Ministry Of Silly Walks

Submitted by: tomfoolery1 11 years ago in Funny

Classic Monty Python sketch.
There are 93 comments:
Female 1
I love this sketch, but I really wish that the laugh track wasn`t included. It just makes it obnoxious.
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Female 857
Actually people, Alexander Graham Bell was in fact a Canadian. o.O
Lovely sketch, I love Monty Python.
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Female 584
Cheeseboy, do you think the phone is stupid? Do you think the TV is stupid? Do you? I`m British and I don`t think they`re stupid, and I still wouldn`t think they were stupid if an Australian invented them either.

Anyway.....................Love that sketch, I was almost crying with laughter :))

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Female 14
Possibly the funniest thing created by man. And it is SO hard to do those silly walks. It really drains you and you have to be quite fit. John Cleese is the best. :-D I think this was my first introduction to Monty Python and it truly was great. Crunchy Frog sketch or Dead Parrot rate right up there. Anyhoo, magnificent!
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Male 962
Monday, May 01, 2006 9:59:50 PM
i thought that the US invented telephones, not the british? my mistake i guess

lisen dicktard a scotsman invented the telephone and then moved to canda not america

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Male 962
and the uk does not hate america thats france
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Male 962
beanboy is a twat aswell
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Female 297
ignore cheeseboy, he`s just a kid, he doesn`t know what he`s saying.someone should throw a shrubbery at him.

that wasn`t really the best skit, but i gotta say, its pretty impressive the way he kept that up. if i tried to do that i`d fall flat on my arse.

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Female 1
Cheeseboy ur an idiot, and clearly have either no higher brain functions or a complete sense of humour failure, im guessing both, English comedy, particularly python rocks!
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Male 368
This is great! How in the world could this be rated 1,2????
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Male 319
cheeseboy, british comedies are awesome, but has to be the worst Monty Python skit
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Female 430
that would have been ten times more funny without the annoying laughing box
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Male 75
Monty Python`s flying circus is the most hilarious comedy show ever!!! Loved the Ministry of funny walks sketch, it`s really a classic.
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Male 78
The laughs on this thing were just ridiculous.

How did this get a high rating!?

I`ve heard alot of good things about Monty Python, and this is the first I`ve actually seen--not good.

More like the Ministry of Retarded People.

And did his assitant call him Mr. T-Bag??

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Female 531
Actually, they were working convicts. They were sent there to build up the land (buildings, roads, bridges) to develop the colony for England. After a few years, the convicts (men AND women) were freed and allowed to own land and hold positions of authority.
So, it`s not like they were a bunch of thugs over there pillaging and plundering all day long.
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Female 10
As though anybody from Australia has any right to criticize the British. Your contry was made from England`s criminals. But anyway, Monty Python, good choice. I thought it was pretty funny.
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Female 52
i would marry john cleese. because he is JUST THAT FUNNY. but then i`m a sucker for comedians! hee hee. Monty Python is fabulous. could someone please post the dead parrot sketch??? pretty plese? hehehehehe.
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Female 395
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)Waitress: Shut up!vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can`t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.Wife (shrieks): I don`t like spam!Man: Sshh, dear, don`t cause a fuss. I`ll have your spam.I love it.I`m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man:Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
**** I Just TOTALLY Love this sketch !!!!****
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Female 395
Wife:Have you got anything without spam?Waitress: Well, there`s spam egg sausage and spam, that`s not got much spam in it.Wife:I don`t want ANY spam!Man:Why can`t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?Wife THAT`S got spam in it!Man:Hasn`t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?Vikings:Spam spam spam spam Wife:Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh!Wife:What do you mean `Urgghh`? I don`t like spam!
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Female 395
Waitress: Well, there`s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
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Female 395
Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

Fang (terrified): The...Comfy Chair?

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Female 687
You don`t really pay attention to what he`s saying. Just his walks.
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Female 380
Oh I`ve been waiting to see that skit forever! Hooray!
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Female 412
omg! THOSE PPLZ WHO LAUGH SO HARD AND LIKE COUGH TO DEATH IN SUPPOSEDLY `FUNNY` PARTS JUST PISS ME OFF!
THEY CAN KISS MY LITTLE BROWN ASS DAMMIT!
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Male 1,265
One more, from Life of Brian:

-"Yes, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, the roads, the fresh water system, and publice health, what have the Romans EVER done for US!?"
-"Brought peas?"

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Female 491
Hmm... makes me want to watch the monty python box set now!!!
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Male 1,265
^^^And his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.

moose, I`d be a genius only if I thought of it myself, but thanks dude.

