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Date: 05/11/06 02:32 AM

52 Responses to Blazin` Hazen

  1. Profile photo of jbkane
    jbkane Male 18-29
    21 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 12:55 am
    Link: Blazin` Hazen - Average Homeboy is back with more dope rhymes and gratuitous butt shots.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:35 am
    uuuuum....
  3. Profile photo of chrn368
    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Platinum

    In all seriousness at least he has the tempo right.....

  4. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Just needs Tom Cruise dancing in the bachground and it will be the lasmest attempt at hip-hop by white people known on the web.
  5. Profile photo of Soccus
    Soccus Female 13-17
    21 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Is this guy actually serious?
  6. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:44 am
    oh yeah those beats have left me phasing
  7. Profile photo of Nacaz2
    Nacaz2 Male 13-17
    821 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:47 am
    this guy should trying and go back to washing the floors
  8. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:47 am
    i wonder if those girls knew if he was filming their ass

    *cut to scene of blazin hazin hiding behind sand dunes with massive 80`s video camera*

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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:58 am
    damit..
  10. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 3:11 am
    When Accountants go all Hood rat, it`s never pretty...it`s all mullets and ginormous cell phones circa 1989
  11. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 3:58 am
    LMAO DEMO WHITE GUY AGAIN!
  12. Profile photo of lamebrain
    lamebrain Male 70 & Over
    29 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 4:07 am
    i got 2 the part with him topless. eeeeeeeew. did it get any better. actualy made me laugh a bit.
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    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
    214 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 6:26 am
    I serously dont think he gets it
  14. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 7:44 am
    Umm.. lame! i dnt care what year it was.. just lame!
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    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 8:29 am
    My ears... THEY BLEED!!!!!!!
  16. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 10:29 am
    "i wonder if those girls knew if he was filming their ass"

    Umm, that was HIS ass.

  17. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 10:35 am
    really bad, i couldnt stop watching. he had no potential, poor guy, so lame.
  18. Profile photo of VolcomStoner
    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
    174 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 10:55 am
    Man, I almost melted right here in my seat... he was so blazin`! And that button-up sweater couldn`t get any hotter! Blazin` Hazen is truely blazin`.
  19. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 11:51 am
    A blazin hazen inspired rhyme:
    His name is blazin hazen, but he ain`t amazin`,
    He thinks he`s reli cool, but he`s just a fool,
    He thinks he`ll be big soon, but he`s a goon,
    Something that, that he must, he just must, bite the dust.
  20. Profile photo of NyQ
    NyQ Male 18-29
    375 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 12:28 pm
    i got thru 72 seconds!

    do i get some sort of prize?

  21. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    oh man...what the heck was that?????
    The eighties were a time we all should look down upon...
    Wait..I was born in the eighties...

    *Siiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhh*

    The memories

  22. Profile photo of onlytati
    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 12:53 pm
    does he know that sucks? or does he really think that hes blazin??
  23. Profile photo of YevraHNairB
    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 12:58 pm
    I just feel so bad for this guy, he is so into himself and thinks he has what it takes, when he really has no rythm what so ever. But its so funny to watch, and if the girl in the video was his gf or wife, she must be blind, and dumb.
  24. Profile photo of NyQ
    NyQ Male 18-29
    375 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    only one good thing came outta the 80s...

    ...

    <---ME! lol

  25. Profile photo of rcaleyb
    rcaleyb Female 18-29
    3 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    whatev guys, I love the 80s. How can you not love the glorious music, movies, fashion ... now I just have to add Blazin Hazen to my list of amazing things about the 80s.

    fyi, don`t flip out on me for loving the 80s. I enjoy things I can make fun of. Besides, I have perfect teasable hair put to NO GOOD USE in this damn decade!

