Norton Furniture Store

Submitted by: tacuvo 10 years ago Entertainment
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Worst furniture store commerical ever?
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Male 77
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Female 7
By the way, I think he talks like that because his throat got stepped on or something. At first, I thought is was all part of the "act", but it`s not. I hear he has really great furniture deals though! I feel bad making fun of him, but, damn. Spend a bit more money on advertising!
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Female 7
lol....I live in Cleveland Ohio. Unfortunately, this is where this guy is located at. My boyfriend and I used to make fun of this commercial all of the time. The BOOM, it pops up on the WORLD WIDE WEB! Who would of drating known? I give props to whoever posted this one up on the site! .....(I knew I wasn`t the only one who thought this commercial was crazy/stupid/funny) I love iambored! I couldn`t live without it!
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Male 194
lol, the comments on thise site, but yeh wierd.
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Female 13
If think this is bad he has worse ones. I`ll never buy from him.
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Male 452
lol wtf
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Male 1
Im from Cleveland Ohio and its all real. Mark is quite a celebrity in the northeastern ohio area
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Male 626
He sounds like he has given up all hope in life and just wan`t to be noticed. Poor man... I`ll give him a big hug if I ever see him. Peace out.
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Female 36
my friend sounds like that guy. now i`m afraid that he`ll grow up to be like this mark fellow.
that commercial was unbelievably amazing, though.
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Male 1,078
poop

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Female 1
My cousin bought her dining room set from him.... he is creepy in real life
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Female 230
ok, that was just creepy. especially his voice and those weird manequins.
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Female 531
I`m so scared right now, I think I peed a little on my chair. :-/
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Male 200
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Female 45
Anyone seen this guy`s myspace?

http://www.myspace.com/nortonfurniture

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Male 889
DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Male 164
You guys are missing the best one, btw. There`s an even weirder one
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Male 62
WTF
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Female 3
this guy talk like rene angelil celine dion husban...
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Female 192
The second I saw this all I could think was that it needed to be an email to strong bad...
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Female 879
Im a little put off by that.....I dont need furniture anyways
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Male 1
yeah, im here to tell you people its real... im from the cleveland area and these commercials come on late at night. and this isnt the only commercial, this dude has like 15 different ones. And when he pops up on a 45 inch screen at like 2 am hes even scarier.
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Female 333
His voice sounded like Adam Sandle`s in Little Nicky... with the seriously and everything...
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Male 4,431
There`s a tire guy in FL (Stanley somebody) that comes on and says, "Tires ain`t pretty, but you gotta have `em." I thought those ads were strange, but this one is more strange. But, as so many folks have said, strange sticks in your head. I mean, I still think about that tire guy and his tires that "ain`t pretty..." :-)
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Male 12
Best commercial ever, possibly 2nd to the birdman commercials, no, not Harvey Birdman, though, he is great too
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Male 418
I wouldn`t call it the worst. At least, he`s not sceaming at you to "Buy! Buy! Buy!"
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Female 35
what the hell???????
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Female 121
Woah that guys just got more advertising space than he ever cudda hope/paid for.
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Female 395
actually.. Ohio is one of my fave states .. i was there visiting a friend a few years back .. Ohio Rocks !!!!!
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Female 395
Freaking S T U P I D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D ............. that guy is Fu**g Creepyyyy ! ! ! ! ! id be heading the other way if i saw him walking down the street HOLY SH*T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 393
wow...if only i was planning on making a remake of the godfather
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Male 579
If seen creepier, but this ranks pretty high on my books
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Female 8
yeah, that was actually "really really bad" and scary at the same time, what was he trying to do be one of those lamps?
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Female 329
woa...just woaaa :-/
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Male 176
It`s real, put the phone number into google.

http://www.google.com/search?sa=X&oi...

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Male 206
I live in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and we have a furniture store called "Four-Day Furniture". Their ads feature a guy waving his arms and the infamous quote "if you don`t come see me, I can`t save you any money!"
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Female 111
*mouth drops open*

Oh my goodness.

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Male 356
What a wreck.
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Female 55
F*cking ace.
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Male 2,567
lol wtf
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Male 47
if anyone in the ohio region has seen the shrimp commercial, its MILEY MILEYS` you gota tape that and put it on here, that ones even funnyer - if you wanna be smilly smilly come down to miley mileys HEHEEHE-- watch the fat black lady in the back, she doesnt even care. theres also another shrimp commercial where at the end this big black guy with huge eyes comes out and he says " MMM tats goood shrimp, mmmmm" get that one too, they are hilarious.
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Male 334
yea, thats creapy. elton john is more manly than that guy.
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Male 377
I feel bad for that guy. It wasn`t even oddly entertaining, it just plain sucks.
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Male 12
I`ve met they guy, he`s pretty weird.
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Male 1,550
This commercial is just sad
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Female 145
i would buy his furniture
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Male 161
w-w-w-w-w-WHATTT???
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Female 1,134
THAT DUDE IS SOOO A PEDO!! GROSSS AND HES A FAG!!
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Male 1,521
WTF was this Shi t!? This guy is a Fag!
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Male 664
"The guy has hips! How does a man develope hips?"

He`s got two guns. You know what I mean.

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Male 110
Theres this one I see that has a really bad,almost stickman type hillbilly drawing talking about cars.It freaks me out.
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Female 165
Now seriously, if you`re this creepy, you really shouldn`t be on TV.

