Newspaper Snippet Generator

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Misc
http://tools.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

Makes it easy to crate fake newspaper clippings.
There are 29 comments:
Male 19
now it`s just boring
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Male 19
well, not as fun as the first time around
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Male 19
fun
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Male 31
rofl i scared the crap out of my friend by writing that his mom had died. well i put a description the the dead body and he thought it was her. lol im mean but it was revenge.
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Female 61
hello,
May i annoy the
f-ucking hell out
of you?:)
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I changed my pic :) Got old.
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Female 102
\ A youge 13 year old girl named Yan Mao was killed on saturday may 13 2006. The incident happened while she was getting a ride home from her friend, the motorcycle reportedly was driving at least 10km/h over the speed limit, the vehicle then hit a tree. The driver, 17 year old Kyle Mathers was also killed. Her parents were devastated, losing their daughter was bad enough, but none of them knew anything about her older friend. When asked about the situation, her mother responded, "I never would have let her go out if i knew she was going with him, on a motorcycle!" The youngsters will be missed by many, and hopefully this will alert more young drivers and decrease vehicle accident rates.

lol...this is my odd story..i like this =)

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Male 2,958
Nah I`m pretty much just the `the lonley i am bored fenatic` all day. The funny is just icing on the cake.
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Male 567
Wow nice one b-hazzard are you Jerry Seinfeld `the comic genius` by day and B-Hazzard `the lonley i am bored fenatic` by night.

If so can i have your autograph and a packet of snakes?

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Female 646
this is awsome.

I`m making articles from my real paper about people I know.

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Male 1,059
hello,
May i annoy the
f-ucking hell out
of you?:)
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Female 61
lol, this actually came in handy with assignment i had. Thanks :)
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Male 2,958
lol
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Male 1,586
B-Hazard, your after party was much better than mine.
The beer was warm and the women were cold.

(thank you, groucho)

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Male 919
Its kinda fun but you cant see the whole newspaper
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Male 2,958
B-Hazard then resumed accepting his blue apathetic smiley face with I Am Bored written under it award and made a number of one liners followed up by saying "asterisk, rimshot, asterisk" after each one. (The kid really needs to get out more.)

Needless to say the after party was insane. There was a pile of cocaine as big as the midget, a pile of marijuana as big as the horse, and some 18 y/o old girl took part in all four. I`ll never be the same after that night, and I`m still waiting on B-Hazard`s hush money check to clear.

Written By
Hugh G. Rection

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Male 2,958
But the real action came in the last half hour where B-Hazard was given his award. From the second he rode in topless on a white stallion, chest hair flowing in the wind with Lindsay Lohan holding on from behind (the old Lindsay Lohan, pre bulimia), we could tell we were in for a night. He stood on his horse and commanded it to stop abruptly, he went flipping through the air as gracefully as an overweight shirtless 17 y/o can as the pyrotechnics ignited all around.

Unfortunately Michael Jackson, who was reported to have made it to the show from his home in under 45 seconds after seeing B-Hazard was shirtless on a white stallion while watching the broadcast, was ignited in the sparks but he was taken to the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery and come out looking weirder than ever.

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Male 2,958
Yes, the guy you all look forward to see reply on IAB is finally receiving what he deserves. A blue apathetic smiley face with I Am Bored written under it award (Name to be shortened due to many news reporters fainting while trying to get the name out in one breath. Locked knees also looked at as a cause of the faintings.) was given to B-Hazard last night in an unprecedented 3 hour block that revolved only around him. The first half of the show was hidden cameras filming him during a normal day, the next hour was him trying to explain away what the cameras caught. Excuses such as:
"I had no idea that`s what would come up when I googled `teens fun horses midgets`"
and
"It was flour left over from making pancakes the day before! I was inspecting a blotch on my counter, inhaled too deeply and it just flew up my nose!"
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Male 2,958
Unfortunately, my story was apparently too large for this thing to handle. But it`s just too good to let go so I`ll post it directly.
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Male 283
REPOST... well sorta
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Male 206
lol , I actually work for a newspaper. Too bad I can`t use designs and layouts from actual newspapers for stuff
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Male 1,115
OMG MARTIANS ARE INVADING EARTH HELP!!!!! i love this generator.
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Female 97
The things people will come up with... heh. This is really fun.
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Male 1,217
haha... i dont care wat it says about other ppl... this is the perfect revenge unit!
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Female 207
My headline- "Tornado rips through cemetry, hundreds dead"
(an oldie but a goodie) :-)
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Female 1,972
^^^ Allow me B-Hazard....
Extra! Extra! Martians on the Moon, Klingons circle Uranus....Fire is Hot- Water is wet say scientists
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Male 2,958
I`m tired so I can`t unleash my comic genius on this one tonight.

I`ll come through tomorrow though, I promise.

But if I can`t I`ll just delete this comment and deny it ever existing.

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Male 606
haha...thats actually pretty sweet...think of the mayhem...the world wide horror i could cause with this. BWHAHAHAH.
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Male 1,385
fun *sarcasticly snarls*
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Male 10,115
Link: Newspaper Snippet Generator [Rate Link] - Makes it easy to crate fake newspaper clippings.
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