Amy`s Diary

Submitted by: EisforPANTS 11 years ago in Funny
http://www.angryalien.com/amys_diary.html

The Diary of a 3rd Grade Girl.
There are 140 comments:
Female 344
HAHAA
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Female 192
lol!!! Is this the 30 sec bunny lady?
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Female 51
I thought it was going to be interesting... maybe even funny...
I was expecting her to get emo over time. xD
But yeah, It was a bore for me. >:
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Female 117
eh, that was pretty cute
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Female 712
Cute
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Female 294
lol so cute
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Male 904
^ Ahh ok nice one thanx
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Male 1,016
my six year old sister is in kindergarden/1st grade

dont know which 1

so

like...9..i think

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Male 1,016
yea cause
\10-4
11-5
12-6
13-7
14-8

grades and all people im my grade "are" that old

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Male 1,016
my six year old sister is in kindergarden/1st grade

dont know which 1

so

like...9..i think

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Male 904
Just out of curiosity, how old is 3rd grade?
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Female 1,172
He drank toilet water, OUT OF THE TOILET!!!!!
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Female 316
I saw this one awhile back. It is SO like my 2nd grade diary it`s sad.
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Female 471
I know some of you don`t think it`s very funny... I do. Haven`t you ever found something you wrote when you were a kid and laughed your ass off at it?
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Male 994
the voiceovers were terrible
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Male 49
lame
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Male 29
SOOOO OLD
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Male 1,078
that was really stupid. what was the point
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Male 15
lmao.. the voices were AMAZING
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Female 121
Hee hee hee, that was so funny. I loved ect., ect., ect.!!!! But if she had to go to bed at 9.30 when she was sick, did she usually go to bed at - what - 11.00?
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Male 4,014
Meh. :|
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Male 587
...huh?
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Male 107
??
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Female 609
wow!

that was ever so stupid. quite annoying voices.

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Male 651
"This is good, and bi-Gold-Jeffrey, don`t be such a grumpy gus! Put a smile on your face and be happy! joy for being happy! Yay for summer and all my friendies!"

You DO realize it`s a bad idea to overdose on anti-depressants, right?

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Male 54
cute :-) 2 comments:
1) i like how the longer this is up, the more comments it gets. It`s like people think commenting on it will encourage more link posts. I`m going to subscribe to this thought.
2) NoHopeLeft- if you are going to bed at 9:30 and are between 13-17, i think you should watch your mouth. Really I think profanity is a waste of time and an annoyance for anyone of any age, but only because now it is over used. It`d have more of the desired effect if people used profanity in the way it was meant to be used: sparingly. Just a word of advice? Your parents will trust you to stay out later, among other things, if you try and live in a way in which you earn (and deserve) their trust. Plus, society moves a lot smoother without troublesome kids. I`d appreciate it.
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Male 211
Commit suiside already Jeffry, save us all your bitching.
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Female 163
cynical chick- No. You are pretty awesome.

This morning I realized that I had confused gestalt with zeitgeist. Sigh.

Zeitgeist- The spirit of the time, the beliefs and habits of a time period, country, etc.

Gestalt- "Good form." We must look at the whole picture and not simply the parts. Thus, with adding goofy pictures and narrators, they were trying to keep with the third grade gestalt.

I had to post it. It was eating me away inside.

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Female 1,120
That was kind of boring and I don`t even really care about my life why would I really care about a third grader`s.
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Male 1,882
Sucks. I give it an F.
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Female 5
I CAN NOT fudgeIN BELEAVE THIS LITTLE 3RD GRADER GOS TO BED AT fudgeING 9:30 HELLOW IM WAY WAY WAY OLDER THEN HER AND I`M SUPOSE TO GO TO BED AT THAT TIME THIS WORLD IS GETTING fudgeED UP AS THE MINTUES GO BY PEOPLES :-/
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Male 71
funny, i like it.


...umm, what?

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Female 1,784
omg seriously, my 3rd grade diary was the exact same!!!
I wroght like that and tlaked just like that, saying sorry I havn`t writen in a while and guess what I like this guy. Amazing!! Its like going back in time and reading my own diary!!
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Male 136
This reminded me of how much i hated third grade... I hated it! >-(
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Male 103
this made me more bored then i wa sbefore i came to this site
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Female 168
Hahahaha... I found that pretty entertaining.
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Male 160
november 18 and 21 are amazing.
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Male 119
Lol, scary and retarded.
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Female 1,426
dear dairy, guess what? my cat drank toilet water! out of the toilet! sounds like my 8 yr old cousin...
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Male 114
Technically, shouldn`t the title be "Amy`s Dairy" instead?
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Male 80
This is good, and bi-Gold-Jeffrey, don`t be such a grumpy gus! Put a smile on your face :-D and be happy! joy for being happy! Yay for summer and all my friendies!
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Female 66
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Female 66
Some parts were cute in the beginning... but towards the end, I pushed next and just hoped it wasn`t as bad as the last "entry"... I think it may have been better if it didn`t have the guys voices. . . One sounded like a creepy angry old man sneaking in and reading a little kids diary. . .

