Evil Engrish Resson

Submitted by: I_LOVE_AAR 11 years ago in Entertainment

Self explainatory.
There are 74 comments:
Female 340
reading is painful to me too. hey does anyone else smell chow mein?
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Male 1
this is so funny

10 10 0ne lol
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Female 1,572
:)..That`s it..I`m moving to japan..:)
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Male 2,781
ROFLMAO CHICA
THANX FOR BRINGING IN MADOXX`S BADASS PAGE
HE`S MY IDOL YOU KNOW. HAHAHAHAHAH
ANYWAY
I`M BADASS! AND GIRL, YOU KNOW IT`S TRUE.

LOL...GET IT?...PROBABLY NOT...HEHE :-D U BLONDE BY ANY CHANCE?

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Male 1
Sorry young ones, you need to be an English teacher in an Asian country to get the humor behind this one... or associate with it :)
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Female 226
Frankly, it annoys the piss out of people and makes you look quite idiotic. If you want attention, this guide ( http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/... ) may be a good bet. Also, great touch on the broad gender/age generalization and the insult. If it were anymore creative, it`d be as good as Milli Vanilli. Just keep saying this to youself. I`m sure it will come true eventually.
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Male 2,781
...BEATLEADDICT THANK YOU FOR YOUR VALUABLE INPUT.
I UPGRADED MY PROFILE JUST A COUPLE MINUTES AGO SO PLEASE TAKE A FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR TIME TO BROWSE IT. I SAW YOUR PROFILE IS ALSO DUE FOR AN UPGRADE...THOUGH FOR YOU, I NOTICED THAT PROBABLY "PLAYING WITH BARBIE DOLLS" IS NOT IN THE OPTIONS GIVEN.
ANYWAY, I TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE I LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS. THAT A GOOD ENOUGH EXPLANATION FOR YOU?
NO? OK.. MAYBE IT`S BECAUSE I`M `SHOUTING`...NO?
MAYBE IT`S BECAUSE I`M STONED OFF MY ASS...I DON`T KNOW...COULD BE ANYTHING. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS REASONABLY OBVIOUS ENOUGH TO PERMIT ME TO OMIT ANY EXPLANATION. DIDN`T REALIZE THERE WERE SO MANY IDIOTS ONLINE NOWADAYS...
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Male 167
tentenseventh post
at first i didnt no wot they were talkin about but then my brain went "bling" an i zthought:
"oh yeaaah chibuanahami xiaijiao.. shoouldve thought of that earlier"
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Male 1,586
Wow - them japanese are a fine looking bunch.
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Female 226
AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
344 Posts Tuesday, May 30, 2006 6:13:08 PM
FARQUAA
Tuesday, May 30, 2006 4:44:07 PM
Did you have lower case letters in Mexico?

"YES ACTUALLY, BUT AS I HAVE EXPLAINED COUNTLESS TIMES IN PREVIOUS POSTS...
NVRMIND- I FIND IT A SURPRISE THAT PEOPLE KEEP B`TCHING ABOUT CAPS. NUMBNUTZ!!!"

IF you`re so tired of it-Why not stick it in your profile in the favorite book/song/food/car bits you left totally blank, they aren`t doing anything and this could greatly reduce the number of people bugging you. Also as we do not feel like sorting though every single i-a-b link to find you explaination, your refusal to state things makes it look suspicioisly reasonless.

Now on topic:

Yay, bastardizing a language in the learning process in fun to watch!

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Female 85
wtf? that`s hella weird... and funny. where do people get these ideas to stick people in rooms to watch people talk?? oh wait, my spanish teacher is like that. he pronounces jumbo jack as `yumbo yak`. =]
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Female 45
lmao that was hilarious
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Male 194
"ten....tenten... tentennine.... tententententententen" LOOOL brilliant.
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Female 178
what game show is this!?! WHY?!

That was freaking hilarious. I loved it.

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Female 106
Well, at least now I know that there`s worse TV than what they show here.
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Female 161
funny, but...


harsh.

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Female 688
I`m sorry, but I found that incredibly desturbing. Maybe it`s just my sense of humor.
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Female 1,697
best video ever!!!! lol, sory I posting so much, it`s just that every time I see this video makes my laugh harder and harder :)
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Female 1,697
I want to see what happends next!!!!
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Female 1,697
THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO ON I-A-B!!!!!!!

i COULDN`T STOP LAUGHING!!!!I couldn`t even brath!! definetly the funniest video I`ve seen on this site and many others

if I`m not mistaken, the game was about not smiling, if you did so, they slaped your ass with a cane, and after 3 or 4 times, they made the guys leave the classroom.

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Female 123
HAHHAA. ten ten! (:

what is this show called?

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Male 2,781
FARQUAA
Tuesday, May 30, 2006 4:44:07 PM
Did you have lower case letters in Mexico?

YES ACTUALLY, BUT AS I HAVE EXPLAINED COUNTLESS TIMES IN PREVIOUS POSTS...
NVRMIND- I FIND IT A SURPRISE THAT PEOPLE KEEP B`TCHING ABOUT CAPS. NUMBNUTZ!!!

