This is how you will die

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Games
http://www.secrettechnology.com/death/deathspin.htm

Don"t click this if you don"t want to get freaked out.
There are 92 comments:
Male 2,510
Apparently i wont ever die, i quit with 260 spins to go..
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Female 442
Well, my sperm (FYI I`m a girl) apparently gets a tornado victim pregnant after a cab driver kills me.
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Male 243
[spoiler]gay[/spoiler]
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Male 1,079
Or better yet, don`t click it at all.
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Male 92
k i don`t get how to play
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Male 34
i didnt get the game at first
But after a found out how to do it
here u go:
[spoiler]nope i dont know how to play either :-) hahhahaha marry xmas!!![/spoiler]
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Female 47
what...i hit the death spin button and held it...nothing happened?? ummm...
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Male 2
oh srry. poo should say sh*it
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Male 2
this poo aint true! ur friend is still alive. i bet he never played this fake game anyway! i wasted 10 minutes of my life! >-( you will die from bordom of this game!
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Male 107
Rubbish
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Female 140
what a great death huh?
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Female 140
While I have no personal reasons for killing, and are forced into the military, I try suicide by eating nothing but cardboard and wet sand, infection is a home on the coast, and i`m a garage band filled with smoke. My last few words are heard by a nurse who uses them to charm rich women. And during my funeral, my ex-lover steals my mother`s fur coat.
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Female 98
how the hell do u play this game?!?!?!?!!!!!
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Female 263
this is how i will die...

while walking to the office, in a slow swishing gate, to make and sign forms,

i fall into a dumpster, severing my wrists on broken stained glass windows,]

before my mind dies, i dance my fingers and fanticise about levitation (wtf!?)

and my last words are heard by a nurse who uses them to charm rich women.

everyone recalls my life as being prosperously generic and secreatly porus...

wtf!!!!

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Male 1,371
but i dont go to piggly wiggley
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Female 509
that was retarded
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Female 1,426
awesome
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Male 142
It said I will dye by a virus that attacks my brain, and I will start singing pop songs I hate because it makes me laugh, and my family will get payed with all my bills.
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Female 1,071
Oh probably coz i did that how long will you live untill test and it said i will live to 101
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Female 1,071
This page cannot be loaded... well what does that mean?
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Female 115
Searching for your breakthrough poetry manuscript thrown out "accidentally", you try suicide by eating nothing but cardboard, and drinknig wet sand but this mysteriously makes you live for 97 years and die from `worn out`. Before your body is cremated, necrophiliacs sex your corpse with a two-card canasta and the park ranger, who never finds your body, enjoys hang gliding and pottery.
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Male 12
Having created this I thought I would clear a few things up: this is an experiment in creating interactive and generative narratives using an unexpected interface. So, it isnt so much a game as a way for people to explore ideas of death and gambling and absurd fiction.

All that most likely sounds way too complex, so basically, its meant to get you playing and thinking about gambling and death.

Oh and thanks to all of you posting your results, very very cool.

cheers, Jason

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Female 531
I bump into a leathered man at the Piggly Wiggly (?) and then my clothes catch on a passing cab. I`m dragged several miles. My body is accidentally sent to a college in Ohio for research and 10 yrs later, my family is still searching for me and unsure of my demise.
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Male 69
Man, why do people make up lies? To make the game entertaining? Riight. Everybody start voting. on a scale from 1-10 tell your vote. Ready, go.

[spoiler]1[/spoiler]

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Female 92
yeah
i got waYYY too any credits, after the forst 2 spins i was up to 231 points .... and i dont have all day to sit here n spin ...
cute game tho :)
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Male 429
that was pretty much.... gay.
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Male 14
i died by golfers after i laughed at lyrics at a concert and my family thought it was suicide so i didnt have a funeral ........ a weird weird game
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Female 21
This has GOT to be one of the most terrible sites I have ever seen...call me "crazy", but it just doesn`t make any sense to me.
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Female 44
it was gay
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Female 49
This is taking way too long.
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Female 49
My friend died before I`ve even come close (still getting lovely deathpoints) and he got:

Friend: I`m going to die in kansas, beaten by pop-singing men with bats, and my lover is going to steal my mothers fur coat at my funeral, even though there won`t be one.

