What the South Park kids really look like

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Misc

An artist"s rendering.
There are 148 comments:
Male 4
cartmann doesn`t look evil!
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Female 687
Lmao at Kenny^.^
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Female 26
haha cool, kile is quite good lukin ... is tha wrong :S
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Male 5
This was so great! I could hardly stop laughing! It was so messed up! I especially loved how Crtman looks!
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Male 377
Stan looks kinda cross eyed
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Female 88
really good drawings
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Female 161
"This is from the episode with the whale. I am the first to point this out. Reward me."

nah your like the 16th person or something
that was pretty good...i think kyle doesnt look right though he should be girlier-looking with that voice

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Female 114
good drawings but like the cartoon version better
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Female 42
kenny looks like a girl
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Female 963
Cool
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Male 919
Cartman looks huge
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Male 334
look t the fat@$$
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Male 3
Well it looks good..

i couldnt do better -_-`

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Female 8
I remember this pic from an episode!
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Male 161
^^ And cartmans fat.

We both deserve medals.

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Male 361
This is from the episode with the whale. I am the first to point this out. Reward me.
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Male 462
Bizarre.
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Female 111
Funky.
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Male 161
" He seemed just as stupid as every other adult in south park is."

Which is pretty damn stupid.

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Female 670
yeah great drawings
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Male 2,958
-Like the al gore episode. They were clearly dissing Bush, but using al gore to do it?? -

how do you gather that? I didn`t see any connection to bush...I think they`re ballsy enough to use bush if that`s who they mean to insult. And it didn`t seem like they were taking a swing at him in the cartoon wars episode, either. He seemed just as stupid as every other adult in south park is.

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Male 161
Matt and Trey did an entire series about him called "That`s My Bush."


Do you really think Matt and Trey would miss a chance to make fun of George W.?

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Male 203
Question.....? Why dont trey and matt ever pick on Gerge W directly. Like the al gore episode. They were clearly dissing Bush, but using al gore to do it?? And the cartoon wars one too, they always make references to him being retarded, but they never actually truely depict it.
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Male 203
What is that thing, a PigBearMan??????

NO YOU IDIOT, ITS A MANBEARPIG!

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Male 106
That was from the episode where they "free" that whale.
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Male 107
cool
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Male 5
horrible. no wonder they had the cartoon instead.
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Female 193
nice drawings, although cartman looked a tad weird as well as kenny
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Male 161
"Cerealy, guys. ManBearPig is a real problem.

I`m super, super, cereal."


Damn I really wish I could write a funny response to that...

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Female 10
Ha ha, Cartman
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Male 2,958
nah. I`m not really into the whole..."moving" fad.

Thanks for the invite, though.

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Male 2,510
i do admire you for you consistency b hazard, its ok if ur a loser....so am i :-D wanna come to my BBQ? you would have to run pretty fast to be in england for tommorow though.
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Female 54
^^^Yeah I saw that episode with the nannys and ceasar I was laughing so hard,one of my favorites now
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Female 54
HAHA!!!!!Cartman is one big fat A**!!But it is an amazing drawing
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Male 2,958
Cerealy, guys. ManBearPig is a real problem.

I`m super, super, cereal.

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Male 556
Hazard*
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Male 556
B-Hazzard i saw the new episode i loved it. TSS! TSS! i liked the al gore one even better. IM SUPER CERAL!
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Male 79
Lol I never knew that the South Park kids were canadian...wait a second...they make fun of canadians....ER GODDAMNIT, MY BRAIN HURTS!!
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Female 46
those drawings are on the advert for south park on paramount comedy ^^
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Male 2,958
we try.

welcome to IAB.

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Female 60
The comments are far funnier than the pic...roflmaoooo
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Female 531
[quote]On 5/5/2006 9:31:22 AM Enohead wrote: Thanks, Rockstrongo, for being the 15th person to point that out.[/quote]

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Male 1,586
Thanks, Rockstrongo, for being the 15th person to point that out.
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Female 173
wowa good drawings there!
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Male 173
ya, i saw that epesode.
it was funny.
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Male 331
this was at the "Free Wylzyx" episode... the aquarium anouncers that was tricking the kids had this because they were looking for them cause the kids stole the whale....
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Male 283
The fat one looks like Dakota Fanning
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Male 2,958
-holy poo b hazard boy have u been spamming! look at ur posts-

nah, I`m just a loser.

