Really Bad Tattoos

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in
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Does it get any worse than a Clay Aiken tattoo? Some NSFW.
There are 104 comments:
Female 243
That woman who put GoldenPalace.com on her forehead is an dumb BLONDE.
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Female 815
...she had a demon on her vagina. what the fudge.
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Male 572


well why would u go and do that
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Male 236
did anyone notice the vagina tatto except me?
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Female 161
woow that penis one mustve hurt a lot
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Female 70
The penis one was awesome. And original.
But freaky nonetheless.
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Female 207
wow thats crazy
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Female 7
Cindy_
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
13092 Posts Friday, May 19, 2006 11:12:21 PM
On 5/19/2006 11:10:06 PM bigoldjeffry wrote: Only attention whores get tattoos. They`re nasty and gross. Only a fool would PERMANENTLY alter his or her own body.

MY tattoos are hidden by my clothes. They are purely for me only. I think you`re just bitter because you were too wimpy to get one done.


amen sister! i think only all the young little boys commented with the "OMG gross" or "why would you do that?" sort of comments. i have tattoos, my dad used to be a tattoo artist so i have seen tons of diffrent kinds of tattoos, and these, were not the weirdest let me tell you. and the dragon one, any man that can sit still and get art like that done... wow kudos, that must of hurt like *&^$. and i thought it looked kind of cool , but funny.

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Female 406
why...the burger in paradise, the crazy school bus..why?
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Female 59
The girl indian humping a corn dog was... strange ^_^;
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Female 412
they`re really really bad.. angelina`s adopted son? freaky stuff
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Female 52
Some good ideas for tattoos.
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Male 68
that mj one was great
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Male 283
what is NSFW? -bury_me

Not. Safe. For. Work.

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Male 283
"I gotta drain my lizard"
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Female 123
the spider one was the best but i might get a harry potter tattoo but dang that hp one sucked i can draw better then all of those tattoos
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Male 78
what is NSFW?
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Male 136
WTF IS UP WITH THE DICK TATTOO!!!!
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Female 125
Thursday, May 18, 2006 9:47:50 AM
"Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist..." has a whole new meaning for me now.

I agree, i used to love that song when i was little.... oh and i liked the spider web one on the persons hand, but it would have been better if it was somewhere else... imagine going to shake someones hand... they would be like WTF?

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Female 531
[quote]On 5/19/2006 11:10:06 PM bigoldjeffry wrote: Only attention whores get tattoos. They`re nasty and gross. Only a fool would PERMANENTLY alter his or her own body.[/quote]
MY tattoos are hidden by my clothes. They are purely for me only. I think you`re just bitter because you were too wimpy to get one done. ;-)
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Male 594
Only attention whores get tattoos.

They`re nasty and gross. Only a fool would PERMANENTLY alter his or her own body.

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Male 161
Because I shoot them.
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Male 10,440
someone up there ^ wondered how some people can live like this, well, they cant. Theyre called freaks, and they have very short life spans.
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Female 294
lol some people are idiots
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Male 161
Man, I really need to get that dragon-penis tatoo...The chicks would be all over me.

"Hey! Wanna see a dragon?!"

"okay!"

Best...Pick up line...Ever.

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Female 331
weird...
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Male 31
*walks up to the starwars guy* "i feel so sry for u..."
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Male 15
jesus... i really dont understand how some of those people live normal lives... where the hell has this world come to?
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Female 531
Shizz, I don`t think you can post penises (peni?) publicly. PM a mod and ask.
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Male 1,866
question... would i get banned for sticking that penis part onto this site...
and under be like..

bet you`ve never ridin on a dragon before!

will i? no seriously i need to know!

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Male 283
Why would anyone get a tatoo on their penis? Man that would suck!
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Male 650
I`m sorry but this one is the best one.

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Female 294
I love how all the girls were so turned on by the dragon guy.
Well, not all. I generalize a little.
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Female 28
I so wanna bone the dragon guy, that is drating awesome
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Female 237
the penis dragon was the best...do you want my dragon in you? Itll make you all hot and mosit down there XD!!
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Female 2,552