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Female 243
Too many spins, don`t have all day, guess I`ll never die. Buahhahhaahhaaaa!
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Female 13
how odd i am in a line at piggly wiggly(?) my loose skin catches in a cab door after helping an elderly couple get hteir towels back my death is used in a law suit then my donated sperm makes someone pregnant which is impossible as i am a girl, dumb game
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Male 2,216
My results kept flickering at some points. One of my results had the word "pancreas" at the end, but it kept flickering to "heart" and back again.

My main result was that despite having no reason to kill, I join the army, my loose skin gets caught in a cab door and Im dragged for a few miles, during restorative surgery they find Im lethally allergic to anasthetic, when my body is found the police think Im a celebrity and take lewd photos, and the park ranger who didnt find my body likes hang glinding and pottery.

okaaaaay...

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Female 32
Heliopod:

I am in favor of, "This is why no one loves you."

Go for it.

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Male 1,115
I quit after getting 205 points. didnt get it.
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Female 34
i think i`m gonna die tomorrow. i spin it like twice and then i run out of credits
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Female 370
this was stupid... I was looking for something to really scare me...
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Male 92
This is just retarded.
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Female 76
er I mean driving on a Kansas highway by a field.
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Female 76
the only freaky part.. it said I would die in a kansas field.. and I live in kansas.
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Male 251
Some of the combinations were incoherant. I eventually became bored with it and gave up.
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Male 12
Sorry for those of you who keep winning spins. I`ll try to fix that now. But keep in mind it does mean that you wont die anytime soon.

Which is good right?

look at this: hermeticon

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Male 1,079
OK....
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Male 437
wtf??? i always got the necrofeliacs one
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Male 437
chasing an adorible family pet into the less touristy areas of the grand canyon
your lose skin snags on the door of a taxie and you are dragged 2 miles
before your body is cremated necrofeliacs sex your corpse wityh a two card canasta
within 3 months your ex lover marries your father you are glad to be dead
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Male 53
OK...Apparently I will never die...I`ve been playing for over 2 hours now and still have like 181 death credits. I`ll never get to zero death points to find out how I`ll die.
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Female 145
O.o it kept telling me i was going to die while singing pop tunes that make me giggle.
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Male 176
A little eerie...
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Female 2,220
waste of my time
My noodles are cold
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Male 276
with over 400 spins and getting more free spins, methinks im not dying soon.

But YOU WILL. BAWHAHWATFEUTRF!!11

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Female 129
*ahem*
"After bumping into a small,leathery man in line at the Piggly Wiggly (which we don`t have here, by the way), a vagrant mistakes you for a `parking lot god` and worships you with knives. And while your death breath draws, you play an imaginary golf game with leaves. Before your body is cremated, necrophiliacs sex your corpse with a two-card canasta (say what?). And during your funeral, your ex-lover steals your mother`s fur coat."

Well, I suppose if I`ve gotta go, I might as well not be boring about it.

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Male 27
wow....according to this i`m going to die because of something that`s ging to happen in the next 72 hours
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Male 170
"Well, if I ever get done spinning, I will let you know, have been at it for 10 mins now! - Have like 205 spins to go! Uhhhhhhh!" OMG THATS JUST STUPID! I HAVE WAY 2 MANY SPINS 2
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Male 129
Ok, mine said I am going to Minn to buy meat horse...which makes no sense then get stung by bees and have a allergic reaction...which I am not allergic to then "jocks" are going to steal my hospital equipment from my room...yeah right. Then my cousin writes a book but he is already dead...so this is just retarded.
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Male 129
This is drating stupid. It makes no sense. Mine are just weird rambles that don`t make any sense. This is stupid.
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Male 394
?
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Male 38
something i do in the next 72hours will eventually end up killing me...... uhhh, no
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Male 58
Made me sad D:>

Make a happier one? :D
Like....this is how much money you`ll make in the next 10 years? :D

