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Date: 05/05/06 02:27 AM

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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 12:14 am
    Link: Electric Roadsigns and Me - Not too hard to hack a road sign I guess.
  2. Profile photo of Ashley
    Ashley Female 13-17
    125 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 2:35 am
    LOL thats a pretty good idea :-)
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    upendy Female 13-17
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    May 5, 2006 at 2:37 am
    :-D
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    Zody Female 18-29
    188 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 2:59 am
    Klaatu Barada Nikto!!!!!

    Hahahahahah! That`s awesome!

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    Wyrenth Male 18-29
    251 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 3:13 am
    Ah, our wonderful Department of Transportation workers, leaving out their great big toys for everybody to play with. :)
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    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 3:58 am
    LMAO. Writing the password right there? The workers deserved it. X)
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2006 at 4:04 am
    Meh. not quite distracting enough.

    How about:

    "I`m in your back seat"

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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
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    May 5, 2006 at 4:06 am
    Yeah. I Would Of Put Something More Funny In There. Because I Do Not Know What Klaatu Barada Nikto Means.
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    ibigfire Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 4:38 am
    In jokes like "Klaatu Barada Nikto" are the best. The few who get them will laugh harder than the people who would get a more widely known joke. For example, putting in "All your base" would be just lame... but years ago, when it was a little injoke between the truely |337 of the `net, it woulda been hilarious.

    P.S. STOP TAKING OUR GEEK JOKES AND MAKING THEM WIDELY KNOWN! PLEASE! *sigh* I remember when |337 5p34|< was actually |337.

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    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 5:09 am
    B-Hazard, I agree with you. That definitely would have been more humorous...and would have freaked someone who watches way too many horror movies such as myself. I could only imagine reading that flashing sign going home from work at night:/
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 5:21 am
    I got a hankerin` for some tinkerin`.....gotta go!
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    donxkey Female 18-29
    95 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 5:29 am
    |337 5p34|< was never |337
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    tambourine33 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 5:31 am
    That was pretty sad. He had a great opportunity to put something genuinely amusing on there.

    What a ponce!

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    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 6:07 am
    ibigfire is a nerd.
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    Jon1984 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 6:22 am
    That guy sounds like the kind of person who does something very pathetic and thinks he`s a comedic genius for it.

    What a wasted opportunity to put something genuinely funny up on those signs.

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    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 6:39 am
    ":im in your back seat" would make me pee my pants in fear
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 7:48 am
    "Klaatu Baraba Nikto" is also what he had to say when he took the Book of the Dead in Army of Darkness, right? Cause that`s what I thought before I read the paragraph underneath the picutre.
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    djdaphalgan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 8:37 am
    On the first roadsign, something weird like "Klaatu Baraba Nikto" is ok, but than on the second, i`ll put something like "Smile, you`re on candid camera"
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    guapodude Male 13-17
    329 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 8:42 am
    Brilliant!
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2006 at 8:52 am
    LOL as a civil engineer i see these signs all the time. (sneaks off to nearest job site)
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    HairyEyeball Male 13-17
    451 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 9:44 am
    wat does Klaatu Baraba Nikto mean
  22. Profile photo of YevraHNairB
    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 10:10 am
    ^^ Did you not read the story? Anyway this guys articles are always great.
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    furbie17 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 10:30 am
    LOL that story was GREAT!!!! 10/10 :)
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 10:47 am
    Ohhh they dont have those where i live, i`d love to do that
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2006 at 10:59 am
    lol. I thought of another one.

    "EXTREME CAUTION:
    WATCH OUT FOR"

    yes, that`s the whole thing.

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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2006 at 11:01 am
    ^^ Hahaha that would be the best....I can just see all the double takes now.
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    Banyan Male 13-17
    107 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    lol.

    Put thats `a sheep your dragging from your car, you know.`

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    Jov_BH Male 18-29
    91 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    That`s great, I`ll try it myself if I ever come accross a useless roadsign too.

    Weren`t those the words Ash had to remember in Army of Darkness too?

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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    Mine would have read:
    "Free prostitutes next 5 miles"
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 12:24 pm
    well I had to get past the damn schools web filter, but haha..another good joke well done, he did a nice job covering his ass =P
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 12:24 pm
    zug is the greatest.
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    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    i would, being the immature teenager that i am, put something like `your mum says hi!`
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2006 at 1:51 pm
    "Klaatu Barada Nikto" hahah lmao hell yea Army of Darkness kicks @$$!!!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 2:12 pm
    hahahahahahaaa
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    3 mehs Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    ufo crossing ha :-D
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    I WOULD HAVE PUT SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF YO* S*C* COC* YO* ST*PID D*MB F*C*!!!
    SOMETHING WAY OBSCENE
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    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    i woulda put, "Vote For Pedro"
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    disciple99 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    that was pretty funny, i agree with b-hazard though, they could have been alittle more distracting.
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    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    "i woulda put, "Vote For Pedro""

    Lmao, I woulda put all your base.

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    FyrfytinGirl Female 13-17
    55 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    Had that been on an interstate or freeway, I would have put "ROAD ENDS - .5 MILES." on the first sign.

    And on the second - "HANG ON FOR THE RIDE!"

