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And why do you suppose men (though women are just as likely to) constantly complain within marriage? Well, y`see, Freud deduced there was a force called the "Id" and one called the "Superego" and that these forces oft collide to generate give-and-take behavior. Topple *that* with marriage, and you`ll soon see (one yet hopes) how and why marriage is very much a game of give-and-take-and-gripe-or-afterwards-have-sex.
IAB needs to stop running Stupidity 10.5 and Bitch-`n-Moan 2006 on its servers. It also needs an edit button.
Takes care of the kids, Cooks, Cleans, Has her own Job, and takes care of her man like many women seem to have forgoten how to do.
I would say women are more likely to get married for money, and men are more likely to get married for physical apperence. I`m never going to get married, I really don`t see the point in it. If you love somebody, you dont need a peice of paper to prove it.
I agree whole-heartedly.
But most people these days get married for either a) Money or b) physical appearances. Love is extremely rare, but lust is King. (Lust is oft confused with love. Very sad, but very accountable for the 50%+ divorce rate in the U.S.)
"poo...Looks like I`m stuck with this thing..."
"Well what seems to be the problem?"
"Well for some reason it wont run Blowjob.exc anymore, can you tell me whats wrong?"
"Oooh, sorry. You see, when you upgrade to a Wife 1.0 it will no longer be able to play Blowjob.exc anymore."
"Damn, well are there any advatadges to getting Wife 1.0 instead of keeping your old Girlfriend 6.0?"
"Not really, and when your running your Wife 1.0 DO NOT even try to install Threesome 7.5 or else you might get the BITCH virus."
"The bitch virus?"
"Yeah it`s when your Wife 1.0 doesn`t do any of its normal functions, like run S.E.X. or Make-Dinnerex."
"Damn, this Wife 1.0 really sucks...Anyway I can get my old Girlfriend 6.0 running again?"
"Nope, sorry. And if you try to get a new Girlfriend 6.0 your Wife 1.0
"lol @ nacaz2 .. lol stupid geeks haha"
Awwww...are the wittle morons jealous that geeks are more intelligent and earn more money than them?
Actually the truth is that women tend to not be control freaks until they are married.
*Disclaimer-this post was posted in humor and is not to be taken for the truth. The writer`s testicles are protected against physical abuse.
This comical internet tidbit is only poking fun at the love-hate relationships and venting so accompanied with marriage.
On a side note, I remember my Psychology instructor reading this out to the class. Good times.
life`s too short to criticize everything guys, lighten up. geeks are just smart people with a tech fetish.
/end rant of male and female dynamics stupidity
there`s a couple features i`d like to see on the wife 2.0 program as well