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Date: 05/31/06 02:18 AM

56 Responses to Toilet Calculator

  1. Profile photo of hapaloha
    hapaloha Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 9:08 pm
    Link: Toilet Calculator - See how many hours you`ve wasted on the can.
  2. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 9:23 pm
    My Assessment:

    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 33.458 hours

    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 936.833 hours

    Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush

    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student

    Looks like you like to rush the flush. Perhaps not enough entertainment to slow you down? Try relaxing and taking your time.

  3. Profile photo of AMU
    AMU Female 18-29
    119 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 2:28 am
    Apparently I`m an AVERAGE JOE
  4. Profile photo of Kommodore
    Kommodore Male 18-29
    41 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 2:34 am
    I spend way to long in the bathroom but then again my dream would be to have a library in my bathroom, or maybe some flat panel tv`s and video games!
  5. Profile photo of X_Y_Z
    X_Y_Z Male 18-29
    27 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Now this REALLY doesn`t interest me but maybe it`s just me.
  6. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 3:02 am
    Title: Average Joe

    average joe

    Nothing special. You are the average Joe. Not too little, not too much. You spend the right amount of time in the hole.





    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    85.167 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    1107.167 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title:
    Average Joe
    Your Life Time Ranking Title:
    Student

  7. Profile photo of Pretti-in-Pn
    Pretti-in-Pn Female 13-17
    429 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 3:06 am
    Title: Average Joe

    average joe

    Nothing special. You are the average Joe. Not too little, not too much. You spend the right amount of time in the hole.

    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    66.917 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    1070.667 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title:
    Average Joe
    Your Life Time Ranking Title:
    Student

  8. Profile photo of DaphneTrojan
    DaphneTrojan Female 13-17
    145 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 3:15 am
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    1107.167 hours

    holy... wow.

  9. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 3:27 am
    Average joe
  10. Profile photo of 1492lost
    1492lost Female 13-17
    60 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 3:35 am




    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 273.75 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 3558.75 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: King of Solitude
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Master of the hole

  11. Profile photo of AfterDeath
    AfterDeath Male 13-17
    101 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 3:40 am
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 79.083 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1028.083 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
  12. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 4:11 am
    Apparently I’m “Rushing The Flush”… I can’t help it that my waste management system is efficient enough that I don’t take forever to drop a duce.
  13. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 4:25 am
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 66.917 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 869.917 hours
  14. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 5:12 am
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 97.333 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1849.333 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Slow Flow
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Average Idiot
  15. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 5:24 am
    King of Solitude and Master of the Hole, lol.

    Also that picture doesnt look familliar... who sits with their legs closed and stares at their feet when on the toilet?

  16. Profile photo of new_zeeland_
    new_zeeland_ Male 13-17
    80 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 5:34 am
    I`m the king of solitude. My paitence knows no bounds. Except when it comes to maths class.
  17. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 6:09 am
    rushin the flushin
  18. Profile photo of Mikk3420
    Mikk3420 Male 13-17
    119 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 7:50 am
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 30.417 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 395.417 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Infant

    Well, im surprised.
    I Spend more time on The Pc.

  19. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 7:52 am
    I do not spend a lot of time there! Maybe I should!
  20. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 8:41 am




    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 30.417 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 304.167 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Infant

    Mikk3420 we have almost the same results! :-D

  21. Profile photo of FrankFurter
    FrankFurter Male 13-17
    84 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 8:50 am
    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 273.75 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 3285 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: King of Solitude
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Master of the hole


    LOL

  22. Profile photo of NegroSuave
    NegroSuave Male 18-29
    23 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 9:21 am
    Ya know it doesnt account for the fact that some people enjoy the time spent in the bathroom because ts private time when no one will bug you.

    I bring my laptop in with me sometimes so I know i spend a lot of time.

  23. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 10:28 am
    I ranked
    "King of Soliturde"
    and my lifetime rating
    Master of the hole


    Great, now I`m self-conscience about how much time I spend on the toliet.... another thing to tell my psycho analyst.

  24. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 10:35 am
    I got King of Solitude/Master of the Hole!

    I somehow feel like I`ve accomplished something by pooing so much.

