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Date: 05/24/06 02:05 AM

50 Responses to Joan Rivers Completely Wasted

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 1:16 am
    Link: Joan Rivers Completely Wasted - Woah, she`s had a few too many.
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    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:10 am
    Dang, I`m surprised that the alcohol isn`t counteracting with the botox.


    Oh, and obligitory FIRST!!

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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:19 am
    ha drunken cerlebraties at there fine-ist...lmao at her spitting all over the mic.

    Who the hell is Joan Rivers anyway? Seems familure but cant place my finger on it

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    acehigh Male 30-39
    90 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:20 am
    she is totally waxed.
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:21 am
    Yup. Wasted.
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    Erin24 Female 13-17
    266 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:48 am
    Joan Rivers used to be famous but now just interviews stars, lol I think.
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    new_zeeland_ Male 13-17
    80 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 3:07 am
    That made me laugh. Of course aussies know who Joan Rivers is. But everything on this was hilarious.
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    Ally81 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 3:18 am
    Best bit of the Logies, even better than John Wood finally winning Gold!
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2006 at 3:45 am
    Seriously, why is Joan Rivers there?
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    DaddyIssues Male 18-29
    26 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:39 am
    ^^ she was a presenter.
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    chain83 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:50 am
    Haha, she`s fun! :D I think she`s just a bit crazy ;)
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 5:19 am
    Oh my Gush! She realy is totally wasted!
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    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 5:46 am
    Woah, she is actually completely sh*t-faced.
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    TheNathan Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 6:26 am
    LMAO...
    i love eddie`s look...he just looks completely pissed off...
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    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 8:20 am
    I`m surprised they didn`t take her off the stage... that was some fine embarrasing behaviour. :-P
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    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2006 at 8:23 am
    Lol, she was completely gone to loony land.
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    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 9:41 am
    vulgar, disgusting, sycophantic cadaver
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 9:48 am
    Wellsaid, headseed.

    Joan Rivers is an insipid waste of manufactured flesh. Her diatribes on E! are nothing more than the dying wheezes of this piece of trash. She`s always been a nothing and always will be a nothing.

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    Pyreamagic Female 13-17
    185 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 10:14 am
    yep bigoldjeffry, all that i`m sure.......and totally wasted. lol!
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    theorion Male 40-49
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    May 24, 2006 at 10:59 am
    Quote by bigoldjeffry:
    Wellsaid, headseed.
    Joan Rivers is an insipid waste of manufactured flesh. Her diatribes on E! are nothing more than the dying wheezes of this piece of trash. She`s always been a nothing and always will be a nothing.
    ---------------------------------

    You just described everybody on E! - lol

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    julia__m Female 13-17
    36 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 12:33 pm
    joan rivers is now my favorite person ever.
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    TCK15 Male 13-17
    161 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    ^^ George Bush would make a better idol then her.

    Hell, a stick would make a better idol then her.

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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 1:25 pm
    cringe
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    Doppel Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2006 at 2:46 pm
    If the hosts of award shows here in the U.S. acted like her, I`d actually watch them! Hilarious!
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    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:04 pm
    Wtf ????? that is totally Stupid !!!! what a stupid bitch !!!! why didnt they just get her off the stage ?? i feel sorry for that guy thats with her too..
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    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    that is just so sad.. making a complete fool of herself on tv.. thank goodness it wasnt shown in the States or here in Canada !!! the woman is 73 and looks even older cause of all the plastic surgery .. thats freakin` sad for sure !!!! un freaking natural !!!!
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    randyintwin Male 50-59
    730 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    I`ve always despised her! Screwing herself out of the Tonight Show was America`s greatest moment.. and it`s all be DOOOWWWWNhill from there! ..bitch
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    elroy72 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    "Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:48:23 AM
    Joan Rivers used to be famous but now just interviews stars, lol I think."