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Male 168
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
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Male 132
LMAO i`d forgotten about that sketch, classic brit humour... ^^^genius quote, well done KMeTG!
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Male 1,265
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. I fart in your general direction."
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Female 395
well "dasniper" to each their own.. it just depends on your sense of humour.. i happen to love "monty python" its funny ..
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Male 84
How is this funny I have never found any monty python to be remotely funny and dont understand why people talk so highly of it.
^ dreamworks movies are just as bad
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Male 994
I love monty python. Even though the laugh track sucks. Anyone who hates it should go back to laughing at cheap dreamwork movies
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Female 395
**Rule One! (Everyone) No Pooftahs!
Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to mal-treat the others in any way at all.. if there`s anybody watching.
Rule Three? (Everyone) No Pooftahs!!
Rule Four, now this term, I don`t want to catch anybody... not drinking.
Rule Five, (Everyone) No Pooftahs!
Rule Six, there is NO.... Rule Six.
Rule Seven, (Everyone) No Pooftahs!!** (Bruce`s sketch)
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Female 395
**Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is `Roger the Shrubber`. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. ** (Holy Grail)
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Female 395
**NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!! ** I just L O V E "monty python" they are SOO Funny !!!!!!!! and Michael Palin is MY favourite !!!!!!!! ** he`s just pining for the fjords** /dead parrot sketch )
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Male 1,014
WTF? I watch a great Python clip and then have to read three pages of posts about the definition of "race". I think you all need something constructive to do.
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Male 2,510
some good points in that link ^^^ i still say that race exists tho and you cant define it by skin colour alone :P
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Female 178
I love Monty Python, it always cracks me up.
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Female 531
[url=http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/first/race.html]Does race exisit?[/url]
Pro/con debate on the subject.
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Male 143
As long as we`re being technical, there`s no such thing as "race" the way it`s defined genetically. In order to be different races, two groups of people have to have significantly different DNA. No groups of humans- homo sapiens sapiens- have different enough DNA to be different races.
And Monty Python rules.
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Male 393
o and i think that beanboy was right, british is a nationality. im not saying i agreewith him i like some monty python but im just saying he was right when he said that british isnt a race.
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Female 531
Cheeseboy is 13. He`s only a child. He is repeating what he heard his parents saying, so cut him some slack. When he gets older, he will be more able to think for himself and not make such ridiculous statements such as the one he did.
As for the clip? F*cking hilarious. I don`t care how many times I watch it, I still crack up.
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Male 393
i thought that the US invented telephones, not the british? my mistake i guess
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Male 528
I dont know wats more amuzing, the walks, or the crazy british ppl laughing in the background
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Male 2,510
And coldphoenix, brithish isn`t a race...
you too young to comment on this if your going to come out with something as stupid as that.

so all of a sudden race is only determined by your skin colour? well my friend just because your white doesnt mean your an american, a brit or russian ect...Being racist is showing hatred toward a population of people, it doesnt by any means just apply to skin.

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Male 2,510
now i know why this is getting alot of comments because cheeseboy is a d*ckhead
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Male 321
My mommy says Im special.
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Male 38
OMG BEAN BOY GET OVER YOURSELF!!!! URE NOT THAT SPECIAL!!

CHEESEBOY - GO GROW SOME BALLS SO I CAN TEAR THEM OFF AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR NOSE

AND BUBBLEBUB - SHUT UP, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKIGN ABOUT

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Male 1,066
"i dont know why people think monty python is funny.... its just stupid! Anything made by British is stupid anyway..."

Thats why its funny. Becasue it stupid and hilarious. and you should be shot damn non-nice individual.

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Female 2
yay, drating hilarious, im gonna walk like that from now on!
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Male 321
And one more thing, why the hell is every teabagger getting mad because of what cheeseboy said? You guys say alot and way worse things about America
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Male 321
And coldphoenix, brithish isn`t a race...
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Male 321
...and british people say us Americans have bad humor...this was terriable, I rather stick with good ol` fart and fat jokes.
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Female 1,652
gotta love monty python
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Female 29
:-O there`s been a country war going on and i didn`t even know about it. but monty python is amazing. no question about it.
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Male 578
Can`t everyone just shut up and enjoy the silly walking?
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Male 1,265
bubblebubb - The problem that everyone sees with Cheeseboy`s comment is not that he didn`t like Monty Python. Fair enough, everyone has their tastes. The thing is, he said ANYthing made by the British is stupid, which is teetering on the edge of racist. It`s like saying anything made by Asian people is stupid. To elaborate on his comment, "Anything made by the British is stupid by virtue of the fact that it`s British."

Saying you don`t like British humour is indeed a valid comment. Making a derogatory (i.e. insulting) statement about Britain and the British in general, is intolerable.

