Nerd Fight Club

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/29/fight.club.ap/index.html

Silicon Valley techies turn into vicious street brawlers in a real-life, underground fight club.
There are 41 comments:
Male 594
"btw fight clubs have been around since way before that movie ever came out"

Uh...ermm...No. No. Not really. Not at all.

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Female 18
Not meaning to sound like a `nerd` or anything, but the movie was actually based off of a book which was based off of actual happenings.
But it really sounds like cheap fighting, why the hell would you be able to use a frying pan or pillow case full of popcans? I can kind of understand the helmet thing, if you want to impair your sight while protecting your head go for it.
However, use your effing fists.
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Male 1,866
hehe this makes me giggle...
"imagine he pimp slapped your calculator"
"that son of a bitch. he`s going down!"
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Male 95
nerds will kick all your asses
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Male 2,781
^LOL
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Male 594
Would you like to rent a comma, son?

Here, a pic just for you:



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Male 2,781
DON`T START JEFF
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Male 594
Wow. Ritalin, anyone?
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Male 2,781
HAHAHAH HEY WE HAVE A NERDY FIGHT CLUB HERE BUT WE USE THOSE REALLY BIG-ASS BOXING GLOVES...NOW THAT`S ONE HELL OF A WORKOUT. I STARTED IT AFTER WE HAD THIS EVENT HERE AT MY COLLEGE AND STUDENT GOV. HIRED THIS INFLATABLE BOXING PIT WITH THOSE HUGE THINGS.
DECIDED TO USE THOSE BIG-ASS ONES BECAUSE THE CHICKS WANTED TO BOX ALSO AND IT`S MUCH MORE FUN TOO, NOBODY GETS HURT, NOT WITH ALL THAT PADDING, YOUR ARMS GIVE OUT AFTER A FEW MINUTES 2. YOU PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE LIKE, YOU PU55Y!!! USE YOUR BARE KNUCKLES!!! BUT AGAIN THIS PARTICULAR `FIGHT CLUB` IS JUST TO HAVE A LOTTA FUN. IT`S HILARIOUS WATCHING THE PETITES TRY TO SWING THOSE THING!!!
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Male 651
violingirl: Why don`t you come over here and say that to our faces, bitch?
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Male 651
I would seriously like to join one of these fight clubs so I can beat the snot out of people who disrespect nerds.

I can just see it now: One of you I-A-B nerd-bashing losers huddled in the fetal position and wimpering as I repeatedly pummel you in the stomach with my foot, numerous onlookers pointing at your feeble body and laughing their asses off. Good times.

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Male 227
Commenents heard at Nerd fight Club: You [email protected]! Your broke my protractor!
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Female 879
Um, I think women should start one of these...im in.
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Male 80
Thats cool.
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Female 1,426
theyre idiots. if they want to get hurt, why dont they just hurt themselves? men are stupid. especially nerds.
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Male 40
I know I got that quote from somewhere but I cant quote it if I dont remeber where lol.
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Male 2
You all dont get fight club ? but I bet you all totally luv the DDR gayness thats runnin wild.

"YaY lets go dance on a arcade machine YaY, do u wanna sip of my bubble-cum slushy?, OMG look at those nerds fighting, thats so lame"

roflcopter

btw fight clubs have been around since way before that movie ever came out.

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Male 2,309
You guys are idiots.

Why can`t consenting adults engage in fisticuffs? It`s what they want to do, they do not take their aggression anywhere else, and honestly it`s probably a healthier outlet than dying young from frustration like most of you will do.

I commend them, too bad it`s a bite off of a movie, but at least they are able to explore sides of themselves that they were afraid to explore.

They are living, most of you are not.

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Male 730
^second.
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Male 1,115
I am going to KILL KYLE. STOP STRETCHING THE PAGE!!!!
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Male 110
i knew it one of these days it was going to happen
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Male 577
"this is the male version of girls who cut themselves"

I know several people that cut themselves, and only one of them is a girl. Guys just don`t talk about it as much.

As far as the nerd fight club thing goes, did the guy who wrote the article watch that movie? A bunch of the guys in the fight club were "nerds". It wasn`t supposed to be for macho kind of guys.

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Male 87
way to gringo`s
one guy said he hadnt been in a real fight. haha so he fights but not in his defence. ok.
`im macho enough` haha u are a suit your not macho, u suck ass to get more money, your just another member of the rat race
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Female 252
I would rather mimic "Old School" and start a fraternity.
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Male 571
I was considered a nerd in school... A nerd with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do...
No Fight Club back then though!
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Male 594
Ignorant idiots. This is why we live in such an f---d up world. People can`t tell the difference between reality and movies.

I mean think about it: how many wanna-bes started "car clubs" after watching *The Fast and the Furious?*

People are so stupid.

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Female 316
I love it. I would bet 3/4 of all of you that have posted are nerds. Nerds bashing nerds. Besides, didn`t you get the memo? Nerds are the new black.

I did think that this was interesting:

"Real-life fight clubs are the male version of the girls who cut themselves," ........
"They want to feel differently. They want to get hit, they want to feel something real."

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Male 201
these guys need to get laid
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Male 2,057
UH-HUH....
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Male 1,521
Human Kind is going no where if even Nerds are kicking each others asses! No evolution seem to be! Bloody Nerds!
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Female 882
biff! boff! KAPOW! I bet they make those noises when they`re fighting.
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Male 962
I got to see this
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Male 12
`i can get tough to`

thats nice for u but what u gonna do bore me to death with how computers are made, thats it walk away NERD

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Female 82
"I have fantasies about it,"

Ok, good for you.

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Male 1,115
well, it is different.

AHHHHHH, DaSnipers sig is stolen! Call the sig police!!!!

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Male 22
Heh, the first image i got was the school bully getting a face stomping.

Then i had another laugh about the "this is the male version of girls who cut themselves" line. Ah! Tough emos! :->

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Male 741
LOL! Nerds beating each other senseless ! I would pay to see that ! HAHAHAHAHA! XD
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Female 1,033
wtf!? that movie came out like forever ago...
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Male 40
The first rule of Nerd Fight Club is - you do not email anyone about Nerd Fight Club. The second rule of Nerd Fight Club is - you DO NOT email anyone about Nerd Fight Club.
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Female 226
Find new things every day on i-a-b. Interesting concept..at least it`s something..different?
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Male 10,115
Link: Nerd Fight Club [Rate Link] - Silicon Valley techies turn into vicious street brawlers in a real-life, underground fight club.
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