Girls, Pee Standing up!

Submitted by: Devin88 10 years ago
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Learn the arts of the female peeing.
There are 90 comments:
Female 56
Thats just disgusting.
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Male 53
Joolia - look mom! i have a real penis!

Have my babies. Please. It would be an honor after hearing a comment as funny as that.

I really don`t see the use in this product. If you are camping and you don`t want to get piss on your pants, then just take off your pants. Would you really rather have people see you pissing stnading up through what looks like a medical spoon then see your ass?

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Female 22
-Laughs- =| Um, honestly, I um think its a good idea for real camping. I mean why mess up those $50 jeans and smell like wet dog. I`d rather use the, uh, thing that, uh, oh God, I forgot the name -_- =?
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Female 1,468
My god, some people.... there is nothing gross about this. It makes a hell of a lot more sense to use this than to have your ass hanging out of your pants while trying not to have pee run down your leg or splash on your feet when on a long hike or wilderness camping (the real camping without toilets).

The sames goes for some of those toilets in Europe or Asia at road side pit stops. Most of the time it`s some type of hole in the floor and it can get rather messy.

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Female 142
Oh great!
now we can all go around peeing on things...
*rolls eyes*
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Female 18
umm... why? and eww. and no.
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Male 334
would any woman really buy it...
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Female 999
Reasons to buy this product:
~~Makes golden showers easier?
~~Less painful than a cathider?
Reasons not to:
~~Peroids
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Male 2,781
LMAO...I GUESS THE TERM `DRAINING THE LIZZARD` DOESN`T APPLY TO CH`CKS(AT LEAST MOST)...WHAT TERM DO THEY USE?
I GOTTA GO PEE PEE..>>??
NVRMIND I DON`T WANT TO KNOW.
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Female 370
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000...
A whole list of these products...
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Female 582
You`d almost have to take ur pants off to fit it in there without it leaking.
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Female 818
...ew.
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Female 316
I like the multiple use design.
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Female 879
Pass....
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Female 408
I personally like sitting down when I pee. I don`t want a spoon to be shoved down my pants- vair odd if you ask me.
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Female 52
Pinhole-... sick! But anyway, girls get to sit down while we pee, it`s more comfortable :-D (I said too much...)
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Female 533
in china the toilets are sometimes weird bowls in the floor, so one of these might be useful for summer vacation...
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Male 1,152
my first thought to this was "is`nt that the thing i use to take my medicine in as a kid?"

reading ppls comments to this was actually more interesting than the artical itself.

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Female 191
wow, I always wanted to pee standing up, its been a dream of mine since I was a little girl.... =|
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Female 322
Considering most public toilets are amazingly disgusting - to the point where you don`t even like walking on the floor - I think it`s a great idea. Guys tend to forget we have to SIT DOWN in some of those nasty areas!

This is an ancient post. I believe there`s an accompanying article on how women can pee standing up without the little tool and yes, I believe it`s modified after that medicine spoon.

So guys, next time you`re in a gas station restroom take a look around and imagine having to SIT anywhere.

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Female 290
weird . . . just plain weird
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Female 882
when i went to cuba there was often "pee and poo" (to put it politly) on alot of the toilet seats- squatting wasnt easy and i do think this would have been useful. also those french urinals which are just a hole in the ground- it splatters everywhere, so this would improve your aim. Have I grossed you out enough now? I hope so.
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Female 406
squatting half naked behind a tree isn`t as dignified as it sounds
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Female 406
OMG i need one for hiking! ill never get over the time that scout troop decided to trek past the paticular tree i was hiding behind...
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Female 1
So are they going to make these for guys, where they wrap around thier dick like a condom.
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Female 28
Did you read the one FAQ where it said `some women weighing over 300lbs have trouble getting a good seal with it" Lol...
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Female 706
""what a story for the stranger sitting next to you "Then out of no where, she shoved this tube up her ass and wizzed all over the place!""

Um, you pee out of your ass?
I wouldn`t want to use this. But I did feel slightly bad when my b/f and my other male friend peed on a church once. I felt kinda sad that I couldn`t. Not enough to use that, though.

