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Date: 05/30/06 02:33 AM

98 Responses to Inside vending machines

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 1:17 am
    Link: Inside vending machines - Ever wonder what they look like on the inside?
  2. Profile photo of GardenBoy
    GardenBoy Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 1:30 am
    Hehe funny.
  3. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 2:38 am
    nice marketing
  4. Profile photo of Rockstrongo
    Rockstrongo Male 13-17
    331 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 2:38 am
    awesome add
  5. Profile photo of Rockstrongo
    Rockstrongo Male 13-17
    331 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 2:39 am
    i did not misspell.... i mean awesome addition to the collection of entertainment.... yeah i did misspell hahaha
  6. Profile photo of KuroroHorumu
    KuroroHorumu Male 13-17
    9 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 2:42 am
    That looks like a really fun job...
    If only you could sit down... :(
  7. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 2:49 am
    looks like an ATM machine to me.....
  8. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 2:57 am
    so THAT`S what`s inside those boxes! i knew that machines didn`t do the work. PEOPLE! thats who gives you your stuff! a-hah!
  9. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:05 am
    clever
  10. Profile photo of samemo
    samemo Male 13-17
    401 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:05 am
    lol... great idea
  11. Profile photo of 1492lost
    1492lost Female 13-17
    60 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:09 am
    funny
  12. Profile photo of freakydelish
    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:14 am
    nice idea hahah
  13. Profile photo of Kalibunkle
    Kalibunkle Female 18-29
    77 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:40 am
    lol thats really good
  14. Profile photo of leedham
    leedham Male 13-17
    17 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:48 am
    thats a good idea i like never have thought about whats inside those machines though
  15. Profile photo of hobasteritch
    hobasteritch Female 13-17
    64 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:59 am
    I can see it now MOMMY,MOMMY there ARE people in the coffee machines
  16. Profile photo of shardonnay
    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:00 am
    AAAH! BRILLIANT!
    HA. Vending machine out of hot chocolate. NO. The dude inside has just gone for his break.
    I knew it.
  17. Profile photo of Jazz5490
    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:05 am
    lol love it!
  18. Profile photo of Exl249
    Exl249 Male 13-17
    111 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:23 am
    hmmm...I always knew there was something inside there!!
  19. Profile photo of bec_c
    bec_c Female 13-17
    48 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:28 am
    Woah, What great marketing. Brilliant advertisment
  20. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:32 am
    Good one! Somehow sad! Life is to short for the wrong Job! almost all the regular jobs are crap!
  21. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:10 am
    That`s a really big ATM.
  22. Profile photo of Xxayna
    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:42 am
    Oh how I love creative advertising!
  23. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:44 am
    lol
  24. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:57 am
    I`d buy whatever they were advertising.

    If i knew what it was.

  25. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 7:06 am
    ^I think it`s a job searching organisation, which you can`t really buy! Not that it matters but I don`t think these adverts are really there, they look PHotoshoped!!1221! lol I know it doesn`t matter they`re still funny
  26. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 7:49 am
    lol clever
  27. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 8:11 am
    very smart, i like it
  28. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 8:13 am
    lol
  29. Profile photo of xXkimXx
    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 8:21 am
    "I`d buy whatever they were advertising.
    If i knew what it was."

    They are saying that life is too short to be in the wrong job. Beng the person inside a vending machine (used as a metaphor) is throwing away your life. they are telling you to get better jobs.

    And Guinstar they are obviously not real, but i think they may be on the side of the vending machines on pieces of card or soemthing.

  30. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 8:42 am
    Explains why I got an opened Rubber Wrapper out of that machine...did I type that outloud??

    $%#!

  31. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 8:42 am
    Guess his girlfriend came to visit him at work.
  32. Profile photo of Kainonis
    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 8:53 am
    I love it. XD
  33. Profile photo of MilkyFan
    MilkyFan Female 13-17
    125 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 9:22 am
    Excellent :D
  34. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 9:24 am
    OMG This was hilarious!!!!!! Great post!!!!
  35. Profile photo of Blue_Wild
    Blue_Wild Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 9:42 am
    *punches in amount*
    ATM - "I`m sorry, you are overdrawn"
    Me - "F*ck you machine"
    ATM - "No.....F*ck YOU!"
    Me - "wha...?"
  36. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 9:56 am
    Yeah, I used to have that job, the conditions were awful, but the pay was quite good. Often repetitive at times though.
  37. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 10:08 am
    Good paintings. Thats neat I wonder where this is taking place.
  38. Profile photo of djdaphalgan
    djdaphalgan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 10:33 am
    My job seems nit si crappy any more...
  39. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 10:58 am
    good stuff
  40. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 11:42 am
    very realistic!
  41. Profile photo of bjbj1991
    bjbj1991 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 12:02 pm
    LOL, Im not sure if the second one is thaat bad of a job. You never know what people do in there.
  42. Profile photo of MEW3
    MEW3 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 12:11 pm
    lol
  43. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    Ach so! Those vendor people wouldn`t be able to fit into the vending machines at my college, though. Unless they were gnomes.
  44. Profile photo of JustMarc
    JustMarc Male 18-29
    731 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 2:56 pm
    Not one of those people inside can make a good cup of coffee.
  45. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
  46. Profile photo of jmcclure
    jmcclure Male 13-17
    133 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 3:12 pm
    I feel using subservient animals like on the flinstones is funnier. They should have shown animals doing work on the inside.
  47. Profile photo of shellbullet
    shellbullet Male 18-29
    153 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    brilliant ads
  48. Profile photo of shellbullet
    shellbullet Male 18-29
    153 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 3:49 pm
    what was the website again?

