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Date: 05/01/06 02:52 PM

82 Responses to The Oozinator

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    Link: The Oozinator - Write your own punchlines.
  2. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 2:56 pm
    Man that is wrong!
  3. Profile photo of USArmy3
    USArmy3 Male 18-29
    180 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    ew!
  4. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    hahahahaha, no.
  5. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    If only they came out with that 8 years ago... sigh..
  6. Profile photo of acdc_rocks91
    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 3:00 pm
    HAHA, good idea for what i can fill my water gun with
    on, and by the way...EWWW
  7. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    what the hell?
  8. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    Ewww.. Pump it, Aim it and Shoot your load at a friend!!
  9. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    The money shot for kids, absolutley not brilliant.
  10. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 3:16 pm
    FACE SHOT!
  11. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    Pillow biters in the making.
  12. Profile photo of vampiress666
    vampiress666 Female 13-17
    84 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 3:28 pm
    hah
    jizz
    *giggles*
  13. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    Again. Another product I`ve had a part in naturally that the big guys marketed first.
  14. Profile photo of ShishKebab
    ShishKebab Female 18-29
    192 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    Wrong...on so many levels...yet so wrong it`s hilarious :-D
  15. Profile photo of disciple99
    disciple99 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    wow. just...weird
  16. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    I bought one
  17. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 4:46 pm
    I guess its extra pumping required. Just like those kids said it, EWWW GROSS!

    I wonder how many they sold. I know for one thing my parents never let me buy one. Gee, I wonder why? Haha.

  18. Profile photo of withnail101
    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    Jacko was just off camera in a few of those shots.
  19. Profile photo of EVAN12456
    EVAN12456 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    that boy likes it in his mouth
  20. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:07 pm
    ROFL! Pump it, whack it and shoot it!
  21. Profile photo of Xtopherxaos
    Xtopherxaos Male 30-39
    28 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:14 pm
    Looks like a good night at the Neverland Ranch (circa 2004)
  22. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    Thats a terrible product...and I need one, right away, just so I can quote the commercial while shooting it.
  23. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:19 pm
    the only place you can get refills is from dirty larry at the park on friday nights
  24. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:19 pm
    Atleast guys don`t have to buy refills?
  25. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  26. Profile photo of Ailruby
    Ailruby Female 18-29
    82 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    Remind me of dirty comics I`ve seen.
  27. Profile photo of crucifyed4us
    crucifyed4us Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    The kid in the red shirt looked like he liked it a little.
  28. Profile photo of KapnKaos
    KapnKaos Male 30-39
    53 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    Say Ello to my little friend. *Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat**Splat**Splat* *Splat*
  29. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:50 pm
    Gross.
  30. Profile photo of jmcclure
    jmcclure Male 13-17
    133 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:50 pm
    That had to have been intended..I mean how could the super soaker company not notice...ugh.
  31. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:55 pm
    i don`t get it
  32. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    lol..
    i was waiting 4 some1 2 say awesome i always that
  33. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    hahaha wrong sooo wrong but funny!! lol
  34. Profile photo of palm
    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:15 pm
    That definately came from the mind of a japanese toy maker. A bukakke gun.
  35. Profile photo of 19laura86
    19laura86 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:16 pm
    the sperminator will get you!
  36. Profile photo of PrKitty
    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:21 pm
    ewwwwww >.< I also free the first kid going "ohhh yeahhhhess"
  37. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:23 pm
    brings a whole new meing to that sex toy and baby toys can this be in the middle?
  38. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    Oozinator is fun for everyone!*


    *not intended for small children or artificial insemination.

  39. Profile photo of alime
    alime Male 13-17
    173 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:35 pm
    wow, you pump it and "ooze" squirts out. that`s just wrong. yet funny!
  40. Profile photo of whereswario
    whereswario Male 13-17
    7 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    Is it just me, or does it seem like the first kid likes it?
  41. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 7:27 pm
    gives a whole new meaning to put a jimmy on that soldier!
  42. Profile photo of Jimbo1027
    Jimbo1027 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 7:52 pm
    Why would any one buy this first of all girls don`t usually use guns and secondly guys already have there own oozinator, which requires no assembly.
  43. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 8:23 pm
    It`s like a shotgun: one c*ck and its ready to blow.
  44. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 8:45 pm
    was i the only one who didnt think that way?
  45. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 8:47 pm
    well didnt as in past tense.
  46. Profile photo of wolfinstinct
    wolfinstinct Male 13-17
    92 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 8:52 pm
    Lighter fluid with a torch duct taped to your water gun is better!
  47. Profile photo of Deman
    Deman Male 18-29
    70 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    You drating hypocrites. You all got pissed when you heard that 26 year old guy wanted to sleep with a 13 year old. But you just say "Gross" to this and ignore the inherent pedophilia. Go do those of us who do care a favor and walk out onto a busy highway.
  48. Profile photo of bang_
    bang_ Female 13-17
    276 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 9:20 pm
    ^They`re both gross.
  49. Profile photo of Tutu_the_man
    Tutu_the_man Male 13-17
    25 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 9:35 pm
    That was some wierd poo right there lol
    and by the way eeeeewwww!!!!!!!!

