Toilet Calculator

Submitted by: hapaloha 11 years ago in Misc
http://constantlyconstipated.com/calc.html

See how many hours you"ve wasted on the can.
There are 56 comments:
Female 857
Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 54.75 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 766.5 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
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Male 637
im supposedly the:King of Solitude
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Male 2
KING OF SOLITUDE!!!
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Female 192
per year: 23.725 hours
your life time: 521.95 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Speedy Wipes
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student

That being said, I def am not a speedy wiper. LOL I make sure it is all clean! hahahahahaha

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Female 646
minutes? more like seconds!
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Male 1,550
I AM KING BOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
194.667 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
3114.667 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Master of the hole

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Male 556
i dont spend one minute going number one and they wont let u say half either..
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Male 132
"Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 71.783 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1220.317 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student"

thats so strange when you look at it that way... :-/

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Female 961
Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 60.833 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1338.333 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student

now that everyone knows everyone elses toilet life, lets all get married.

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Female 118
Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
36.5 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
547.5 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
Rushing the Flush
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Student
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Female 46
Title: King of Solitude

king of solitude

You are the King of Solitude. No one knows how to spend their hours in the privacy of a toilet like you. But maybe it is time you found a new hobby.

Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
194.667 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
2530.667 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Average Person

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Male 1,866
my gramma supposdly #2`s once a week or two!
i`m a speedy wipe or somthing.
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Female 91
Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 76.042 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 912.5 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
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Male 2,551
haha I broke it:

Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
1.2166666666664E+27 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
1.2166666666663E+40 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Grand Lord

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Male 2,551
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
60.833 hours

Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:

973.333 hours

Your Annual Ranking Title:
Average Joe

Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Student

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Male 1,152
im really not interested in reading on how long everyone spends in the bathroom, SERIOUSLY! and i have never really timed how long i usually take a dump for...this is just rediculous
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Male 100
Do they take in to consideration the times u eat Mexican food?.....or Hotpockets?
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Male 2,781
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LOTTA READING MATERIAL IN THE LOOO
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Female 2,552
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
24.333 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
292 hours

SAY WHAAAAAAAAA?!

I got "Infant" for ranking title though lol.

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Female 811
I`m a speedy wipes, student. I thought it was a giggle.
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Male 132
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
21.292 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
298.083 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
Speedy Wipes
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Infant
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Male 919
Lol this is a cool thing...
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Female 1,426
Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 27.375 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 355.875 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Speedy Wipes
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Infant
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Female 1,463
Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 30.417 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 456.25 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Infant

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Female 64
wasted? would you rather siht your pants?
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Male 100
Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 66.917 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 869.917 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
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Male 58
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 103.417 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 2068.333 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Slow Flow
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Average Person

Lawl.

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Female 519
Rushing the Flush. Student.

Interesting site.

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Male 374
Title: King of Solitude

king of solitude

You are the King of Solitude. No one knows how to spend their hours in the privacy of a toilet like you. But maybe it is time you found a new hobby.





Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
146 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
1606 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Average Person

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Male 127
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 85.167 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1192.333 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
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Male 87
781 hours in my entire lifetime.


hey bram, i wanted that name

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Female 290
lmao im just an average joe(ette) should I feel offended? I choose not to!
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Male 577
I got King of Solitude/Master of the Hole!

I somehow feel like I`ve accomplished something by pooing so much.

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Female 688
I ranked
"King of Soliturde"
and my lifetime rating
Master of the hole


Great, now I`m self-conscience about how much time I spend on the toliet.... another thing to tell my psycho analyst.

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Male 23
Ya know it doesnt account for the fact that some people enjoy the time spent in the bathroom because ts private time when no one will bug you.

I bring my laptop in with me sometimes so I know i spend a lot of time.

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Male 84
Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 273.75 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 3285 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Master of the hole


LOL

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Female 406




Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 30.417 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 304.167 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Infant

Mikk3420 we have almost the same results! :-D

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Male 1,521
I do not spend a lot of time there! Maybe I should!
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Male 119
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 30.417 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 395.417 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Infant

Well, im surprised.
I Spend more time on The Pc.

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Male 452
rushin the flushin
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Male 80
I`m the king of solitude. My paitence knows no bounds. Except when it comes to maths class.
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Male 2,216
King of Solitude and Master of the Hole, lol.

Also that picture doesnt look familliar... who sits with their legs closed and stares at their feet when on the toilet?

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Male 1,115
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 97.333 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1849.333 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Slow Flow
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Average Idiot
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Male 1,478
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 66.917 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 869.917 hours
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Male 1,465
Apparently I’m “Rushing The Flush”… I can’t help it that my waste management system is efficient enough that I don’t take forever to drop a duce.
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Male 101
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 79.083 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 1028.083 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: Average Joe
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student
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Female 60




Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 273.75 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 3558.75 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title: King of Solitude
Your Life Time Ranking Title: Master of the hole

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Female 1,033
Average joe
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Female 145
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
1107.167 hours

holy... wow.

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Female 429
Title: Average Joe

average joe

Nothing special. You are the average Joe. Not too little, not too much. You spend the right amount of time in the hole.

Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
66.917 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
1070.667 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
Average Joe
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Student

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Male 741
Title: Average Joe

average joe

Nothing special. You are the average Joe. Not too little, not too much. You spend the right amount of time in the hole.





Your Assessment (Results)
Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year:
85.167 hours
Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time:
1107.167 hours
Your Annual Ranking Title:
Average Joe
Your Life Time Ranking Title:
Student

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Male 27
Now this REALLY doesn`t interest me but maybe it`s just me.
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Male 40
I spend way to long in the bathroom but then again my dream would be to have a library in my bathroom, or maybe some flat panel tv`s and video games!
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Female 119
Apparently I`m an AVERAGE JOE
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Female 2,244
My Assessment:

Number of hours you spend in the toilet per year: 33.458 hours

Number of hours you have spent in the toilet in your life time: 936.833 hours

Your Annual Ranking Title: Rushing the Flush

Your Life Time Ranking Title: Student

Looks like you like to rush the flush. Perhaps not enough entertainment to slow you down? Try relaxing and taking your time.

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Female 2
Link: Toilet Calculator [Rate Link] - See how many hours you`ve wasted on the can.
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