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Date: 05/12/06 02:18 AM

34 Responses to Love Poem Generator

  1. Profile photo of glow-worm
    glow-worm Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    Link: Love Poem Generator - Love poems made easy for lazy people.
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    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 2:22 am
    didnt look at the link... where is the love.
    1st post w00t only reason i came here!
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    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 2:26 am
    Hurruh! Finally the EASY way to send all those poems to my stalkees!
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    minicabbage Male 13-17
    104 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 2:30 am
    f-uck you cheese boy, u rly do need to do sumthin better with your life
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 2:41 am
    YOUR POEM:
    Carved upon my heart is the name of an angel who I`ve bled tears for again and again

    For what creature would not cry out for thy velvet playful touch upon thirsty skin?

    If I had a dying wish, it would be to stare into thy eyes and taste thy sugared lips, before bathing in your sweet scent

    For now, I leave you with untold secrets, forged in heaven and whispered within dreams


    I THINK I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 2:55 am
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I`m not deep enough emotionally to understand these poems
    So this link gets a two
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    Ella123 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 2:59 am
    haha nice poem b-hazard its better than the link itself! :-)
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    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 4:24 am
    is it a good thing to say a girl has `Carnivorous eyes`???
    pretty cruddy poems all in all
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 5:53 am
    ^^^^^^B-HAZARD IS THE OFFICIAL POET LAUREATE OF IAB!!!!!!
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    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 8:33 am
    With every moment of thy absence, I sit on a throne of pain, wearing a crown of blood

    Mere gazes from neath thy silken shroud, awakening tingling electric arcs within me

    Oh beautiful angel! How my lips burn for your moist kiss which is sweeter then nectar dripping from the earth`s most beautiful flower

    It is with these words, I caress you, think of you, and cross oceans of time to love you

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    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 9:24 am
    I... nevermind, better not to say anything at all if you cant say something..."nice"
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    teeny0584 Female 18-29
    192 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 9:47 am
    Those poems were crap.
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    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 10:32 am
    Those poems were hilarious. And I now have a new idea for a story. Thank you, IAB for your amazing website finding abilities.

    And beware S/J shippers of Stargate, I`m coming to haunt you!! *cackles*

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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 11:10 am
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 1:14 pm
    An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now

    For a mere drop of thy poisonous seduction, would be enough to silence the wildest beast

    A moments worth of hot kisses upon thy warm petals of aphrodisia, awakens the beast within

    Fulfill thy own desires and help quench this humble servant`s thirst. I live, only to please you, my love

    -Bertha Johnson, Kentucky, 87

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    puregrain Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    Got to agree with both lola and nerb. Nauseatingly hilarious. Anyone who says these poems are crap for being randomly generated should post links to better random poetry generators.
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    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    Any idiot who thinks he can win someone`s heart with some sappy love poem shouldn`t be in a relationship at all. The fact that these poems were randomly generated doesn`t mask the fact that this generator is completely lame.
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    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 3:37 pm
    Agreed Boxtop, but the lame factor is what makes them funny!
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    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    Passion engulfs me with thy sweet scent of aphrodisia, and burning flames of desire

    Each cloud-like touch of mine, dies to explore every inch of thy sacred valleys and holy arches

    Oh heavenly love! Upon forbidden fruits, I long to sink my teeth. I the giver - You the taker

    For only one sip of thy poisonous lust, would damn the devil himself to everlasting carnal sin


    Nice one B-Hazard!

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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    They can`t write for poo, I`ll take...3 minutes and write something on par with that crap:

    Dog poo:

    My mind is seering with unrequited love, that scorns me so with embers that flay my body.

    I`ll be burnt to embers before I surrender to such a fate, I`ll have you, and my quest for you will not be belated any further.

    I`ll quench my sore thrist with the rivers of plenty that reside within your ineffable pulchritude.

    Prisoner indubitably, slave to thy heart, damned to be torn apart, in the great scheme of romance I am merely the seeker, and you will never be found.

    --

    Actually, that`s better than the poo I`ve been reading.

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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    Searing*
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 5:34 pm
    this is going to come in handy...

    oh i have a poem too..

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    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    With every moment of thy absence, I sit on a throne of pain, wearing a crown of blood

    For the mere thought of sacred union between thy skin and mine, brings electric arcs of animalism within

    Your gaze embraces mine, and my lips part with yours to drink the dripping nectar-like dew

    Oh sweet envy of Aphrodite! Cast thy dagger of love into my heart and consume me with the flames of thy lust

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    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    my poem:

    Passion engulfs me with thy sweet scent of aphrodisia, and burning flames of desire

    What creature would not die to sinfully explore every inch of thy rose-scented satin?

    My thoughts dominated by your sweet love-drenched lips, like the gentle warm kiss of the rising sun

    Like hungry wolves, I, the predator feed upon the velvet whispers of thy silken hair. Hoping... praying...and forever dreaming

    similar to one of the above

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    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    Lit by the scented candles of carnality, thy shadow, seductively flickers upon my heart

    What creature would not die to sinfully explore every inch of thy rose-scented satin?

    I bathe in sweet thoughts of your sensual embrace and of drinking the dripping aphrodisia from thy lips

    For only one sip of thy poisonous lust, would damn the devil himself to everlasting carnal sin


    I think I`m going to send this to a random person...

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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 7:45 pm
    I lie on a bed of lust, on a pillow of tears, eternally bleeding from the cruelty of thy absence

    I would die to feel thy velvet touch. Floating like a a cushion of air around my neck

    I gaze upon thy jeweled eyes, with sinful thoughts of thy icy kisses upon my neck

    Like hungry wolves, I, the predator feed upon the velvet whispers of thy silken hair. Hoping... praying...and forever dreaming


    seems more like an emo-poem or a suicide note...

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    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 7:46 pm
    What`s with the gigantic disclaimer? O.o
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    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 10:24 pm
    this link is $hit

    what a peom

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    floatinsinki Female 30-39
    86 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 11:46 pm
    If only I could carve out my heart and wrap for you as a present, of my LOVE...

    sucks

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    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    May 13, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    With every moment of thy absence, I sit on a throne of pain, wearing a crown of blood

    Oh my sweet love! To hold you. To touch you. To feel our tongues dancing together with ecstasy

    For each second life is a game of survival, with only thoughts of fiery kisses from thy satin lips keeping me alive

    My lustful murmurs of love will soon embrace thy ears, like a storm of delicate butterflies courting in the sunlight


    Reminds me of Romeo and Juliet

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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    May 13, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    Lust and love in the same sentence = Stupid.
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    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    May 14, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    thats odd did you see the horoscopes. Thats crazy.
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    pinner458 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    y is this in the funny section
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    locutor88 Male 50-59
    2 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 12:17 am
    You can download love poems ( Spanish version) in Beautiful love poems

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