  25. Profile photo of Jazz5490
    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 10:46 am
    lmao im just an average joe(ette) should I feel offended? I choose not to!
  26. Profile photo of bramb60
    bramb60 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 10:48 am
    781 hours in my entire lifetime.


    hey bram, i wanted that name

  27. Profile photo of disciple99
    disciple99 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 11:35 am
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 85.167 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1192.333 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
  28. Profile photo of ddr_coke21
    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 11:49 am
    Title: King of Solitude

    king of solitude

    You are the King of Solitude. No one knows how to spend their hours in the privacy of a toilet like you. But maybe it is time you found a new hobby.





    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    146 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    1606 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title:
    King of Solitude
    Your Life Time Ranking Title:
    Average Person

  29. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    Rushing the Flush. Student.

    Interesting site.

  30. Profile photo of Crazy-X-
    Crazy-X- Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 12:33 pm
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 103.417 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 2068.333 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Slow Flow
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Average Person

    Lawl.

  31. Profile photo of MetalGrand
    MetalGrand Male 13-17
    100 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 66.917 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 869.917 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
  32. Profile photo of louise22d
    louise22d Female 13-17
    64 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 2:03 pm
    wasted? would you rather siht your pants?
  33. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 30.417 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 456.25 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Infant

  34. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 27.375 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 355.875 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Speedy Wipes
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Infant
  35. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    Lol this is a cool thing...
  36. Profile photo of Mitchzilla
    Mitchzilla Male 13-17
    133 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 4:04 pm
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    21.292 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    298.083 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title:
    Speedy Wipes
    Your Life Time Ranking Title:
    Infant
  37. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    I`m a speedy wipes, student. I thought it was a giggle.
  38. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    24.333 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    292 hours

    SAY WHAAAAAAAAA?!

    I got "Infant" for ranking title though lol.

  39. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 5:34 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    LOTTA READING MATERIAL IN THE LOOO
  40. Profile photo of BEEFstu
    BEEFstu Male 13-17
    100 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    Do they take in to consideration the times u eat Mexican food?.....or Hotpockets?
  41. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    im really not interested in reading on how long everyone spends in the bathroom, SERIOUSLY! and i have never really timed how long i usually take a dump for...this is just rediculous
  42. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    60.833 hours

    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:

    973.333 hours

    Your Annual Ranking Title:
    Average Joe

    Your Life Time Ranking Title:
    Student

  43. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    haha I broke it:

    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    1.2166666666664E+27 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    1.2166666666663E+40 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title:
    King of Solitude
    Your Life Time Ranking Title:
    Grand Lord

  44. Profile photo of Sparrowness
    Sparrowness Female 13-17
    91 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 8:16 pm
    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 76.042 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 912.5 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
  45. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 8:20 pm
    my gramma supposdly #2`s once a week or two!
    i`m a speedy wipe or somthing.
  46. Profile photo of Krazykat5216
    Krazykat5216 Female 13-17
    46 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    Title: King of Solitude

    king of solitude

    You are the King of Solitude. No one knows how to spend their hours in the privacy of a toilet like you. But maybe it is time you found a new hobby.

    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    194.667 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    2530.667 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title:
    King of Solitude
    Your Life Time Ranking Title:
    Average Person

  47. Profile photo of RetroNess
    RetroNess Female 18-29
    118 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 8:45 pm
    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    36.5 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    547.5 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title:
    Rushing the Flush
    Your Life Time Ranking Title:
    Student
  48. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 8:58 pm
    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 60.833 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1338.333 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student

    now that everyone knows everyone elses toilet life, lets all get married.

  49. Profile photo of moOse123
    moOse123 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 8:58 pm
    "Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 71.783 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1220.317 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student"

    thats so strange when you look at it that way... :-/

  50. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 9:22 pm
    i dont spend one minute going number one and they wont let u say half either..
  51. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 9:34 pm
    I AM KING BOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
    194.667 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
    3114.667 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title:
    King of Solitude
    Your Life Time Ranking Title:
    Master of the hole

  52. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 9:58 pm
    minutes? more like seconds!
  53. Profile photo of teeny0584
    teeny0584 Female 18-29
    192 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 11:24 pm
    per year: 23.725 hours
    your life time: 521.95 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Speedy Wipes
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student

    That being said, I def am not a speedy wiper. LOL I make sure it is all clean! hahahahahaha

  54. Profile photo of RUGremlin
    RUGremlin Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 12:23 am
    KING OF SOLITUDE!!!
  55. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    im supposedly the:King of Solitude
  56. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    June 7, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    Your Assessment (Results)
    Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 54.75 hours
    Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 766.5 hours
    Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
    Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student

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