    hehe... you can tell who eatches family guy

    lol


    F*CK

    hehehehehe

    *kills self*

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    gogozilla Male 30-39
    108 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    The thing is, once upon a time, she was a pioneer in comedy. Waaay back when it was a man`s game. She was the first to do the clubs, host a late night talk show, all that. Now, she`s just a pathetic parody of her former self with too many facelifts. Sad, really.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    Hi, welcome to Hell. I`m Satan. I`ll give you the full tour in just a little bit, but first I`d like you to meet your wife for all eternity. That`s right. Joan Rivers. MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
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    Robbie331 Male 18-29
    88 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 6:29 pm
    Joan Rivers is not that bad. For her age she still has fun and is lucky enough to be given the grace to say whatever she wants. Few should be so lucky, and considering that she is unpolitical, she shouldnt be so hated unless your just annoyed by her. Oh yeah, actually I hate John Travolta for no good reason, but he`s an idiot. Wait, what was my point?
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    John Travolta is a scientologist, you can hate him for that.
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    Jake-BackMT Male 18-29
    297 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 7:04 pm
    that`s hilarious!

    I love Joan Rivers. someone needs to get that hammered at every awards show, and make them worth watching.

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    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 8:11 pm
    That actually made me laugh...
    o.O
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 8:13 pm
    Haha, I`ve never liked old Joan before this.
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    kittenpants Female 30-39
    124 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 8:58 pm

    "I don`t know why the f*uck I`m here!" (audience applauds)
    Wow.
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    nondescripti Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    "This is the ugliest award I have ever seen."
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    Shickawow Female 13-17
    88 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 10:19 pm
    Ahahahaha!
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    gregor_samsa Male 18-29
    462 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 11:10 pm
    That`s funny, she was sincere.
    I didn`t know who the drat were that people either.
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    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 11:32 pm
    that reminds me of anna nicole smith at the AMA`s a couple years ago - she couldn`t even talk hah!
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    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 12:23 am
    ANY sciencetologist is a HUGEE F**KING D I L D O !!!!!!!!! and tom cruise is the BIGGEST Wanker of all !!!!!!!! why didnt he just F**k himself ??? and i think Joan is pretty darn pathetic thats for sure !!!!
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    irred Female 13-17
    695 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 12:36 am
    lol, shes kinda scary, being drunk and being barbie`s grandma and all
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    IckBee Female 18-29
    116 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 1:42 am
    She seemed more high than drunk. You`d think she would slur and stumble a bit more. Or... it was an act. She was pretty witty, though.
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    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    "ANY sciencetologist is a HUGEE F**KING D I L D O !!!!!!!!! and tom cruise is the BIGGEST Wanker of all !!!!!!!! why didnt he just F**k himself ??? and i think Joan is pretty darn pathetic thats for sure !!!!"

    That`s not childish at all.

    Please add more exclamation points next time. I wasn`t embarrarassed to read that at all.

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    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 9:32 am
    "That`s funny, she was sincere.
    I didn`t know who the drat were that people either."

    probably cos you americans only watch your own television... instead of viewing quality australian productions. (`cept rove. he`s not quality. rove sucks balls)

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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 9:41 am
    She`s hilarious. She`s not far from that when sober, and I love how honest she is, she once said "I`ve had so much surgery I`ve been tucked more than the beds at the Holiday Inn". I love her.

    And looks like Australia copied the UK`s "Strictly Come Dancing". Deal or No Deal seems to be all over the world now, but I think the UK version of that is best too, cos its more tense and taken down to basics instead of a big glamorous gameshow.

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    cappez Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 10:59 am
    cruise and travolta are still scientologists cause they`re gonna be f*cked up the ass with scientology dildos if they leave, but cruise is making a gettaway, making a fool of himself so that scientology will disassociate with him.

    eh, what was the topic about?

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    oSunShyne1o Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 27, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    "probably cos you americans only watch your own television... instead of viewing quality australian productions. (`cept rove. he`s not quality. rove sucks balls)"

    Many Americans don`t watch Australian television because it`s not aired here all that often, if at all.

    I remember visiting Oz and every movie available was American.. weird.

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    wHiTeCuBaN13 Male 13-17
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    May 28, 2006 at 7:59 pm
    holy crap! i dont think shes acting, i9 think shes really smashed
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    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 2:36 am
    painfully honest. " i know i`m sitting with important people, but i dont` know who the hell you are" i love this. all celebrities at this thing should be drunk, it would at leat make the acceptence speaches SO much more entertaining.

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