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    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    `"Klaatu Barada Nikto" hahah lmao hell yea Army of Darkness kicks @$$!!!`

    The Day the Earth Stood Still kicks Army of Darkness`s ass. :)

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    elroy72 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 6:29 pm
    ll i like the last line "By programming that phrase, the machines were unable to take over the world."
  43. Profile photo of DTMan67
    DTMan67 Male 13-17
    90 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    lol that was awesome
    i agree that he couldve put up some good ideas but then i thought:
    hey if he does lame ones like that then MORE PEOPLE can do it and use good jokes

    so by using bad ideas hes opening his prank up to ALL of us. ¡¡yay!!

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    teamsonic Male 18-29
    83 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 8:44 pm
    |_| /\|23 /\ l=/_/<|<1|\|6 |\|3|2|)!!!

    if you got that, its soo true. go play some sports or something.

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    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 8:47 pm
    i wanna try that...nigga
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    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 8:47 pm
    wtf does that say teamsonic?
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    CityHigh Female 13-17
    44 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 8:48 pm
    I agree with SarahColleen I`d be freaked out!!!!
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 8:52 pm
    "The mystical phrase Ash is supposed to speak when he takes the Necronomicon, "Clatto Verata Nicto" (As it is in the script) is a reference to the classic science fiction film The Day the Earth Stood Still. In the film, the phrase "Klaatu barada nikto" is used to cancel the robot Gort`s attack."
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    May 5, 2006 at 11:40 pm
    I would have put "Random children flying into street- next five miles"
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 12:57 am
    I`m so proud that so many of my fellow I-A-B-ers are fans of Army of Darkness. You guys kick ass. Groovy.
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    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 1:11 am
    Ash only used Clatto Verata Nicto in Army of the Dead as a joke to The Day the Earth stood still. A very nice Sci- Fi movie with a cool rrobot named gort that fries thing with his eyes. But when reprogramming a sign it was kinda stupied to do something most people in the world are too stupied to get. Putting down all your base though is equally stupied. If anything make a universal joke or something. I would`ve done " Workers should pay more attention to their jobs"
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    ghostkev Male 18-29
    67 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 1:18 am
    awesome
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 1:26 am
    -Ash only used Clatto Verata Nicto in Army of the Dead as a joke to The Day the Earth stood still. A very nice Sci- Fi movie with a cool rrobot named gort that fries thing with his eyes. But when reprogramming a sign it was kinda stupied to do something most people in the world are too stupied to get. Putting down all your base though is equally stupied. If anything make a universal joke or something. I would`ve done " Workers should pay more attention to their jobs"-

    You don`t have to be `too stupied` to not understand something from a movie if you don`t understand it because you never saw it. and it`s spelled `stupid`.

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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 2:42 am
    I would have put, "Don`t Panic"...

    "If anything make a universal joke or something."
    No way... inside jokes are much funnier... I don`t care if you don`t get it, if I think it`s funny, I`ll say/do it...

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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 2:42 am
    BTW, TDTESS and AOD both kick ass!!!!!
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    StarStrike Female 13-17
    286 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 5:23 am
    LoL im gonna do that next time i see one of them hehe! "Im in your backseat" hahaha
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    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 7:02 am
    hahahaha halarious
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    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 11:32 am
    excuse me.. i have too erm leave and... attend to some business...
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    "I WOULD HAVE PUT SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF YO* S*C* COC* YO* ST*PID D*MB F*C*!!!
    SOMETHING WAY OBSCENE"
    thats why you live alone.
    and i have you agree with you there teamsonic.
    i would put something like "The Scary Door; next left", or in the same idea, "youve read it, you cant un-read it!" but that one is probly too long.
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    Ok, idea is cool, but there were about 8billion better things to make the sign say than that
  61. Profile photo of sk8infreek
    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    I would jump out of my car If at night I read I am in you backseat. There is so many movies about people being in backseats.
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    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    I might`ve put "Swlaa laa, next left"
    That`s my inside joke.
    And don`t tell me I`m dumb. Or crazy. Or stupid.
    I already know.
    (if anyone really wants to know wtf i mean by swlaa laa, post and I`ll put it in a spoiler)
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    There`s no spoilers in topics that aren`t about a game and...nvm
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    iEatChildren Female 13-17
    25 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    oh i would so do that!!
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    Athorn Female 18-29
    263 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    haaa klaatu barata nikto =D
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 7:27 pm
    Anyone else here hate Army of Darkness with a passion?

    I love Zug. Wish I understood the inside joke for the first sign without his explaining it.

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    sugarfreee Female 18-29
    173 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    "AREA QUARANTINED.
    PLEASE TURN AROUND"
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    "NO SPEED LIMIT AHEAD"
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    nomes007 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    May 7, 2006 at 3:34 am
    I saw AOD at a friends place, suddenly all their "boom stick" references made sense.

    Don`t know what I`d put. Maybe something like "Tourists: Go home now!" or "Speed cameras next 5km".

    My boyfriends house is actually on the highway, there`s lots of roadworks there lately....

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    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    May 7, 2006 at 9:54 pm
    lol id try that sometime but....considering i dont want to be arrested....im not gonna
    lol
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    trulylovemcr Female 13-17
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    June 2, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    it was hilarious but he could`ve just thought something more amusing and see how people would`ve reacted

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