Worst Phobia Ever

Submitted by: Enohead 11 years ago in Misc
http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=5170:1381

Is this really as debilitating as they make it out to be?
There are 83 comments:
Female 305
Here is a good list of phobias http://www.aboutphobias.com/phobia_list....

Gotta love this one
Antidaeophobia - Fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

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Male 572
http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/probl... this has got to be the weirdest one
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Male 148
bush could blow up the drating world with his drating bombs and we are worried about drating peanut butter WTF
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Male 26
this reminds me of my friend who was afraid of whipped cream... he was my friend for a year then he was starting to be a cont...cont...cont..continuing source of hate to me. coughsouthparkcough.
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Female 11
Lol- I`d read about this in a book called "the paranoids hand-guide"
There`s a bunch of cool phobias in there. One of my oersonal favorites is "fear of prominant chins"
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Male 127
Arachibutyrophobia ... just plain screwed up.
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Female 1,468
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What sucker would be dumb enough to go for that?

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Male 1,478
this is a spam page. They just have a list of phobias and in that page just replace "peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth phobia" with another phobia.
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Female 673
Oh and I think that webpage just wants to sell their book that cures any phobia. It doesn`t just focus on the peanut butter phobia or the the looking up phobia, the book`s about any phobia. They`ve just made some website that will substitute any phobia in there so that any one with that specific phobia will buy it.
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Female 673
People who are afraid of having peanut butter stuck to their mouth should be shot? What for? It`s not like they`re hurting anybody.

Or do you just shoot everyone who`s not normal?

By the way having a phobia isn`t just being afraid of something. It`s being unreasonably afraid of something. That`s the whole point of phobias., they`re unreasonable. That`s why I think it could be a real phobia.

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Male 136
"Fear Of Peanut Butter Sticking To The Roof Of The Mouth Phobia?" Isn`t that like saying that you`re afraid of being afraid of penut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth? That`s what makes me think it`s fake.
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Male 1,406
The worst is phobia of air. That would really suck.
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Male 1,406
Lucky for me I don`t like peanut butter whatsoever.
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Female 263
that whole thing had "peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth" 44 times
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Female 412
lol thats fnuny
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Female 220
arachibutyrophobia )-| peaople will fear anything....
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Male 2,605
I`m inclined to believe this is a real phobia, as phobias are often formed from the most trivial and bizarre things. I have an uncle with a serious phobia of cotton.
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Male 283
What about Andetaephobia? the fear of somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you
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Female 400
HAhahahhaha Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, that is soooo fveked up, hahaha, who named that! That`s just cruel...
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Male 141
It is a real phobia, though. Maybe not the WORST phobia, but its tottaly real.
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Female 706
Ah yes. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. The fear of long words.
You couldn`t even bring yourself to tell people what kind of phobia you have.
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Male 133
the phobia is real though.....just look on anyother site about phobias.
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Female 1,784
thats not the worst one ever.
Thers ones were ppl are afraid of water
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Female 646
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Female 349
I`m pretty sure that all the phobias on this site are real.
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Female 1,652
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! PEANUT BUTTER IS STUCK ON THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!!! HELLPP! HEEEEEEEELLP!!! CALL THE AUTHORITIES!!!!! GET GERRY BUTLER TO PERFORM MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION! AAAAAAAAHHH I`M DYING!!!!
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Female 430
In my AP Psych we were learning about phobias and my teacher had a huge book full of phobias that psychologists use and there are some crazy phobias...
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Male 1,521
Somebody have to put them out of their misery! Kill them I say again!
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Male 614
I once saw a phobia of symmatry, hahaha, sad.
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Female 260
im eating peanut butter now

OMG

IT`S STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH

SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME

and i really am eating peanut butter

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Female 272
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Male, 13-17, Eastern US
455 Posts Tuesday, May 09, 2006 3:03:15 PM
wow

http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/probl...
"thats definatly the exact same thing as the peanut butter 1 except with looking up

lol"
What if you are surrounded by giant people?

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Male 133
ummm......dont eat it then.:-|
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Female 90
lmao.

at the bottom its like "Vanqush Fear & Anxiety"

vanqush? nothanks.

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Female 90
someone should put their phone number in and see if they call you.
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Male 129
This is obviously fake. If not then these people need to be shot. Do we really need this in the gene pool?
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Male 561
I have a fear of leaving comments:)
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Male 536
Coe: "Got to be Americans"

Ya, cause that makes a lot of sense asswipe.

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Female 2,220
ok.
I have the perfect sure for these people..

Don`t eat peanut butter?

I have Nycrophobia ((think that`s it)) I recon that`s aLOT worse.
But.
All matter of depth of the fear I`m guessing.

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Male 241
Not really a fear... But I have to wear socks 24/7. Except in the shower/bath.
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Female 1,463
lol is this a piss take??
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Female 879
^ No but its close...
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Male 41
lol..what about the fear of....oxegen? Does that even exist? DID I EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT?
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Male 161
I have a fear of snails.
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Female 53
"Fear of looking up too..."


