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Category: Games
Date: 04/19/06 02:15 AM

92 Responses to This is how you will die

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 18, 2006 at 11:23 pm
    Link: This is how you will die - Don`t click this if you don`t want to get freaked out.
  2. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:21 am
    AHHH SCARY. i`m kidding.
  3. Profile photo of stephie1954
    stephie1954 Female 18-29
    412 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:40 am
    The only one that really applied to me was `while walking to the office...` thankfully I don`t have to walk through a car park where a homeless person supposedly attacks

    Strange stuff

  4. Profile photo of stephie1954
    stephie1954 Female 18-29
    412 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:40 am
    Question... how did this get 4 stars if no one`s seen it yet?
  5. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:07 am
    didnt make sense
  6. Profile photo of madox
    madox Male 18-29
    45 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:22 am
    how to play ?
  7. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:41 am
    Very interesting. Odd how the deaths it predicts seem far off at first, then for some reason the seem more plausible.
  8. Profile photo of CherryPie109
    CherryPie109 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:49 am
    I was told to keep styling my hair and adjusting my clothes, I don`t get it!
  9. Profile photo of Pretti-in-Pn
    Pretti-in-Pn Female 13-17
    429 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:10 am
    um boring?
  10. Profile photo of heliopod
    heliopod Male 70 & Over
    12 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:14 am
    I`m actually the one who made this. I created this as an alternative fiction work, a way to generate different scenarios through a familar interface, the slot machine. But then I noticed that it seemed strangely true, and one of my friends died really close of one of the ways he got after playing it. So that freaked me out. And that wasnt the last time it worked out right. It doesnt always, but enough time to scare me away from playing anymore. I actually made one that says how you will NOT die. But it wouldn`t work.

    Excuse my self promoting, but if you want to see more of my strangeness go to either my list of works or these crazy videos:

  11. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:23 am
    ive had no sleep.
  12. Profile photo of FireEater80
    FireEater80 Male 30-39
    74 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:08 am
    Well, if I ever get done spinning, I will let you know, have been at it for 10 mins now! - Have like 205 spins to go! Uhhhhhhh!
  13. Profile photo of FireEater80
    FireEater80 Male 30-39
    74 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:16 am
    The Hell With It, I gave Up, To Many Spins to Go, Dont Have All Day To Sit Here And Spin!
  14. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 6:27 am
    "Page cannot be Displayed"

    Oops. Looks like I`m not dying, then.

  15. Profile photo of heliopod
    heliopod Male 70 & Over
    12 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 6:46 am
    Yeah I think I need to fix the amount someone can win. At times people win lots and lots of points. But since it doesnt appear to be a code problem, perhaps what is happening is that the user`s death cant be determined. Which is lucky for them, they have won a stay of death. For now.
  16. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 7:12 am
    I thought the videos were pretty scary. The game itself didn`t predict any deaths that made alot of sense though.
  17. Profile photo of mashimaro_1
    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 7:31 am
    im going to do on a kansas highway, not likely in auystralia
  18. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 7:38 am
    ^^
    me to (except i`m in holland). well, the only thing i need to do to stay alive is not driving on kansas highways
  19. Profile photo of skippinggirl
    skippinggirl Female 18-29
    65 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:02 am
    heliopod... WAY too much time on your hands.
  20. Profile photo of iwillpokeu
    iwillpokeu Female 13-17
    272 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:37 am
    Umm...that was dumb
  21. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:22 am
    After 10 minutes of playing, I was up too 300-ish points and just had to quit. Pretty cool game, though.
  22. Profile photo of MaruDashi
    MaruDashi Female 18-29
    237 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:35 am
    wow...what a waste of my time!
  23. Profile photo of crazygal_xxx
    crazygal_xxx Female 13-17
    352 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:54 am
    lots of spelling mistakes, specter should be spectre and gate as in "slow swishing gate" should be gait

    otherwise a strange game, only applies to dumb americans

  24. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:55 am
    If I had a valley girl voice...I`d be saying "I don`t get it" right about now? Something about old people and fingers? WTF?? It was kinda creepy though...The old people part anyway
  25. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:57 am
    Apparently I`m going to fall into a glass filled dumpster and sever my wrists...LOL, I`ll then accidentally be sent to ohio and my ex will marry my father....some messed up (aka hilarious) stuff there.

