Taylor Hicks on SNL

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Entertainment
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Spoof of American Idol contestant (the one with the gray hair).
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Male 962
i love bigoldjeffry
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Female 49
i think taylor is awesome. he is so great to watch if you need to be entertained. i don`t think kellie is a whore. (do you spell whore hor or whore?) she isn`t that good a singer though, but her personality is cute.
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Female 531
Your link didn`t work.
In some tribes, women walk around with their boobs out, and men wear skimpy loin cloths. I STILL don`t think that would make appropriate Prom attire. Just because it`s OK in India, doesn`t make it OK in South Carolina.
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Female 106
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/...

Dude im from India and thats like fashion over there. Its called a ghagra and I have like 20 of those.

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Female 9
WHOOO! Go Taylor.

(Pickler is a whore. I mean, people say they vote for her because of her sad story. Boo-hoo. Does that mean I can win because my dad left me and my moms in jail?

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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 1,521
Hahahaha! American Idol is so much for the americans! I wouldn`t spend 5 minutes watching that crap!
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Female 531
Maybe she died.
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Male 594
Dang. Is the flame war we had going over. Shoot. I was having fun.
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Male 594
"iluvrevenge?"

Oh Lord. Where to start? Cindy pretty much beat me to the punch on you.

Kelly Pickles is a whore. And so are you.

By the way, what is "aki?" Is that your Japanese love child?

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Female 531
You love revenge, do you? Too bad you don`t love English. Or grammar. Or even spelling. You are calling ME an idiot when YOU are the one that said "yalls" and "kewl"? You don`t even know when to use "your" and "you`re" correctly.
You fail.
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Female 369
dude who cares , idols kewl , none of you guys personally know kelly pickler so dont judge and call her a whore so fast cus yall idiots dont even know her, taylor hicks is pretty talented and there just chill , bigoldjeffry - dude bigoldjeffry shut up you have funny come backs but they dont make sense and have nothing to do with tha subject , your a cumdumpster and you need to get a draten life , aki

peace out

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Female 1,382
MWAHAHAHAHAHA he didn`t have a comeback for moi :D
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Female 19
um, that was funny??? a a fan of SNL, i didn`t much care for that. i was sorely dissapointed, but maybey just b/c i dont no who the hcek that dude was/is. american idol isn`t my thing neways.
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Female 135
"My pubes look like a genius` haircut" is officially my new favorite saying. *lol*
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Female 531
Actually, my grandfather was 21 when his hair went white. It used to be red, and it turned snow white when he was very young.
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Male 22
I`ll try, but i NEVER heard of a guy with grey hair so young, if he is 29 ( or wut ever ) he dyed it ( wdf? who would dye their hair grey?)
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Female 531
[quote]On 4/20/2006 10:04:38 PM 00jznwo7331 wrote: Just to let you all know he`s about 37 - 45...He lied about "29" or what ever i frogot his age[/quote]
Do you have proof of this? Can you link us to a website to confirm this?
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Male 22
Just to let you all know he`s about 37 - 45...He lied about "29" or what ever i frogot his age
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Male 356
=\ American Idol isn`t really exciting anymore..
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Female 87
skillz is the name of something that`s meaningful to me and the "z" is uncluded in it... so I guess the "s" is there to denote posession =)
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Female 1,134
sometimes i want to hit him with a baseball bat and keep shooting him till he dosint move...
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Male 173
how did i spell salt with a K instead of a T?!?!
the keys aren`t even close to each other! thanks Cindy.
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Female 531
I guess my question is, why do you have a Z and an S in your screen-name? It seems like a bit of overkill, doesn`t it?
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Female 87
lol nice comeback to the sex life thing
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Male 594
SlutSkillz:

You are a filthy, rotten-crotched skank.

