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90 Responses to Girls, Pee Standing up!

  1. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    Link: Girls, Pee Standing up! - Learn the arts of the female peeing.
  2. Profile photo of senor_boogle
    senor_boogle Male 13-17
    35 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 2:46 pm
    Wow...just wow...
  3. Profile photo of Aetrie
    Aetrie Female 18-29
    97 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    i can`t believe someone would have/ make use of this! ...And i`m not the one to be a feminist either.
  4. Profile photo of Rock_On37
    Rock_On37 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 2:50 pm
    LOL...Use it in small space such as Flights!!

    what a story for the stranger sitting next to you "Then out of no where, she shoved this tube up her ass and wizzed all over the place!"

  5. Profile photo of botan_870
    botan_870 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    WTF!
  6. Profile photo of xcchick51
    xcchick51 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:00 pm
    `what a story for the stranger sitting next to you "Then out of no where, she shoved this tube up her ass and wizzed all over the place!"`

    lol! do people actually use these?

  7. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    Its a good idea... but.. a bit strange. lolz
    It would be good if you were on a mountain... with no toilet for miles.. and then its freezing cold... you wouldn`t wanna sit down on the ground and pee would you? :-D its a good idea. Simple.
  8. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    **But... i wouldn`t use one myself... as i dont really go into dodgey situations like that.

    Just wanted to clear that up.

  9. Profile photo of tammoth
    tammoth Female 18-29
    57 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    I don`t agree with the idea of needing a bag, but I know from experience in some of the places i`ve travelled and camped that being able to pee in the tent and not have to get up in the middle of the night would be so much safer. And of course, if you have ever been at sea for a few hours without a toilet it`s much more decent to not have people staring.

    It`s also very useful for women with bladder problems and older people, who can`t always make it to the toilet, or for when there isn`t a toiler available.

  10. Profile photo of Milmu
    Milmu Female 18-29
    4 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    Gross, sorry but I won’t use a product that discourages users to wipe!

    Toilet paper not required. Most TravelMate users find as they pull the TravelMate forward, the cradle tip “wipes” off residual urine, eliminating the need for toilet paper— real nice when traveling away from home in areas where none can be found!

  11. Profile photo of superbutts
    superbutts Male 13-17
    95 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    this product hurts me deeply.
  12. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:28 pm
    I can see me using this and not fitting it in there quite right. I`ll piss all over myself!!!

    And I really dont want to carry anything that smells like pee in my purse

  13. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:31 pm
    Umm... it wouldn`t smell like `pee in your purse` because you either wash it out... or use the spray that they provide.. so it is clean... It said so in the article.
  14. Profile photo of joolia
    joolia Female 13-17
    272 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:35 pm
    look mom! i have a real penis!
  15. Profile photo of randomfish
    randomfish Male 13-17
    62 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    Do people seriosly use these?!?!?
  16. Profile photo of TCK15
    TCK15 Male 13-17
    161 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....
  17. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 3:50 pm
    Lol.

    Dildo.

  18. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:06 pm
    eww it looks like one of those cough syrup spoons for little kids.
  19. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    I... didnt really need to see this. I`m just goona hit the back button and stay out of this.
  20. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    395 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:27 pm
    Cool, now the other 50% of the population can write their name in the snow too! 8-)
  21. Profile photo of bbt93
    bbt93 Male 13-17
    26 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    looks painful
  22. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    looks messy
  23. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    looks retarded
  24. Profile photo of bjbj1991
    bjbj1991 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    Nick, they wont have as much control over snow writing as men do still. At the moment, men still have beter writing skills in such maters.
  25. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    Is it just me or does thins thing look like a slightly modified medicine spoon? Seriously, do a Google image search for “medicine spoon”, you’ll see what I mean.
  26. Profile photo of starbucks79
    starbucks79 Female 50-59
    4 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    ugh thats just wrong and nasty. i mean seriously, would you want people staring at as you piss in a bag?
  27. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    ...y`know, now I wont be able to look at medicine spoons the same ever again. thanks for messin with my head...
  28. Profile photo of frozencry
    frozencry Female 13-17
    6 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    I need to get me one of those... lol I have had calls of nature and the squating thing sucks!
  29. Profile photo of babyhawk93
    babyhawk93 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    I just have one thing to say: Why?
  30. Profile photo of ibigfire
    ibigfire Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 5:14 pm
    Apparently most of you don`t go camping or on long trips... I mean real camping, not that thing that you do where there`s a prebuilt firepit and a toilet 5 minutes away, that`s not camping... If you did, you`d realize that this is actually a pretty nifty idea.
  31. Profile photo of AlphaBastard
    AlphaBastard Male 18-29
    49 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 5:15 pm
    penis envy.
  32. Profile photo of summit_700
    summit_700 Female 18-29
    21 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    Its sick. Never ever use one of these. SICK!
  33. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    wow... that is... wow. Which genius invented this?! Now I can pee standing up without it going everywhere! w00t!


