Middle class white rapper

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment

I think a record company executive is going to watch this and give him a contract right away.
There are 145 comments:
Female 32
i dont do drugs and im not on crack... well duh... if ur not on drugs - OF COURSE U DONT DO CRACK!! aww bless
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Male 103
gah, i just feel sorry for him.. I mean, it seems like he`s really serious. And obviously he thinks he is realy good.. haha, he needs a reality check!
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Male 103
really*
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Male 103
gah, i just feel sorry for him.. I mean, it seems like he`s really serious. And obviously he thinks he is realy good.. haha, he needs a reality check!
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Female 131
oh dear.
oh dear.
oh dear.
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Female 40
That was amazing.
I`m buy his poo.
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Female 663
Hmmm lemme try!

You say you don`t do drugs and you don`t do crack.
You really need to rethink that cuz your rhymes is whack.

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Female 67
`if i want to go
out and play`
*shakes head in shame* that poor boy
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Female 67
that was painful. oh my, is he serious?
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Male 594
trepee,

Spit your mothers pubic hairs out and shut your gay mouth, you pile of nothing, you waste of space, you leech on society. Go feed your illegitimite kids, garbage boy.

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Male 211
to middle class for a shrit i guess...?
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Female 129
Hes wearing eighties pants

He has a mullet

The rhythms in his raps were really really simple, too slow, too many pauses, no complex or interesting rhythms AND he lost the steady beat sometimes and wasn`t with the track.

Dude, if you`re gonna rap, at least have a sense of rhythm.

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Female 52
"As you can see, I`m not black...I don`t do drugs, and I`m not on crack"

"I don`t live in a box, nor was I raised on the streets"

"I don`t have a butler, or a maid...and my exterminator is a can of Raid"

Oh, SO many brilliant lines...hahahaha

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Male 170
OMG!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!!
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Female 439
Oh God.....that hurt.
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Female 394
will sombody please save my ears!
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Male 146
Wow ive never seen anything this awful it sounds like something those bill nye videos you watch in school.
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Female 28
Haha, this guy sucks. He reminds me a bit of Kevin Federline. What a loser.
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Male 76
Trizz: "OMFG!!! what a geek!!!!!!"
hmm. that sentence shouldn`t have OMFG!!!11 in front of it. Who`s the geek now? HA!
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Female 16
lolakitty72 said: Oh..........my........goy
Isn`t that fitness celebrity John Basedow?

saab9´s response: I don´t know about the fitness celebrity John Basedow, but that guy sure sucks.


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Female 26
I wish I could put this on my myspace. I love how he has to explain his pootiness. There is not excuse for that.
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Male 68
OMG! he either gay or narcasistic
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Male 1,383
OMFG!!! what a geek!!!!!!
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Male 2,057
i hope thats meant to be a spoof
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Male 2,958
Eminem was a damn good rapper.

50 cent`s ok, but he gets pretty repeditive.

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Male 203
Im sick of hearing "hip hop sucks" You guys are so annoying. You base all of those comments on the fact that you`ve heard 50 cent and eminem and you dont like them. Just so you guys know, they are other types of hip hop than the mainstream crap you hear every day. Im sure i could find at least 5 songs that i like from every genre possible.
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Male 285
me thinks it was made in the 80`s if not this guy is a damn loser...but then again, i`m sick of hearing eminem complain about how his life sucks when he is a millionair and such.... good try you white loser!
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Male 2,958
-bigoldjeffry will you please SHUT UP. That "rapper" was terrible, just coz we said hes crap doesnt mean were a racist.-

READ THE POSTS HE`S REFERRING TO, YOU MORON

*ahem* sorry about that

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Male 2,958
-Hmmm, what is the appeal of rap? I never found it. Does it EVER rhyme? And how can anyone be GOOD?! They don`t have any tune, rhythem, or even any sense of being on key.-

You haven`t listened to any...good rap, have you?

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Female 1,972
Oh..........my........goy

Isn`t that fitness celebrity John Basedow?

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Male 119
bigoldjeffry will you please SHUT UP. That "rapper" was terrible, just coz we said hes crap doesnt mean were a racist.
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Male 74
;-/ - You have got to be kidding me!
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Male 43
bigoldjeffry says:I`m not surprised, you white supremacist knuckle-dragger.I know it hurts, son, but you need to learn when you`re wrong, you coward. Face it, my child, you`re wrong. You`re a racist, a hateful pile of garbage, and a nothing. While youre chewing on your welfare bologna, give your illegitimate son a kick in keister nad maybe he`ll get a job to support you, who`s never held a job and never will. You simpering pile of nothing.

