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Date: 04/14/06 04:31 AM

83 Responses to Virtual Husband

  1. Profile photo of james86
    james86 Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 14, 2006 at 4:12 am
    Link: Virtual Husband - Feel like you`re at home with your man.
  2. Profile photo of gavin88
    gavin88 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 4:46 am
    I don`t really get it...
  3. Profile photo of yakkitori
    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 4:46 am
    uh huh.. great.
  4. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 4:50 am
    great. now we have VIRTUAL men to burp and fart and steal the remote!
  5. Profile photo of chloe4ever
    chloe4ever Female 13-17
    10 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 5:02 am
    disgusting
  6. Profile photo of lan_laiho
    lan_laiho Male 18-29
    150 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 5:25 am
    i never want a husband!!
  7. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 5:30 am
    Ahhh the magic of matrimony! How could I not resist!
  8. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 6:40 am
    lol ! and lan laiho.. your male.. =.= or maybe your ghey
  9. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 7:17 am
    ^lol

    But that was... pretty... weird.

  10. Profile photo of 0funnygurl0
    0funnygurl0 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 7:30 am
    Hey, what`s my husband doing in a greeting card. Stay away ladies....he`s mine!
  11. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 7:48 am
    GO DAD! PHAHA.
  12. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 7:56 am
    Um... don`t click the last button (#6) if you are easily nauseated by sound effects.
  13. Profile photo of mountanddo
    mountanddo Female 40-49
    45 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 8:37 am
    So sad this is so close to the truth LOL
  14. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 8:41 am
    that was s l-l i t.
  15. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 8:49 am
    this makes me sad *sob* |-(
  16. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 8:52 am
    Thank goodness I married a man with class.
  17. Profile photo of xXBOREDxX
    xXBOREDxX Female 13-17
    44 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 9:13 am
    ew ew ew ew ew ewwww did u c tht boger e picked out of his nose ewwwwwww!!! i`d av killed him by now if THAT THING was my husband !!!! omg wat a pig ewwww
  18. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 9:31 am
    Its like a peek into the future.
  19. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 10:01 am
    Wow thank god my boyfriend is not like that. He has Obessive Compulsive Disorder so his flat is super super clean.
  20. Profile photo of vampiress666
    vampiress666 Female 13-17
    84 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 10:01 am
    lovely.
  21. Profile photo of 599588
    599588 Male 30-39
    10 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 10:14 am
    The Honeymoon is over. How about the Virtual wife..never wears sexy underwear anymore, has more headaches than aspirins, pms,menapause. Holy cow ..stay single ha ha

    Virtual Shopping Mall

  22. Profile photo of tinky10675
    tinky10675 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 10:33 am
    Well that was a waste of effort! im gonna go back to by tv pick my nose scratch my ass and fart alot
  23. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 10:35 am
    lol ! and lan laiho.. your male.. =.= or maybe your ghey