    Er, not that I normally try, you understand ^.^

  34. Profile photo of RockRhapsody
    RockRhapsody Male 13-17
    14 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    Thats sort of amusing and pretty disgusting. What would you do with it when yu were done? You couldnt put it in a bag or anything, and can you imagine washing that thing off in a bathroom sink? It could easily be mistaken for myriad things.
  35. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    First woman walks into toilet with weird peeing thing. Other woman stares as first woman calmly washes it. She turns to her friend as the woman leaves. "Was that-- Was that what I thought it was??"

    "Well, that depends," replies her friend. "What did you think it was?"

    "Well do you know, it looked like she`d been having some fun! Brave of her to wash it in public though..."

    "Yeah! Wish I could go outside and do that standing up in public view," the friend says with a grin.

    The woman just stares.

    ROFL

  36. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    haha! well i know girls can`t pee at other peoples faces still! or shove other guys using the urinal into their own piss!
    owned!
  37. Profile photo of bruschibabe
    bruschibabe Female 18-29
    39 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 6:19 pm
    "penis envy."

    haha we learned about Penis Envy in Psych and I still think that Freud is an idiot! Better get used to it if I want to major in psychology next year

  38. Profile photo of LugNut33
    LugNut33 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 6:21 pm
    girls... if someone walked into a stall next to you and peed standing up how would it make you feel?
  39. Profile photo of wuguwa
    wuguwa Male 18-29
    152 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    what`s the word i`m looking for...oh yeah: eww.
  40. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    looks useful. once i was hiking in these woods in Germany (i was like 8) and there werent any toilets so i had to go in the woods and my pants got a bit wet... ya i know tmi. just saying that it could be useful
  41. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 6:46 pm
    I`ve got three words to say about that. What the hell!?
  42. Profile photo of kitten_soup
    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    <LugNut33 wrote: "girls... if someone walked into a stall next to you and peed standing up how would it make you feel?">

    I would assume she was a transexual.

    As a non-camper, I can`t imagine ever needing to use one of these, and I`ve certainly never found myself on the toilet thinking, "Man, it would be *so cool* if I could do this standing up!" However, if you happened to be A) camping, or B) a pre-op female-to-male trans attempting to use a public bathroom inconspicuously, I can imagine this being a handy tool.

  43. Profile photo of kitten_soup
    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 6:56 pm
    ^^^ ... assuming you use a urinal far away from other people and don`t let them see you washing the thing off. Maybe you could hide it in your palm and pretend to be washing your hands. It would take some effort, but I`m betting you could pull it off (no pun intended).

    I`m putting way too much thought into this now.

  44. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    Mom! Would you want one of these?

    Haha, just kidding. But could you imagine?

  45. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 7:05 pm
    I guess this calls for a demand of urinals in the female restrooms.
  46. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 7:19 pm
    weird...yet I think it could be strangely useful in soem places.
  47. Profile photo of MiguelGrim
    MiguelGrim Male 13-17
    80 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 7:22 pm
    What if you put it in wrong? Wouldn`t it like run down your leg and get your socks and shoes all soaked and then you end up smelling like stale urine and wet dog.
  48. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 7:26 pm
    "Mom! Would you want one of these? "
    could you imagine giving that to your mom or wife for thier birthday?