I respond:

Why are you calling me "son"? Chew on your welfare bologna? Are you saying that everybody in New Orleans now depend on welfare after Katrina? Man, and I thought you said I was racist..

And why are you calling me "my child"? Trying to pretend you`re a wise old asian? Grow up, seriously.
And yeah, I have an illegitimate son. In fact, he brings me chewy bologna that was provided by welfare!

You say "racism is wrong", then go on to say that "ALL RACISTS ARE EVIL!". Doesn`t that technically mea

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Male 3
dude that guy is the best. does anyone know where i can download his beats?
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Male 200
Bless his little heart!!! This video has to be like 14+ years old!!!!
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Male 594
White people have no rhythm? Is that like black people like fried chicken or like Mexicans steal American jobs?

How racist.

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Female 21
What is this crap? )-|
I stopped it about half way through!
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Male 1,550
My god he has absolutly no since of rythem, i can do a hell of a lot better rapping and i dont even like that sh*t. and the sterotype is true, white ppl have no butts
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Female 1,025
wow he is horrible.

..but kinda cute!! LOL

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Female 169
LunarMoon: Hmmm, what is the appeal of rap? I never found it. Does it EVER rhyme? And how can anyone be GOOD?! They don`t have any tune, rhythem, or even any sense of being on key. I`m sorry for the people who do enjoy it, I am simply stressing a point. <.<


Umm.. actually rap is all about the rhythem, considering its one of those major dancable musics. I hate to say (actually I`m glad to say it) but your wrong.

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Female 1,134
ewwwww!!!grosss!!! have slim shady to do it!! or leave rap alone and let black people deal with it!! but my god can someone please kill him!!??or let me borrow a shot gun so i can do it!?
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Male 1,725
he hurt my ears
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Female 65
his rhymes were mad whack :[
what in the hell was with those dance moves?
wooooow.
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Male 297
Bwaaaa haaa haaaaa

I had to stop it because it was making me feel uncomfortable.

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Male 74
Boi came hard wid dat Froot Loop line.
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Male 594
Indeed. Well said, LPAKira.

Have you checked out Sage Francis?

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Male 213
Wow. It was made worse by the fact that I am listening to MC Lars right now, so I know white guys can in fact rap.
When I just read the link I thought of Ben Folds` Rocking the Suburbs. That is a great song.
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Female 150
eeeew mullet...I don`t even have words to desribe how bad that was!
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Male 194
Dude, the guy from Malibus Most Wanted was better... thats just sad...
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Male 594
And why should it rap have to rhyme? Isn`t that a bit like saying poetry has to rhyme?
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Female 217
Hmmm, what is the appeal of rap? I never found it. Does it EVER rhyme? And how can anyone be GOOD?! They don`t have any tune, rhythem, or even any sense of being on key. I`m sorry for the people who do enjoy it, I am simply stressing a point. <.<


Plus, that guy sucked, like every single other one.

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Male 506
That was awsome! taht guy should b a superstarrr


/Sarcasm

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Male 594
The Racist "treeppe323" wrote:
Wow, bigoldjeffry, you opened my eyes to the horror of racism! I had no idea jazz was black! And all this time I thought jazz was a white form of music..It`s not like I live in New Orleans or anything! And jazz is my favorite form of music too! (/end sarcasm).

Seriously bigoldjeffry, you`re wrong, you always were wrong, you always will be wrong.
Get over yourself.
You should have been aborted.

I respond:

I`m not surprised, you white supremacist knuckle-dragger.

I know it hurts, son, but you need to learn when you`re wrong, you coward. Face it, my child, you`re wrong. You`re a racist, a hateful pile of garbage, and a nothing in this world. While you`re chewing on your welfare bologna, give your illegitimate son a kick in keister nad maybe he`ll get a job to support you, who`s never held a job and never will. You simpering pile of nothing.

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Male 377
What a middle class dumbass! I bet you he can`t think of a rhyme like!
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Male 103
MY EARS ARE BURNING AND MY EYES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS JUST WRONG MAN
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Female 349
Please say he was joking.
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Female 260
somebody likes his booty
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Male 201
lame
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Male 176
He can be as middle class, and as white as he wants, rap is going to suck no matter who does it.
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Female 111
Um... being a middle class white guy isn`t the problem here.
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Female 268
RAP? haha

more like RAPE.

oohh thought that one up myself. pwnt.

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Female 268
one word: SEXY.


ring-a-ling-ding

hah i wonder if hes still trying. its been what... 30 years?

