The Oozinator

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment

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There are 81 comments:
Male 2,841
This would make the best porno ever!
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Male 1,623
We guys don`t have to buy refills.
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Female 523
major want..

HAY GUYS LOOK WUT I GOT!

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Male 216
Jimbo1027
Monday, May 01, 2006 7:52:33 PM
"Why would any one buy this first of all girls don`t usually use guns and secondly guys already have there own oozinator, which requires no assembly."
what `bout anime girls?
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Male 17
No comment needed.

TAKE THAT KID!

And be more gentle when you stroke it.
Damn novice.

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Male 518
That`s wrong XD
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Male 17
woah...i mean....just....im....like....speechless...
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Female 165
Definitely a real product:

http://www.hasbro.com/supersoaker/

You can`t watch the commercial from their website, but you can get an amazing 360 view of the loading in the back, and blasting out the front...

:)

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Female 272
money shot for yooo!
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Female 882
now comes with free suction tube refiller.
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Male 1,383
those perverted children are at it again.
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Male 132
"Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you`re coming at `em with water, you`ll stick `em with a shot of icky bio-ooze. The Oozinator Blaster shoots out globs of the gooey stuff, then gets `em with water — a double blast attack that`ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every "water" fight!"

... so basically jizz and piss yer?

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Male 278
I think they need to calm down a bit, especially the boy in the red t-shirt.
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Male 42
Wow. I cant believe that made it past the R&D department. I would toatally have wanted this when i was younger to squirt my friends and laugh and the squirting.... now i would want it to sqirt it at my friends and laugh for what i was squirting... SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
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Male 52
i did some google work and this is what i came up with it is a real product.
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Male 2,307
Refills sold seperately at your nearest sperm bank!
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Male 2,307
Pumping something was never this much fun!
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Female 19
WTF?
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Female 961
really gross. and DMDekoth... gross. haha.
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Female 1,071
why arent they shooting girls? ooh... right...
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Male 1,014
Oh man, somebody please tell me that was an SNL commercial, if not ROFLMFAO WTF!
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Male 1,550
haha the kid in red is funny
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Male 3,060
deman...this is a lot different than that.
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Male 619
Deman


Who knows this cpuld be a fake, with all the video editing and crap know knows what could happen.

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Female 130
requires alot of pumping! sorry if someone said that already.. i dind`t read all the comments
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Male 59
hey, I already have one of those! I carry it with me everywhere I go, just does not shoot as far.
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Female 193
what were they thinking!
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Male 128


Yes..... this is not wrogn at all... MAJOR PUMPING REQUIRED?!?!?!?!??!?!? AGGGGHHHHHHH

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Male 388
its the JIZZooka
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Male 25
That was some wierd poo right there lol
and by the way eeeeewwww!!!!!!!!

I had to say that

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Female 275
^They`re both gross.
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Male 70
You drating hypocrites. You all got pissed when you heard that 26 year old guy wanted to sleep with a 13 year old. But you just say "Gross" to this and ignore the inherent pedophilia. Go do those of us who do care a favor and walk out onto a busy highway.
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Male 92
Lighter fluid with a torch duct taped to your water gun is better!
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Male 415
well didnt as in past tense.
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Male 415
was i the only one who didnt think that way?
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Male 1,882
It`s like a shotgun: one c*ck and its ready to blow.
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Male 102
Why would any one buy this first of all girls don`t usually use guns and secondly guys already have there own oozinator, which requires no assembly.
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Male 637
gives a whole new meaning to put a jimmy on that soldier!
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Male 7
Is it just me, or does it seem like the first kid likes it?
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Male 173
wow, you pump it and "ooze" squirts out. that`s just wrong. yet funny!
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Female 1,652
Oozinator is fun for everyone!*


*not intended for small children or artificial insemination.

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Female 1,134
brings a whole new meing to that sex toy and baby toys can this be in the middle?
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Female 370
ewwwwww >.< I also free the first kid going "ohhh yeahhhhess"
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Female 111
the sperminator will get you!
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Male 223
That definately came from the mind of a japanese toy maker. A bukakke gun.
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Female 1,134
hahaha wrong sooo wrong but funny!! lol
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Female 412
lol..
i was waiting 4 some1 2 say awesome i always that
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Male 619
i don`t get it
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Male 133
That had to have been intended..I mean how could the super soaker company not notice...ugh.
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Female 1,211
Gross.
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Male 53
Say Ello to my little friend. *Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat*
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Male 63
The kid in the red shirt looked like he liked it a little.
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Female 82
Remind me of dirty comics I`ve seen.
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Female 670
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 888
Atleast guys don`t have to buy refills?
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Male 845
the only place you can get refills is from dirty larry at the park on friday nights
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Female 879
Thats a terrible product...and I need one, right away, just so I can quote the commercial while shooting it.
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Male 28
Looks like a good night at the Neverland Ranch (circa 2004)
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Female 285
ROFL! Pump it, whack it and shoot it!
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Male 57
that boy likes it in his mouth
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Male 221
Jacko was just off camera in a few of those shots.
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Male 1,085
I guess its extra pumping required. Just like those kids said it, EWWW GROSS!

I wonder how many they sold. I know for one thing my parents never let me buy one. Gee, I wonder why? Haha.

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Male 664
I bought one
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Male 127
wow. just...weird
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Female 192
Wrong...on so many levels...yet so wrong it`s hilarious :-D
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Male 2,958
Again. Another product I`ve had a part in naturally that the big guys marketed first.
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Female 84
hah
jizz
*giggles*
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Male 608
Pillow biters in the making.
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Male 555
FACE SHOT!
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Male 1,365
The money shot for kids, absolutley not brilliant.
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Female 873
Ewww.. Pump it, Aim it and Shoot your load at a friend!!
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Male 390
what the hell?
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Male 318
HAHA, good idea for what i can fill my water gun with
on, and by the way...EWWW
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Male 555
If only they came out with that 8 years ago... sigh..
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Male 1,115
hahahahaha, no.
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Male 180
ew!
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Female 1,468
Man that is wrong!
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Male 10,115
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