  26. Profile photo of Skellington9
    Skellington9 Male 13-17
    246 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:04 am
    yeah basically same thing that happened to u except some sperm i donated in collage would impregnate a tornado survivor
  27. Profile photo of Puzzle23
    Puzzle23 Female 18-29
    210 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:13 am
    After bumping into a leathery old man at the Piggly Wiggly, I try to commit suicide by eating nothing but cardboard and wet sand. This, for some reason, makes me live longer and I die from "worn out". A nurse overheard my last dying words and uses them to charm old women (?). My ex lover marries my father and I`m glad I`m dead.

    wtf?!

  28. Profile photo of phroedoux
    phroedoux Male 18-29
    363 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:14 am
    that was just dumb.
  29. Profile photo of heliopod
    heliopod Male 70 & Over
    12 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:28 am
    I am going to make another one of these...but not based on death and with more possible outcomes (can see that there need to be more). But then question is:

    What should be the theme? This is how you will be jailed? This is why no one loves you? Any ideas...real ones please...

    oh and the spelling is australian...

    and another strange work: heliozoa.com


  30. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:51 am
    this was ok but it was confusing because i would roll and would keep getting more and more points i finnaly quit when i had 370 points
  31. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 11:12 am

    hmmm kinda confusin
  32. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 11:15 am
    good: you have won extra spins
    bad: blood disease
    ok...
  33. Profile photo of tpaisehne
    tpaisehne Female 13-17
    36 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 11:38 am
    "at your funeral your ex-lover will steal your mother`s fur coat"
  34. Profile photo of Crazy-X-
    Crazy-X- Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 12:34 pm
    Made me sad D:>

    Make a happier one? :D
    Like....this is how much money you`ll make in the next 10 years? :D

  35. Profile photo of chas_esk
    chas_esk Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 1:25 pm
    something i do in the next 72hours will eventually end up killing me...... uhhh, no
  36. Profile photo of 3 mehs
    3 mehs Male 18-29
    394 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    ?
  37. Profile photo of kendrickwall
    kendrickwall Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    This is drating stupid. It makes no sense. Mine are just weird rambles that don`t make any sense. This is stupid.
  38. Profile photo of kendrickwall
    kendrickwall Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:05 pm
    Ok, mine said I am going to Minn to buy meat horse...which makes no sense then get stung by bees and have a allergic reaction...which I am not allergic to then "jocks" are going to steal my hospital equipment from my room...yeah right. Then my cousin writes a book but he is already dead...so this is just retarded.
  39. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    "Well, if I ever get done spinning, I will let you know, have been at it for 10 mins now! - Have like 205 spins to go! Uhhhhhhh!" OMG THATS JUST STUPID! I HAVE WAY 2 MANY SPINS 2
  40. Profile photo of Fire_pheonix
    Fire_pheonix Male 13-17
    27 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:28 pm
    wow....according to this i`m going to die because of something that`s ging to happen in the next 72 hours
  41. Profile photo of Aelia
    Aelia Female 18-29
    129 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:09 pm
    *ahem*
    "After bumping into a small,leathery man in line at the Piggly Wiggly (which we don`t have here, by the way), a vagrant mistakes you for a `parking lot god` and worships you with knives. And while your death breath draws, you play an imaginary golf game with leaves. Before your body is cremated, necrophiliacs sex your corpse with a two-card canasta (say what?). And during your funeral, your ex-lover steals your mother`s fur coat."

    Well, I suppose if I`ve gotta go, I might as well not be boring about it.

  42. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    with over 400 spins and getting more free spins, methinks im not dying soon.

