Splash Dash

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Games
http://www.fosters.co.uk/games/splashdash/

Don"t let the waitress spill the beers.
There are 35 comments:
Female 1
wow!!! that game is really hard! anyone agree with me??
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Female 1,652
this made me thirsty...not for beer though, but still...
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Female 173
that was the hardest lamest game ever
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Female 305
made it with all 5.. easy.. piece of cake.. lame @$$ game... B-|
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Male 10,440
this cant get any more gay, the game is wrong, I am filled with rage at the prospect of its worthlessness, If this game was represented as a person I`d attack him with my bare hands.
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Male 2,510
this really depends on your computer tho.
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Male 2,510
0.1 i win.
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Male 15
Well, I got to enter my name for keeping 5 pints...but it was a pretty crappy game.
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Female 961
why the hell would you walk like that with a full tray of beer... stupid a hole.
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Male 587
dude wtf is this cr*p
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Female 47
u had to be 18 to play that gay game?
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Male 1,152
"what kind of idiot walks like that when carrying beer. just walk straight fool"

rofl thats exactly what i thought...serioulsy wtf

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Male 395
Hey, hang on, Foster`s is the best lager in the world!

debate.

Anyway, the game was far too hard... could be because I`ve drank 6 cans of Foster`s tonight already though...

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Female 2,552
Lol, that was harder then it looked.
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Male 133
Cheap imaging, shoddy controls, and ridiculously hard. Boo!
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Male 1,383
wow, i thought i was crap but i`m good! 4.65 pints baby!
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Female 449
agghhh its to hard!!!
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Female 49
That was ridiculously lame. I couldn`t even spill the beer easily if I wanted to. I managed to get all 5 across. Oh well, everyone has to suffer a round of Foster`s I suppose. =(
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Female 136
"But hey, it`s Fosters, so maybe pouring it all over the floor is a blessing in disguise."

Agreed!

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Female 1,463
3.55
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Female 103
no kidding, i was disappointed too.
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Male 259
And waitress? It`s a bloody surfer!
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Male 259
Well the trick is to tilt the beers away from the direction you`re moving, rather than keeping them level. That way, when he suddenly changes direction, you`ve got more time to react.

That said, this is the lamest concept for a game I have seen in a long time: "I know, let`s do a game where a guy has to walk from one end of a bar to another, and he walks in ridiculous directions!"

The trouble is, it`s Fosters, so they can`t say "get the drunk man to his mates" because it`s against the policy of alcohol companies to condone binge drinking, even though they rely on it. So they have to make a game with a lousy premise, rather than think of a good one.

Maybe the next one will be "Man walks to friends in bar with beer, and jumps over hurdles on his way.".

But hey, it`s Fosters, so maybe pouring it all over the floor is a blessing in disguise.

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Male 259
4.6 and I still get "some mate you are..."
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Female 1,463
1.9 lol tht was hard!
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Female 572
that`s true... did`t look much look like a girl! I got 1.5... mmm it was annoying. Too hard to deal with...
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Male 664
It`s a surfer dude going to his mate... I wanted waitresses!!
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Female 145
hard and pointless
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Female 1,120
Interesting, definitly different though.
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Male 40
stupid. very stupid. the guy must already be drunk cause he walks so crooked
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Male 1,115
^hahahahaha

it was sort of hard the first time around but then was real easy. 2.9

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Male 820
3.2. what kind of idiot walks like that when carrying beer. just walk straight fool
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Female 1,033
2.15

that was hard

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Male 355
3.5 pints
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Male 10,115
Link: Splash Dash [Rate Link] - Don`t let the waitress spill the beers.
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