Joan Rivers Completely Wasted

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment

Woah, she"s had a few too many.
There are 50 comments:
Female 403
painfully honest. " i know i`m sitting with important people, but i dont` know who the hell you are" i love this. all celebrities at this thing should be drunk, it would at leat make the acceptence speaches SO much more entertaining.
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Male 16
holy crap! i dont think shes acting, i9 think shes really smashed
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Female 204
"probably cos you americans only watch your own television... instead of viewing quality australian productions. (`cept rove. he`s not quality. rove sucks balls)"

Many Americans don`t watch Australian television because it`s not aired here all that often, if at all.

I remember visiting Oz and every movie available was American.. weird.

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Male 89
cruise and travolta are still scientologists cause they`re gonna be f*cked up the ass with scientology dildos if they leave, but cruise is making a gettaway, making a fool of himself so that scientology will disassociate with him.

eh, what was the topic about?

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Male 2,216
She`s hilarious. She`s not far from that when sober, and I love how honest she is, she once said "I`ve had so much surgery I`ve been tucked more than the beds at the Holiday Inn". I love her.

And looks like Australia copied the UK`s "Strictly Come Dancing". Deal or No Deal seems to be all over the world now, but I think the UK version of that is best too, cos its more tense and taken down to basics instead of a big glamorous gameshow.

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Female 588
"That`s funny, she was sincere.
I didn`t know who the drat were that people either."

probably cos you americans only watch your own television... instead of viewing quality australian productions. (`cept rove. he`s not quality. rove sucks balls)

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Male 664
"ANY sciencetologist is a HUGEE F**KING D I L D O !!!!!!!!! and tom cruise is the BIGGEST Wanker of all !!!!!!!! why didnt he just F**k himself ??? and i think Joan is pretty darn pathetic thats for sure !!!!"

That`s not childish at all.

Please add more exclamation points next time. I wasn`t embarrarassed to read that at all.

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Female 116
She seemed more high than drunk. You`d think she would slur and stumble a bit more. Or... it was an act. She was pretty witty, though.
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Female 695
lol, shes kinda scary, being drunk and being barbie`s grandma and all
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Female 395
ANY sciencetologist is a HUGEE F**KING D I L D O !!!!!!!!! and tom cruise is the BIGGEST Wanker of all !!!!!!!! why didnt he just F**k himself ??? and i think Joan is pretty darn pathetic thats for sure !!!!
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Female 193
that reminds me of anna nicole smith at the AMA`s a couple years ago - she couldn`t even talk hah!
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Male 462
That`s funny, she was sincere.
I didn`t know who the drat were that people either.
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Female 88
Ahahahaha!
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Male 40
"This is the ugliest award I have ever seen."
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Female 124

"I don`t know why the f*uck I`m here!" (audience applauds)
Wow.
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Female 380
Haha, I`ve never liked old Joan before this.
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Female 857
That actually made me laugh...
o.O
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Male 297
that`s hilarious!

I love Joan Rivers. someone needs to get that hammered at every awards show, and make them worth watching.

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Male 2,958
John Travolta is a scientologist, you can hate him for that.
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Male 88
Joan Rivers is not that bad. For her age she still has fun and is lucky enough to be given the grace to say whatever she wants. Few should be so lucky, and considering that she is unpolitical, she shouldnt be so hated unless your just annoyed by her. Oh yeah, actually I hate John Travolta for no good reason, but he`s an idiot. Wait, what was my point?
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Male 1,586
Hi, welcome to Hell. I`m Satan. I`ll give you the full tour in just a little bit, but first I`d like you to meet your wife for all eternity. That`s right. Joan Rivers. MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
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Male 108
The thing is, once upon a time, she was a pioneer in comedy. Waaay back when it was a man`s game. She was the first to do the clubs, host a late night talk show, all that. Now, she`s just a pathetic parody of her former self with too many facelifts. Sad, really.
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Male 194
"Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:48:23 AM
Joan Rivers used to be famous but now just interviews stars, lol I think."

hehe... you can tell who eatches family guy

lol


F*CK

hehehehehe

*kills self*

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Male 731
I`ve always despised her! Screwing herself out of the Tonight Show was America`s greatest moment.. and it`s all be DOOOWWWWNhill from there! ..bitch
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Female 395
that is just so sad.. making a complete fool of herself on tv.. thank goodness it wasnt shown in the States or here in Canada !!! the woman is 73 and looks even older cause of all the plastic surgery .. thats freakin` sad for sure !!!! un freaking natural !!!!
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Female 395
Wtf ????? that is totally Stupid !!!! what a stupid bitch !!!! why didnt they just get her off the stage ?? i feel sorry for that guy thats with her too..
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Male 75
If the hosts of award shows here in the U.S. acted like her, I`d actually watch them! Hilarious!
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Female 1,463
cringe
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Male 161
^^ George Bush would make a better idol then her.

Hell, a stick would make a better idol then her.

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Female 36
joan rivers is now my favorite person ever.
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Male 20
Quote by bigoldjeffry:
Wellsaid, headseed.
Joan Rivers is an insipid waste of manufactured flesh. Her diatribes on E! are nothing more than the dying wheezes of this piece of trash. She`s always been a nothing and always will be a nothing.
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You just described everybody on E! - lol

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Female 184
yep bigoldjeffry, all that i`m sure.......and totally wasted. lol!
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Male 594
Wellsaid, headseed.

Joan Rivers is an insipid waste of manufactured flesh. Her diatribes on E! are nothing more than the dying wheezes of this piece of trash. She`s always been a nothing and always will be a nothing.

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Male 370
vulgar, disgusting, sycophantic cadaver
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Male 1,115
Lol, she was completely gone to loony land.
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Female 572
I`m surprised they didn`t take her off the stage... that was some fine embarrasing behaviour. :-P
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Male 7
LMAO...
i love eddie`s look...he just looks completely pissed off...
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Male 737
Woah, she is actually completely sh*t-faced.
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Male 1,521
Oh my Gush! She realy is totally wasted!
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Male 75
Haha, she`s fun! :D I think she`s just a bit crazy ;)
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Male 26
^^ she was a presenter.
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Male 1,407
Seriously, why is Joan Rivers there?
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Female 2
Best bit of the Logies, even better than John Wood finally winning Gold!
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Male 80
That made me laugh. Of course aussies know who Joan Rivers is. But everything on this was hilarious.
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Female 266
Joan Rivers used to be famous but now just interviews stars, lol I think.
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Male 2,958
Yup. Wasted.
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Male 90
she is totally waxed.
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Male 1,152
ha drunken cerlebraties at there fine-ist...lmao at her spitting all over the mic.

Who the hell is Joan Rivers anyway? Seems familure but cant place my finger on it

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Male 471
Dang, I`m surprised that the alcohol isn`t counteracting with the botox.


Oh, and obligitory FIRST!!

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Male 10,115
Link: Joan Rivers Completely Wasted [Rate Link] - Woah, she`s had a few too many.
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