Hey now my husband has this awful fear of looking up.

No i`m not kidding. It is really that bad.

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Male 1,725
wow

http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/probl...

thats definatly the exact same thing as the peanut butter 1 except with looking up

lol

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Male 1,725
wow... that funny
lol
o my god!!!
im afraid my peanut butter is going to stick to the roof of my mouth!!!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!
lol
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Female 1
Why don`t they just not eat peanut butter. I`m sure they`ll be able to do without it if its so scary.
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Male 1,586
Okay, I guess I should`ve put "Lamest Phobia Ever" -
that`s what I meant by "worst."
I didn`t mean it would be the most awful one to have.
Depressing that I`d have to explain that.
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Female 206
I knew there were others like me. Praise the Lord.
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Male 150
nobody needs peanut butter. SO its easier to choose not to put it in your mouth.
hey. a person with that phobia vs. Jiff`s. who would win?
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Female 272
Thats stupid...the worst phobia would probably be hydrophobia on accouint you see and drink water everyday...peanut butter...you could just choose not to buy it!
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Male 165
Simple answer: Don`t eat peanut butter and it will not get stuck to the roof of your mouth.
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Male 1,383
OH GOD NO!!! NOT THE FREAKIN PEANUT BUTTER!!
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Female 101
oooo
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Male 901
I have a friend whose afraid of plastic gloves.
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Female 101
what phobias do u guys have... i used to be afraid of drains... well i still am like incase i fell down them
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Male 445
Tuesday, May 09, 2006 2:44:31 AM
sooo...they can eat pb&j if the peanutbutter side is down, right?

Haha, unless they also have the dreaded Fear of Peanut Butter Sticking to the Bottom of Your Mouth phobia.

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Male 116
I hate peanut butter.
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Male 143
^Lol matrixie
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Female 400
It`s a real phobia, I learned about it in Psych about a week ago. My professor also told us she shared and office with another professor who had this. One day she brought in a PB&J and the other woman asked her what it was and then started breathing really heavy and freaking out and left. She was having a panick attack, pretty crazy. It can be a problem because it makes a lot of uneeded stress in people`s lives which has a huge effect on you phsycially. Like when you are really stressed out your immune system doesn`t work right so you pretty much catch whatever cold you come in contact with.

I love my psych class, lol.

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Female 62
i have a phobia of spontaniously combus----
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Female 718
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia — long words
how ironic... `hi i have (AHHHH)` fun
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Male 1,016
i have a phobias called phobia-phobia

i fear having phobias

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Male 1,115
hahaha, little laugh. I have a phobia too. Its called the Pay-taxesphobia. I have an extreme fear of paying taxes.
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Male 916
What about the fear of turning coffee-stained pages of a telephone directory containing names starting with S-I-M? I demand a scientific name for this phobia.
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Female 86
what about the fear of typing properly? which could be the problem these days with those txtspkrs
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Male 10
Fear Of Looking Up
What`s wrong with these people.
What next fear of wiping your ass
after having a poo
lol

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Male 10
What a load of crap peanut butter phobia
Got to be Americans
Typical they have to be different to every
body else
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Female 673
Anyway whether it`s fake or not, it probably could be a real phobia. Anything can be a phobia. This just doesn`t seem like a very serious one and easily avoided.
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Female 673
Hm. How do people cope with this phobia?

Hm... why not... avoid... eating peanut butter?

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Male 84
I looked it up at a library and it was in the book that lists them, pretty widespread joke.
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Male 58
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Female 133
And I had to eat peanut butter to get rid of them. Oh god.
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Female 133
LOL, I got the hiccups reading that.
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Male 1,407
It`s a fake phobia. It`s even listed as such in Wikipedia`s list of joke phobias.
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Male 4
If this site is not a joke, I`ll eat a raw cat. Someone just got the funny notion for the page after reading some stuff by William F Buckley- one of the top English wordsmiths on the planet.
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Male 2,958
sooo...they can eat pb&j if the peanutbutter side is down, right?
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Female 106
THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM.

My fears have plagued me from when I was but a child. Imagine the fear, pain and rejection.. Imagine being too scared to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with your friends in kindergarden...
I`ve needed to see a psychiatrist since the tender age of 6. I know I can never be like everyone else, but with help, I`m able to pick up the pieces of my shattered spirit and have a go at a semi-normal life. GROUP HUG, EVERYONE!!!!!

|-(

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Female 1,211
worst phobia.....ever?
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Male 84
No drugs lol? I got the cure 9mm to the head insane f--kers. I know this probably fake but its real phobia.
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Male 3
I think that they have a template and just pop in any old phobia to that... I`ve seen the exact same words just replacing the peanut butter phobia with Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
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Male 1,586
Link: Worst Phobia Ever [Rate Link] - Is this really as debilitating as they make it out to be?
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