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Male 283
The fat one looks like Dakota Fanning
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Male 650
They all look the same except for Cartman.
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Male 7
:-O
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Male 7
cartman scared the crap out of me:-o
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Male 2,510
and yes i did mean Sh*it, come one i am bored all the teeny boppers know the grown up words.
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Male 2,510
holy poo b hazard boy have u been spamming! look at ur posts, only jkin tehe
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Female 1,596
this was in an episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cops were looking for them and they "sketch" out a picture of what the kids would look like and cartman goes "pssh that looks nothing like us"
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Male 90
whoa creepy i remember the episode, it was funny then cuz you didnt really look at it that closely
but now im just kinda weirded out.
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Male 97
Kyle needs a bigger Jew nose.
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Female 395
weird...
cartman kinda scares me
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Male 587
LMAO,Cartman.
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Male 1,521
S T U P I D !
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Male 1,725
they look ugly in real life
they look much better in a drawing
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Male 1,083
Cartman looks horrible, he`s not funny looking hes just scary morbidly obese.
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Female 331
cartman just looks creepy. awesome drawing though. Really well thought out
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Male 83
Ha ha ha I rememberthat episode "We`ve got to send Wilsiack back to his home on the moon." lol
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Female 458
omfg
the one on the bottom left looks dead on my brother....its creepy
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Female 63
Ahh...nice...Hmm, I like the cartoons better though I can tottallly see cartman making that voice....lolll
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Female 300
thats so cool!
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Female 380
Neato.
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Female 70
kyle doesnt look jewish =(
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Female 1,832
Lord help us.....don`t ruin South Park!!!! Good drawing but not for this.....*cringe*
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Female 55
I`ve seen that before somewhere, but I love it anyways!
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Female 368
<CityHigh wrote: the person who did this picture didn`t have a lot of time on his hands, he was PAYED to do it B-|>

Just what I was going to say. It would be the same as telling a contractor hired to build a skyscraper, "You must have had a lot of time on your hands!" Um, yeah... it`s called "going to work."

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Male 92
Yeah. This is what they would look like, if they were 32. What 4th graders look like that? Retards
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Male 24
As usual, IAB.com is about 3 months behind the game.
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Female 509
aww kyles a cutie
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Male 518
It`s good and I saw the episode it was in yet it`s kinda scary
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Female 201
Dude, wtf is wrong with Kyle?
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Male 1,115
Still think Cartman looks Like Louie Anderson
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Female 444
LOL cartman looks the best ROFL!!!
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Male 176
The fat one sorta looks like Dakota Fanning
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Female 1,463
hmm quite gd
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Female 44
the person who did this picture didn`t have a lot of time on his hands, he was PAYED to do it B-|
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Female 961
very nice =)
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Male 4,014
fire_frog, why don`t you read other posts before you go around calling people stupid. Otherwise, it makes YOU look stupid. Had you read previous posts, you`d realize that most people knew its from a southpark episode. When I saw it on that episode, I laughed my ass off, mostly because of cartmans fat ass. Its funny seeing it here too.

But don`t go calling people stupid unless you yourself are not stupid. Otherwise, YOU look stupid, stupid.

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Male 17
LOL CARTMAN...i cant really compare kennies drawing to the cartoon tho


very nice drawings indeed

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Female 1,252
I`m afraid to say this but... Stan came out cute looking :-/

Sorta.

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Male 1,586
Wow - they had a lot of time on their hands! Where is this from? Was this on an episode?
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Male 233
strange - kenny one isnt great others are excellent
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Female 1
Lmao...whoever this artist is, has a whole sh*tload of time on their hands, but has some serious talent...definately good for a couple mins of amusement...lol:-P
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Male 227
Dumb asses it isn`t unique. Its on an episode of South Park! Jezus you guys are stupid
(the fat one looks like dakota fanning)
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Male 9
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, this is ooooooooold poo.
But none the less, still good, risen from hell.
Long time since I saw that one, tnx for digging it back up
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Male 761
seen that episode!!!!!11
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Female 879
This is neat, very well drawn...
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Male 161
Yeah, I saw the new episode with Cesar Millan. Does make it more funny if you watch the Dog Whisperer.

The artist that made this did a great job. I couldn`t make a drawing half (big understatement) as good as this.

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Male 1,550
old
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Male 1,882
Holy crap... the way they drew Cartman is priceless!
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Male 1,586
I`d post a comment, but I need to go take a dump.
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Male 4,014
Thats great, it is exactly what I think Cartman would look like, all rollie-pollie and fat. So fat that even his voice sounds fat! Ahhh, good stuff.
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Male 1,383
yep, from the episode `good times with weapons`
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Female 221
cool...

but with those drawings, try to picture Kenny dying and the three guys saying "Oh my god! They killed kenny!"... "[email protected]!"

it just won`t fit

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Male 376
REPOST!!!!!... sort of...
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Female 57
Kyle is not at ALL how I pictured him, but the other three look great! I especially love the Stand and Kenny ones, they look so cute ^_^
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Female 286
yeah....NO
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Female 252
Yeah, I like this but, not in a Michael Jackson sort-of way.
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Female 1,403
1) Is Stan cross-eyed in this picture or is it me?
2) Cartman looks like a kid in my old school. Eek!
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Male 22
thas really good. Thats actsactlly how i imagend them
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Male 47
lol it`s from that episode where they send a whale to the moon
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Female 1,468
Wow, that person has talent!
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Female 237
that was a great episode...
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Female 1,120
wow thats pretty interesting. I always wondered what they looked like in real life. Thats the first time i saw anything like that and its a good idea to think of that too.
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Male 189
Ooh and this is episode 913 - Free Willzyx I think

I don`t remember that picture in the episode though. Im watching it now so... i`ll wait and see =)

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Male 189
cruxshadows please don`t type like that. It Makes My Brain Think It`s Lagging.
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Female 531
That`s actually a bit scary in a way.
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Male 62
Sigh, I aparently watch too much Southpark, I recognized the image immediately.