    Anyway, there are other options like this. There`s actually this `technique` I`ve read about where you don`t even need a device, just your fingers. Though it sounds incredibly gross, because you`re touching yourself, and another thing..well, it`s quite easy to "miss" your target.

  49. Profile photo of WistfulEarth
    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
    163 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 7:29 pm
    Huh, I think this thing is a great idea.
  50. Profile photo of pinhole
    pinhole Male 13-17
    57 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 7:30 pm
    They need to make one of these so that you can poo standing up. Now that would be cool.
  51. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 8:27 pm
    you suck! siggy freud was a genious! albeit in a creepy, psychological way, his ideas make no sense, but if you enter the world of not making sense they make sense!

    haha, i still like Dali over him.

  52. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    .....
    well this is deffently not old, they have other versions of this too, Matter of fact they had this on the Tyra Banks show yesterday excpet it was pink and it you can fold it and put it into your pocket
  53. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    And girls would want to do this, why?
  54. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 9:17 pm
    The only people I`ve ever known who bought these were female to male trannies. Makes me wonder if women really want to pee standing up.
  55. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    but....there arent any standing up stalls are...oh nvm IC now
  56. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 9:38 pm
    Who the hell did that!!!
  57. Profile photo of Fermented
    Fermented Male 13-17
    119 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 9:43 pm
    Girls, mark your own territory!

    Jebus.

    -Fermented

  58. Profile photo of kittiechick
    kittiechick Female 18-29
    57 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    So, One time I was hiking in Colorado right. Right. And We were pretty far a way from any toilets and after chuggint two canteens you have pee. Squatting on the side of a Mountain is not very fun.... Expecially if you are hiking with dudes....

    I`m just saying... Maybe not so absurd this modified medicine spoon.

  59. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 10:48 pm
    eww...thats..eww
  60. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 11:09 pm
    This contraption surely goes against God.

    Penis envy, indeed! Kudos to AlphaBastard for calling it.

  61. Profile photo of neant
    neant Female 18-29
    103 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 11:33 pm
    what a waste of money. i`ve mastered the art of squatting, i don`t need no devices to carry around with me everywhere.
  62. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 11:54 pm
    that is just freakin` un-natural.. what if u did miss and wet yourself .. Yuuuuuukkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!! just F*king weird !!!!!!!
  63. Profile photo of Another_one
    Another_one Female 13-17
    3 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 12:20 am
    On 5/29/2006 4:27:44 PM Nick_13 wrote: Cool, now the other 50% of the population can write their name in the snow too! 8-)
    You`d see modified versions of the " john+ mary 4ever" things carved in trees. #16
  64. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 12:46 am
    ""what a story for the stranger sitting next to you "Then out of no where, she shoved this tube up her ass and wizzed all over the place!""

    Um, you pee out of your ass?
    I wouldn`t want to use this. But I did feel slightly bad when my b/f and my other male friend peed on a church once. I felt kinda sad that I couldn`t. Not enough to use that, though.

  65. Profile photo of Snowflakish
    Snowflakish Female 18-29
    28 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 12:57 am
    Did you read the one FAQ where it said `some women weighing over 300lbs have trouble getting a good seal with it" Lol...
  66. Profile photo of 59874032165
    59874032165 Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 30, 2006 at 1:36 am
    So are they going to make these for guys, where they wrap around thier dick like a condom.
  67. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:43 am
    OMG i need one for hiking! ill never get over the time that scout troop decided to trek past the paticular tree i was hiding behind...
  68. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:46 am
    squatting half naked behind a tree isn`t as dignified as it sounds
  69. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:47 am
    when i went to cuba there was often "pee and poo" (to put it politly) on alot of the toilet seats- squatting wasnt easy and i do think this would have been useful. also those french urinals which are just a hole in the ground- it splatters everywhere, so this would improve your aim. Have I grossed you out enough now? I hope so.
  70. Profile photo of Jazz5490
    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 5:58 am
    weird . . . just plain weird
  71. Profile photo of littleoracle
    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 10:03 am
    Considering most public toilets are amazingly disgusting - to the point where you don`t even like walking on the floor - I think it`s a great idea. Guys tend to forget we have to SIT DOWN in some of those nasty areas!