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    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    I think I saw this guy on a street corner begging for money... blazen in the sun.
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    This looks pretty recent - anyone know how to contact this guy? I want to sign him to my record label.
  28. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    Ok, the penis shaped thermometer (1:56) was the last straw.. THAT SUCKED!
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    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    (brafs)
  30. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    Great use of the Casio.
  31. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    I love the shot of the open oven...that was just so perfect..it wasnt even a nice oven, they couldve cleaned all the grease off of it or something..what is he trying to say "Im even hotter than this ten year old, rusty, tv dinner encrusted oven"..doesnt get much hotter than that
  32. Profile photo of saenzoflife
    saenzoflife Female 18-29
    169 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    The Average white rapper comes back with a vengence!
    Thats not as funny as the other one, but more disturbing.
  33. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    zThat guy sucks
  34. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    that guy sucks
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    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    See what cocaine does to a society? Stick to the reefer boys and girls.
  36. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    i remmember that guy he`s still in the 80`
  37. Profile photo of sixtysix
    sixtysix Male 30-39
    46 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    I am stunned and speechless.
  38. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    what the drat...
  39. Profile photo of doomseye
    doomseye Male 13-17
    127 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    I hope he dies
  40. Profile photo of selfir
    selfir Male 18-29
    119 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 6:00 pm
    Go to 1:55 of the song for a blatenty phallic thermometer.
  41. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 7:21 pm
    This kid is annoying!
  42. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 11:24 pm
    if someone ductapes his mouth shut and hides his creepy eyes behind those sunglases he isn`t so bad looking. like the pool scene, if he had shut the hell up he might have gotten a girl back then. nice shot of the A cup at the end though... * rolls eyes* the penis thermometer was icing on the cake. lol.
  43. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 11:31 pm
    if someone ductapes his mouth shut and hides his creepy eyes behind those sunglases he isn`t so bad looking. like the pool scene, if he had shut the hell up he might have gotten a girl back then. nice shot of the A cup at the end though... * rolls eyes* the penis thermometer was icing on the cake. lol.
  44. Profile photo of Salkraps
    Salkraps Male 13-17
    110 posts
    May 11, 2006 at 11:57 pm
    God, I can`t tell if that guy`s serious!
  45. Profile photo of tinky10675
    tinky10675 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 12:17 am
    Somethings are soo bad they`re good....This is not one of them.
  46. Profile photo of michaelrola
    michaelrola Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 1:19 am
    It`s crazy. I actually just melted AND burned right in my seat after his twenty-seventh amazing rhyme. Uh... little help? Maybe a first-aid kit and a fire exinguisher?
  47. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    May 12, 2006 at 2:24 am
    i think this is awesome. the sad thing is there will be a new breed of "indie rappers" bucking the mainstream with their imitation of blazin and his original off-beat down-to-earth raps. they just cant compare to the blazin`

    i loved this video it was better than his original, but his original was groundbreaking genius. it was the girls butts that did it for me.

    if this guy has a record I WANNA BUY IT!

    BLAZIN FOREVER!

  48. Profile photo of Ari-X-Suzuki
    Ari-X-Suzuki Female 13-17
    35 posts
    May 13, 2006 at 1:54 pm
    this ladies and gentlemen.
    is how people.
    get shot.
    Please don`t try this at home.
    -Ari
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    ugotOWNED Male 13-17
    119 posts
    May 15, 2006 at 3:52 am
    hmmm...i couldve sworn he said he had an averge house in his last "rap". He looked to have a pretty nice pool w. diving board in this video...
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    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    May 15, 2006 at 7:55 pm
    at first this guy made me laugh but then i wanted to punch him
  51. Profile photo of pinner458
    pinner458 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    June 6, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    after the first 4 lines i knew he was CRAP! and so i didn`t bother to listen to the rest of it
  52. Profile photo of Farbeyondime
    Farbeyondime Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 18, 2006 at 10:37 pm
    My bros got a dis song to him (which is not hard) the songs suppost to sound like poo. His name in the song is icy eric dissin his name. poos funny as hell go to www.myspace.com/flatlinerekords.

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