Girlfriend 1.0 vs. Wife 6.0

Submitted by: TruEf 11 years ago in Funny
http://attu.blogspot.com/2006/05/girlfriend-60-vs-wife-10.html

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There are 55 comments:
Male 2,781
HAHAHAHAH OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! YOU GUYS PROBABLY NEED TO KNOW SOME `G33K SP34K` --COMPUTER LINGO, TO REALLY KNOW WHAT THE PAGE`S ALL ABOUT.
IF YOU DON`T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW CPU`S RUN, YOU DON`T GET IT AND YOU POST STUP`D COMMENTS.
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Male 88
lol so true so true..
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Male 40
Guys, did you know that Family Ties is off the air?? DAMNIT!!
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Male 904
^ I probably shouldn`t have said that - There are far too many people around here that need to find a sense of humour, and won`t realise that I am joking.
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Male 904
Theres a lot of people who have an unfortunately skewed view of the world. I reckon it all started going to pot when they made it illegal to beat your woman.
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Female 157
Wow, everyone`s freaking out. I liked it, I found it funny. It is, in a way, making fun of men who complain about their wives. It`s done in a clever way.
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Male 2,603
EstiloPanama: Apparently there`s this thing called "loneliness", an undiscriminating epidemic pervasive throughout all human culture. Topple that with the culturally recognized custom of union (namely marriage), and you`ll soon see (one can but hope) why so many men (and women) get married.

And why do you suppose men (though women are just as likely to) constantly complain within marriage? Well, y`see, Freud deduced there was a force called the "Id" and one called the "Superego" and that these forces oft collide to generate give-and-take behavior. Topple *that* with marriage, and you`ll soon see (one yet hopes) how and why marriage is very much a game of give-and-take-and-gripe-or-afterwards-have-sex.

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Male 559
I thought it was halarious.
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Female 226
To quote Jeff Foxworthy: "Nobody wants to be the 70 year old at the singles bar."
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Female 501
gee TCK15 your such a clever boy. (baby talk) woozie woochie goo. back to things that matter slightly. i ended up reading the suicide notes on that site, man thats some pretty f-ed up stuff
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Male 1,385
nice
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Male 161
YEAH!!! WOMEN ARE STUPID!!!
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Male 651
Jesus. That page was a JOKE, you retards, not an invite to debate the faults of both sexes. You people need a sense of humor, especially you women who took offense to the joke.

IAB needs to stop running Stupidity 10.5 and Bitch-`n-Moan 2006 on its servers. It also needs an edit button.

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Male 2,510
Lmao, if you understand computer jargin, this will all be very funny. People who call this guy a geek should think for a second, He probably has a highly paid job, nice car, great house, why wouldnt women not look at him? Haha
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Male 107
Vindicate, you can love someone when you marry them but grow to hate them after so many years. In this case, you would be marrying someone you like and still be able to write this article.
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Male 2,551
"If you ever do manage to get S.E.X. running, then you better have upgraded it with condom.zip, otherwise, you`ll probably get viruses like `child1.exe`"
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Male 2,551
"Wife 2.0 is also an `internet nanny`"
"really? How so?"
"If wife 2.0 catches you downloading porn.exe, she
crashes the computer, and possibly destroys
`sector 0`"
"what is sector 0?"
"the base of the computer, memory hard drives etc"

xD

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Male 438
New Program: Cool Wife 3.0

Takes care of the kids, Cooks, Cleans, Has her own Job, and takes care of her man like many women seem to have forgoten how to do.

How cool?

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Male 2,551
mother in law - rearranged = woman hitler

enough said.

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Male 1,866
wife 3.0 comes with REAL hair and REAL toenail clippings. from REAL girls! those a-biotic species that are stucturally different from males! quick order YOUR new cyber wife, with real humping action [italics]today[/italics]
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Female 380
Promiscous mode? So he wants his wife to sleep around with other men than him. Well, either he needs to brush up his vocabulary or he is a very understanding man. I suspect it is the former because I do not think, given the context of the article, he would feel OK if other men were using the "Hardware Probe" feature on his wife.
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Male 103
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD
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Male 161
"But most people these days get married for either a) Money or b) physical appearances. Love is extremely rare, but lust is King. (Lust is oft confused with love. Very sad, but very accountable for the 50%+ divorce rate in the U.S.)"

I would say women are more likely to get married for money, and men are more likely to get married for physical apperence. I`m never going to get married, I really don`t see the point in it. If you love somebody, you dont need a peice of paper to prove it.

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Female 2,074
"..Though I never understood why men bother getting married when they know they`ll just be complaining later on in life."

I agree whole-heartedly.

But most people these days get married for either a) Money or b) physical appearances. Love is extremely rare, but lust is King. (Lust is oft confused with love. Very sad, but very accountable for the 50%+ divorce rate in the U.S.)

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Male 161
--- Crashes your computer"

"poo...Looks like I`m stuck with this thing..."

"Yep.

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Male 161
"Hello Techsupport, I just upgraded my Girlfriend 6.0 to a Wife 1.0 and I don`t think my Wife 1.0 seems to be working properly."

"Well what seems to be the problem?"

"Well for some reason it wont run Blowjob.exc anymore, can you tell me whats wrong?"