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Female 36
"at your funeral your ex-lover will steal your mother`s fur coat"
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Male 451
good: you have won extra spins
bad: blood disease
ok...
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Female 1,463

hmmm kinda confusin
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Male 581
this was ok but it was confusing because i would roll and would keep getting more and more points i finnaly quit when i had 370 points
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Male 12
I am going to make another one of these...but not based on death and with more possible outcomes (can see that there need to be more). But then question is:

What should be the theme? This is how you will be jailed? This is why no one loves you? Any ideas...real ones please...

oh and the spelling is australian...

and another strange work: heliozoa.com


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Male 363
that was just dumb.
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Female 210
After bumping into a leathery old man at the Piggly Wiggly, I try to commit suicide by eating nothing but cardboard and wet sand. This, for some reason, makes me live longer and I die from "worn out". A nurse overheard my last dying words and uses them to charm old women (?). My ex lover marries my father and I`m glad I`m dead.

wtf?!

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Male 246
yeah basically same thing that happened to u except some sperm i donated in collage would impregnate a tornado survivor
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Male 1,039
Apparently I`m going to fall into a glass filled dumpster and sever my wrists...LOL, I`ll then accidentally be sent to ohio and my ex will marry my father....some messed up (aka hilarious) stuff there.

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Female 395
If I had a valley girl voice...I`d be saying "I don`t get it" right about now? Something about old people and fingers? WTF?? It was kinda creepy though...The old people part anyway
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Female 351
lots of spelling mistakes, specter should be spectre and gate as in "slow swishing gate" should be gait

otherwise a strange game, only applies to dumb americans

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Female 237
wow...what a waste of my time!
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Female 1,181
After 10 minutes of playing, I was up too 300-ish points and just had to quit. Pretty cool game, though.
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Female 272
Umm...that was dumb
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Female 65
heliopod... WAY too much time on your hands.
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Male 213
^^
me to (except i`m in holland). well, the only thing i need to do to stay alive is not driving on kansas highways
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Male 207
im going to do on a kansas highway, not likely in auystralia
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Male 469
I thought the videos were pretty scary. The game itself didn`t predict any deaths that made alot of sense though.
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Male 12
Yeah I think I need to fix the amount someone can win. At times people win lots and lots of points. But since it doesnt appear to be a code problem, perhaps what is happening is that the user`s death cant be determined. Which is lucky for them, they have won a stay of death. For now.
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Female 236
"Page cannot be Displayed"

Oops. Looks like I`m not dying, then.

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Male 74
The Hell With It, I gave Up, To Many Spins to Go, Dont Have All Day To Sit Here And Spin!
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Male 74
Well, if I ever get done spinning, I will let you know, have been at it for 10 mins now! - Have like 205 spins to go! Uhhhhhhh!
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Male 2,510
ive had no sleep.
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Male 12
I`m actually the one who made this. I created this as an alternative fiction work, a way to generate different scenarios through a familar interface, the slot machine. But then I noticed that it seemed strangely true, and one of my friends died really close of one of the ways he got after playing it. So that freaked me out. And that wasnt the last time it worked out right. It doesnt always, but enough time to scare me away from playing anymore. I actually made one that says how you will NOT die. But it wouldn`t work.

Excuse my self promoting, but if you want to see more of my strangeness go to either my list of works or these crazy videos:

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Female 429
um boring?
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Female 54
I was told to keep styling my hair and adjusting my clothes, I don`t get it!
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Male 923
Very interesting. Odd how the deaths it predicts seem far off at first, then for some reason the seem more plausible.
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Male 45
how to play ?
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Female 1,071
didnt make sense
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Female 412
Question... how did this get 4 stars if no one`s seen it yet?
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Female 412
The only one that really applied to me was `while walking to the office...` thankfully I don`t have to walk through a car park where a homeless person supposedly attacks

Strange stuff

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Female 1,211
AHHH SCARY. i`m kidding.
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Male 10,115
Link: This is how you will die [Rate Link] - Don`t click this if you don`t want to get freaked out.
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