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Date: 04/21/06 02:28 AM

100 Responses to Norton Furniture Store

  1. Profile photo of tacuvo
    tacuvo Male 18-29
    314 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    Link: Norton Furniture Store - Worst furniture store commerical ever?
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 11:12 pm
    That was downright scary. What was up with those mannequins with the lampshades on their heads?

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh!

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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 2:38 am
    W............T................F...........?
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    BevinJ Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 3:00 am
    that can`t possibly be for real. . . right?
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2006 at 3:02 am
    "My name is Mark, and if you canot find me in my store just vist me elsewhere, I will be the one in a white van parked outside of the elementary school picking up small children..."
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 3:31 am
    No, no, you have it all wrong. This is the best furniture store commercial ever!
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    maples Male 13-17
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    April 21, 2006 at 3:33 am
    *Ding* Something musta clicked in his head.
  8. Profile photo of paimeg
    paimeg Male 30-39
    2 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 3:58 am
    This is real. They show it every day on TV in northeast ohio. There are a couple of other even weirder ones
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    DaSniper88 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:03 am
    LoL I sas this when I was in Ohio, guy should be a mobster not a salesman with that voice, I didnt think it was that bad.
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    blue18 Female 18-29
    147 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:30 am
    DaSniper88 i was thinkin d same about him being a mobster,
    he reminded me of marlon brando from god father.
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    Hannibal222 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:37 am
    ...I thought he was about to make me an offer I can`t refuse.
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    jealousblues Male 18-29
    213 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:40 am
    On 4/21/2006 3:02:46 AM FallenSoul wrote: "My name is Mark, and if you canot find me in my store just vist me elsewhere, I will be the one in a white van parked outside of the elementary school picking up small children..."

    I saw, it the pedo smirk!!!

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:47 am
    WTF in deed- that guy does have a pedosmile.
    He`s like Buffalo Bill kind of creepy
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    emma_is_best Female 13-17
    72 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:48 am
    kinda weird.... but totally awesome at the same time....
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    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:59 am
    "...and if you dont buy from my store, you`ll find yourself sleeping with the fishes."

    That guy has one creepy voice.

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    Widowmaker Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 5:16 am
    holy crap, its senor cardgage
  17. Profile photo of childofbodom
    childofbodom Male 13-17
    48 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 7:48 am
    i need to go take a shower :|
  18. Profile photo of Littlelo
    Littlelo Female 18-29
    150 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 7:53 am
    Ahhh This commercial haunts me! Everytime I turn on the TV I see it and now it comes to find me here at IAB! Nooooo! :P
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    minitimm Male 18-29
    82 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 8:00 am
    The guy has hips! How does a man develope hips?
  20. Profile photo of griffith12
    griffith12 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 8:05 am
    That was friggin awesome. If I was sitting home watching tv and that came on, i would probably bust a gut. It`s hilarious. He sounds like joe pesci.
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    Zatarae Female 18-29
    20 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 8:20 am
    If you can`t get credit in my store .. you can`t get credit anywhere. Well that`s a good reason to go to his store. I mean, otherwise, why would you go there ? Oh yeah, because you just love meeting some creepy/I`m gonna kill your kids and eat them if you don`t buy anything, salesman.
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    JawaSlayer Male 18-29
    15 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 8:27 am
    "holy crap, its senor cardgage"
    He DOES sound like Señor Cardgage! And he`s a salesman too. Is it a coincidence, or was Mark the inspiration for the character?
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    Hogsman Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 21, 2006 at 8:54 am
    I live in Cleveland and this ad is shown roughly around 1 am. But that`s not the best part. THERE ARE MORE!! The X-mas one scared the holy hell right out of me! And for Halloween he did the best godfather impression (as expected).
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    00_heaven Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 8:58 am
    right so that was 216-687-1660 and i need to speak to mark is that correct? his phone must be going crazy the punters cant wait to speak to him
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    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 9:39 am
    his voice belongs in the Godfather trilogy, not a store ad.
  26. Profile photo of BeatriceD
    BeatriceD Female 18-29
    28 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 9:53 am
    That beat the hell out of any of the local commercials here.
  27. Profile photo of theuhstuf
    theuhstuf Female 70 & Over
    168 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 10:43 am
    AHAHAHA i see this AD every day!!
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    KLINE Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 21, 2006 at 10:50 am
    omg lmao yes this is real i know mark personally XD lol i live in cleveland ohio and whats really weird is when u buy a peice of furniture off of him u get a free loaf of bread for every peice of furniture lol, my girlfriend got a whole bedroom set off him (1 dresser, bed, table thingy) lol and she walked out with 3 loaves of bread like wtf!?
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 10:56 am
    omg tht IS the worst advert ever
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    chiliman1290 Male 13-17
    26 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 11:08 am
    i live in cleveland i see this commercial all the time, there are tons of wierd variations of it
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    NyQ Male 18-29
    375 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 11:12 am
    ohio represent!
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    elroy72 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 11:30 am
    "...I thought he was about to make me an offer I can`t refuse."