    /kidding, kidding

  49. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    What they didn`t say was that once you get inside, you can`t get out!
  50. Profile photo of Neglectful
    Neglectful Male 18-29
    59 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:23 pm
    very clever. good stuff.
  51. Profile photo of iwillpokeu
    iwillpokeu Female 13-17
    272 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    funnieh yay
  52. Profile photo of iwillpokeu
    iwillpokeu Female 13-17
    272 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    AFTERSHOCK
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    322 Posts Tuesday, May 30, 2006 3:04:34 PM
    PHOTOSHOPPED!!!


    god you must be retarded

  53. Profile photo of MiguelGrim
    MiguelGrim Male 13-17
    80 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    I want that job!!! I always knew people weren`t smart enough to create machines that work by themselves!
  54. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:11 pm
    if i worked in one of those boxes, i would crap in the coffea or the food or whatever
  55. Profile photo of LPAkira
    LPAkira Male 13-17
    213 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    Those are very creative.
  56. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    its like that Canadian Pepsi ad, but it passed years ago...
  57. Profile photo of the_slim_man
    the_slim_man Male 13-17
    1 post
    May 30, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    It looks so real

    Like they are acctually in side. lol

  58. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    Nice thinking!

    I only read a few on the first page of comments but I would like to say that I really do hate the person who cried photoshoped.

  59. Profile photo of Megan3445
    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    those look really real! cool way of advertising
  60. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:05 pm
    Tuesday, May 30, 2006 4:37:05 PM
    AFTERSHOCK
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    322 Posts Tuesday, May 30, 2006 3:04:34 PM
    PHOTOSHOPPED!!!

    god you must be retarded


    LMAO IWILLPOKEU, SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT...
    Tuesday, May 30, 2006 5:52:33 PM
    Nice thinking!
    I only read a few on the first page of comments but I would like to say that I really do hate the person who cried photoshoped.
    HOVALADY411
    YOU`RE ALL NUMBNUTZ!!! GET OFF MY CASE!!!

  61. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    "Yeah, I used to have that job, the conditions were awful, but the pay was quite good. Often repetitive at times though."

    AWSOME!Where do I sign up?

  62. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    "YOU`RE ALL NUMBNUTZ!!! GET OFF MY CASE!!!"

    Lol, numbnutz.

  63. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:50 pm
    nice idea
  64. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    those are rad.
  65. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 7:19 pm
    Roflmfao!!!
  66. Profile photo of HairyEyeball
    HairyEyeball Male 13-17
    451 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 7:29 pm
    haha
  67. Profile photo of lapeirce_16
    lapeirce_16 Female 18-29
    66 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 8:14 pm
    Lol, that`s hillarious. Would make me take a double or even triple take if I walked by a machine and it looked like someone was inside.
  68. Profile photo of perfectly_me
    perfectly_me Female 13-17
    314 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 8:51 pm
    You can just imagine bumping into one of them and saying excuse me. x)
  69. Profile photo of red-sky
    red-sky Female 13-17
    10 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 9:02 pm
    A very clever and creative advertisment.
    BTW kids, thats what school is for.
  70. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    haha very nice.
  71. Profile photo of peppyprep
    peppyprep Female 13-17
    476 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    that`s an atm.
  72. Profile photo of 7mile
    7mile Male 70 & Over
    323 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    I worked at one of those.
  73. Profile photo of CallMeBri
    CallMeBri Female 13-17
    7 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    Pretty funny. I like the message.
  74. Profile photo of llamakilla0
    llamakilla0 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 10:08 pm
    lol. i wonder how they`d go to the bathroom...
  75. Profile photo of kittiechick
    kittiechick Female 18-29
    57 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    How appropriate is it that I just got done watching Office Space?
  76. Profile photo of gamergabber
    gamergabber Male 13-17
    8 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 10:48 pm
    LOL, thats awesome :-P
  77. Profile photo of Taurus0519
    Taurus0519 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 11:41 pm
    That`s hilarious.
  78. Profile photo of ibigfire
    ibigfire Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 12:17 am
    "^I think it`s a job searching organisation, which you can`t really buy! Not that it matters but I don`t think these adverts are really there, they look PHotoshoped!!1221! lol I know it doesn`t matter they`re still funny"

    I think you`re photoshopped.