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Female 3
[quote]On 5/29/2006 4:27:44 PM Nick_13 wrote: Cool, now the other 50% of the population can write their name in the snow too! 8-)[/quote]
You`d see modified versions of the " john+ mary 4ever" things carved in trees. #16
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Female 395
that is just freakin` un-natural.. what if u did miss and wet yourself .. Yuuuuuukkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!! just F*king weird !!!!!!!
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Female 103
what a waste of money. i`ve mastered the art of squatting, i don`t need no devices to carry around with me everywhere.
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Male 2,600
This contraption surely goes against God.

Penis envy, indeed! Kudos to AlphaBastard for calling it.

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Female 509
eww...thats..eww
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Female 57
So, One time I was hiking in Colorado right. Right. And We were pretty far a way from any toilets and after chuggint two canteens you have pee. Squatting on the side of a Mountain is not very fun.... Expecially if you are hiking with dudes....

I`m just saying... Maybe not so absurd this modified medicine spoon.

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Male 119
Girls, mark your own territory!

Jebus.

-Fermented

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Male 919
Who the hell did that!!!
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Male 1,066
but....there arent any standing up stalls are...oh nvm IC now
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Male 577
The only people I`ve ever known who bought these were female to male trannies. Makes me wonder if women really want to pee standing up.
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Female 2,552
And girls would want to do this, why?
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Female 1,784
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well this is deffently not old, they have other versions of this too, Matter of fact they had this on the Tyra Banks show yesterday excpet it was pink and it you can fold it and put it into your pocket
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Male 1,866
you suck! siggy freud was a genious! albeit in a creepy, psychological way, his ideas make no sense, but if you enter the world of not making sense they make sense!

haha, i still like Dali over him.

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Male 57
They need to make one of these so that you can poo standing up. Now that would be cool.
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Female 163
Huh, I think this thing is a great idea.
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Female 223
"Mom! Would you want one of these? "
could you imagine giving that to your mom or wife for thier birthday?

Anyway, there are other options like this. There`s actually this `technique` I`ve read about where you don`t even need a device, just your fingers. Though it sounds incredibly gross, because you`re touching yourself, and another thing..well, it`s quite easy to "miss" your target.

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Male 80
What if you put it in wrong? Wouldn`t it like run down your leg and get your socks and shoes all soaked and then you end up smelling like stale urine and wet dog.
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Female 1,172
weird...yet I think it could be strangely useful in soem places.
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Female 2,074
I guess this calls for a demand of urinals in the female restrooms.
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Male 1,085
Mom! Would you want one of these?

Haha, just kidding. But could you imagine?

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Female 368
^^^ ... assuming you use a urinal far away from other people and don`t let them see you washing the thing off. Maybe you could hide it in your palm and pretend to be washing your hands. It would take some effort, but I`m betting you could pull it off (no pun intended).

I`m putting way too much thought into this now.

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Female 368
<LugNut33 wrote: "girls... if someone walked into a stall next to you and peed standing up how would it make you feel?">

I would assume she was a transexual.

As a non-camper, I can`t imagine ever needing to use one of these, and I`ve certainly never found myself on the toilet thinking, "Man, it would be *so cool* if I could do this standing up!" However, if you happened to be A) camping, or B) a pre-op female-to-male trans attempting to use a public bathroom inconspicuously, I can imagine this being a handy tool.

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Male 377
I`ve got three words to say about that. What the hell!?
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Female 1,426
looks useful. once i was hiking in these woods in Germany (i was like 8) and there werent any toilets so i had to go in the woods and my pants got a bit wet... ya i know tmi. just saying that it could be useful
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Male 152
what`s the word i`m looking for...oh yeah: eww.
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Male 79
girls... if someone walked into a stall next to you and peed standing up how would it make you feel?
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Female 39
"penis envy."

haha we learned about Penis Envy in Psych and I still think that Freud is an idiot! Better get used to it if I want to major in psychology next year

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Male 1,866
haha! well i know girls can`t pee at other peoples faces still! or shove other guys using the urinal into their own piss!
owned!
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Female 375
First woman walks into toilet with weird peeing thing. Other woman stares as first woman calmly washes it. She turns to her friend as the woman leaves. "Was that-- Was that what I thought it was??"

