Clerks 2 Trailer

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment

Looks like much higher production value.
There are 51 comments:
Male 962
leave bigoldjeffry alone all he said that he hated some flims
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Male 555
The original Clerks is an amazing movie, I`ve watched it countless times and the only thing that I don`t like about it is that the actors are almost always reading their lines off of a fixed point.
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Male 4,431
Well, I loved "Clerks." And I really liked "Dogma" and "JASB Strike Back." I didn`t care for some of the other ones (though they all had funny moments), but, hell, it`s not like anyone is gonna make a hit every time. And KS writes and directs his stuff, so that makes it that much harder to have a hit every time.

I`ll go see this one hoping that it`s even half as good as the original. And, if it is, it`ll be brilliant! Anything more is just icing. :-)

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Female 67
I love Kevin Smith movies but I never liked Clerks for some reason. This could be funny though...we`ll see. :)
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Female 447
So ANYWAY...

For those of you panning Kevin Smith (rather than name calling one another like a bunch of grade schoolers) for being "unoriginal", I offer the following bit of information:

Jason Mewes (Jay) has been fighting a drug addiction for years. Though Kevin Smith had planned for Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back to be the last of the J&SB series, he promised Jason that if he got clean they would do one more. And frankly, I can`t think of a more apt way of doing so than coming full circle and returning to the story and characters that started it all.

And on a personal note, I think it looks funny.

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Male 594
A mealy-mouthed simp wrote:
"Jeff, please go back under your bridge and wait for bigger billy goats."

Shut up, son. No one is addressing you.

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Male 594
So`s yer mum.
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Male 664
Everyone who argues with anyone over the internet is a granny-humping turd-licker.
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Male 294
Jeff, please go back under your bridge and wait for bigger billy goats.

Griffin, while incorrect, was understandable and didn`t need the comment. These comments make you appear A. Retentive, pls stop, or perhaps invest in a bag of coal and see how long it takes for you to make a diamond.

I`m a huge fan of K.S. C.Amy changed the way I think about relationships. Mallrats made me avoid chocolate pretzels. Dogma REALLY was just that much funnier if you`ve ever been Catholic.

However, everything that`s come lately just hasn`t peaked my interest. There`s MacGigli (don`t say it in a theater). Jersey girl, eh. Strikes Back, only gut-busting if you`re an actor.

K.S. was groundbreaking in the fact that he took a different pov than the H-wood norm, not archtypes but people we all KNEW from different points in our lives (the underage slut, the pot-head, the guy working through college at a crap job) and gave THEM a voice.

I really hope he goes back to it someday.

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Male 6
Pretty old news. This trailer has been online for quite some time. The release date has been moved from August 18th to July 21st. For people who think the original actors look weird in colour...open your eyes. They have had small roles in some of Kevin`s other movies over the years. And bigoldjeffry...maybe you should try to get a life. If you don´t like the post or the idea of a new clerks movie(or any movie by Kevin for that fact) that´s okay, respond to that, but don`t try to act like you`re smarter than everyone who posts on this site, `cause you clearly aren`t.
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Male 594
Uhmm... griffith12,

I assume you mean "would have" as opposed to "would of."

Why oh why do I even discuss things with people so stupid?

As long as you`re feeling bad for me, can you lay it on thick? I love to be pitied.

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Female 206
gosh big ol jeffry, if you didn`t care, you wouldn`t of responded. you would of ignored me. i feel bad for you. at least i don`t need to call you immature names, let me guess your really a 13 year old kid, at least, the last time i used any of those names i was about 13.
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Male 594
Hey, TokenBabe, after you get done having group sex with your fat bearded boyfriend his his goth college buddy, put on your granny panties, get into the kitchen, and make me a sandwich, you fish-smelling nerd.
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Female 519
I don`t know what to think about a sequel, but the trailor looks pretty good. I wonder if the movie will be any good or not..
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Male 889
"My god you`ve gotten fat."
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Female 533
OMG...where have you ppl been? This stuff has only been on the clerks2 website forever. Ugh. Jon and Jeffry can take a flying f-ing leap into a deep ravine. Don`t like K.S.? Then don`t go see his movies! Duh!
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Male 377
Oh s`hit! I want to see this movie NOW!! Clerks is the best movie EVER and they put hardly any into it! Only Kevin Smith (best director ever) can be able to do that and still make people s`hit their pants in laughter.
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Female 249
Kevin Smith is really cool, seriously.
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Female 94
oh i am so stoked.
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Female 308
I`m not even supposed to BE here today
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Female 55
Stop the sequels now!
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Male 144
danger danger i am anieken skywalker, my [email protected] acting has ruined me!!! lol
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Female 1,697
if I think that jay, when he was younger looked hot, does that mean I`m stoned or is that normal?
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Male 1,399
I can`t believe this, but I actually agree with bigoldjeffry the rap lover.

