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Date: 05/25/06 02:30 AM

77 Responses to I Like Big Balls

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 1:41 am
    Link: I Like Big Balls - Parody of Sir Mix a Lot`s ``I Like Big Butts``. Probably NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:33 am
    UMMMM OK. this is the internet at its best
  3. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:37 am
    hahahah wow!
  4. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:38 am
    Not really a parody if it doesn`t have the music, rythem, or any lyrics in common with the original song.

    But I think me and this chick would get along just fine.

  5. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:42 am
    it wasnt funny. n i think b-hazard is lying
  6. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:42 am
    Stupid and Nasty!
  7. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:44 am
    You doubt the size of my testicles?

    I could give arabian eye goggles to an african elephant, good sir.

  8. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:48 am
    that was annoying
    they could have at least gotten a hot girl
  9. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:50 am
    this song makes baby jesus cry
  10. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:53 am
    actually this song makes baby jesus crucify himself.
  11. Profile photo of MelG
    MelG Female 18-29
    106 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:57 am
    There are songs about big ass and boobs. I think it`s about time someone made a song that talks about male parts to make them know how it feels like. And seriously, the woman is fine for this rap. They should of got better looking guy dou.
  12. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 3:10 am
    wtf lol
  13. Profile photo of DaSniper88
    DaSniper88 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 4:24 am
    Would be better if:
    1. Singer had some talent
    2. Singer actualy hot
  14. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 4:50 am
    Honestly, I have never understood singing about any particular body part-_- Seems silly to me to pick and choose people over physical characteristics. I suppose I am sort of odd that way, I have never been big into judging people by their looks, which is a good thing because if I had I would have missed out on some great friends.
  15. Profile photo of mollywobbles
    mollywobbles Male 18-29
    25 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 4:55 am
    I thought it was OK, and is it just me, but I think the singer/rapper/random woman was kinda fit
  16. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 5:02 am
    FallenSoul has got minging friends!!!

    j/k:-P ;-)

  17. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 5:02 am
    grab them like an octopuss?
  18. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 5:56 am
    She would not like me... :(
  19. Profile photo of monomer_666
    monomer_666 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 6:02 am
    not good and nothing like the original song at all...these guys suck...SUCK I TELLS YA! lol
  20. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 6:50 am
    again, no thx.
  21. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 6:59 am
    *Twrows up*
  22. Profile photo of Game_MP
    Game_MP Male 13-17
    425 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:15 am
    Wow, this was terrible, it sounded nothing like the original song at all
  23. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:55 am
    I thought it was funny
  24. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 8:27 am
    song: 0/5music: 2/5 lyrics: 4/5 girl: 0/5 guys: -3/5
  25. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 9:41 am
    She needs a spanking.
  26. Profile photo of jmcclure
    jmcclure Male 13-17
    133 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 10:23 am
    Finally someones standing up for the ball guys and not the all dick guys. hooray
  27. Profile photo of HM7380
    HM7380 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 11:00 am
    Ew. I hate big balls.
  28. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 11:48 am
    Not a parody to be exact but still kinda funny.
  29. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
    230 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    attention all customers: TESTICLES... that is all

    one of the most disgusting and revolting things ive ever seen

  30. Profile photo of Megan3445
    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 1:22 pm
    I hope that this woman wasn`t serious
  31. Profile photo of jakob
    jakob Male 13-17
    167 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    ahhh! mustve hurt when they banged there balls together like that! otherwiso SSSSHHHHIIITTT
  32. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    why balls? why not penis`? maybe it just doesnt rhyme...
    "i like big dicks and a cannot lie..." no sounds fine like that... and i dont btw.
  33. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 1:31 pm
    and btw demone paar i <3 family guy!
  34. Profile photo of dkny
    dkny Female 13-17
    114 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:08 pm
    Man, that wasn`t even to the tune of big butts. Plus two guys banging their big balls together is kinda too homo (not that I got anything against homosexuality). Girl wasn`t even hot. Or the guys.
  35. Profile photo of TaterTotz173
    TaterTotz173 Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    She`s a bad, bad girl, Friggin moronic perv
  36. Profile photo of Milli4jc
    Milli4jc Female 13-17
    76 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    hi there tatertotz you funny
  37. Profile photo of TaterTotz173
    TaterTotz173 Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    Hey Milli
  38. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    Omg, they`re not even real, you retards
  39. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    the `i like big butts` song is actually called `baby got back`
  40. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    That was cute, haha.
  41. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    Haha. The part with the two guys "big balls" humping was SICK!
  42. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    lmao! Gang bang: the musical, Polly Wally, and Do You Take It? XD
  43. Profile photo of DeeBack008
    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
    214 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 4:09 pm
    *kick in the balls*


