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Date: 05/24/06 02:23 AM

51 Responses to Clerks 2 Trailer

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 12:43 am
    Link: Clerks 2 Trailer - Looks like much higher production value.
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    Erin24 Female 13-17
    266 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:27 am
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    acehigh Male 30-39
    90 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:31 am
    could possibly be funny!
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:32 am
    Jay got a new outfit. That`ll be hard to get used to.
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    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:37 am
    thats gonna be so horrible but im sure ill get high and go see it anyways
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    FLIPZ Male 18-29
    203 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 2:56 am
    never seen the first
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 3:07 am
    CLERKS is awsome! A true classic, the cartoon was kinda stupid though...CLERKS 2 though...i dunno, oh who am i kidding i`ll prolly go see it anyway.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:01 am
    ^^me too
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 4:59 am
    Are they the original guys? They look different! I never saw no movie with this guys anyway but I think they look like funnier be4!
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    Jon1984 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 5:22 am
    Kevin Smith needs to get some new ideas, still working off of a film he made 10 years ago. Don`t get me wrong, I like Dogma and Chasing Amy, and the original Clerks was very well written. Everything else was average I thought.
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    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 8:47 am
    More Jay and Silent Bob!!!!!
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    Free_Bird Male 18-29
    61 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 9:06 am
    Hell yeah, I can`t wait for it. And yes AVDPhoenix those are the original guys from the first one.
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    mostclever Female 30-39
    316 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 9:58 am
    Mallrats was pretty good too Jon.
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 11:51 am
    An Open Letter to Kevin Smith:

    Dear Kevin,

    Please just stop it. "Clerks" was very, very funny and broke a lot of new ground. I own a copy and watch it every couple of months. It`s genius.

    Now--everything else you`ve done has been absolute crap. I`ll admit a passing fancy for *Chasing Amy*, but that`s it. *Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back*--stupid. *Dogma*--your own brand of "dogma." *Jersey Girl*--what were you thinking? And don`t get me started on *Mallrats*.

    You`re probably a fine man, an intelligent and witty guy. You made a fine film. Please don`t make any more. Please, find something else to do. Why not write a new screenplay, something original, something to do with actual life? When you soapbox, Kevin, you hurt your films. When you try to relive the glory days, you just depress everyone.

    Now, please stop.

    Thank you.


    Bigoldjeffry (the Fat Dog)

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    Mikk3420 Male 13-17
    119 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 12:00 pm
    Didnt even know the 1st existed, funny anyways.
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    Didn`t know the first existed?

    Good Lord. Children these days . . .

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    Kasch Male 30-39
    2 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 12:25 pm
    Higher quality ?? drat you assbag the black n white quality of Clerks is what made it a classic, pull ur head outta ur ass.
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 1:08 pm
    dont look at his Wee wee, lol yes I`m a sucker for potty humor.
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    griffith12 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 3:12 pm
    dear big old jeffrey, you are a tasteless loser and no one likes you. get a life.
    love fugazigirl
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    Palfas Male 30-39
    411 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    Clerks was cool, Dogma was hella cool, this looks hella lame. Hehe, hella...
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    Uh . . . Griffith12, there`s no reason to speak, you cum-guzzling gutter skank. Now shut your mouth. I can smell the tuna & semen from here.

    And if you think I give a rat`s diseased rear end that anyone likes me, you`re stupider than I thought, which would make your IQ just south of a rotten turnip`s.

    Palfas, learn what humor is.

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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    Lol That part at the begining where Jay was doing a parody of the freaky transgender`ish serial killer from "Silence of the lambs" was a riot. Wonder how many peps got the reference?
  23. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    What`s a "pep?"
  24. Profile photo of jmcclure
    jmcclure Male 13-17
    133 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    This is old news. I personally think it looks awesome, though. I own the cartoon series and original movie on dvd and am hoping to get the special CLERKS X edition soon. BTW, did anyone else notice that Jay looks so burned out its not even funny?
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    floridarocks Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 5:50 pm
    wow that was funny
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    The original people look weird in color...
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    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 6:27 pm
    I can`t wait.....I love them all.
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 6:29 pm
    I can`t believe this, but I actually agree with bigoldjeffry the rap lover.

    I suppose Smith`s making this because he never could equal the original, and his sycophantic fans have been begging for it.


