Inside vending machines

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

Ever wonder what they look like on the inside?
There are 98 comments:
Female 348
LOL ROFLMAO wait its not that funny
but it is funny
luv it
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Male 49
vending machine(me working in it):sorry but we are out of hot chockolate*doesn`t return money*
buyer: !#$& [email protected]$& !#$&
me:sir if you are going to curse on a machine you maybe retarded i suggest this hospital*prints out ad*
buyer:what the fu...
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Female 106
That invokes my clausterophobia
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Female 9
that was pretty funny:-)
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Male 144
I`d just steal the people`s money (like they all do)
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Male 108
good advertisement, lol dont know why there is lke photo devolping stuff in the soda machine...
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Female 12
thats sweet
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Female 75
So that`s why the hot chocolate never comes out.
THEY HATE ME! ALL OF THEM!
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Female 572
hey billy-bawb i did that poem in my eng- lit exam last week!!
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Male 747
very creative and realistic
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Female 1,572
XD *Falls over laughing*
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Female 90
Isn`t that an ATM Machine?
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Male 30
I`m bummed. I was expecting to see the machinery inside. :-(
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Female 43
__________________________
That`s my last duchess painted on the wall,
Looking as if she were alive. I call
That piece a wonder, now: Frà Pandolf`s hands
Worked busily a day, and there she stands.
___________________

my god, that poem caused me much grief in A Level english lit..why do poets insist on write such long damn poems about nothing?

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Female 2,220
BRILLIANT.
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Male 58
It`s ironic, because thats what it feels like working inside a Cubicle.

I know thats what the inside of vending machines look like, I should know, I work in one!

:D:DDD:D:D:D:DPOMPIUv04-097

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Male 331
That`s my last duchess painted on the wall,
Looking as if she were alive. I call
That piece a wonder, now: Frà Pandolf`s hands
Worked busily a day, and there she stands.
Will`t please you sit and look at her? I said
"Frà Pandolf" by design, for never read
Strangers like you that pictured countenance,
The depth and passion of its earnest glance,
But to myself they turned (since none puts by
The curtain I have drawn for you, but I)
And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst,
How such a glance came there; so, not the first
Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, `twas not
Her husband`s presence only, called that spot
Of joy into the Duchess` cheek: perhaps
Frà Pandolf chanced to say "Her mantle laps
"Over my lady`s wrist too much," or "Paint
"Must never hope to reproduce the faint
"Half-flush that dies along her throat": such stuff
Was courtesy, she thought, and cause enough
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Male 331
they`re pretty funny!! but seriously why cant they put notes in the atms.....like in the uk the smallest they stock is £10 which sucks if u only want £5 but i was at this atm and i punched in £10 and it gave me £5 x 2 but i could get just one £5 note....now i know why.....there is a guy in the machine trying to piss me off!! hahaha this still crakcs me up
and yer....wat shall i have for supper today??

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Female 114
lol what a fun job...
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Male 1,152
OoOoO, ahhhhh, the last one dosent make sence to me.
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Male 289
"^I think it`s a job searching organisation, which you can`t really buy! Not that it matters but I don`t think these adverts are really there, they look PHotoshoped!!1221! lol I know it doesn`t matter they`re still funny"

I think you`re photoshopped.

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Female 2
That`s hilarious.
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Male 8
LOL, thats awesome :-P
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Female 57
How appropriate is it that I just got done watching Office Space?
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Female 230
lol. i wonder how they`d go to the bathroom...
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Female 7
Pretty funny. I like the message.
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Male 323
I worked at one of those.
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Female 476
that`s an atm.
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Female 961
haha very nice.
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Female 10
A very clever and creative advertisment.
BTW kids, thats what school is for.
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Female 314
You can just imagine bumping into one of them and saying excuse me. x)
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Female 66
Lol, that`s hillarious. Would make me take a double or even triple take if I walked by a machine and it looked like someone was inside.
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Male 451
haha
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Male 743
Roflmfao!!!
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Female 509
those are rad.
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Male 1,383
nice idea
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Male 506
"YOU`RE ALL NUMBNUTZ!!! GET OFF MY CASE!!!"

Lol, numbnutz.

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Male 506
"Yeah, I used to have that job, the conditions were awful, but the pay was quite good. Often repetitive at times though."

AWSOME!Where do I sign up?

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Male 2,781
Tuesday, May 30, 2006 4:37:05 PM
AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
322 Posts Tuesday, May 30, 2006 3:04:34 PM
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!

god you must be retarded


LMAO IWILLPOKEU, SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT...
Tuesday, May 30, 2006 5:52:33 PM
Nice thinking!
I only read a few on the first page of comments but I would like to say that I really do hate the person who cried photoshoped.
HOVALADY411
YOU`RE ALL NUMBNUTZ!!! GET OFF MY CASE!!!