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Male 1,083
Wow thats considered rap?? Lol but that would be funny to see a Rapper with a mullet.
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Female 670
hahaha poor guy

that looks worst than most 80` videos

hahaha

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Male 814
Rap is for people who can`t sing
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Female 380
That was...terrible. I can rap better than that. And I`m horrid at rapping.
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Female 11
my that was horrendous.

i may be a middle-class, white, emo-rocker whatever you want to call me, but i do appreciate some good hip-hop and rap. but that was absolutely atrocious. i`d trade that in for kanye west any day.

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Female 879
Tuesday, April 18, 2006 3:36:57 PM
This is the reason why most rappers are white.-Dragonrice
^^ Are you serious?? Never Mind, either way it`s funny
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Male 561
hes trying to be the beastie boys but hes just very bad
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Female 6
WTF! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! SMH...ewww
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Male 632
This is the reason why most rappers are white.
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Male 43
Wow, bigoldjeffry, you opened my eyes to the horror of racism! I had no idea jazz was black! And all this time I thought jazz was a white form of music..It`s not like I live in New Orleans or anything! And jazz is my favorite form of music too! (/end sarcasm).

Seriously bigoldjeffry, you`re wrong, you always were wrong, you always will be wrong.
Get over yourself.
You should have been aborted.

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Male 594
Again--damn racist idiots running their mouths about what they don`t understand.

Tegeno, cheffie, Lblues--you`re all racists. It`s pretty evident in your comments.

Hip hop is uniquely African American, much like jazz. Jazz was once dismissed in the same fashion--many still do dismiss what is clearly an art form. If you`re unable to understand something, you don`t have a right to dismiss it.

And I know that this may be an unpopular thing to say, but YOU ARE WRONG. Yes, it`s true. You can be wrong.

I`d take a long look at myself if I were you.

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Female 169
HAHAHAHA...I wonder--What would Simon say?
Probably something among the lines of
" You should be glad you werent born back in mideval (sp?) times, or they would have stoned you to death."
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Male 1,066
RAP SUCKS! YEAH THATS RIGHT I SAID IT.
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Female 97
Good point LBlues.
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Male 43
This is probably the best example that proves rap literally melts your brain.
"G-G-G-G-G-G Unit!" G-G-G-G-G-G Go back to Africa!
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Female 1,463
huh diddly hum
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Female 23
its like when you watch Idol, you are embarassed for them. that was awful.
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Male 713
The most amusing thing is what people say like "Hes a disgrace to hip hop"

When in reality.. Hip-hop is a disgrace to music

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Male 1,882
Total, complete, and utter crap.
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Female 72
omg...his rhymes...just sucked ass...haha "urban areas" hahah
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Male 1,217
i...can...SING...better...than...that. jeez, i feel sry for the track!
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Male 2,958
apparently you hope not to get a grammar, too
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Male 2,057
oh god i hope not to get a contract
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Female 174
"And is this from like the 70s and 80s?"

haha... wow! You just dated yourself with that comment. You`ve gotta be 18 if not younger. It looks like it`s probably from the early 90s. Haha, I can`t believe you said 70s.

Anyway, this guy sucks and did nothing but prove he is ignorant and can`t rap. "I`m not the typical rapper... I don`t live in a box..." Since when do rappers live in a box? "We`re all just fighting for our equal rights." What would this guy know about fighting for equal rights... hahaha man what a retard.

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Female 161
I really hope he wasn`t serious
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Female 285
That was so.... retarded. And why was he yelling?
And is this from like the 70s and 80s?
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Male 594
Snottdyck can`t think, clearly.

I`d dare any of you to diss Paul Barman, MF DOOM, J-Live, Dangermouse, E-Dan, Ugly Duckling, Louis Logic, Common, or any rapper that has brilliant word play--not the ignorant type of word play that would posit "You can`t spell `rap` without `crap`" as even mildly interesting.

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Male 594
I`m actually surprised that you all don`t like him.

Most of the people who post here at IAB are posers, just like this douche.

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Female 286
He needs his hair cut!
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Male 24
BionicRod, I think it`s short-sighted of you to think this guy has friends.
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Male 135
Blazin` Hazen Rocks!!! I want his babies! ....Well...if it were medically possible :(
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Male 1,014
ROFLMFAO OMG that made my morning. I feel bad for this guy, you can tell he was sincere, and I can`t believe his friends didn`t clue him in to how AWFUL he was. That was truly funny.
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Male 579
toneman -- You obviously have no idea what a redneck is, so I think it would be best if you shut your yapper.
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Male 2,958
snottydyck. valid point. if there`s ever been a proof positive point that clearly shows how horrible rap is, it`s the fact that another word just happens to be spelled with the same letters. You can`t spell crap without rap and you can`t spell sprocket without rock. Makes PERFECT sense.

as far as the video goes:

aha
ahaha
ahahahahaha

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Male 695
you can`t spell CRAP without RAP.
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Female 243
Let`s jump from bridge, shall we? This music makes me want to do a suicide... I REALLY HATE BAD RAPPERS! Did I spell my message right? I`m furious xD
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Male 110
The last thing this world needs is more rappers. Although I have to say this guy is less annoying to me than the normal wangsters pumping out cRAP today.