    But YOU WILL. BAWHAHWATFEUTRF!!11

  43. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    waste of my time
    My noodles are cold
  44. Profile photo of Fabbyfubz
    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
    176 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    A little eerie...
  45. Profile photo of DaphneTrojan
    DaphneTrojan Female 13-17
    145 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:20 pm
    O.o it kept telling me i was going to die while singing pop tunes that make me giggle.
  46. Profile photo of KapnKaos
    KapnKaos Male 30-39
    53 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    OK...Apparently I will never die...I`ve been playing for over 2 hours now and still have like 181 death credits. I`ll never get to zero death points to find out how I`ll die.
  47. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:31 pm
    chasing an adorible family pet into the less touristy areas of the grand canyon
    your lose skin snags on the door of a taxie and you are dragged 2 miles
    before your body is cremated necrofeliacs sex your corpse wityh a two card canasta
    within 3 months your ex lover marries your father you are glad to be dead
  48. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:32 pm
    wtf??? i always got the necrofeliacs one
  49. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:47 pm
    OK....
  50. Profile photo of heliopod
    heliopod Male 70 & Over
    12 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    Sorry for those of you who keep winning spins. I`ll try to fix that now. But keep in mind it does mean that you wont die anytime soon.

    Which is good right?

    look at this: hermeticon

  51. Profile photo of Wyrenth
    Wyrenth Male 18-29
    251 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:03 pm
    Some of the combinations were incoherant. I eventually became bored with it and gave up.
  52. Profile photo of danielle1987
    danielle1987 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    the only freaky part.. it said I would die in a kansas field.. and I live in kansas.
  53. Profile photo of danielle1987
    danielle1987 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:20 pm
    er I mean driving on a Kansas highway by a field.
  54. Profile photo of Friday6700
    Friday6700 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:25 pm
    This is just retarded.
  55. Profile photo of PrKitty
    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    this was stupid... I was looking for something to really scare me...
  56. Profile photo of Dramafreak10
    Dramafreak10 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:23 pm
    i think i`m gonna die tomorrow. i spin it like twice and then i run out of credits
  57. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:32 pm
    I quit after getting 205 points. didnt get it.
  58. Profile photo of Mandolin_
    Mandolin_ Female 18-29
    32 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 1:33 am
    Heliopod:

    I am in favor of, "This is why no one loves you."

    Go for it.

  59. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 4:40 am
    My results kept flickering at some points. One of my results had the word "pancreas" at the end, but it kept flickering to "heart" and back again.

    My main result was that despite having no reason to kill, I join the army, my loose skin gets caught in a cab door and Im dragged for a few miles, during restorative surgery they find Im lethally allergic to anasthetic, when my body is found the police think Im a celebrity and take lewd photos, and the park ranger who didnt find my body likes hang glinding and pottery.

    okaaaaay...

  60. Profile photo of Darklava
    Darklava Female 13-17
    13 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 9:08 am
    how odd i am in a line at piggly wiggly(?) my loose skin catches in a cab door after helping an elderly couple get hteir towels back my death is used in a law suit then my donated sperm makes someone pregnant which is impossible as i am a girl, dumb game
  61. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 9:49 am
    Too many spins, don`t have all day, guess I`ll never die. Buahhahhaahhaaaa!
  62. Profile photo of xStellax
    xStellax Female 18-29
    49 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    My friend died before I`ve even come close (still getting lovely deathpoints) and he got:

    Friend: I`m going to die in kansas, beaten by pop-singing men with bats, and my lover is going to steal my mothers fur coat at my funeral, even though there won`t be one.

  63. Profile photo of xStellax
    xStellax Female 18-29
    49 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    This is taking way too long.
  64. Profile photo of lolabunny413
    lolabunny413 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 11:51 pm
    it was gay
  65. Profile photo of risadanielle
    risadanielle Female 18-29
    21 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 2:56 am
    This has GOT to be one of the most terrible sites I have ever seen...call me "crazy", but it just doesn`t make any sense to me.
  66. Profile photo of country89
    country89 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    i died by golfers after i laughed at lyrics at a concert and my family thought it was suicide so i didnt have a funeral ........ a weird weird game
  67. Profile photo of theshark350
    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 10:05 pm
    that was pretty much.... gay.
  68. Profile photo of Tanny
    Tanny Female 13-17
    93 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    yeah
    i got waYYY too any credits, after the forst 2 spins i was up to 231 points .... and i dont have all day to sit here n spin ...
    cute game tho :)
  69. Profile photo of Rayen
    Rayen Male 13-17
    69 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 8:53 pm
    Man, why do people make up lies? To make the game entertaining? Riight. Everybody start voting. on a scale from 1-10 tell your vote. Ready, go.