    he was making a joke...and a point, not just women on the site :P

  24. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 10:45 am
    geez i feel enlightened... NOT
  25. Profile photo of zaman
    zaman Male 13-17
    146 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 11:25 am
    That is really gross and not funny
  26. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 11:40 am
    that`s rubbish.
  27. Profile photo of madbadblonde
    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 11:43 am
    0funnygurl0, that wuz NOT funny
  28. Profile photo of pumpie2
    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 11:50 am
    borrring
  29. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    nt funy
  30. Profile photo of carnivia2
    carnivia2 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    Meh, It would have been ok if we didnt all see that coming..
  31. Profile photo of Da_bond_007
    Da_bond_007 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    you know sexism goes both ways. thats sexists to men. i thought we were supposed to be equal
  32. Profile photo of Rennat22
    Rennat22 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 2:02 pm
    Glad I`m a guy, and not...gay.
  33. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    thats so stereotypical. women complain when men put women into sterotypical groups, and degrade them, but this was made. not too fair.
    if you want to marry them, dont complain abotu it after wards. that goes for both guys and girls. if your married and you dont like it anymore, keep it to yourself. nobody cares.
  34. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    Disgusting!!!!
  35. Profile photo of StarStrike
    StarStrike Female 13-17
    286 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh. I am never going to get married..
  36. Profile photo of StarStrike
    StarStrike Female 13-17
    286 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    Oh and boys? Get a sense of humour
  37. Profile photo of Spriggan666
    Spriggan666 Male 18-29
    242 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    what`s up with people on this site spelling "gay" like "ghey"? is that how you spell it in other countries?
  38. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    i like to burp fart pick my noise scratch myself if thats disgusting to girls than im stayin single
  39. Profile photo of Kainonis
    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    Pointless.
  40. Profile photo of Q80
    Q80 Male 13-17
    101 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    Btw all u small minded women out there, not all men are like that ffs...B00BIES! T!TTIES! PU$$Y!!!!
  41. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 5:55 pm
    Boring.
  42. Profile photo of 00_heaven
    00_heaven Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 6:42 pm
  43. Profile photo of AD0G79
    AD0G79 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    That was gay...
  44. Profile photo of panja
    panja Female 18-29
    121 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 7:53 pm
    Ew. Reason #54657 to become a lesbian.
  45. Profile photo of Kouhii
    Kouhii Female 13-17
    41 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 8:51 pm
    xDDDDD Hilarious
  46. Profile photo of hearxmexroar
    hearxmexroar Female 13-17
    19 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 8:58 pm
    Eek, I`m to young for this!!! Lol...
  47. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 1:05 am
    Not very original.
  48. Profile photo of half-a-life
    half-a-life Male 13-17
    254 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 1:49 am
    I don`t even know why I watched it.
  49. Profile photo of Orihime
    Orihime Female 13-17
    5 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 3:47 am
    xP
  50. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 3:51 am
    I wonder how long that took to throw together. Not long, Im betting.
  51. Profile photo of badguy458
    badguy458 Male 18-29
    361 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 5:09 am
    LAWL LAWL MAN BURP AN FART AN STUF AN DATS FUNNIE LAWL LAWL LAWL FART111!!!!!!!1111111
  52. Profile photo of teath123
    teath123 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 5:56 am
    That suxed ass
  53. Profile photo of SnowWolf
    SnowWolf Female 13-17
    349 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 9:21 am
    Predictable and stupid.
  54. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 9:36 am
    My boyfriend does a lot of those things (except for the messiness and replace the TV with a computer)... Its not that gross. What fasinated me was how his bugger was white and he was able to flick it all teh way on to the TV! Now THATS talent!
  55. Profile photo of Emzy_RFC
    Emzy_RFC Female 18-29
    77 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 9:58 am
    OK so this was pretty rubbish. It took like the whole of three minutes to put together and what did we get out of it absolute nothing. Not all men are like that but some men are just like not all blondes are stupid but some are not all women are stereotypical but some are see where i am going with this. Was meant to be funny bt turned out a bit gross
  56. Profile photo of nic_blink182
    nic_blink182 Female 18-29
    333 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 10:43 am
    kinda lame
  57. Profile photo of Regi555
    Regi555 Female 13-17
    1 post
    April 15, 2006 at 11:58 am
    I didn`t find that funny. Men only do that sometimes.
  58. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 12:54 pm
    I would never want someone to send me this, what purpose does it serve, really?
  59. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    That guy is a cartoon version of me.
  60. Profile photo of oh_merde
    oh_merde Female 13-17
    20 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    My moms friend e-mailed this to her about six years ago. I thought it was stupid then, and it hasn`t gotten any funnier.
  61. Profile photo of jizzos
    jizzos Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    that... sucked... big time...
  62. Profile photo of oldie
    oldie Male 13-17
    241 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    Lets get one about woman and see how fast it gets banned for being sexist!
  63. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 5:11 pm
    This game is nothing but feminazi propaganda.
  64. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    On 4/15/2006 5:11:10 PM Boxtop wrote: This game is nothing but feminazi propaganda.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No it`s not, sillyhead. It`s poking fun. I`m sure there`s a virtual wife somewhere that nags and has a headache. A sense of humor is so very important.
  65. Profile photo of lemurarmy
    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 6:53 pm
    Lame.
  66. Profile photo of bored1197
    bored1197 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    creepy...
  67. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 7:22 pm
    @Cindy: You`re female, so you have no right to laugh at me. Not all husbands sit on the couch and belch and fart and other poo. The real problem is the women who think the opposite.
  68. Profile photo of d_wizle
    d_wizle Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 7:24 pm
    not funny at all and very stupid
  69. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 8:08 pm
    On 4/15/2006 7:22:13 PM Boxtop wrote: @Cindy: You`re female, so you have no right to laugh at me. Not all husbands sit on the couch and belch and fart and other poo. The real problem is the women who think the opposite.
    I`ve been married for 12 yrs. My husband isn`t like this. It`s a JOKE! Goodness, lighten up.
  70. Profile photo of the_kari
    the_kari Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    makes ya think twice...hmm...I wonder if some of the guys I know would turn out like that...
  71. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 9:07 pm
    "Oh and boys? Get a sense of humour"
    it doesnt matter whether we have a sense of humor, because its not funny. if, like cindy said, there was a woman version of this, it wouldnt be funny either. the problem, from my point of view, is that one about a woman would be "politically incorrect", but this isnt.
  72. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 12:07 am
    Ah yes, it`s times like this when I want to rush out that door and get a boyfriend.
  73. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 12:10 am
    I agree with boxtop though. Not all men are disgusting (or like that at least). Although I bet some ambercrombie models pick their noses. It`s a human habit.(to some people)
  74. Profile photo of deadmonkee
    deadmonkee Female 18-29
    71 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 1:03 am
    That was so retarded, sheesh, like i need another stereotypical man joke.
  75. Profile photo of rickbehr
    rickbehr Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 11:31 am
    dumb
  76. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    how gay. that wasnt even funny, just nasty.
  77. Profile photo of Fussy
    Fussy Female 13-17
    138 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    Urgh..
  78. Profile photo of insamniac
    insamniac Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    To our defence:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuRn48mJ...

    j/k. I simply like the song (and the video) :-p

  79. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 9:44 pm
    ah..man
    cant live w/ them
    and..
    yeah thats pretty much it...
    wel, al i know is that my guy is gunna be HOT AS HELL!
  80. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    Hot AND mentally retarded, I bet, since those are the only guys who`d date you.
  81. Profile photo of karatechick1
    karatechick1 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    lol
  82. Profile photo of Miss__Murder
    Miss__Murder Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 11:02 pm
    aw couldnt be displayed
  83. Profile photo of Emo_Chick910
    Emo_Chick910 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 12:58 am
    Eh wtf??

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