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Female 1
hey let me tell you marc is the best i went to his store just to see what he is like and he is so nice he gave me a norton furniture shirt and took a photo, he gives out bread to homeless people too he is awesome, and the only reason he has that voice is because he was kicked in the throat when he was a kid. he has the best commercials in cleveland
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Male 91
WTF
WTFF
WTFFF
WHAT THE F*** is wrong with the world!!!???
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Male 437
wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf
thats all i`m sayin
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Female 1,211
MARK KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!
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Male 2,586
Agree with all of the above... but think about it- an advert/ commercial that has this many people talking about it- people will come to his shop/ store just to hear his voice! - freaky but catchy...
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Male 12
Friday, April 21, 2006 8:00:37 AM
The guy has hips! How does a man develope hips?

lol.. i was wondering that too

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Male 404
off*
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Male 404
Omg, yes, this commericial is on, its definatley real. I usually see it around 2-4 am in the morning ( i dont sleep much, i know). There has been alot worse commercials this guy has made though. Every time i see one it pisses me og alot!
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Female 119
This is REAL... I live in Cleveland and this commercial is on usually when I first wake up in the morning (6:00 a.m.)Totally stupid and ANNOYING!
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Male 531
was that a real commercial? it didnt seem like it by the way the guy was talking
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Male 608
I think I dated the lamp in black before.... Humm, she always told me she was going to be a star...
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Female 23
I live in Cleveland as well, and I work in the broadcasting industry. This guy will not let anyone else to his commercials. These are the funniest commercials EVER. The guy is a local celebrity.

I like the commercials with the Ghoul in the them. The guy who plays the Ghoul used to teach at the broadcasting school i went to. He took a bunch of kids to the shoot. Craziness.

But hey....you remember the commercial, right? I guess it did it`s job...

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Male 1,478
That guy was really crazy.
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Male 608
GR8 comments! Buy a piece of furniture...get a loaf of bread! `My name is Mahhhk...& you can count on it..." & what was up with that cheesy star swipe? Like something out of the classic SCTV!...
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Male 1,586
I can`t believe nobody had the guts to tell him to think again when he said he wanted to star in his own ads...
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Male 374
That wasn`t just the worst furniture shop ad ever, it was the worst ad ever
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Male 194
"...I thought he was about to make me an offer I can`t refuse."

Lmfao

he sounded like a mix of marlon brando from the godfather and adam sandler in little nicky.. lol

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Male 375
ohio represent!
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Male 26
i live in cleveland i see this commercial all the time, there are tons of wierd variations of it
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Female 1,463
omg tht IS the worst advert ever
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Male 1
omg lmao yes this is real i know mark personally XD lol i live in cleveland ohio and whats really weird is when u buy a peice of furniture off of him u get a free loaf of bread for every peice of furniture lol, my girlfriend got a whole bedroom set off him (1 dresser, bed, table thingy) lol and she walked out with 3 loaves of bread like wtf!?
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Female 168
AHAHAHA i see this AD every day!!
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Female 28
That beat the hell out of any of the local commercials here.
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Male 414
his voice belongs in the Godfather trilogy, not a store ad.
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Male 106
right so that was 216-687-1660 and i need to speak to mark is that correct? his phone must be going crazy the punters cant wait to speak to him
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Male 1
I live in Cleveland and this ad is shown roughly around 1 am. But that`s not the best part. THERE ARE MORE!! The X-mas one scared the holy hell right out of me! And for Halloween he did the best godfather impression (as expected).
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Male 15
"holy crap, its senor cardgage"
He DOES sound like Señor Cardgage! And he`s a salesman too. Is it a coincidence, or was Mark the inspiration for the character?
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Female 20
If you can`t get credit in my store .. you can`t get credit anywhere. Well that`s a good reason to go to his store. I mean, otherwise, why would you go there ? Oh yeah, because you just love meeting some creepy/I`m gonna kill your kids and eat them if you don`t buy anything, salesman.
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Female 206
That was friggin awesome. If I was sitting home watching tv and that came on, i would probably bust a gut. It`s hilarious. He sounds like joe pesci.
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Male 82
The guy has hips! How does a man develope hips?
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Female 150
Ahhh This commercial haunts me! Everytime I turn on the TV I see it and now it comes to find me here at IAB! Nooooo! :P
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Male 48
i need to go take a shower :|
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Male 40
holy crap, its senor cardgage
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Male 1,115
"...and if you dont buy from my store, you`ll find yourself sleeping with the fishes."

That guy has one creepy voice.

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Female 72
kinda weird.... but totally awesome at the same time....
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Female 1,972
WTF in deed- that guy does have a pedosmile.
He`s like Buffalo Bill kind of creepy
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Male 213
[quote]On 4/21/2006 3:02:46 AM FallenSoul wrote: "My name is Mark, and if you canot find me in my store just vist me elsewhere, I will be the one in a white van parked outside of the elementary school picking up small children..."[/quote]

I saw, it the pedo smirk!!!

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Male 78
...I thought he was about to make me an offer I can`t refuse.
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Female 147
DaSniper88 i was thinkin d same about him being a mobster,
he reminded me of marlon brando from god father.
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Male 84
LoL I sas this when I was in Ohio, guy should be a mobster not a salesman with that voice, I didnt think it was that bad.
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Male 2
This is real. They show it every day on TV in northeast ohio. There are a couple of other even weirder ones
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Male 1,217
*Ding* Something musta clicked in his head.
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Male 1,407
No, no, you have it all wrong. This is the best furniture store commercial ever!
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Male 923
"My name is Mark, and if you canot find me in my store just vist me elsewhere, I will be the one in a white van parked outside of the elementary school picking up small children..."
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Female 43
that can`t possibly be for real. . . right?
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Male 1,265
W............T................F...........?
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Male 1,014
That was downright scary. What was up with those mannequins with the lampshades on their heads?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh!

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Male 314
Link: Norton Furniture Store [Rate Link] - Worst furniture store commerical ever?
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