Personally I think cheeseboy was just messing round, but racists deserve to be shot.

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Male 241
Hey... wasn`t Oz founded by all the British convicts? Hmm... So technically you hate your own country!
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Male 127
pretty funny.
and cheeseboy, im not from europe but i can still say shutup and think about what you say.
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Male 48
how can anyone not find monty python funny, have u even watched some of the films, british comedy rules, especially john cleese
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Female 339
oh yeah, and told he`s a cnt and "deserves to die in his own pool of spit"
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Female 339
"i dont know why people think monty python is funny.... its just stupid! Anything made by British is stupid anyway..."

I agree! And im british! :| I`ve never found monty python funny, and i dont see why this sketch is considered a "classic"??

And what`s all this about cheese boy being racist? So far he`s had his country taken the píss out of, been told he`s a ghay head, told he deserves to be shot, told to crawl in a hole and die... just for posting a vaild comment on british comedy?! Calm down guys!

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Male 2,720
effing funny with a capital eff.
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Male 354
Comedy classic!
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Male 123
Chesse boy you ghay head name me one thing funny from the land of oz then APART from your accsent you ghay head
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Female 529
Love Monty Python... but dead parrot, Lumberjack, and Spanish Inquisition sketches are the best :-P

And cheeseboy, go and crawl in your little hole and die.

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Female 538
I <3 Monty Python.. and i wanna watch moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! lolz
Satenya.
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Female 82
hahaha! That was hilarious John Cleese just cracks me up!

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Male 51
Haha this made my day, thanks :-D I love Monty Python, they`re hilarious; I`ve seen all their movies a couple of times; Life of Brian and Monty Python and the Holy Grail are my favourites :D of course the Meaning of Life is great too,

John Cleese and Michael Palin rules =D

And British humor is the best; it`s classic. I love the British. They`re superb.

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Male 152
Laughed my ass off.

"i dont know why people think monty python is funny.... its just stupid! Anything made by British is stupid anyway..."

You deserve to be shot for racism.

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Female 572
"Wasn`t Australia originally a penal colony for Britain? " yes it was;) they don`t like us to remind them of that. YOU`RE ALL CRIMINALS!! sorry j/k i love australians "no wairries moite"
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Female 17
Hilarity on my computer screen.
I love it.
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Male 2,567
Lol
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Male 221
Proving again that John Cleese is one of the funniest men in History.
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Female 1,972
Wasn`t Australia originally a penal colony for Britain?
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Female 455
Cheeseboy do you hate football, baseball and rugby and like the twenty other sports british people invented. (The British did invent baseball, it`s based on a game called rounders.) Do you also think sandwiches are stupid? I think telephones were invented by a british person too but i can`t remember. Sorry just had to vent a little anger there. Monty python rules especially the film `the life of Brian`- a must see.
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Male 20
oh almost forgot the telephone :P
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Male 20
yeah cheese boy so you think the tv is stupid and the bike, and the rotary steem engine and the adhesive stamp, fair enough thats silly but could you imgine us without it and plus the british used to rule your country so shup plz =]
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Male 664
Cheeseboy, you are a cnt. I would love to see you die in a pool of your own spit, you silly, silly little boy.
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Female 15
Oh, man, that`s priceless. It`s just what I needed in the middle of finals. I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail a couple nights ago and this is the perfect complement. :)
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Female 1,211
yes, australia loves you back, tambourine33:-P!
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Male 168
Hey cheeseboy, "Anything made by the British is stupid" ....well how about AUSTRALIA!

P.S. This does not reflect my own views, I love Australia and would love to go back.

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Female 207
this was done heaps better live at the hollywood bowl, has anyone seen that version?
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Female 2,220
OH JESUS
That is me that is.
Ahaha
I did a sketch on this for Drama once.
Went down superbly
=DD
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Female 1,382
I like Fawlty Towers better.
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Male 195
wow. I don`t really like python.
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Female 226
I`d prefer lumberjacks, dead parrots, spam, or the Bruce`s philosipher song.
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Male 1,407
Classic stuff! One of the greatest Python sketches. John Cleese is amazing. Too bad they clipped the ending.
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Male 2,958
Don`t get me wrong...this is funny, not REALLY funny, but funny. But why were those people laughing their asses off like that? From the second he did that over step that lady was wailing.
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Male 452
i dont know why people think monty python is funny.... its just stupid! Anything made by British is stupid anyway...
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Female 755
pretty funny stuff love Monty
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Male 57
Link: Ministry Of Silly Walks [Rate Link] - Classic Monty Python sketch.
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