Hehe.
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Female 531
Ok, did anyone notice the tattoos BESIDES the one on the dick??
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Female 857
Well the tallywacker tattoo`s were kind of disturbing...
And the rest were kind of creepy.
I love tattoo`s but like xyra1 said, you`re going to have these tattoo`s when you`re all old a and wrinkly.
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Male 274
i`ll have a tat of a spermwhale on my stomach,
and it`s dick will be my dick!
no, not really
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Female 82
^^agree
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Male 57
Sickening
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Male 2
I know the guy with the Angelina Jolie`s kid tattooed on him. He is freaking cool, and likes random ass tattoos. I guess since he works at a shop he can get anything he wants.
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Female 41
ok at first the dragon reallly grossed me out but like idk.. it`s kinda cool. like definitely not something i would want my boyfriend to have but that must of hurt SO much and he had to stay hard the whole time.. but everyone who hears about it prolly wants to see it.. maybe he was just like realllly desperate and was like hey what the h3ll
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Female 1,426
i like the contents under pressure one
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Female 289
Am I the only one wondering if the guy had to maintain the erection for the penis tat?
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Male 223
Mr cool ice has that armenian look to him. Like the fact that he has english words on his body, in and of itself, makes it "cool". He looks like the local retarted kid, who hangs out at the local pub, and all of the guys in there, prolly like "yeah dude, you are Mr. CoolIce! you should get that tattooed all over. The chicks will dig that!"

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Female 308
haha, a banker...
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Male 556
that star wars one looked like it was done with markers...pathetic
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Female 19
I thought the 1st and 2nd tattoo were not that bad!
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Female 879
^ I have a full back tattoo, i Love it, and I will never get sick of it, I designed it myself (no, its not a hamburger, micheal jackson, or anybody from american idol, its the f*cking grim reaper on a scroll, standing in the woods, holding a flag with a rose on it)
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Male 1,866
If you`re old enough to get a tattoo then you`re too old to be a fan of Harry Potter


that`s exaxtly what i was thinking before iread that comment. by the way that guy who got all those tatoos just to look like something out of wwe is a douche, same with that breakfast guy... and that fat star wars kid..
don`t say in repsonse to my harry potter thing that great literature knows no age... and if you do... scew you!
i HATE tatoos, 15 years from now, you`ll regret it, if you aren`t dead that is.

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Male 919
OOO......KKKKK
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Female 123
I just don`t know how some of these people could walk around proudly showing off these things....

I think I`d be heading straight to the surgeon for laser removal....

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Female 106
I want to get one like the dragon one!
Oh, wait... :-(

The one on the palm was cool, though.

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Male 48
haha nice cheesburger that guys a real parrothead!!!
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Male 2,958
it`s alright timak...they got me with my star wars back, too.
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Male 334
I would never get a tattoo of micheal if someone paid me one million. I mean if your gonna get one get something better honestly.
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Male 110

I want to know how they got a picture of my penis on here!! The tattoo chick said it for her own personal collection and promised to never let anybody else see it!

I am pissed, and I`m going to sue!

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Male 70
Damn GoldenPalace.com is trying to put their names everywhere. They even won an auction to have a species of monkeys named after them. Imagine going to the zoo and seeing the GoldenPalace.com monkey. Sheesh.
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Female 286
I like the Linkin Park one! The rest are kinda weird
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Male 241
...why did I think the dragon/penis one was good?
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Female 529
:-|

Just... :-|

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Male 1,586
As said a few posts back - Jesus, that was some lousy artwork. Forget the lame content, the tattoo artists must have all had palsy.
I have tattoos, and thank Christ my artist knows what he`s doing.
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Female 2,220
I thought the penis one was a tattoo.
Then realised it WAS penis.
Good god.
But seirosly, I hought that palm one was amazing
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Female 447
So here`s my thinking with the penis tattoo...that thing must`ve taken FOREVER to do! Think about it...he`d have to be hard to get the tat so the proportions would be right, and it`s gotta be difficult to stay hard that long, even if you get off to pain!

It`s kinda hot in a bizarre way though...would definitely make fellatio a little more interesting...and you wouldn`t have to worry about covering it up for work!

Plus, think of the pick up possibilities..."Hey, baby...you wanna see my tattoo?" or "you ever been drated by a dragon?"

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Male 1,083
yeah yikes the rooster dragon tatoo, ewww. The myspace tattoo was pretty interesting I didnt think that one was too bad, or at least its not too visible.
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Female 538
Some of them werent that bad..... e.g the spider web with spiders one.. i liked... but.. the penis one.. that was SHOCKING! must of hurt so much...e w. lol
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Female 39
as a tattoo artist i just about vomited all over myself at the low quality of all thoes tattoos...

what kind of stupid twat gets that crap on them for LIFE?!?!?! im so pissed off!! OMG!! people are sooo stupid! GAH!!

oh well,
if they didnt exsist im sure half this site wouldnt either.