    *cry*

  44. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    dumb ass "song"
  45. Profile photo of floridarocks
    floridarocks Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 4:53 pm
    )-| that was so wrong
  46. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    She looks like she actually has a pair of her own…
  47. Profile photo of TaterTotz173
    TaterTotz173 Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    I agree with Trizz. They don`t even know the song name. It makes me wonder if they just saw the song on Itunes, and tried to copy the song without hearing the song themselves.
  48. Profile photo of badjuju84
    badjuju84 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 5:37 pm
    Uh... cute? It looked like a reverse butt.
  49. Profile photo of TaterTotz173
    TaterTotz173 Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    ...
    DUMB!
  50. Profile photo of TaterTotz173
    TaterTotz173 Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    Anyone wanna be on my Budddy Lisst?
    Tater out. peace.
  51. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    I hate it when people say backslash when they really mean forward slash.
  52. Profile photo of psychonun
    psychonun Female 13-17
    37 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    i actually think she was quite talented...for a white woman the lyris weren`t so bad...and so many rappers are ugly i dont see why women have to be beautiful
  53. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    that gives me the heeby jeebies
  54. Profile photo of Taurus01979
    Taurus01979 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 6:42 pm
    Why not an actual parody, with the music, then it would have been funny. Could have tried harder. I mean "I Like Big Butts"...butts kinda COULD rhyme with, er, nuts. ;-)
  55. Profile photo of master-gamer
    master-gamer Male 13-17
    65 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:12 pm
    those bals wernt so big mying are 10 times that lol
  56. Profile photo of master-gamer
    master-gamer Male 13-17
    65 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    yet she taped those balls ouch and they did brother slamm OUCH!!!
  57. Profile photo of master-gamer
    master-gamer Male 13-17
    65 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:14 pm
    OUCH
  58. Profile photo of 7mile
    7mile Male 70 & Over
    323 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    That was the most f*cked up video on the internet ive seen for a while..
  59. Profile photo of thebeanbag
    thebeanbag Male 13-17
    74 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:31 pm
    that kind of sucked
  60. Profile photo of 1492lost
    1492lost Female 13-17
    60 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:32 pm
    nasty and crazy . just weird
  61. Profile photo of wsohb
    wsohb Male 13-17
    41 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 9:25 pm
    3 words: WHAT THE HELL.

    Side note: I can bet all thier social lives have gone down the drain.

  62. Profile photo of almo
    almo Male 18-29
    184 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 11:10 pm
    Lame.
  63. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 11:41 pm
    "Like to bounce them up and down if you got the biggest nuts in town" HA!

    lol`ing through the whole thing, was great

  64. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 1:00 am
    uhm...ew.
  65. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 6:20 am
    that was funny! shes awesome
  66. Profile photo of lizzywizzy
    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 6:24 am
    My god that sucked!
  67. Profile photo of drzm
    drzm Male 13-17
    233 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 6:44 am
    meh, mine are bigger <giggle>
  68. Profile photo of nerb
    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    That was mildly amusing, but it would have been funnier if it actually had been a parody... :D

    I`m gonna write it now!

  69. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    Oh man! If you`re going to claim it`s a parody, that implies you`re actually re-writing it! At least use the same damn music! I was waiting for the "I like big balls and I cannot lie!" line....

    Never came. Pardon the pun.


    And the random adverts at the end had me going O.O

    *blinks* *tears self away from monitor*

  70. Profile photo of timak
    timak Male 18-29
    110 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    Yeah I`m surprised nobody mentioned the ad at the end. There are three guys with their actual penis hanging out and then three chicks showing tits.

    The actual song was a bit lame, but mildly entertaining. It would have been better if they got guys on there with actual big balls like I have instead of losers with foam balls shoved in their shorts.

    I have never believed having big balls was a good thing until I met my current girlfriend. Holy crap she goes wild about them. She has a testicle fetish, and she LOVES my nuts. I don’t mind the attention…..

    Only bad thing about having huge nuts and wearing boxers as I do is by the time I’m 50 they will hit the toilet water if I have to sit down to take a crap.

    Maybe somebody should invent a testicle bra! <^^---------------------- No I’m not serious.

  71. Profile photo of DevinJ973910
    DevinJ973910 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 8:56 pm
    Good thing my balls aren`t the size of grapefruits because I wouldn`t want that chick near me. She`s an ugly whore.
  72. Profile photo of MonsterMania
    MonsterMania Female 13-17
    1 post
    May 27, 2006 at 6:28 am
    I found this funny. I am not a feminist or whatever but I`m sick of people advertising with females who have a great figure, big boobs , a small butt! So for all you critics : It was a good song and funny. I like big balls etc.. and for all you m0r0ns those were only bouncy balls! Jeez they looked fake and they did it on purpose. It was hilarious! :->.
  73. Profile photo of Vegito
    Vegito Male 13-17
    9 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    oooooook.if it was a parody of the song it should have the same music
  74. Profile photo of Vegito
    Vegito Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 4:06 pm
    im wit devinj973910
  75. Profile photo of Kaileena
    Kaileena Female 13-17
    45 posts
    June 11, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    that wasnt funny that was just disgusting!
  76. Profile photo of po__
    po__ Female 13-17
    146 posts
    July 23, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    It looked like they put balloons in there.
  77. Profile photo of Guardian_E
    Guardian_E Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 23, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    lol wtf? That was funny but yet so disturbing...and weird.

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