"Well, that depends," replies her friend. "What did you think it was?"

"Well do you know, it looked like she`d been having some fun! Brave of her to wash it in public though..."

"Yeah! Wish I could go outside and do that standing up in public view," the friend says with a grin.

The woman just stares.

ROFL

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Male 14
Thats sort of amusing and pretty disgusting. What would you do with it when yu were done? You couldnt put it in a bag or anything, and can you imagine washing that thing off in a bathroom sink? It could easily be mistaken for myriad things.
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Female 375
wow... that is... wow. Which genius invented this?! Now I can pee standing up without it going everywhere! w00t!


Er, not that I normally try, you understand ^.^

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Female 21
Its sick. Never ever use one of these. SICK!
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Male 49
penis envy.
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Male 289
Apparently most of you don`t go camping or on long trips... I mean real camping, not that thing that you do where there`s a prebuilt firepit and a toilet 5 minutes away, that`s not camping... If you did, you`d realize that this is actually a pretty nifty idea.
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Female 19
I just have one thing to say: Why?
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Female 6
I need to get me one of those... lol I have had calls of nature and the squating thing sucks!
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Male 1,115
...y`know, now I wont be able to look at medicine spoons the same ever again. thanks for messin with my head...
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Female 4
ugh thats just wrong and nasty. i mean seriously, would you want people staring at as you piss in a bag?
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Male 1,465
Is it just me or does thins thing look like a slightly modified medicine spoon? Seriously, do a Google image search for “medicine spoon”, you’ll see what I mean.
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Male 129
Nick, they wont have as much control over snow writing as men do still. At the moment, men still have beter writing skills in such maters.
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Female 943
looks retarded
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Female 1,033
looks messy
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Male 26
looks painful
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Male 395
Cool, now the other 50% of the population can write their name in the snow too! 8-)
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Male 1,115
I... didnt really need to see this. I`m just goona hit the back button and stay out of this.
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Male 1,083
eww it looks like one of those cough syrup spoons for little kids.
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Female 426
Lol.

Dildo.

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Male 161
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....
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Male 62
Do people seriosly use these?!?!?
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Female 272
look mom! i have a real penis!
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Female 538
Umm... it wouldn`t smell like `pee in your purse` because you either wash it out... or use the spray that they provide.. so it is clean... It said so in the article.
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Female 582
I can see me using this and not fitting it in there quite right. I`ll piss all over myself!!!

And I really dont want to carry anything that smells like pee in my purse

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Male 95
this product hurts me deeply.
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Female 4
Gross, sorry but I won’t use a product that discourages users to wipe!

Toilet paper not required. Most TravelMate users find as they pull the TravelMate forward, the cradle tip “wipes” off residual urine, eliminating the need for toilet paper— real nice when traveling away from home in areas where none can be found!

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Female 57
I don`t agree with the idea of needing a bag, but I know from experience in some of the places i`ve travelled and camped that being able to pee in the tent and not have to get up in the middle of the night would be so much safer. And of course, if you have ever been at sea for a few hours without a toilet it`s much more decent to not have people staring.

It`s also very useful for women with bladder problems and older people, who can`t always make it to the toilet, or for when there isn`t a toiler available.

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Female 538
**But... i wouldn`t use one myself... as i dont really go into dodgey situations like that.

Just wanted to clear that up.

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Female 538
Its a good idea... but.. a bit strange. lolz
It would be good if you were on a mountain... with no toilet for miles.. and then its freezing cold... you wouldn`t wanna sit down on the ground and pee would you? :-D its a good idea. Simple.
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Female 127
`what a story for the stranger sitting next to you "Then out of no where, she shoved this tube up her ass and wizzed all over the place!"`

lol! do people actually use these?

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Female 104
WTF!
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Female 263
LOL...Use it in small space such as Flights!!

what a story for the stranger sitting next to you "Then out of no where, she shoved this tube up her ass and wizzed all over the place!"

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Female 97
i can`t believe someone would have/ make use of this! ...And i`m not the one to be a feminist either.
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Male 35
Wow...just wow...
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Male 791
Link: Girls, Pee Standing up! [Rate Link] - Learn the arts of the female peeing.
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