Love Poem Generator

Submitted by: glow-worm 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/love-poem-generator.php

Love poems made easy for lazy people.
There are 34 comments:
Male 2
You can download love poems ( Spanish version) in Beautiful love poems
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Male 242
y is this in the funny section
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Female 1,120
thats odd did you see the horoscopes. Thats crazy.
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Male 2,294
Lust and love in the same sentence = Stupid.
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Female 349
With every moment of thy absence, I sit on a throne of pain, wearing a crown of blood

Oh my sweet love! To hold you. To touch you. To feel our tongues dancing together with ecstasy

For each second life is a game of survival, with only thoughts of fiery kisses from thy satin lips keeping me alive

My lustful murmurs of love will soon embrace thy ears, like a storm of delicate butterflies courting in the sunlight


Reminds me of Romeo and Juliet

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Female 86
If only I could carve out my heart and wrap for you as a present, of my LOVE...

sucks

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Male 567
this link is $hit

what a peom

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Female 818
What`s with the gigantic disclaimer? O.o
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Male 1,343
I lie on a bed of lust, on a pillow of tears, eternally bleeding from the cruelty of thy absence

I would die to feel thy velvet touch. Floating like a a cushion of air around my neck

I gaze upon thy jeweled eyes, with sinful thoughts of thy icy kisses upon my neck

Like hungry wolves, I, the predator feed upon the velvet whispers of thy silken hair. Hoping... praying...and forever dreaming


seems more like an emo-poem or a suicide note...

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Female 190
Lit by the scented candles of carnality, thy shadow, seductively flickers upon my heart

What creature would not die to sinfully explore every inch of thy rose-scented satin?

I bathe in sweet thoughts of your sensual embrace and of drinking the dripping aphrodisia from thy lips

For only one sip of thy poisonous lust, would damn the devil himself to everlasting carnal sin


I think I`m going to send this to a random person...

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Female 670
my poem:

Passion engulfs me with thy sweet scent of aphrodisia, and burning flames of desire

What creature would not die to sinfully explore every inch of thy rose-scented satin?

My thoughts dominated by your sweet love-drenched lips, like the gentle warm kiss of the rising sun

Like hungry wolves, I, the predator feed upon the velvet whispers of thy silken hair. Hoping... praying...and forever dreaming

similar to one of the above

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Female 1,252
With every moment of thy absence, I sit on a throne of pain, wearing a crown of blood

For the mere thought of sacred union between thy skin and mine, brings electric arcs of animalism within

Your gaze embraces mine, and my lips part with yours to drink the dripping nectar-like dew

Oh sweet envy of Aphrodite! Cast thy dagger of love into my heart and consume me with the flames of thy lust

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Male 1,866
this is going to come in handy...

oh i have a poem too..

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Male 2,294
Searing*
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Male 2,294
They can`t write for poo, I`ll take...3 minutes and write something on par with that crap:

Dog poo:

My mind is seering with unrequited love, that scorns me so with embers that flay my body.

I`ll be burnt to embers before I surrender to such a fate, I`ll have you, and my quest for you will not be belated any further.

I`ll quench my sore thrist with the rivers of plenty that reside within your ineffable pulchritude.

Prisoner indubitably, slave to thy heart, damned to be torn apart, in the great scheme of romance I am merely the seeker, and you will never be found.

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Actually, that`s better than the poo I`ve been reading.

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Female 254
Passion engulfs me with thy sweet scent of aphrodisia, and burning flames of desire

Each cloud-like touch of mine, dies to explore every inch of thy sacred valleys and holy arches

Oh heavenly love! Upon forbidden fruits, I long to sink my teeth. I the giver - You the taker

For only one sip of thy poisonous lust, would damn the devil himself to everlasting carnal sin


Nice one B-Hazard!

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Female 296
Agreed Boxtop, but the lame factor is what makes them funny!
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Male 651
Any idiot who thinks he can win someone`s heart with some sappy love poem shouldn`t be in a relationship at all. The fact that these poems were randomly generated doesn`t mask the fact that this generator is completely lame.
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Male 4
Got to agree with both lola and nerb. Nauseatingly hilarious. Anyone who says these poems are crap for being randomly generated should post links to better random poetry generators.
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Female 1,033
An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now

For a mere drop of thy poisonous seduction, would be enough to silence the wildest beast

A moments worth of hot kisses upon thy warm petals of aphrodisia, awakens the beast within

Fulfill thy own desires and help quench this humble servant`s thirst. I live, only to please you, my love

-Bertha Johnson, Kentucky, 87

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Male 1,521
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Female 296
Those poems were hilarious. And I now have a new idea for a story. Thank you, IAB for your amazing website finding abilities.

And beware S/J shippers of Stargate, I`m coming to haunt you!! *cackles*

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Female 192
Those poems were crap.
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Male 1,115
I... nevermind, better not to say anything at all if you cant say something..."nice"
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Male 207
With every moment of thy absence, I sit on a throne of pain, wearing a crown of blood

Mere gazes from neath thy silken shroud, awakening tingling electric arcs within me

Oh beautiful angel! How my lips burn for your moist kiss which is sweeter then nectar dripping from the earth`s most beautiful flower

It is with these words, I caress you, think of you, and cross oceans of time to love you

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Female 1,972
^^^^^^B-HAZARD IS THE OFFICIAL POET LAUREATE OF IAB!!!!!!
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Male 820
is it a good thing to say a girl has `Carnivorous eyes`???
pretty cruddy poems all in all
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Female 12
haha nice poem b-hazard its better than the link itself! :-)
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Male 2,958
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I`m not deep enough emotionally to understand these poems
So this link gets a two
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Female 1,972
YOUR POEM:
Carved upon my heart is the name of an angel who I`ve bled tears for again and again

For what creature would not cry out for thy velvet playful touch upon thirsty skin?

If I had a dying wish, it would be to stare into thy eyes and taste thy sugared lips, before bathing in your sweet scent

For now, I leave you with untold secrets, forged in heaven and whispered within dreams


I THINK I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE

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Male 104
f-uck you cheese boy, u rly do need to do sumthin better with your life
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Female 289
Hurruh! Finally the EASY way to send all those poems to my stalkees!
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Male 452
didnt look at the link... where is the love.
1st post w00t only reason i came here!
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Male 7
Link: Love Poem Generator [Rate Link] - Love poems made easy for lazy people.
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