lol
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Male 5
I have to say that this was the most un-funny thing I have ever seen.
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Female 1,004
Interesting.....He would be the kind of guy to shove pennies up his ass....
I never use pennies. What good is it for? Any pennies I have is lost in the car, at the bottom of my purse, or are stuck to a piece of gum somewhere....No one uses pennies anymore. I don`t even know why they keep making them xP
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Male 493
All you kids that thought it said "ass penis":

That`s what happens when you learn to read and write phonetically on the internet, and move your lips when you read.

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Female 943
double you tee eff.
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Male 189
I really really hopes noone actually does that.
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Female 3,574
OMG that was really funny but definitely in a WTF way XD hahahahaha
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Female 19
OMG!! I think it might take a while before I use cash again! Thank God for creditcards!
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Female 386
...that`s it, when i buy something, they can keep the change....i will pick up no more "lucky" pennies from the ground...no more of those "imprinted design" pennies, that you get at tourist spots...gives a whole new meaning to "keep the change"
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Female 221
Ass pennies. Just saying it makes me crack up. (no pun intended)


WTF?

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Female 286
If you read "ass penis" then you have a dirty mind. Anyway it was ok...
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Male 242
ewwwwww thats discusting caws all of his 33 pennies everyday will be laundered into the system and then we could be using them pennies and..................YUCK
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Male 11
haha...
that made me laugh...
i will never think of pennies the same way again
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Male 242
WTF
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Male 239
Same here. Ass Penis? No no no ass PENNIES. Oh ok. I thought it was funny. YOUR PENNIES HAVE BEEN IN MY ASS!!!
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Male 2,057
wtf
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Female 169
Omg! I think I might have one of his ass pennies in my pocket! Egads!
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Male 637
i...now...hate...pennies
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Female 426
lol, I too thoguht it said ass penises.

oh, yeah:

WTF!?

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Male 626
And I always thought it was brown copper coins...
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Female 172
wtf?
I dont think i want to touch pennies again. lol
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Female 331
[quote]On 6/13/2006 2:41:02 AM JMF145 wrote: i thought it said ass penis, for a sec[/quote]

me too haha

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Female 226
...so THAT`S why my dad hates pennies..

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Male 136
oh yeah! my comment! BEST VID EVER. =D
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Male 136
I signed up just to comment on this.
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Male 2,958
I saw this when it was on upright citizens brigade. pretty damn funny.
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Male 581
LMAO that was really funny especially at the end. He really gives it to his bro and the other golfers.
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Female 1,697
there must be a crazy person who did that, I will give all my pennies to charity
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Female 316
"You pick up my ass pennies for good luck." Oh. My. God. That was classic. My stomach hurts from laughing.
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Female 1,181
i used to know this chick that went around telling everyone this was a real story and that some guy was actually doing this. no, she wasn`t kidding, she was just a stupid blonde.
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Male 4
That was a pretty good sketch, I don`t think this programme gets shown over here at all.
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Male 40
I love UCB!
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Male 65
yeah, i read "ass penis" as well :P

but anyway, wtf?

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Male 194
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
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Male 1,385
"You`ve all handeled my ass pennies" Good thing we don`t use American ass pennies in New Zealand 8-)
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Male 75
Definately "WTF?!" O_o haha

(Hehe, i read "ass penis" first as well. I find that scary.)

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Male 904
I`ll never look at change in the same way again though!
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Male 904
Oh... My... God. Was entertaining but not piss-myself hilarious.
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Male 1,929
Legendary
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Male 368
Yeah, this was funny
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Male 27
Sounds like something Chuck Palahniuk would write about.
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Female 104
This is my favorite sketch from UCB! Thank you, buddy, for posting this. :D
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Male 1,152
DUDE MY PENNIES HAVE BEEN IN HIS ASS!

This is so definatly WTF!?!?

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Male 630
This episode was by far the best they ever made. Does anyone know if they have it on DVD yet?
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Male 125
and i thought those things i picked of the floor were chocolate buttons.....
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Male 224
hahaha hella funny
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Female 993
haha, he really gets into it in the last bit.
I`ve never seen the show at all, but it looks pretty funny.
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Male 331
i was dying the first time i saw this
my sides were hurting
high-drating-larious
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Male 349
For those of you who didnt know, this is from the upgright citizens brigade.
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Male 349
Best. Episode. Ever.
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Male 923
LOL, not sure why, but I really liked this, haha.
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Female 266
LMAO me too.
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Male 376
i thought it said ass penis, for a sec
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Male 58
WTF?
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Male 10,115
Link: Ass Pennies [Rate Link] - Your WTF link of the day.
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