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Male 377
I like Taylor`s singing but he`s a spaz!!
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Female 531
You misspelled "salt" in your profile.
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Female 87
Alime, lol you`re welcome
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Male 173
MWAH!?!?
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Male 173
WOW! reading the comments for this was WAY more fun than watching that stupid SNL skit. thanks everyone for your amusing argument!
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Female 1,652
mwah.
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Male 173
that made no sence at all to me. i `ve never even heard the name taylor hicks. and american idol sucks. it was slightly good the fist season and o.k. the second season, but everything about american idol after that makes me want to brutaly stab myself in both eyes with a dagger made of salt.:-)
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Female 145
XP Taylor is teh smex! Maybe its because I`m from Alabama, though...
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Female 87
lol I like how I made you shut up =) I guess the sex life`s the red button with you, huh?
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Female 275
RARRWWR jeffry you big stoopid sucky hatey fat lard i am mad at you
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Female 87
Hey, but at least I bang... You should try it`ll make the bitterness go away =) Trust me
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Male 594
I`m just gonna tip my hand here a bit and admit: I love seeing you all get mad at me. It`s a wonderful thing. So, please continue.
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Male 594
Probably not as special as the Kappa Conformas who you bang on a regular basis.
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Female 87
Jeffry you make me feel so special =)
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Male 594
Doesn`t make you SOOOOOO mad that I won`t shut up?

And, farquadhnnch, did you actually say "snap?" You dumb trend whore.

Skillz Girl: first, I hate the spelling of your name. A "z" on "Skill" implies that you, too, are a trend whore. I`d guess that you`re probably a sororistute, too. And honey, just because your Zima-rattled brain can`t comprehend something doesn`t mean that it doesn`t make sense, you cum-guzzling queen.

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Female 87
Yumiii, you took the words right out of my mouth. Jeffry needs to shut up and maybe instead waste his time trying to come up with new insults that make a little bit of sense. There. =)
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Male 91
lol
pretty good
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Female 1,382
Bionicrod you ninja`d me! (sorry for the double post)

And you`re not funny jeffry.

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Female 1,382
Just shut up bigoldjeffry. You`re not cool. Apparently your allowed to open your big fat mouth and have a say but other people arn`t? You need to be shot. Many, many times.
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Male 1,014
I was going to reply, but I`m not going to bother. In a battle of wits,it`s no fun to shoot an unarmed man that just keeps repeating himself.
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Male 1,225
::sarcasm:: yes, I`m a whore for not watching American idol and thinking that it`s stupid.

Why do you even bother "making fun" of people? The more you do it, the less credibility you have as a sensible human being. I would resort to saying something like "Did your parents try to abort you but you survived anyway?" but I have more class than that. Oh snap! I said it anyway. Now look what you made me do. Grow up before you infect us all.

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Female 4
Wow, I`m hurt.
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Male 594
Well, I suppose I could come up in your mom again, Moldbdenum; but I`ve already done that three times today. Give me some rest; I`m not a machine.
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Female 4
Is AIDS patient the best insult you can come up with?
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Male 594
BionicRod,

You piece of garbage, shut your mouth, you coward.

The South lost the Civil War? Well no poo, you simpering pile of nothing.

Shut your hole or put your dad`s penis back in it. That way, all we`ll hear is your incessant gagging rather then you insipid commentary, you AIDs-patient gasbag. Stop blowing sailors in alleys and you might not have so much VD, trash boy.

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Female 252
Kellie is going to become a pornstar. Taylor is going to become a Wedding Singer. And the rest of them will cease to exist in the entertainment spectrum because they suck. American Idol is the quickest way to become an American sellout.
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Male 34
i can`t stand this bitch taylor. at least they didn`t have to change his last name on snl!
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Female 177
i didnt realise this was like a mini porn site lol
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Male 1,014
That`s crazy, for_serious. I can`t believe any parents would actually let their daughter go to prom in a dress like that.
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Female 1,403
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Female 1,403
"Funny you should say that. I can`t stand that bitch, but my husband falls for her innocent whore act every single week. I read some stuff about her on "vote for the worst". She is NOT the nice girl she pretends to be."