    I had to say that

  50. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 9:42 pm
    its the JIZZooka
  51. Profile photo of zzzchubby
    zzzchubby Male 13-17
    128 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 9:42 pm


    Yes..... this is not wrogn at all... MAJOR PUMPING REQUIRED?!?!?!?!??!?!? AGGGGHHHHHHH

  52. Profile photo of Megan3445
    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 9:55 pm
    what were they thinking!
  53. Profile photo of hiblagrande
    hiblagrande Male 30-39
    59 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    hey, I already have one of those! I carry it with me everywhere I go, just does not shoot as far.
  54. Profile photo of Chibee
    Chibee Female 13-17
    130 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    requires alot of pumping! sorry if someone said that already.. i dind`t read all the comments
  55. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 10:08 pm
    Deman


    Who knows this cpuld be a fake, with all the video editing and crap know knows what could happen.

  56. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 10:08 pm
    deman...this is a lot different than that.
  57. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 10:33 pm
    haha the kid in red is funny
  58. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 10:40 pm
    Oh man, somebody please tell me that was an SNL commercial, if not ROFLMFAO WTF!
  59. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 11:29 pm
    why arent they shooting girls? ooh... right...
  60. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 11:48 pm
    really gross. and DMDekoth... gross. haha.
  61. Profile photo of loserpunk_6
    loserpunk_6 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 12:20 am
    WTF?
  62. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 12:48 am
    Pumping something was never this much fun!
  63. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 12:49 am
    Refills sold seperately at your nearest sperm bank!
  64. Profile photo of RedDakotaRcr
    RedDakotaRcr Male 18-29
    52 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 1:08 am
    i did some google work and this is what i came up with it is a real product.
  65. Profile photo of RedDakotaRcr
    RedDakotaRcr Male 18-29
    52 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 1:08 am
    http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.d...
  66. Profile photo of feech
    feech Male 18-29
    42 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 2:20 am
    Wow. I cant believe that made it past the R&D department. I would toatally have wanted this when i was younger to squirt my friends and laugh and the squirting.... now i would want it to sqirt it at my friends and laugh for what i was squirting... SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
  67. Profile photo of Potato_man
    Potato_man Male 13-17
    278 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 3:31 am
    I think they need to calm down a bit, especially the boy in the red t-shirt.
  68. Profile photo of moOse123
    moOse123 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 11:40 am
    "Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you`re coming at `em with water, you`ll stick `em with a shot of icky bio-ooze. The Oozinator Blaster shoots out globs of the gooey stuff, then gets `em with water — a double blast attack that`ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every "water" fight!"

    ... so basically jizz and piss yer?

  69. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 1:47 pm
    those perverted children are at it again.
  70. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 2:02 pm
    now comes with free suction tube refiller.
  71. Profile photo of iwillpokeu
    iwillpokeu Female 13-17
    272 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    money shot for yooo!
  72. Profile photo of jennwisner
    jennwisner Female 18-29
    165 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 6:02 pm
    Definitely a real product:

    http://www.hasbro.com/supersoaker/

    You can`t watch the commercial from their website, but you can get an amazing 360 view of the loading in the back, and blasting out the front...

    :)

  73. Profile photo of New_Craze
    New_Craze Male 13-17
    17 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    woah...i mean....just....im....like....speechless...
  74. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    May 3, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    That`s wrong XD
  75. Profile photo of xXSP00KYXx
    xXSP00KYXx Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 10:49 am
    No comment needed.

    TAKE THAT KID!

    And be more gentle when you stroke it.
    Damn novice.

  76. Profile photo of bomoman
    bomoman Male 13-17
    216 posts
    May 8, 2006 at 3:48 am
    Jimbo1027
    Monday, May 01, 2006 7:52:33 PM
    "Why would any one buy this first of all girls don`t usually use guns and secondly guys already have there own oozinator, which requires no assembly."
    what `bout anime girls?
  77. Profile photo of RedDakotaRcr
    RedDakotaRcr Male 18-29
    52 posts
    May 13, 2006 at 6:47 am
    http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.d...
  78. Profile photo of RedDakotaRcr
    RedDakotaRcr Male 18-29
    52 posts
    May 19, 2006 at 11:09 am
    http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.d...
  79. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    at the end it says "major pumping required"
    yes, major pumping indeed
  80. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    major want..

    HAY GUYS LOOK WUT I GOT!

  81. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 12:29 am
    We guys don`t have to buy refills.
  82. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    This would make the best porno ever!

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