All I can say is.. ew...

-lapeirce-

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Male 207
LOL! Today Jason gave me 3 horsie backrides, he was gonna gimme 4 but he couldnt ;)
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Female 550
awww - cute! I want to buy the shirt that says, "Dear Diary, My cat drank toilet water...out of the TOILET!"
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Male 28
It kinda sucked.
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Male 1
LOL:-D
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Male 377
Umm, what the hell was that? That really had to have been the worst link in i-am-bored history.
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Male 1,385
nice one iAMthedisco 8-)
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Male 141
sssssssssstttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 963
That... was... POINTLESS >-(
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Female 37
"My pen changes from red to black."

LYK MY SOUL.

;D

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Female 52
I dont like the voice over.
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Male 594
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NO POINT DURR

Shut up, you ignorant waste of flesh.

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Male 68
no point.
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Female 25
wistfulearth - hmm. i suck. i was thinking more along the lines of gestalt psychology. you were more right.
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Female 674
Oh that brings me good memories.

I remember my first diary. Wonder where that is.

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Male 92
That`s hilarious. This needs to be rated higher. That was classic. XD
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Female 349
I spelled diary the same way back than.
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Male 1,521
I did see only one!
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Male 3
Was interesting to see how that girl thinked at that age. What a pity, fussing about boys at her age already.. Pffff
But anyway, I found it interesting, in a scientific and observative matter, but it would have been more interesting if it had been a little longer - but it`s not like we could change that.
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Male 132
lol i love this.. some of the voices are so funny... but tbh i swear i suggested this months and months ago... :-?
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Male 65
Haha, that was pretty cute.
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Male 452
wtf?
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Female 695
and this is funny how?
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Female 193
that is hilarious... dairys are funny - I remeber my diary when I was little
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Female 163
In response to those concerned with the word `gestalt,` the context that I know it from indentifies gestalt as "good form." To achieve "good form," one must look at the whole picture in a given situation. Considering the gestalt means considering the beliefs, concerns, and habits of a certain time period (the gestalt of the Renaissance for example). In this context, gestalt would refer to the beliefs, habits, and concerns of an 8 year-old girl.
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Male 1,866
dude, even in grade two any girl i knew had writing neater than that...
what the hell, i don`t even get it.
all i know is.. girls have cooties.
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Female 529
Seen it before, but it`s still funny. March 5 and November 2 are my favorites!
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Male 737
Zuuuuh....what now?
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Female 33
lol cute
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Female 159
ok..
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Male 506
"I remember wrinting that kind of stuff in my first diary. lol. I remember one entry still to this day. I was about 8 I guess. I had just learned the word `actually` and tried to use it in a sentence. The whole entry was: "My birthday is October 5th. Actually it`s May 8th!" It was so dumb. lol I wish I could find that thing."

Dude...I read books like Tom Sawyer (unabridged) in 2nd grade. You learned what actually meant in 3rd grade!? Oh my god.

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Male 518
That`s old I remember seeing that 2 years ago
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Male 594
"whah! possibley one of the dullest things i have seen on here ........... poor show BOOOO"

"whah! my mom tit feeds me! whah!"

Shut your trap, Tinkerwhore.

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Female 60
possibly one of the dullest things i have seen on here........poor show BOOOOO
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Male 594
Diary of an IAB Poster:

5/20 gawd iam so stoopit butz i roxor lololo1!!11

5/21 i 8 sum mor toofpaist 2day gud thang that im 15 my firends tell me whaut to think

5/22 i hate that bilgolxdjeffr he thanks he smart i hate him lol!!zz!!11

5/23 whut happened

5/24 dont tell i luv brittney speers and kevein feddderrliene

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God I hate people.

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Female 25
someone mentioned something about the word gestalt...yes, it was derived from german, but it is an english word that basically means thought pattern. just thought i`d mention it.
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Female 39
hahaha I thought that was soooo funny. I never had a diary but I remember thinking those same things... those were the days!
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Male 1,478
Dumb. Just dumb.

Although it was kind of funny that most of the time it was a man`s voice.