HAVE YOU SEEN HER PROM DRESS!?!?!? It`s more like porn dress. I have no idea where I saw the picture, but I`ll find it.

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Male 242
Ya, taylor is awesome lol, drat that imitation it was terrible
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Female 494
He`s not very good. (The SNL guy) He doesn`t even seem like him, and he shouts when he talks. Taylor doesn`t do that...
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Female 11
SNL isn`t funny anymore.
-shrug- i would state my opinions on american idol, but there isn`t enough time in the day to insult all of you arrogent, ignorant non-nice individuals.

hugs and kisses.

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Male 1,014
LMAO at the infantile rantings of smallolddouchebag. People like you are the reason the south LOST the Civil War. But it is amusing to hear a middle aged man talk like a 13 year old. Oh, and fyi "you nothing" isn`t exactly proper English either.
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Male 594
Lorah,

That *sounds* like English that you`re speaking, but all I`m hearing is babbling.

Try again.

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Female 1,784
wow these convos are wonderful lol
ActaulyI kno of two guys that their hair turned grey b4 they hit there adulthood.
One who was in my school his hair started to turn grey at the age of 15. The other who is now married with two kids his hair turned grey at the age of 16.
And I looove Kelly, I think shes so cute and sweet and very pretty. And it seems like alot of other ppl love her too coz shes still on that show
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Male 594
Hey, bionicrod, get your rod out of your mom`s stinky starfish.

And wipe your dad`s semen from your lips, you piece of simpering trash. You nothing. You welfare-addicted AIDS bag.

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Male 1,014
Hey, there`s a pretty picture! A dog humping a foot! The clip was dumb, I hate American Idol.
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Female 531
Don`t tease!
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Male 594
:-)

I know you do, sweet cheeks. But I love you more. And I`m wearing a thong. So there.

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Female 531
Jeffry, did I ever tell you I love you?
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Male 594
Kelly Pickles is the biggest whore on planet earth. Beneath her stands farquaadhnch and AP4MVP, nonconformist wanna-bes who need to keep their mother-humping mouths shut.
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Male 54
^Exactly. I never watch American Idol. They`re just a bunch of wannabes who wish they were any good.
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Male 1,225
I don`t watch American Idol. The reason being I don`t want to be dragged into an argument about who is better. Besides, if they are such great singers, how come they couldn`t get signed by themselves?
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Female 531
[quote]On 4/20/2006 9:41:09 AM bigoldjeffry wrote: You guys are probably fans of that trailer whore Kelly Pickles. Shut yer mouths.[/quote]
Funny you should say that. I can`t stand that bitch, but my husband falls for her innocent whore act every single week. I read some stuff about her on "vote for the worst". She is NOT the nice girl she pretends to be.
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Male 594
You guys are probably fans of that trailer whore Kelly Pickles. Shut yer mouths.
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Female 531
[quote]On 4/20/2006 8:21:21 AM misscutieroo wrote: omg i hate that Hicks guy it bothers me soo obad! i dont like his singing either! I WANT HIM OFF OF AMERICAN IDOL! [/quote]
I whole-heartedly agree with this. I am so sick of him.
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Female 1,944
omg i hate that Hicks guy it bothers me soo obad! i dont like his singing either! I WANT HIM OFF OF AMERICAN IDOL!
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Female 1,382
Gray hair at 29?! Dude!
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Female 1,211
wait....my speakers werent plugged in properly :-D
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Female 1,211
the sound was really bad it sounded like a heap of rubbish to me....
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Male 567
who is this taylor hicks you speak of?
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Female 88
lol thats funny.. I LOVE TAYLOR!
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Male 24
First! (sorry, had to do it.)
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Male 10,115
Link: Taylor Hicks on SNL [Rate Link] - Spoof of American Idol contestant (the one with the gray hair).
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