I suppose Smith`s making this because he never could equal the original, and his sycophantic fans have been begging for it.

Sad.

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Female 368
I can`t wait.....I love them all.
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Female 1,403
The original people look weird in color...
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Male 36
wow that was funny
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Male 133
This is old news. I personally think it looks awesome, though. I own the cartoon series and original movie on dvd and am hoping to get the special CLERKS X edition soon. BTW, did anyone else notice that Jay looks so burned out its not even funny?
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Male 594
What`s a "pep?"
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Female 1,386
Lol That part at the begining where Jay was doing a parody of the freaky transgender`ish serial killer from "Silence of the lambs" was a riot. Wonder how many peps got the reference?
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Male 594
Uh . . . Griffith12, there`s no reason to speak, you cum-guzzling gutter skank. Now shut your mouth. I can smell the tuna & semen from here.

And if you think I give a rat`s diseased rear end that anyone likes me, you`re stupider than I thought, which would make your IQ just south of a rotten turnip`s.

Palfas, learn what humor is.

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Male 411
Clerks was cool, Dogma was hella cool, this looks hella lame. Hehe, hella...
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Female 206
dear big old jeffrey, you are a tasteless loser and no one likes you. get a life.
love fugazigirl
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Male 1,083
dont look at his Wee wee, lol yes I`m a sucker for potty humor.
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Male 2
Higher quality ?? drat you assbag the black n white quality of Clerks is what made it a classic, pull ur head outta ur ass.
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Male 594
Didn`t know the first existed?

Good Lord. Children these days . . .

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Male 119
Didnt even know the 1st existed, funny anyways.
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Male 594
An Open Letter to Kevin Smith:

Dear Kevin,

Please just stop it. "Clerks" was very, very funny and broke a lot of new ground. I own a copy and watch it every couple of months. It`s genius.

Now--everything else you`ve done has been absolute crap. I`ll admit a passing fancy for *Chasing Amy*, but that`s it. *Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back*--stupid. *Dogma*--your own brand of "dogma." *Jersey Girl*--what were you thinking? And don`t get me started on *Mallrats*.

You`re probably a fine man, an intelligent and witty guy. You made a fine film. Please don`t make any more. Please, find something else to do. Why not write a new screenplay, something original, something to do with actual life? When you soapbox, Kevin, you hurt your films. When you try to relive the glory days, you just depress everyone.

Now, please stop.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Bigoldjeffry (the Fat Dog)

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Female 316
Mallrats was pretty good too Jon.
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Male 61
Hell yeah, I can`t wait for it. And yes AVDPhoenix those are the original guys from the first one.
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Male 1,115
More Jay and Silent Bob!!!!!
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Male 210
Kevin Smith needs to get some new ideas, still working off of a film he made 10 years ago. Don`t get me wrong, I like Dogma and Chasing Amy, and the original Clerks was very well written. Everything else was average I thought.
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Male 1,521
Are they the original guys? They look different! I never saw no movie with this guys anyway but I think they look like funnier be4!
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Female 1,972
^^me too
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Male 1,152
CLERKS is awsome! A true classic, the cartoon was kinda stupid though...CLERKS 2 though...i dunno, oh who am i kidding i`ll prolly go see it anyway.
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Male 203
never seen the first
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Female 1,033
thats gonna be so horrible but im sure ill get high and go see it anyways
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Male 2,958
Jay got a new outfit. That`ll be hard to get used to.
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Male 90
could possibly be funny!
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Female 266
hehe
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Male 10,115
Link: Clerks 2 Trailer [Rate Link] - Looks like much higher production value.
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