    Lmfao

    he sounded like a mix of marlon brando from the godfather and adam sandler in little nicky.. lol

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    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 11:47 am
    That wasn`t just the worst furniture shop ad ever, it was the worst ad ever
  34. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    I can`t believe nobody had the guts to tell him to think again when he said he wanted to star in his own ads...
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 12:07 pm
    GR8 comments! Buy a piece of furniture...get a loaf of bread! `My name is Mahhhk...& you can count on it..." & what was up with that cheesy star swipe? Like something out of the classic SCTV!...
  36. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    That guy was really crazy.
  37. Profile photo of BossLadyRock
    BossLadyRock Female 18-29
    23 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 1:02 pm
    I live in Cleveland as well, and I work in the broadcasting industry. This guy will not let anyone else to his commercials. These are the funniest commercials EVER. The guy is a local celebrity.

    I like the commercials with the Ghoul in the them. The guy who plays the Ghoul used to teach at the broadcasting school i went to. He took a bunch of kids to the shoot. Craziness.

    But hey....you remember the commercial, right? I guess it did it`s job...

  38. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 1:24 pm
    I think I dated the lamp in black before.... Humm, she always told me she was going to be a star...
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    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    was that a real commercial? it didnt seem like it by the way the guy was talking
  40. Profile photo of neetfreek
    neetfreek Female 40-49
    119 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    This is REAL... I live in Cleveland and this commercial is on usually when I first wake up in the morning (6:00 a.m.)Totally stupid and ANNOYING!
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    dogdude1 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    Omg, yes, this commericial is on, its definatley real. I usually see it around 2-4 am in the morning ( i dont sleep much, i know). There has been alot worse commercials this guy has made though. Every time i see one it pisses me og alot!
  42. Profile photo of dogdude1
    dogdude1 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    off*
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    Nihonto Male 13-17
    12 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    Friday, April 21, 2006 8:00:37 AM
    The guy has hips! How does a man develope hips?

    lol.. i was wondering that too

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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    Agree with all of the above... but think about it- an advert/ commercial that has this many people talking about it- people will come to his shop/ store just to hear his voice! - freaky but catchy...
  45. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    MARK KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!
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    zoinks Male 13-17
    438 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf
    thats all i`m sayin
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    cheeselova93 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    WTF
    WTFF
    WTFFF
    WHAT THE F*** is wrong with the world!!!???
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    hashi2 Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 21, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    hey let me tell you marc is the best i went to his store just to see what he is like and he is so nice he gave me a norton furniture shirt and took a photo, he gives out bread to homeless people too he is awesome, and the only reason he has that voice is because he was kicked in the throat when he was a kid. he has the best commercials in cleveland
  49. Profile photo of nvisiblegirl
    nvisiblegirl Female 30-39
    165 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    Now seriously, if you`re this creepy, you really shouldn`t be on TV.

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    thyclaine Male 13-17
    110 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 5:29 pm
    Theres this one I see that has a really bad,almost stickman type hillbilly drawing talking about cars.It freaks me out.
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    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 5:29 pm
    "The guy has hips! How does a man develope hips?"

    He`s got two guns. You know what I mean.

  52. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 5:42 pm
    WTF was this Shi t!? This guy is a Fag!
  53. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 6:06 pm
    THAT DUDE IS SOOO A PEDO!! GROSSS AND HES A FAG!!
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    FrogBomb Male 13-17
    161 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    w-w-w-w-w-WHATTT???
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    Irishchibi1 Female 13-17
    145 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    i would buy his furniture
  56. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 7:32 pm
    This commercial is just sad
  57. Profile photo of pilljar
    pilljar Male 18-29
    12 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    I`ve met they guy, he`s pretty weird.
  58. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    I feel bad for that guy. It wasn`t even oddly entertaining, it just plain sucks.
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    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    yea, thats creapy. elton john is more manly than that guy.
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    x_Xeon_x Male 18-29
    47 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 8:48 pm
    if anyone in the ohio region has seen the shrimp commercial, its MILEY MILEYS` you gota tape that and put it on here, that ones even funnyer - if you wanna be smilly smilly come down to miley mileys HEHEEHE-- watch the fat black lady in the back, she doesnt even care. theres also another shrimp commercial where at the end this big black guy with huge eyes comes out and he says " MMM tats goood shrimp, mmmmm" get that one too, they are hilarious.
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 8:51 pm
    lol wtf
  62. Profile photo of tonesontail
    tonesontail Female 13-17
    55 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 9:03 pm
    F*cking ace.
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    stereotypic Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2006 at 9:34 pm
    What a wreck.
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    bookaholic22 Female 70 & Over
    111 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    *mouth drops open*

    Oh my goodness.

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    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    I live in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and we have a furniture store called "Four-Day Furniture". Their ads feature a guy waving his arms and the infamous quote "if you don`t come see me, I can`t save you any money!"
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    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
    176 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 10:09 pm
    It`s real, put the phone number into google.

    http://www.google.com/search?sa=X&oi...

