French Military Victories

Submitted by: violingirl77 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

We kid the French, of course.
There are 59 comments:
Male 29
I don`t see why all these wars took so long. The esiest way to defeat the French in war is to declare war.
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Female 4
Was funny until i read the comments!!! u lot are a bunch ov moaners aren`t u, well enywayz i chukled, but dnt diss the french coz they is boom nd got nice food oh yer, u say then ent bin defeated but... dus tony blair rule france? i dnt thnk so, tht is a victory in it`s own!!!
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Female 19
"Nobody hates the french! At least among us! The post was funny cause it`s kind of truth remarking! But is not that people hate the french! Well maybe americans do not like them very much!"

I hate it when people generalize. I`m Franko-American, so many people over here love France. Not liking the government doesn`t mean you hate the country. I want to live there someday.

And I can`t believe Joan of Arc was never mentioned.

Okay, people, it is just a joke though. And don`t go on about Americans making jokes about others when we make horrible jokes about ourselves, too. And we can`t help it that we have idiotic people over here, like there are both idiotic and amazing people in Canada, France, Englang, China, Mexico, ect.

Welcome to life. Plus, I still call them french fries and french toast. Please don`t yell at Americans for generalizing and then doing it yourslef. It is hypocritical.

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Female 1,596
Sakamura chill out this is a site for funny stuff and cool stuff
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Female 2
Ok, wow guys. I know France has had it`s share of military defeats, but we can`t forget that France was on the winnng side of both world wars. Furthermore, why does no one think of Napoleon I??? He was victorious at numerous battles, including his Italian campaign and Egyptian campaign. Then after him, there was Napoleon III. Does no one know their european history???? (I am from the US btw).And also, someone else mentioned that they `beat themselves,` so if the lost to themselves, then they also won... and this is probably in reference to the French revolution, and that had to happen because Louis XVI sucked. So... as funny as this is, it`s not true.
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Male 78
Toshikazu just got TOLD! BAM!


BURN!

Do you want Fries with that SERVE!

Ouch!


dumb penis.

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Male 109
LEIK OMGorx111!!!11!! PH0T05h0p3d!1!!111!1!!!
That`s and old joke. That particular one was from albino blacksheep.
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Female 231
Toshikazu wrote:
"Also, Surreality, you kinda prove my point. I believe you meant to say "Franchophobes" Please learn to type. TO EVERYONE ELSE. THIS IS NOT 4CHAN. EVERY DAY IS NOT REPOST DAY. Thank you for your time."

Clean up your own act before you criticize others.
Surreality clearly DID mean francoPHONEs and not francoPHOBEs. She said "I love french and francophones" with a francophone being someone who speaks french, as in the francophones of Quebec for example. Does it make sense to day "I love french and people who hate french people" ?
No, I don`t think so.

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Male 1,521
Nobody hates the french! At least among us! The post was funny cause it`s kind of truth remarking! But is not that people hate the french! Well maybe americans do not like them very much!
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Male 12
Also, Surreality, you kinda prove my point. I believe you meant to say "Franchophobes" Please learn to type. TO EVERYONE ELSE. THIS IS NOT 4CHAN. EVERY DAY IS NOT REPOST DAY. Thank you for your time.
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Male 12
I have a strange feeling that I-am-bored would be a lot less $|-|itty if all the noobs under 18 would stop posting. Serious, get the |=uck out of middle school before you get on some kind of forums or whatnot.
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Female 57
It was cute, but people take hating the French way too seriously. I don`t mind political jokes, but honestly. What did they ever do? J`aime Francais, et les Francophones!
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Male 365
This is atleast 5 years old but laughing at the French never gets old!
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Male 237
Thing is: it would be funny if some people who laugh didn`t take it seriously. I don`t really care about all that, I`m no French anyways (have French friends though)... but I care about people spreading lies with political agenda where some think it has some truth base. It has none.
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Female 8
hahahaha that was great
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Male 2,510
The Normans are from Normandy, you penis

^^^ lol.

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Male 2,312
I hate my president.
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Male 1,521
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wait... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That was just great!!!!! Sorry but the words Military, brave and victories do not match with the word French!!!!! Sorry about it but everybody knows that!
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Male 1,550
lol
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Male 127
hahaha...haha
funny for a minute or two.
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Male 210
Cheap shot and I`m from the otherside of the Channel. This whole anti-french thing following the build-up to the Iraq war with `freedom fries` (how petty!?) and boycotts. Guess they turned out right in the end with the whole WMD situation.

Why do people like to dislike the French? I`ve met some arrogant French people and some perfectly nice French people, just like any other nation. Get over the biggotry people.

P.S. Napolean was Corsican, largely considered to be non-French (like saying a Scotsman is English).

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Female 670
so tired to read sorry
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Female 1,134
hahaha silly french people lol that was funny ^^ i love it
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Male 904
P.S. Christ I wish people would engage brain before opening trap! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normans
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Male 904
duncstar - nice one, but he can`t be that much of a f***wit if he`s been relieved of all duties on full pay!