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Male 2,057
wheneva u think about getting a tattoo, just think of when ur old and grandchildren see it
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Male 152
this is the site i will take all my friends to when they say, "I`m thinking of getting a tatoo"
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Male 323
Uhhh....That dick one made me shiver...
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Female 316
"Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist..." has a whole new meaning for me now.
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Male 547
if you get a celeberty tattooed on, do you think you will meet that celeberty? They will run away, and if you did get one, at least get someone worthy, not clay akian...ughh
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Male 53
WOAH, no NSFW on the penis one. Those tatoos were all nuts (no pun intended)
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Female 531
[quote]On 5/18/2006 8:52:31 AM Sabre200000 wrote: But everyone knows, i thought, that the goldenpalace.com tattoos are NOT permanent..last like 1 month. [/quote]
[url=http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/auctions/foreheadgoldie01.php]GoldenPalace.com, the Internet casino that helped turn eBay into the ultimate online advertising vehicle, has spent $10,000 to permanently tattoo their website address on a woman’s forehead.[/url]

It`s NOT temporary. It`s permanent.

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Male 12
"Mr. Cool Ice" looks like an idiot. And whats with the last one on the 2nd page.. ???
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Male 1,115
Must shoot self in foot for bad tats.
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Female 1,120
Thats kind of scary in a way and i would never tatoo anything on my forehead even if im getting paid 1 million dollars more or less then just 10 thousand thats stuupid to the extreme.
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Male 1,039
lol...funny stuff

But everyone knows, i thought, that the goldenpalace.com tattoos are NOT permanent..last like 1 month.

I`d put one on my head for 10 grand

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Male 149
The penis tattoo!
MY EYES!
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Male 820
dvds arent that good sorry

shame on the rest of them too

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Female 190
Now, I love tattoos and am planning on getting one or two, but come on people. Seriously, if you`re going to get one make sure it has actual meaning and you can live with it for the rest of your life, and not just for a few months before you get ashamed over it.

Whoever gets a celebrity tattooed on them deserves a swift quick or three. That`s way too obsessive. (And FYI, the one regarding the Kevin tattoo...yeah, the group didn`t break up. I know these things;)

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Female 303
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2, the one at the end...OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 572
ahh the guy with one all over his face and neck... ewww scary. the most ugly one was the one with a fry up on his head though, seriously... yuck!
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Female 1,972
Whoa- the schlong art is disturbing...but hopefully rendered the recipient sterile.
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Female 228
what were they thinking?
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Male 1,152
Mr Cool Ice from part 3 haha! what a tool
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Male 2,567
damn lol
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Female 294
Haha the dragon penis was cool-looking.
That doesn`t stop it from being impractical and creepy, of course, but whoever made it did a good job. He/she probably came home from work and made a beeline for the shower. "Must... cleanse... self..."
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Male 923
I have to say I like the idea of the tattoos on the palm of your hands, just not spiders. Also, some of those tattoos may have been all right if they had been drawn better.
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Female 665
wow... these are... how you say... i dont think there`s even a word for how i think right now..
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Female 1,033
the dick one was shocking
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Female 147
[quote]On 5/18/2006 12:19:50 AM Sleepy_Cat wrote: The penis tattoos were DISTURBING.[/quote]
Holy crap no kidding. There should have been a warning for that one. -_-
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Female 278
The penis tattoos were DISTURBING.
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Female 531

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Cheeseburger In Paradise..Jimmy Buffett song. But, yeah.

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Male 118
hah! You may have troubles fittin that one on! ;-)
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Female 9
hahahha!!

I was just about to say I might get Casey Donavon on my bum!

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Male 118
Well that would explain why I don`t know him... Hey, I could be sporting a brand new Shannon Noel tattoo this arvo!
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Female 9
`American Idol` guy I think, Surry.
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Male 118
And who the hell is Clay Aiken??
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Female 9
Some of the comments made me laugh!

"Why the hell is that dolphin asleep on the sun?"

ha!

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Male 118
Wow, why would you bother.. Stuck with those things for life, may as well get one thats worthy and not cheap and tacky.
Goldenpalace.com tattooed on her forehead. $10,000 for the price of dignity. And whats up with the Star Wars one? Thats one of the worst tattoo jobs I`ve ever seen.
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Male 73
#16 I like the Michael Jackson one!
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Male 10,115
Link: Really Bad Tattoos [Rate Link] - Does it get any worse than a Clay Aiken tattoo? Some NSFW.
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