Blackadder Dictionary

Submitted by: scots_girl 11 years ago in Funny

He offers his ""contrafibularites"".
There are 73 comments:
Female 297
I love blackadder though. and Monty Python.
`once upon a time, there was a lovely little sausage called Baldric...`
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Female 297
`Australian is just like american stile. There skill is in talking animals and odd plot filled soaps.`
What the hell have you been watching?!!and i agree with teiso, but i reckon Steve Irwin is worse than the Dundee. at least Dundee is just a character played by Paul Hogan , but Irwin takes himself seriously and is like that ALL THE dratING TIME!!!
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Male 962
oh and your a cum drinking ass licken cu*nt of the world faggot
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Male 962
funny. oh and ne028 if did`t wacht it why did you post and i think you should shut the fu*ck up because your going to start a agurmet beetween bitain and america
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Female 673
A lot of the GOOD Australian comedy (like The Castle) is never popular outside Australia because a lot of the humour is cultural.

Movies like Crocodile Dundee was made for American audiences, so that doesn`t count.

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Female 403
hey, it`s Bean. ^_^
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Male 155
hahahahah!
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Male 16
lmfao, haha. funny, contrafibularites. lol 4 stars
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Male 49
rofl i love black adder
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Female 25
i loved this episode, all the actors are great
i love baldrik
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Female 51
All their make up made me laugh a little on the inside. x3
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Male 19
rofl hilarious
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Male 1,265
^^^Yes. `Tis a breathing problem brought about my spending too much time in a coal mine.

<Everyone is drunk>
BA: See the little goblin, see his little feet, see his little nosey-wose, this is the goblin sweet, YES! See the...
QUEEN interrupts: Hang on, I`m sure there was something I had to do to you all today.
MELCHETT: Something about 10,000 florins, Ma`am?
BA`S UNLCE: I thought it had something to do with an inheritance.
BA: Look! Do you lot wanna know about this goblin or not?
ALL: YES!
BA: Good then perhaps I might be allowed to continue and maybe even finish, with any luck!
BA`S AUNT emerges from under the QUEEN`S dress: LUCK!!! Geddit?
ALL: No...
AUNTIE: Oh come on, LUCK! Sounds almost exactly like F...
<Credits.>

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Male 10,440
any1 know about

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ?

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Female 7
I LOVE Britcoms. Blackadder is great. And here I thought nothing could top Python...well, I say it`s a tie.
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Female 572
`I just had a good idea`
`Be careful your foot doesn`t fall off`
`What?`
`Be careful your foot doesn`t fall off`
`Is that what happens when you get a good idea?`
`Yes. Well, my cousin had the good idea to cut his toenails with a scythe, and his foot fell off`
`Ahhh right`

How can you say that`s not comedy GOLD?!

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Female 5
thanx really cheered me up! not as good as black adder 4 tho put some of that on!!
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Male 626
AbFab? I missed that one. Good comedy is a cream pie in the face! Hears the different tastes;
British comedy is subtle like Monty Phython and Mr Bean.
American comedy is very in your face like South Park and Simpsons.
Asian comedy is slightly goofy and over the top like the game show Takeshi`s Castle.
Canadien is fart jokes (just kidding), it`s a bit like a mixture of brit and american.
Australian is just like american stile. There skill is in talking animals and odd plot filled soaps.

[THAT IS ALL FROM THE COMEDY MASTER!]

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Male 75
I`ve seen all the Blackadder series a coulpe times and i still can laugh with it. Blackadder is one of the greatest comedy shows (together with Monty Phyton, Fawlty Towers and AbFab).

And: to all those who don`t like British comedy (taste can differ): can you tell me what`s good comedy then?

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Male 233
i figured everyone on earth has seen this episode before
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Male 233
doesnt he end up burning the book ? - sorry to spoil the end lol
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Female 207
Blackadder is awsome! My favorite quote from the third series is "i shall return before you can say "antidisestablishmentarianism"
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Female 673
I am in love with Tony Robinson (Baldrick) unfortunately he`s not in that scene.

He used to do this kid`s show when I was a kid called Fat Tulip`s Garden.

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Female 1,172
I love Black Adder, we have it all on DVD :)
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Female 670
i love mr bean

btw that klip was extraodiderful

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Female 114
Hey, that`s House!
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Male 221
Yes, Baldrick burns it and they have to re-write it.
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Male 889
I refuse to watch this because it is british television.
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Male 664
"I`ve got a cunning plan."