I thought this was funny, I`d honestly never seen it before. But I`m English. Were allowed to hate the Frence. Because were English.

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Male 46
Funny Funny stuff! Although the french did help us Americans in the revolution so ya gotta give them some credit.
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Female 1,426
sakamura, i don`t think monkeys should be presidents either. ok?
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Male 919
They won the war because we were allys...
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Male 336
ilove this pooi saw it last year, drat the french they suck
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Male 354
Hey France lovers, just look at France today instead of reminiscing about the late 1700s. The French president surrendered to a bunch of spoiled brat kids who protested a law that would have helped to reverse the idiotic socialist system.
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Male 1,808
nothing against the french just thought it was funny.
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Male 664
"The Normans were French?? NORman NORway perhaps...
Geezz..."

The Normans are from Normandy, you penis.

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Male 407
duncstar, you go back to school. Nomany was a viking settlement in France, normally the vikings would have moved on but in this case they stayed, eventually being considered french. The normans, were not really french. Napoleon is one example of a Frenchman who had a good military run though, I guess everyone gets thier 15 minutes of uh.. not getting thier ass kicked.
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Male 237
another one!! for the UK members, try f***wit. hilariws
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Male 237
Johan_vh, seriously, go back to school. Norway and Scandinavia, the Vikings. France (or what was then some other place with not the exact borders) had William the Conquerer and he was a Norman. geezz
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Male 32
This is older than the internet, older than Jesus. I remember seeing this in middle school.
It`s also not funny. I think I`ve heard every stupid French joke ever and they`re not funny anymore. Besides, France helped us win against the British, so it`s not really fair to call them cowards in terms of military.
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Male 1,406
Quote: Can I point you to your own Miserable Failure, Ignorant Bigots or Worst president ever to see if you same stupid people laugh?

Yes I still laugh. If anything I laugh harder. Like in spongebob, you have to laugh at yourself.

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Male 15
It`s true. Bush and America get made fun of every day on this site (hell, Sukurmama had to throw a hissy fit and fit in a jab herself). But one barb thrown at the frogs, and everybody has to whine about it? Come on....
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Male 1,406
Very old, but very funny.
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Female 16
Hey Sakamura it`s a joke!! Don`t take it so seriously. America gets made fun of CONSTANTLY and we take it in stride.
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Male 382
Made me laugh, but then I thought it was a little stupid...
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Male 12
"Well, great for that new low."
Quite. I have to admit, the only reason I even joined back up to this place was so I could come in and joke the 10 and 13 year olds that are I-Am-Bored.com`s cancer so bad that they will hopefully never bother to get online again. I`ve come a long way, just to share this dream with you all. COME ON EVERYBODY LETS UNdratUP I-AM-BORED!!
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Male 237
Old, cheap shot, totally politically ridden and absolutely untrue. Can I point you to your own Miserable Failure, Ignorant Bigots or Worst president ever to see if you same stupid people laugh? That`s called "google bombing" and was funny a few years ago. Now that very old picture is not even a google bombing, it`s just some guy who had fun doing this page to give his political opinions. Well, great for that new low.
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Male 1,115
^lol, everyone forgets about Napolean. poor France :_(
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Male 1
The Normans were French?? NORman NORway perhaps...
Geezz...
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Male 626
Have none of you heard of the Normans? They were French and they conquered the whole of Europe. Oh and Napoleon who nearly did the same untill England kicked his ass. I`ll leave to to think about that. Peace out.
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Male 200
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Male 329
ze french are lovers, not fighters, so i dont reckon they care. oh and they got taken over by germany in WW2 because they were expecting a good old fashioned trench war... weren`t expecting germany to use pesky tanks and stuff and storm their lines. The germans cheated in my opinion. shoulda listened to De Gaulle... SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!
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Female 1,972
If you type the search phrase in google the results are similar to the photoshopped picture...it`s life imitating art
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Male 424
Omg, i have never seen this before. This has not been there for like ever since google has been there.

It`s SO new

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Male 2,567
Lol
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Male 651
Lame.
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Male 567
old yet still funny, unlike myself
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Female 1,972
I really like the history channel
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Female 1,972
Things that have beaten France:
England, Italy 2x, Muslims, Caesar, Prussia, Germany (they forgot that germany had boats, avoiding the Magineau line altogether), the plague, the Vietcong, the whole of Europe a few times, Huns, Hugenots, Vikings, Algierians, Mexico, the Frence themselves...
let me know if I missed any
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Male 1,407
Yes, let`s find something as old as the internet itself and post it here. Yes, let`s all do that.

Incidentally "The Military History of France" is today`s featured article on Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_hi...

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Male 820
check the images, theres a good thing mentioning every single war theyve lost for the last couple of millenia.

but hey, always a laugh

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Male 1,526
HAHAHAHA. hmmm.well, that woud be a good thing...if they werent invaded so often
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Female 1,426
Link: French Military Victories [Rate Link] - We kid the French, of course.
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