Blazin` Hazen

Submitted by: jbkane 10 years ago Funny

Average Homeboy is back with more dope rhymes and gratuitous butt shots.
There are 52 comments:
Male 1
My bros got a dis song to him (which is not hard) the songs suppost to sound like poo. His name in the song is icy eric dissin his name. poos funny as hell go to www.myspace.com/flatlinerekords.
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Male 242
after the first 4 lines i knew he was CRAP! and so i didn`t bother to listen to the rest of it
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Female 264
at first this guy made me laugh but then i wanted to punch him
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Male 119
hmmm...i couldve sworn he said he had an averge house in his last "rap". He looked to have a pretty nice pool w. diving board in this video...
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Female 35
this ladies and gentlemen.
is how people.
get shot.
Please don`t try this at home.
-Ari
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Male 957
i think this is awesome. the sad thing is there will be a new breed of "indie rappers" bucking the mainstream with their imitation of blazin and his original off-beat down-to-earth raps. they just cant compare to the blazin`

i loved this video it was better than his original, but his original was groundbreaking genius. it was the girls butts that did it for me.

if this guy has a record I WANNA BUY IT!

BLAZIN FOREVER!

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Male 13
It`s crazy. I actually just melted AND burned right in my seat after his twenty-seventh amazing rhyme. Uh... little help? Maybe a first-aid kit and a fire exinguisher?
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Male 170
Somethings are soo bad they`re good....This is not one of them.
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Male 109
God, I can`t tell if that guy`s serious!
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Female 403
if someone ductapes his mouth shut and hides his creepy eyes behind those sunglases he isn`t so bad looking. like the pool scene, if he had shut the hell up he might have gotten a girl back then. nice shot of the A cup at the end though... * rolls eyes* the penis thermometer was icing on the cake. lol.
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Female 403
if someone ductapes his mouth shut and hides his creepy eyes behind those sunglases he isn`t so bad looking. like the pool scene, if he had shut the hell up he might have gotten a girl back then. nice shot of the A cup at the end though... * rolls eyes* the penis thermometer was icing on the cake. lol.
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Male 1,521
This kid is annoying!
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Male 119
Go to 1:55 of the song for a blatenty phallic thermometer.
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Male 127
I hope he dies
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Male 733
what the drat...
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Male 46
I am stunned and speechless.
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Female 670
i remmember that guy he`s still in the 80`
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Male 223
See what cocaine does to a society? Stick to the reefer boys and girls.
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Male 1,078
that guy sucks
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Male 919
zThat guy sucks
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Female 169
The Average white rapper comes back with a vengence!
Thats not as funny as the other one, but more disturbing.
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Female 879
I love the shot of the open oven...that was just so perfect..it wasnt even a nice oven, they couldve cleaned all the grease off of it or something..what is he trying to say "Im even hotter than this ten year old, rusty, tv dinner encrusted oven"..doesnt get much hotter than that
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Male 630
Great use of the Casio.
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Male 1,808
(brafs)
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Male 608
Ok, the penis shaped thermometer (1:56) was the last straw.. THAT SUCKED!
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Male 1,586
This looks pretty recent - anyone know how to contact this guy? I want to sign him to my record label.
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Male 555
I think I saw this guy on a street corner begging for money... blazen in the sun.
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Female 3
whatev guys, I love the 80s. How can you not love the glorious music, movies, fashion ... now I just have to add Blazin Hazen to my list of amazing things about the 80s.

fyi, don`t flip out on me for loving the 80s. I enjoy things I can make fun of. Besides, I have perfect teasable hair put to NO GOOD USE in this damn decade!

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Male 375
only one good thing came outta the 80s...

...

<---ME! lol

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Male 579
I just feel so bad for this guy, he is so into himself and thinks he has what it takes, when he really has no rythm what so ever. But its so funny to watch, and if the girl in the video was his gf or wife, she must be blind, and dumb.
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Female 395
does he know that sucks? or does he really think that hes blazin??
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Female 327
oh man...what the heck was that?????
The eighties were a time we all should look down upon...
Wait..I was born in the eighties...

*Siiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhh*

The memories

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Male 375
i got thru 72 seconds!

do i get some sort of prize?

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Male 451
A blazin hazen inspired rhyme:
His name is blazin hazen, but he ain`t amazin`,
He thinks he`s reli cool, but he`s just a fool,
He thinks he`ll be big soon, but he`s a goon,
Something that, that he must, he just must, bite the dust.
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Female 174
Man, I almost melted right here in my seat... he was so blazin`! And that button-up sweater couldn`t get any hotter! Blazin` Hazen is truely blazin`.
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Male 646
really bad, i couldnt stop watching. he had no potential, poor guy, so lame.
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Male 10,115
"i wonder if those girls knew if he was filming their ass"

Umm, that was HIS ass.

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Male 1,115
My ears... THEY BLEED!!!!!!!
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Female 873
Umm.. lame! i dnt care what year it was.. just lame!
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Male 214
I serously dont think he gets it
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Male 29
i got 2 the part with him topless. eeeeeeeew. did it get any better. actualy made me laugh a bit.
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Female 1,382
LMAO DEMO WHITE GUY AGAIN!
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Female 1,972
When Accountants go all Hood rat, it`s never pretty...it`s all mullets and ginormous cell phones circa 1989
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Male 2,567
damit..
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Male 567
i wonder if those girls knew if he was filming their ass

*cut to scene of blazin hazin hiding behind sand dunes with massive 80`s video camera*

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Male 820
this guy should trying and go back to washing the floors
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Male 567
oh yeah those beats have left me phasing
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Female 21
Is this guy actually serious?
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Male 2,958
Just needs Tom Cruise dancing in the bachground and it will be the lasmest attempt at hip-hop by white people known on the web.
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Male 174
Platinum

In all seriousness at least he has the tempo right.....

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Female 2,764
uuuuum....
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Male 21
Link: Blazin` Hazen [Rate Link] - Average Homeboy is back with more dope rhymes and gratuitous butt shots.
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