    This is an ancient post. I believe there`s an accompanying article on how women can pee standing up without the little tool and yes, I believe it`s modified after that medicine spoon.

    So guys, next time you`re in a gas station restroom take a look around and imagine having to SIT anywhere.

  72. Profile photo of Juicy__Lucy
    Juicy__Lucy Female 13-17
    191 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 11:58 am
    wow, I always wanted to pee standing up, its been a dream of mine since I was a little girl.... =|
  73. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    my first thought to this was "is`nt that the thing i use to take my medicine in as a kid?"

    reading ppls comments to this was actually more interesting than the artical itself.

  74. Profile photo of catlvr887
    catlvr887 Female 13-17
    533 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    in china the toilets are sometimes weird bowls in the floor, so one of these might be useful for summer vacation...
  75. Profile photo of _xKarmax_
    _xKarmax_ Female 13-17
    52 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    Pinhole-... sick! But anyway, girls get to sit down while we pee, it`s more comfortable :-D (I said too much...)
  76. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    I personally like sitting down when I pee. I don`t want a spoon to be shoved down my pants- vair odd if you ask me.
  77. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    Pass....
  78. Profile photo of mostclever
    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    I like the multiple use design.
  79. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:08 pm
    ...ew.
  80. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    You`d almost have to take ur pants off to fit it in there without it leaking.
  81. Profile photo of PrKitty
    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:14 pm
    http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000...
    A whole list of these products...
  82. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    LMAO...I GUESS THE TERM `DRAINING THE LIZZARD` DOESN`T APPLY TO CH`CKS(AT LEAST MOST)...WHAT TERM DO THEY USE?
    I GOTTA GO PEE PEE..>>??
    NVRMIND I DON`T WANT TO KNOW.
  83. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 6:37 pm
    Reasons to buy this product:
    ~~Makes golden showers easier?
    ~~Less painful than a cathider?
    Reasons not to:
    ~~Peroids
  84. Profile photo of rap2dat2001
    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
    334 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 8:58 pm
    would any woman really buy it...
  85. Profile photo of sillyshoes
    sillyshoes Female 13-17
    18 posts
    May 30, 2006 at 11:52 pm
    umm... why? and eww. and no.
  86. Profile photo of KillRomance3
    KillRomance3 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    May 31, 2006 at 2:23 am
    Oh great!
    now we can all go around peeing on things...
    *rolls eyes*
  87. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    My god, some people.... there is nothing gross about this. It makes a hell of a lot more sense to use this than to have your ass hanging out of your pants while trying not to have pee run down your leg or splash on your feet when on a long hike or wilderness camping (the real camping without toilets).

    The sames goes for some of those toilets in Europe or Asia at road side pit stops. Most of the time it`s some type of hole in the floor and it can get rather messy.

  88. Profile photo of sumi
    sumi Female 13-17
    22 posts
    June 9, 2006 at 12:53 am
    -Laughs- =| Um, honestly, I um think its a good idea for real camping. I mean why mess up those $50 jeans and smell like wet dog. I`d rather use the, uh, thing that, uh, oh God, I forgot the name -_- =?
  89. Profile photo of Kevim
    Kevim Male 13-17
    53 posts
    July 25, 2006 at 9:20 am
    Joolia - look mom! i have a real penis!

    Have my babies. Please. It would be an honor after hearing a comment as funny as that.

    I really don`t see the use in this product. If you are camping and you don`t want to get piss on your pants, then just take off your pants. Would you really rather have people see you pissing stnading up through what looks like a medical spoon then see your ass?

  90. Profile photo of _LaCrYmOsA_
    _LaCrYmOsA_ Female 13-17
    56 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    Thats just disgusting.

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