  79. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 5:12 am
    OoOoO, ahhhhh, the last one dosent make sence to me.
  80. Profile photo of supa_gal
    supa_gal Female 13-17
    114 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 6:19 am
    lol what a fun job...
  81. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 9:23 am
    they`re pretty funny!! but seriously why cant they put notes in the atms.....like in the uk the smallest they stock is £10 which sucks if u only want £5 but i was at this atm and i punched in £10 and it gave me £5 x 2 but i could get just one £5 note....now i know why.....there is a guy in the machine trying to piss me off!! hahaha this still crakcs me up
    and yer....wat shall i have for supper today??

  82. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 9:23 am
    That`s my last duchess painted on the wall,
    Looking as if she were alive. I call
    That piece a wonder, now: Frà Pandolf`s hands
    Worked busily a day, and there she stands.
    Will`t please you sit and look at her? I said
    "Frà Pandolf" by design, for never read
    Strangers like you that pictured countenance,
    The depth and passion of its earnest glance,
    But to myself they turned (since none puts by
    The curtain I have drawn for you, but I)
    And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst,
    How such a glance came there; so, not the first
    Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, `twas not
    Her husband`s presence only, called that spot
    Of joy into the Duchess` cheek: perhaps
    Frà Pandolf chanced to say "Her mantle laps
    "Over my lady`s wrist too much," or "Paint
    "Must never hope to reproduce the faint
    "Half-flush that dies along her throat": such stuff
    Was courtesy, she thought, and cause enough
  83. Profile photo of Crazy-X-
    Crazy-X- Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    It`s ironic, because thats what it feels like working inside a Cubicle.

    I know thats what the inside of vending machines look like, I should know, I work in one!

    :D:DDD:D:D:D:DPOMPIUv04-097

  84. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    BRILLIANT.
  85. Profile photo of holybagel
    holybagel Female 18-29
    43 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    __________________________
    That`s my last duchess painted on the wall,
    Looking as if she were alive. I call
    That piece a wonder, now: Frà Pandolf`s hands
    Worked busily a day, and there she stands.
    ___________________

    my god, that poem caused me much grief in A Level english lit..why do poets insist on write such long damn poems about nothing?

  86. Profile photo of MichaelR
    MichaelR Male 13-17
    30 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    I`m bummed. I was expecting to see the machinery inside. :-(
  87. Profile photo of Mudginator
    Mudginator Female 18-29
    90 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    Isn`t that an ATM Machine?
  88. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    June 2, 2006 at 5:42 pm
    XD *Falls over laughing*
  89. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    June 3, 2006 at 2:16 am
    very creative and realistic
  90. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    June 4, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    hey billy-bawb i did that poem in my eng- lit exam last week!!
  91. Profile photo of Skooshy
    Skooshy Female 13-17
    75 posts
    June 4, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    So that`s why the hot chocolate never comes out.
    THEY HATE ME! ALL OF THEM!
  92. Profile photo of lizbrowne12
    lizbrowne12 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    August 22, 2006 at 10:45 am
    thats sweet
  93. Profile photo of gilly_60
    gilly_60 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 1:07 am
    good advertisement, lol dont know why there is lke photo devolping stuff in the soda machine...
  94. Profile photo of 3622785
    3622785 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    September 5, 2006 at 6:39 pm
    I`d just steal the people`s money (like they all do)
  95. Profile photo of Krazymonkey
    Krazymonkey Female 13-17
    9 posts
    September 14, 2006 at 12:15 am
    that was pretty funny:-)
  96. Profile photo of Ravenclawd69
    Ravenclawd69 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    December 27, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    That invokes my clausterophobia
  97. Profile photo of salamandra
    salamandra Male 13-17
    49 posts
    April 10, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    vending machine(me working in it):sorry but we are out of hot chockolate*doesn`t return money*
    buyer: !#$& !@$& !#$&
    me:sir if you are going to curse on a machine you maybe retarded i suggest this hospital*prints out ad*
    buyer:what the fu...
  98. Profile photo of LUVPEACE90
    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    July 7, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    LOL ROFLMAO wait its not that funny
    but it is funny
    luv it

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