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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 6:33 pm
    if I think that jay, when he was younger looked hot, does that mean I`m stoned or is that normal?
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    Kissfreak Male 13-17
    144 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    danger danger i am anieken skywalker, my [email protected] acting has ruined me!!! lol
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    tonesontail Female 13-17
    55 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 7:07 pm
    Stop the sequels now!
  32. Profile photo of christa23
    christa23 Female 18-29
    308 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 8:17 pm
    I`m not even supposed to BE here today
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    Sexyjuliet Female 13-17
    94 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 8:53 pm
    oh i am so stoked.
  34. Profile photo of miss-spawn
    miss-spawn Female 18-29
    249 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 10:05 pm
    Kevin Smith is really cool, seriously.
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    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 10:42 pm
    Oh s`hit! I want to see this movie NOW!! Clerks is the best movie EVER and they put hardly any into it! Only Kevin Smith (best director ever) can be able to do that and still make people s`hit their pants in laughter.
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    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 11:41 pm
    OMG...where have you ppl been? This stuff has only been on the clerks2 website forever. Ugh. Jon and Jeffry can take a flying f-ing leap into a deep ravine. Don`t like K.S.? Then don`t go see his movies! Duh!
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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    May 24, 2006 at 11:43 pm
    "My god you`ve gotten fat."
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    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 12:33 am
    I don`t know what to think about a sequel, but the trailor looks pretty good. I wonder if the movie will be any good or not..
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 9:40 am
    Hey, TokenBabe, after you get done having group sex with your fat bearded boyfriend his his goth college buddy, put on your granny panties, get into the kitchen, and make me a sandwich, you fish-smelling nerd.
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    griffith12 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 11:07 am
    gosh big ol jeffry, if you didn`t care, you wouldn`t of responded. you would of ignored me. i feel bad for you. at least i don`t need to call you immature names, let me guess your really a 13 year old kid, at least, the last time i used any of those names i was about 13.
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 11:56 am
    Uhmm... griffith12,

    I assume you mean "would have" as opposed to "would of."

    Why oh why do I even discuss things with people so stupid?

    As long as you`re feeling bad for me, can you lay it on thick? I love to be pitied.

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    Nimneth Male 18-29
    6 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    Pretty old news. This trailer has been online for quite some time. The release date has been moved from August 18th to July 21st. For people who think the original actors look weird in your eyes. They have had small roles in some of Kevin`s other movies over the years. And bigoldjeffry...maybe you should try to get a life. If you don´t like the post or the idea of a new clerks movie(or any movie by Kevin for that fact) that´s okay, respond to that, but don`t try to act like you`re smarter than everyone who posts on this site, `cause you clearly aren`t.
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    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 5:58 pm
    Jeff, please go back under your bridge and wait for bigger billy goats.

    Griffin, while incorrect, was understandable and didn`t need the comment. These comments make you appear A. Retentive, pls stop, or perhaps invest in a bag of coal and see how long it takes for you to make a diamond.

    I`m a huge fan of K.S. C.Amy changed the way I think about relationships. Mallrats made me avoid chocolate pretzels. Dogma REALLY was just that much funnier if you`ve ever been Catholic.

    However, everything that`s come lately just hasn`t peaked my interest. There`s MacGigli (don`t say it in a theater). Jersey girl, eh. Strikes Back, only gut-busting if you`re an actor.

    K.S. was groundbreaking in the fact that he took a different pov than the H-wood norm, not archtypes but people we all KNEW from different points in our lives (the underage slut, the pot-head, the guy working through college at a crap job) and gave THEM a voice.

    I really hope he goes back to it someday.


  44. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 6:33 pm
    Everyone who argues with anyone over the internet is a granny-humping turd-licker.
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    So`s yer mum.
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:16 pm
    A mealy-mouthed simp wrote:
    "Jeff, please go back under your bridge and wait for bigger billy goats."

    Shut up, son. No one is addressing you.

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    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 1:32 pm
    So ANYWAY...

    For those of you panning Kevin Smith (rather than name calling one another like a bunch of grade schoolers) for being "unoriginal", I offer the following bit of information:

    Jason Mewes (Jay) has been fighting a drug addiction for years. Though Kevin Smith had planned for Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back to be the last of the J&SB series, he promised Jason that if he got clean they would do one more. And frankly, I can`t think of a more apt way of doing so than coming full circle and returning to the story and characters that started it all.

    And on a personal note, I think it looks funny.

  48. Profile photo of Robinski9
    Robinski9 Female 30-39
    67 posts
    May 26, 2006 at 1:32 pm
    I love Kevin Smith movies but I never liked Clerks for some reason. This could be funny though...we`ll see. :)
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    May 28, 2006 at 10:39 am
    Well, I loved "Clerks." And I really liked "Dogma" and "JASB Strike Back." I didn`t care for some of the other ones (though they all had funny moments), but, hell, it`s not like anyone is gonna make a hit every time. And KS writes and directs his stuff, so that makes it that much harder to have a hit every time.

    I`ll go see this one hoping that it`s even half as good as the original. And, if it is, it`ll be brilliant! Anything more is just icing. :-)

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    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    May 29, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    The original Clerks is an amazing movie, I`ve watched it countless times and the only thing that I don`t like about it is that the actors are almost always reading their lines off of a fixed point.
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    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 11:16 am
    leave bigoldjeffry alone all he said that he hated some flims

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