And they are in the 4th grade. They used to be in the 3rd grade when the series started, but when they got Chokesond*ck, it was the start of the 4th grade. Thats when they built the time machine to go back to the 3rd grade.

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Male 339
"Too much time on their hands" = CLICHE
I think it`s a great interpretation. I love how portrait-like they are and styled in a very contrasting way to the way the charactes actually are.
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Male 552
That epsiode was called "Free Willyzx" or something like that. And they were looking for the kids because they took the whale so they were showing people this picture.
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Male 152
Awesome!
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Male 957
Nice!!!! yes, this is from the killer whale episode. such a cool picture

stan is the one with the beanie with the circle on it, lower left. kyle is the one with the things covering up his ears, lower right.

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Male 80
"Why The Hell Would Drawing A Picture Mean These People Have No Lives?"

I think people are just saying that these people have too much time on their hands. And besides, this is a website for "bored" people, and some people are "bored" when they have too much time on their hands, aka, have nothing to do.

Anyway, this was great! real awesome. Although Kyle looks weird smiling. I don`t think Kyle smiles that much in South Park.

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Female 1,071
The cartman is hilarious... Kenny looks kinda girly. And the guy under Cartman looks pissed off. I can never remember which is Kyle and Which is Stan.
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Female 1,972
The "Cartman" looks like the neighbour boy.
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Male 315
Funny episode and funny picture.. I would like to see some more renderings of them..
now it`s time for S10E07!
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Male 41
Never thought of them like that. Nice
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Male 51
Don`t know why but it freaks me out too..

Still good drawings ;)

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Female 223
A Good drawing no doubt but the kids he drew are way too.. hmm, arien? they look german, like the kid on the Kinder choclate wrapper
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Female 2,144
Why The Hell Would Drawing A Picture Mean These People Have No Lives? Some People Like Drawing And Art, Maybe They Like Spending Their Time. It`s Obviously A Hobby/Career. God. Stupidity, STUPIDITY!
And I Thought Cartman Looked Funny.
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Female 189
Hahaha, I remember that episode! Aren`t they in grade 4 not 5? Unless they`re in grade 5 in the new episodes, since I haven`t seen many of them.
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Female 55
Very skilled, but kinda freaks me out.
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Female 60
someone clearly has too much time on their hands......
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Male 2,567
o.O
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Male 1,385
i can just image cartman`s voice coming out of that kids mouth
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Male 169
yeah this isnt that new but its still funny
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Male 2,958
nah. they`ve been in 5th grade for a while now.

That`s when they got Ms. Chokesond*ck as a teacher, but later on Cartman got some sea monkeys and put them in her coffee. She later died and they announced on the news that she had `sea men` in her stomach so the kids freaked and got the seamonkeys back but the semen had fused with the sea monkeys turning them into a concious race. But that`s all beside the point.

After that charming episode Mr. Garison comes back to teach the kids but had a sex change. So now it`s "Ms. Garrison" who is the female version of what was then their 3rd grade teacher. So I can see how you got confused.

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Female 665
haha i remember that episode, at least i think i do. and if i do then..

WILZIACK!

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Female 133
They look a little too artsy to me.
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Female 67
i know, i was keeeedding...and i think they`re only in 3rd grade lol
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Male 2,958
That kid`s only in 5th grade you sicko...
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Female 88
hmm good draws
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Female 67
kyle`s hot. why am i up
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Male 2,958
lmao, yeah. that episode was great...
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Male 568
It`s from the ep. where the boys "free" a killer whale, and send it back to his home...on the moon...with help from the Mexican space program.
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Male 84
Cartman looks like Jabba the Hut, not how I would picture them.
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Male 452
hahaha lol
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Male 2,958
This is from an episode...

I can`t remember jack sh*t about it but I know it is cause I was laughing my ass off when they showed the picture.

P.S. anyone see the new episode? when ceasar came on I couldn`t stop laughing...but you have to watch his show to see the humor.

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Male 458
Wow, this artist has got some talent. The Cartman one is hilarious. For some reason, the only one I can`t see being like the cartoon is Kenny.
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Female 1,071
THATS AWESOME!!! Really creative and well drawn
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Male 1,014
Wow, unique post. Some artist has waaaay too much time on your hands. Screw you guys, I`m goin` home.
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Male 10,115
Link: What the South Park kids really look like [Rate Link] - An artist`s rendering.
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