"Oooh, sorry. You see, when you upgrade to a Wife 1.0 it will no longer be able to play Blowjob.exc anymore."

"Damn, well are there any advatadges to getting Wife 1.0 instead of keeping your old Girlfriend 6.0?"

"Not really, and when your running your Wife 1.0 DO NOT even try to install Threesome 7.5 or else you might get the BITCH virus."

"The bitch virus?"

"Yeah it`s when your Wife 1.0 doesn`t do any of its normal functions, like run S.E.X. or Make-Dinnerex."

"Damn, this Wife 1.0 really sucks...Anyway I can get my old Girlfriend 6.0 running again?"

"Nope, sorry. And if you try to get a new Girlfriend 6.0 your Wife 1.0

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Female 1,033
NERD
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Male 183
I am running Loneliness 3.2.1
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Male 651
"i think this geek should be happy enough a girl looks at him"

"lol @ nacaz2 .. lol stupid geeks haha"

Awwww...are the wittle morons jealous that geeks are more intelligent and earn more money than them?

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Male 2,603
Vindicate, married couples can split up due to prior lack of communication, but that tendency is irrelevant in understanding the on-going joke in the article. No, I was commenting on what you perceived to be hatred in marriage when most trivial arguments are merely venting, which is the theme of the joke. And it`s clearly an inside joke, so one can`t expect a majority of people to appreciate it. It`s their own failing for considering it `tedious`.
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Male 53
Why do men get married? Well, GF 6.0 keeps b*tching at you to upgrade. Either that or Norton Baby Search is blue when GF 6.0 is operating it.

Actually the truth is that women tend to not be control freaks until they are married.

*Disclaimer-this post was posted in humor and is not to be taken for the truth. The writer`s testicles are protected against physical abuse.

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Male 158
the 1.0 and 6.0 are backwards in the title T_T
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Female 511
Overmann - Humans are social. I was commenting on the idiocy of entering into a contract with someone you would end up hating for various behavioral/social/personal habits. Communication is the key to most relationships and most of these unhappy marriages seem to stem from a lack of communication about goals/desires/acceptable v. unacceptable behaviors BEFORE entering into a marriage contract. Ideally, all these issues would be hammered out while young (so new prospects can be found more easily) and if there are irreconcilable differences, the two would split and move on. Maybe that`s too logical for most people, but it does make sense. It would be like buying a brand new car without comparing specs, test driving or trying to negotiate on price.
As far as the humor goes - it was way too long to be an effective humor mechanism for those who don`t understand geekisms. So humorous for those that understand, tedious for everyone else.
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Female 296
That was mildly amusing. Go go geeks! My people... *embraces*
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Male 1,478
Funny as hell... True as hell... isn`t that sad as hell?
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Male 241
"Marriage is like a bank account. You take out, put in... And sometimes you lose interest."
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Male 2,603
Vindicate, humans are social creatures who constantly generate relationships with others (the exceptions to this rule are in the minority). I myself don`t feel a need to burden myself with marriage, but I imagine if you asked most married men they`d say they`d rather be married than not, especially the older generations.

This comical internet tidbit is only poking fun at the love-hate relationships and venting so accompanied with marriage.

On a side note, I remember my Psychology instructor reading this out to the class. Good times.

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Male 152
wow, its really amazing the effort people will go through to totally MISS the humor in things =p

life`s too short to criticize everything guys, lighten up. geeks are just smart people with a tech fetish.

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Female 101
Repost.....no?
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Male 904
Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conficts over shared use of the I/O port. Haha I`m pissing myself!!! I have a very immature sense of humour!

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Male 664
"the option to uninstall at any time without the loss of cache and other system resources"

Haha.

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Male 1,115
Hahahahahaha, funny. I lost all my MSMoney files, OH no!!!! but it is easy to lose interest.
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Female 45
They have a boyfriend one out there too which is much closer to the truth lol
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Female 873
That was boring and long so i didnt read it!
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Male 316
I loved it...I don`t know why you guys are complaining, it is just a joke. Have a little sense of humor...
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Female 125
I agree with Vindicate
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Male 15
Vindicate is right, although it seems a bit far fetched for a joke.
I can`t understand getting married to someone that you`re gonna hate.
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Male 609
lol @ nacaz2 .. lol stupid geeks haha
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Male 820
i think this geek should be happy enough a girl looks at him
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Female 511
Definitely boring. Couldn`t make myself read the whole thing. *yawn* What a shock, guys want to b*tch about their wives. Though I never understood why men bother getting married when they know they`ll just be complaining later on in life. Seems rather... idiotic to set yourself up for failure like that. Not to mention it`s impossible to feel sympathy when they`ve been duly warned by others and (obviously) haven`t taken the time to discuss all problematic behaviors with their fiancee beforehand. Nope, ignorance isn`t much of an excuse nor is a decision to ignore future consequences cause to give pity.

/end rant of male and female dynamics stupidity

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Female 145
kinda gay..
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Male 331
not really funny... its basically what all married men seem to say... but in a lamer way....
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Male 152
gotta love having the geek sense of humor =D

there`s a couple features i`d like to see on the wife 2.0 program as well

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Male 651
Old, but still amusing.
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Female 7
Link: Girlfriend 1.0 vs. Wife 6.0 [Rate Link] - What system are you running?
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