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Female 193
those look really real! cool way of advertising
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Female 1,262
Nice thinking!

I only read a few on the first page of comments but I would like to say that I really do hate the person who cried photoshoped.

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Male 1
It looks so real

Like they are acctually in side. lol

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Male 919
its like that Canadian Pepsi ad, but it passed years ago...
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Male 213
Those are very creative.
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Male 393
if i worked in one of those boxes, i would crap in the coffea or the food or whatever
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Male 80
I want that job!!! I always knew people weren`t smart enough to create machines that work by themselves!
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Female 272
AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
322 Posts Tuesday, May 30, 2006 3:04:34 PM
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!


god you must be retarded

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Female 272
funnieh yay
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Male 59
very clever. good stuff.
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Male 1,085
What they didn`t say was that once you get inside, you can`t get out!
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Male 152
what was the website again?

/kidding, kidding

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Male 152
brilliant ads
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Male 133
I feel using subservient animals like on the flinstones is funnier. They should have shown animals doing work on the inside.
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Male 2,781
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
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Male 731
Not one of those people inside can make a good cup of coffee.
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Male 2,605
Ach so! Those vendor people wouldn`t be able to fit into the vending machines at my college, though. Unless they were gnomes.
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Male 9
lol
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Male 129
LOL, Im not sure if the second one is thaat bad of a job. You never know what people do in there.
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Female 1,784
very realistic!
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Male 1,083
good stuff
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Male 75
My job seems nit si crappy any more...
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Female 1,120
Good paintings. Thats neat I wonder where this is taking place.
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Female 811
Yeah, I used to have that job, the conditions were awful, but the pay was quite good. Often repetitive at times though.
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Male 22
*punches in amount*
ATM - "I`m sorry, you are overdrawn"
Me - "F*ck you machine"
ATM - "No.....F*ck YOU!"
Me - "wha...?"
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Male 1,115
OMG This was hilarious!!!!!! Great post!!!!
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Female 125
Excellent :D
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Male 243
I love it. XD
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Male 1,039
Guess his girlfriend came to visit him at work.
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Male 1,039
Explains why I got an opened Rubber Wrapper out of that machine...did I type that outloud??

$%#!

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Female 413
"I`d buy whatever they were advertising.
If i knew what it was."

They are saying that life is too short to be in the wrong job. Beng the person inside a vending machine (used as a metaphor) is throwing away your life. they are telling you to get better jobs.

And Guinstar they are obviously not real, but i think they may be on the side of the vending machines on pieces of card or soemthing.

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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 820
very smart, i like it
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Female 1,463
lol clever
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Female 572
^I think it`s a job searching organisation, which you can`t really buy! Not that it matters but I don`t think these adverts are really there, they look PHotoshoped!!1221! lol I know it doesn`t matter they`re still funny
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Male 1,478
I`d buy whatever they were advertising.

If i knew what it was.

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Female 449
lol
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Female 316
Oh how I love creative advertising!
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Male 2,216
That`s a really big ATM.
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Male 1,521
Good one! Somehow sad! Life is to short for the wrong Job! almost all the regular jobs are crap!
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Female 48
Woah, What great marketing. Brilliant advertisment
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Male 111
hmmm...I always knew there was something inside there!!
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Female 290
lol love it!
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Female 289
AAAH! BRILLIANT!
HA. Vending machine out of hot chocolate. NO. The dude inside has just gone for his break.
I knew it.
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Female 64
I can see it now MOMMY,MOMMY there ARE people in the coffee machines
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Male 17
thats a good idea i like never have thought about whats inside those machines though
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Female 77
lol thats really good
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Female 104
nice idea hahah
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Female 60
funny
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Male 401
lol... great idea
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Male 761
clever
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Female 665
so THAT`S what`s inside those boxes! i knew that machines didn`t do the work. PEOPLE! thats who gives you your stuff! a-hah!
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Male 2,703
looks like an ATM machine to me.....
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Male 9
That looks like a really fun job...
If only you could sit down... :(
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Male 331
i did not misspell.... i mean awesome addition to the collection of entertainment.... yeah i did misspell hahaha
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Male 331
awesome add
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Female 1,033
nice marketing
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Male 5
Hehe funny.
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Male 10,115
Link: Inside vending machines [Rate Link] - Ever wonder what they look like on the inside?
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