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Female 237
ten ten one, ten ten two, then then tree, ten ten whore
XD
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Male 1,152
hah! 10ten1010ten10ten1010ten
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Male 84
lmfao, dude it must be torture having to watch a guy struggling thru the english language without laughing their asses off.
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Male 59
that kind of freaked me out.
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Male 1,225
Did you have lower case letters in Mexico?
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Female 601
This really boosts my confidence in learning Japanese. I can see how hard it is for them to read english, because of the way their language is structured. It is kinda funny though, I probably would laugh too, and then run from the guys with sticks.
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Male 2,781
IT`S LIKE CORPORAL PUNISHMENT, IF YOU LAUGH YOU GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED. WE HAD THAT IN MEXICO AS WELL TO PUNISH INSUBORDINATION. WE GOT THE METER STICK EITHER ON THE RUMP OR ON THE FINGERTIPS...
DIFFERENT CULTURE THAN THE USA I GUESS.
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Male 14
Well in that show those guys cannot laugh for 24 hours straight or they get another whipping. So far i seen another one where its sorta like lunch time and this weird girl dances to christina agulira and brittany spears infront of those guys and they crack up. So yeah i thought i pissed my pants.

"10 10 1" lol!

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Male 1,882
Ten... ten... tentententententententen.
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Male 77

Im just wondering why every time they laugh they get beat with a stick.
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Male 555
one of the best jap show`s i`ve seen
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Male 7
umm, i really didn`t get the point of the show. if you laugh you get wacked. i know of a better japanese show though. Endurence
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Male 1,521
Somebody has to put more of this Crazy Japanese clips! They are so bloody funny!
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Male 1,521
Willowpuff; Well you see it`s some sort of competition! They put this funny guy reading bad English; and if the guys in the class laugh at it, they beat their asses!
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Female 2,220
I don`t get it.
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Male 1,550
10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 395
lol
soooo funny
i like how they get spanked, i wish they did that here...
anyone else into bdsm?
lol
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Male 152
wow, i tried to hold in my laughter too b/c im in the office and i ended up farting and laughing at the same time =p
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Male 626
Aaahhhh... this takes me back to my French GCSE`s. I could count up 999,999,999,999 in french, but I don`t know what trillion is in french. I am not joking! When you can do up to 99 all you have to do is add on cent or mill or whatever. Everything else I was bad at though.
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Male 83
...GOD I COULD MAKE A KILLING AS A COMIC OVER THERE IF THIS SHEET MANAGES TO MAKE THE AIRWAVES!!!
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Male 1,083
What kind of sadistic crap is this? They sit you down and beat your arse if you laugh.... would we even allow this ?
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Female 249
What do they win beside a plump bums?
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Male 1,225
Wouldn`t this be the same as a bunch of English speakers who know Spanish laughing at someone learning Spanish? That was me being laughed at in the 9th grade... but hell that was funny...
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Female 14
hilarious. did it not occur to him that they would have found a more efficient way to say "ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten?"
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Male 49
haha, ten ten ten.
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Female 458
I want to learn Japanese, but I hope it isn`t going to be this tough! Those poor guys, trying so hard not to laugh! That one biting down on the book couldn`t help cracking up the most.
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Male 339
That was one of the funniest things I`ve ever seen on IAB. Thanks to whoever found it. As a former ESL student I really appreciated it.
Ten Ten One!
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Male 1,115
i cant really understand this humor unless I`ve been there myself.
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Female 173
ten ten ten ten....LMAO

they are soo funny, those japanese...

i love their sense of humour

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Male 916
It`s somehow amusing, although it`s still odd entertainment to me. Those spankings must hurt a lot!
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Male 1,478
So a load of english speaking japanese people watch this moron stumble through our beautiful language and if they laugh they get spanked?

Great tv.

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Male 1,521
OMG!!!!!!!!! That was just so funny!!!!!! Japanese shows are great!!!!!!!!! OMG! There was this guy "Kendo" Or something they allways beat his ass! Poor guy! He was always laughing! Hahaha! And the Guy reading the Engrish word thing also was hilarious!
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Male 2,057
still funny tho
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Female 1,972
Some of those Japanese game shows scare the hell out of me- this was no exception.
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Female 82
Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten! Hee hee hee!

I thought he wa doing pretty good reading considering its a whole different alphabet ^^

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Female 882
Well at least he knows his ten times table.
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Female 58
i didn`t find it funny. i got bored a few minutes in.
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Male 7
There always love to Punish Insubordination with Pain, It sorta makes a balance to them, Still Funny as hell!
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Female 45
what the hell? how did that work? who chose who gets their ass kicked? wtf?
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Male 239
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10... LOL!! I laughed so hard... wooo... that was a trip.. Japanese Shows are Funny... A So Desu Ka.
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Male 195
personally i will not see half the humor in this till i understand whatever language they speak
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Female 1,211
that was boring.
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Female 123
What? No "r" in evil? :o
The video was humorous.
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Female 150
Wow...that was one of the oddest things I`ve ever seen!
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Female 665
ten ten one! (that is actually how they count sorta. like 21 would be two ten one)
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Male 493
It`s Japanese comedy. See, in Japan, comedy makes you laugh. Here in America you`d rather kill yourself than sit through another 5 minutes of Will and Grace, so you watch the abortion that is American Idol instead.
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Male 569
What the hell is going on in Japan? That was funny, but WTF?
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Female 11
heh... "one two three whore five six..."
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Male 820
great to see asians laughing at other asians inability to speak
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Female 1,033
was that boring to anybody else?
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Male 266
saw this on fugly.com very very funny though
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Female 18
Link: Evil Engrish Resson [Rate Link] - Self explainatory.
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