Is it about as cunning as a fox who`s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, and then became president of the UN?

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Male 129
That British humor is really freaking horrible. NOthing about that is funny except for there gayish manner and crooked teeth. Cool to see Dr. House`s early work though. Really different than what he plays now.
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Female 59
This reminds me of those friggin British romance novels I have to read in school -.-

British romance novel: A stocky horse! With flaring, steaming nostrils. with a thick neck and bulging veins! With bulging fetlocks and its long mane flowing in the wind! Pounding the earth with its massive hooves!

American novel: Uhh... It was a big horse! :-D

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Male 66
aww they missed out the bit where it gets thrown on the fire...a bit choldish and slapstick i know but its the point of the episode!
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Male 1,152
i dun gidit
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Female 4
Awww Hugh Lauries is so cute, whether he`s being stupid George or snarky House.
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Male 370
RATED 3.8 STARS???

Come on! It`s amusing, but not 3.8 stars funny.

British humor is just not that funny to the world at large...

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Male 1
blackadders the best....i get to watch it in history class sometimes....its awesome
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Male 2,057
funny, but that same episode is on like every Xmas or something
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Male 108
One of the best Brit comedy series ever. Fry and Laurie were great too. Especially when they did the Jeeves series.
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Female 136
Classic clip, classic episode.. classic comedy.
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Female 43
thank god for Uktvgold otherwise my world would be blackadderless.
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Male 1,225
That was good...
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Male 146
classic
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Male 555
you people...
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Female 10
I`ve got a cunning plan. I love Blackadder. :D

And also: HAGRID!

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Female 494
That episode is soooo hilarious. Baldric is the best!!!
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Male 67
Blackadder really is Rowan Atkinson at his prime, especially in series 2, series 1 was a bit rubbish tho, he`s pretty good in Mr Bean, the TV Series, movie ain`t that great
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Female 408
Damn I love blackadder. May I offer my contrafibularities to whoever posted this morsel of absolute tinkalabulation?
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Male 111
Man i use to love that show i even had some videos of the episodes and its still so damn funny!! oh yeah and i shall return "interfrasticly"!!!
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Female 150
yay blackadder...i liked the second series best!!
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Male 203
One word: Aardvark
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Female 82
Hehehehehe! That`s so funny! Does the dictionarry not end up in the fire and him having to re-write it all?
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Male 221
Blackadder. Absolutely bloody marvelous.
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Female 303
The best lol I love it so much that I own them lol
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Male 67
Blackadder is my bum chum.
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Male 901
Blackadder is not great. It is a masterpiece. It is the single greatest archievment mankind has ever done in humor. It is the only thing ever on TV that I have laughed at so hard I`ve fell off my couch and thought that I would die since I didn`t get any air. Too bad Rowan Atkinson isn`t funny anymore.
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Female 184
Blackadder`s great
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Male 210
B-Hazard, you need to watch the show to understand Blackadders character. He`s basically a selfish, sadistic git that just strives to get ahead of everyone else by any means possible. The comedy comes from the fact that he`s surrounded by idiots above and below him (and normally one person on a similar social level who trys to ruin Blackadder) that constantly ruin his attempts to get one over on others.
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Male 1,115
its decent.
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Male 188
Gotta love Blackadder - and that`s not even one of the funniest bits.
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Male 15
qwertyuiop!
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Female 34
haha love it
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Male 1,385
funny as the first time i saw it on tv
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Female 572
Maybe it`s to do with the alignment of the planets... they have to post it today because The Sun is passing through Uranus.;-()
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Male 210
I suggested this link too about a week ago after the Fry and Laurie thing. Creepy. Also how come now rather than then!?
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Female 572
Ok so we won`t post the link when Guinstar suggests it, right after the Fry and Laurie thing, when it was relevant, we`ll wait until someone else does it. I see.
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Male 203
umm, no, it really wasnt
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Male 1,521
Hahahahahahahaha! That was Great! Hahahahahahahaha!
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Male 28
You really need to wacth all that eppiesoid B-haz to get it
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Male 820
rowan atkinson in his prime
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Male 2,958
ok. it`s funny. but why did that guy just decide to start messing with the dictionary guy?
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Female 1,033
haha niiice
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Male 31
Hahaha...very funny!
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Female 4
Link: Blackadder Dictionary [Rate Link] - He offers his ``contrafibularites``.
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