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    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 10:41 pm
    woa...just woaaa :-/
  68. Profile photo of SomebodySave
    SomebodySave Female 18-29
    8 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 11:42 pm
    yeah, that was actually "really really bad" and scary at the same time, what was he trying to do be one of those lamps?
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    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 11:56 pm
    If seen creepier, but this ranks pretty high on my books
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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 12:44 am
    wow...if only i was planning on making a remake of the godfather
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    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 1:15 am
    Freaking S T U P I D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D ............. that guy is Fu**g Creepyyyy ! ! ! ! ! id be heading the other way if i saw him walking down the street HOLY SH*T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  72. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 1:16 am
    actually.. Ohio is one of my fave states .. i was there visiting a friend a few years back .. Ohio Rocks !!!!!
  73. Profile photo of melancholy87
    melancholy87 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 1:21 am
    Woah that guys just got more advertising space than he ever cudda hope/paid for.
  74. Profile photo of random_mind
    random_mind Female 13-17
    35 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 1:48 am
    what the hell???????
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    excelman Male 30-39
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    April 22, 2006 at 2:15 am
    I wouldn`t call it the worst. At least, he`s not sceaming at you to "Buy! Buy! Buy!"
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    bubertsamson Male 18-29
    12 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 4:48 am
    Best commercial ever, possibly 2nd to the birdman commercials, no, not Harvey Birdman, though, he is great too
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 7:33 am
    There`s a tire guy in FL (Stanley somebody) that comes on and says, "Tires ain`t pretty, but you gotta have `em." I thought those ads were strange, but this one is more strange. But, as so many folks have said, strange sticks in your head. I mean, I still think about that tire guy and his tires that "ain`t pretty..." :-)
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    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 11:46 am
    His voice sounded like Adam Sandle`s in Little Nicky... with the seriously and everything...
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    tuffgong536 Male 13-17
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    April 22, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    yeah, im here to tell you people its real... im from the cleveland area and these commercials come on late at night. and this isnt the only commercial, this dude has like 15 different ones. And when he pops up on a 45 inch screen at like 2 am hes even scarier.
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    Im a little put off by that.....I dont need furniture anyways
  81. Profile photo of Samela
    Samela Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2006 at 12:21 pm
    The second I saw this all I could think was that it needed to be an email to strong bad...
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    kidoo904 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    this guy talk like rene angelil celine dion husban...
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    randomfish Male 13-17
    62 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    WTF
  84. Profile photo of Zooks
    Zooks Male 18-29
    164 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    You guys are missing the best one, btw. There`s an even weirder one
  85. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 5:09 pm
    DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  86. Profile photo of smallville10
    smallville10 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 7:05 pm
    Anyone seen this guy`s myspace?

    http://www.myspace.com/nortonfurniture

  87. Profile photo of medic1971
    medic1971 Male 30-39
    200 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 8:30 pm
    Senor Cardgage!!!!
    http://www.homestarrunner.com/senormortg...
  88. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    I`m so scared right now, I think I peed a little on my chair. :-/
  89. Profile photo of llamakilla0
    llamakilla0 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 9:18 pm
    ok, that was just creepy. especially his voice and those weird manequins.
  90. Profile photo of Miss_aa
    Miss_aa Female 13-17
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    April 23, 2006 at 1:36 am
    My cousin bought her dining room set from him.... he is creepy in real life
  91. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    April 23, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    poop

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    julia__m Female 13-17
    36 posts
    April 23, 2006 at 7:25 pm
    my friend sounds like that guy. now i`m afraid that he`ll grow up to be like this mark fellow.
    that commercial was unbelievably amazing, though.
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    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    He sounds like he has given up all hope in life and just wan`t to be noticed. Poor man... I`ll give him a big hug if I ever see him. Peace out.
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    pcubergeek Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    Im from Cleveland Ohio and its all real. Mark is quite a celebrity in the northeastern ohio area
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    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 2:27 am
    lol wtf
  96. Profile photo of charmed2778
    charmed2778 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    May 4, 2006 at 6:39 pm
    If think this is bad he has worse ones. I`ll never buy from him.
  97. Profile photo of jizzos
    jizzos Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 15, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    lol, the comments on thise site, but yeh wierd.
  98. Profile photo of afrenzyin
    afrenzyin Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 17, 2006 at 9:10 pm
    lol....I live in Cleveland Ohio. Unfortunately, this is where this guy is located at. My boyfriend and I used to make fun of this commercial all of the time. The BOOM, it pops up on the WORLD WIDE WEB! Who would of drating known? I give props to whoever posted this one up on the site! .....(I knew I wasn`t the only one who thought this commercial was crazy/stupid/funny) I love iambored! I couldn`t live without it!
  99. Profile photo of afrenzyin
    afrenzyin Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 17, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    By the way, I think he talks like that because his throat got stepped on or something. At first, I thought is was all part of the "act", but it`s not. I hear he has really great furniture deals though! I feel bad making fun of him, but, damn. Spend a bit more money on advertising!
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    suicideboy Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2006 at 2:32 am
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