    1

  70. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    I bump into a leathered man at the Piggly Wiggly (?) and then my clothes catch on a passing cab. I`m dragged several miles. My body is accidentally sent to a college in Ohio for research and 10 yrs later, my family is still searching for me and unsure of my demise.
  71. Profile photo of heliopod
    heliopod Male 70 & Over
    12 posts
    April 23, 2006 at 12:36 am
    Having created this I thought I would clear a few things up: this is an experiment in creating interactive and generative narratives using an unexpected interface. So, it isnt so much a game as a way for people to explore ideas of death and gambling and absurd fiction.

    All that most likely sounds way too complex, so basically, its meant to get you playing and thinking about gambling and death.

    Oh and thanks to all of you posting your results, very very cool.

    cheers, Jason

  72. Profile photo of daydreaming
    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    April 23, 2006 at 1:10 am
    Searching for your breakthrough poetry manuscript thrown out "accidentally", you try suicide by eating nothing but cardboard, and drinknig wet sand but this mysteriously makes you live for 97 years and die from `worn out`. Before your body is cremated, necrophiliacs sex your corpse with a two-card canasta and the park ranger, who never finds your body, enjoys hang gliding and pottery.
  73. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    This page cannot be loaded... well what does that mean?
  74. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    Oh probably coz i did that how long will you live untill test and it said i will live to 101
  75. Profile photo of Crz4mets2
    Crz4mets2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 8:47 pm
    It said I will dye by a virus that attacks my brain, and I will start singing pop songs I hate because it makes me laugh, and my family will get payed with all my bills.
  76. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    April 25, 2006 at 8:48 pm
    awesome
  77. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    April 25, 2006 at 10:22 pm
    that was retarded
  78. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 29, 2006 at 1:25 am
    but i dont go to piggly wiggley
  79. Profile photo of fluffy101
    fluffy101 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:56 am
    this is how i will die...

    while walking to the office, in a slow swishing gate, to make and sign forms,

    i fall into a dumpster, severing my wrists on broken stained glass windows,]

    before my mind dies, i dance my fingers and fanticise about levitation (wtf!?)

    and my last words are heard by a nurse who uses them to charm rich women.

    everyone recalls my life as being prosperously generic and secreatly porus...

    wtf!!!!

  80. Profile photo of woohooitsme
    woohooitsme Female 13-17
    98 posts
    May 9, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    how the hell do u play this game?!?!?!?!!!!!
  81. Profile photo of TaterTotz173
    TaterTotz173 Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 9, 2006 at 8:58 pm
    While I have no personal reasons for killing, and are forced into the military, I try suicide by eating nothing but cardboard and wet sand, infection is a home on the coast, and i`m a garage band filled with smoke. My last few words are heard by a nurse who uses them to charm rich women. And during my funeral, my ex-lover steals my mother`s fur coat.
  82. Profile photo of TaterTotz173
    TaterTotz173 Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 9, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    what a great death huh?
  83. Profile photo of Banyan
    Banyan Male 13-17
    107 posts
    May 16, 2006 at 8:00 pm
    Rubbish
  84. Profile photo of BDogg242
    BDogg242 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    May 20, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    this poo aint true! ur friend is still alive. i bet he never played this fake game anyway! i wasted 10 minutes of my life! >-( you will die from bordom of this game!
  85. Profile photo of BDogg242
    BDogg242 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    May 20, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    oh srry. poo should say sh*it
  86. Profile photo of ghosty13
    ghosty13 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    June 4, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    what...i hit the death spin button and held it...nothing happened?? ummm...
  87. Profile photo of evilsushi22
    evilsushi22 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 6, 2006 at 8:10 pm
    i didnt get the game at first
    But after a found out how to do it
    here u go:
    nope i dont know how to play either :-) hahhahaha marry xmas!!!
  88. Profile photo of NayNay46
    NayNay46 Male 13-17
    92 posts
    July 26, 2006 at 1:34 am
    k i don`t get how to play
  89. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    Or better yet, don`t click it at all.
  90. Profile photo of KickinDonkey
    KickinDonkey Male 13-17
    243 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    gay
  91. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    January 3, 2007 at 3:40 pm
    Well, my sperm (FYI I`m a girl) apparently gets a tornado victim pregnant after a cab driver kills me.
  92. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 19, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    Apparently i wont ever die, i quit with 260 spins to go..

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