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Female 108
cute...but who would buy merchandise with this stuff on it? haha geez, let me go find MY third grade diary and put everything it says on a tshirt and sell it for $17.99...i could make a fortune
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Female 214
lol. that was cute. I, too, had diary`s like that. I remember one of my entries...it went something like "Dear diary, don`t tell, but i ate candy in school today" lol. those are priceless....
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Male 254
why do i waste my time
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Male 75
stupid
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Female 42
I couldn`t read most of them but the ones I culd annoyed me.
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Male 323
This was gay
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Female 84
I have one of those... its so pathetic and painful to read. This was cute, thoughT! I love the love/ hate voiceover!
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Female 380
I love the voice for ect, ect, ect.
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Male 211
Amy is hot.
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Female 49
Haha. Reminds me of my first diary, and my hand-writing when I was little. All nasty and scrunched up. Cute.
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Female 86
Well we girls were checking out you boys long before you knew we were more than anything icky...

I think it`s sweet.

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Female 305
the writing changed sometimes, like some where kiddish and some where joined.

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Male 693
aww, that was sooo cute. "Whoever smelt it dealt it" LOL! :-D
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Female 145
what was the point of that?
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Male 415
that was kinda funny, i guess.
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Female 52
Was I the only one who thought that was the stupidest thing in the whole world?
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Female 358
Cute, my diary from 2nd and 3rd grade look about like that.
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Female 1,071
i think thats a repost... either that or i`ve seen it somewhere before in my sad internet surfing evenings...
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Male 1,079
Was it SUPPOSE to be dear Dairy, or Diary?...
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Female 579
Also I have google pagerank. This is sort of unrelated:
I tried just going to angryalien.com and google says angry alien productions is 5/10 important.
Huhhhhhh?!
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Female 579
"Dear Dairy..."
Lol!
Also the whole "so-and-so loves me. I know, because he said it" lol
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Female 125
Awww
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Female 191
*yawn*
Its kinda boring PLUS i feel like some evil cow reading another persons diary.

But that`s just me.

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Female 286
Awwwww
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Female 447
When I was a small child, I had dyslexia.

...I used to write about it in my dairy.

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Male 376
dude, that was f----ed up
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Female 192
I remember wrinting that kind of stuff in my first diary. lol. I remember one entry still to this day. I was about 8 I guess. I had just learned the word `actually` and tried to use it in a sentence. The whole entry was: "My birthday is October 5th. Actually it`s May 8th!" It was so dumb. lol I wish I could find that thing.
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Female 272
this is cute. i loved the first few "dear dairy" xD

i loved the little pictures too.

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Female 21
stupiddd
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Male 2,703
very comical.

makes you remember your youth.

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Male 1,115
I just couldnt stand that they said Dairy in each entry. i know thats whats spelled but it just bothers me.
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Male 36
......wow
that was interesting
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Male 242
uhhhh.......ok...
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Female 228
nov. 2 was funny
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Female 1,463
lol i thought tht was quite funy but also slightly freaky
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Female 2,220
HAHA

ECT
ECT
ECT

Sincerly amy
ahhaa

Also... xXBROREDxX... Are you foreign?

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Female 44
lol the boices were sad but becos they wer sad as in perfetic i thought that it was allerious lol
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Male 241
The 3rd voiceover was hilareous
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Female 65
But guess what happened?! My cat drank toilet water! Out of the toilet!

LMAO. She went and got her diary just to write that.

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Female 263
ect ect ect!! haha.
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Male 144
GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
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Male 350
I wonder why there is a sentence at the top where one word is german..
"... third grade gestalt" gestalt is a germany word which means actually "undefined person" like an UFO but just human :)
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Female 413
And the point being ..?


" think this is the same lady who did the 30 second movies with bunnies...... angry alien productions?"

All flash movies look similar anyway.

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Male 1,152
lmao some where dumb some were really funny.

is this thing really for real?

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Female 679
Yeah, cute ;D
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Male 3,255
Hehe, that was cute.
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Male 888
This is funny?
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Male 2,567
so what...
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Female 1,972
That`s the kind of stuff that goes on with 3rd grade girls...it was cute.
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Male 114
^^ Exactly what I thought.
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Female 1,033
uh what?
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Male 183
Point?
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Male 331
i think this is the same lady who did the 30 second movies with bunnies...... angry alien productions?
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Male 331
March 5!!!!!! that reading was soo hilarious.......... man.... good stuff
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Male 136
Ummmmm, What was that!
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Female 370
I love AMY! all her flash about 30 seconds with bunnies is awesome!
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Male 1,265
I thought they pulled it off well.
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Male 329
poor
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Male 161
I wonder why I didn`t see this on the main page...


It was hard to read...

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Male 615
Link: Amy`s Diary [Rate Link] - The Diary of a 3rd Grade Girl.
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