My girlfriend was watching some garbage on MTV the other day, and I was walking through the room. It cut to a commercial of some new rapper and it showed a closeup of his face, and he had this HUGE crusty herpe sore on his lip. Not to mention the fact that whatever it was he was "singing" (if you can even call it that)sounded like complete crap.

Don`t get me wrong, I like some rap, but most of the garbage that I hear these days has got to be a joke... and I am sure rap will go the way of Disco... at least I hope so.

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Male 11
we need more rappers with mullets
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Male 11
That was funky fresh he`s like the white fresh prince of bel-air.
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Male 147
Can you say, Crap?
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Male 115
"for enjoyment I shooot hoops but not before I eat my fruit loops"

I know everyone already this but I still had to repeat just for the sake of repeating it

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Female 316
Oh God that dude reminds me of Bruno off of FX`s Black.White show. *pukes a little in mouth*
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Male 354
That is the most pathetic thing I have seen all week. What`s the deal with the 80`s hairdo, anyway?
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Female 177
omg that wiggers the next eminem...i bet he gt his rhymes from 50 cent and the game lol....i bet he has gt his $100,0000 cheque right now...dude hes fly! :)
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Female 192
thats my uncle!


not really....you think I`d admit it if he was?

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Male 1,115
omg... the horror... THE HORROR!!!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!
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Female 13
HAHAHAH.
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Female 429
hahaha that was just totally lame lolz
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Female 882
"i don`t do drugs and i`m not on crack"

well... duh.

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Male 85
reminds me of michael j fox :-?
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Male 214
umm... no mullets allowed
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Male 424
oh my....is this serious....i hope not...It reminded me of saved by the bell :P
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Female 28
hahahaha hilarious!
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Male 957
i assume this came from the pre-eminem world. wow that sucked.
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Male 1,521
Poor kid! looks like a honest good person that wants to succed in life! But Raper is not that good!
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Male 168
i love this, give him a deal.
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Female 129
Was it just me or was he saying "I`m down to earth!"

Yes we can see that.... btw, I have this keyboard with the awful rhythmthingies too O_O

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Male 59
this mans the bomb hes just so fly me and my wiggers are gonna mix his track up man alog with a abba track and do the robot!
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Female 40
he says he`s not rich but he has apool in his back yard? and if it isnt his i wanna know how much did he pay to use it for that shot... cause after listenig to that i bet there gonna sue!
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Male 51
i hope hasn`t quit his day job, no sense of rhythm at all
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Male 527
Holy crap! That dude could not be any more white or redneck!
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Male 349
And everybody drink
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Male 151
I think to be a rapper or any kind of musician, you have to have a sense of rhythm.
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Female 301
What was with all the ass shots? Maybe "average homeboy" is a little more limp wristed than average.
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Female 97
Haha. I think I have a 15 dollar keyboard in my basement that can make the same beat.
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Female 64
He did have a pool...
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Male 2,567
wow ! retro video and bad music
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Male 451
*saved by the bell
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Male 451
he definately has some clothes i have seen in saved bell
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Female 173
i`m speechless,n not in a gud way
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Male 451
actually... 1990`s?
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Male 118
[quote]On 4/18/2006 3:28:39 AM freak_asylum wrote: kevin federline? is that you?[/quote]
Haha, too true. Talented man. He`ll get far. :-?
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Male 451
and why is it rated 3.4? i was expecting something good
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Male 451
yeah that was very 1980`s? so i dont think he did make it in the end
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Male 923
I really hope this is a joke:-(
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Female 32
kevin federline? is that you?
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Male 1
damn this guy is not for real my little brother can rap better then him i can rap better then hip hes a disgrace to hip hop. ladies and gentlemen the next william hung wow this is pathetic he should go home retire and rethink his career, naw better yet his life. damn he has pulled of jorge!! )-| |-( shame on him
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Male 119
Is he for real? A 10 yr old could make better rhymes
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Male 78
No middle-aged normal white guys?

Need I remind him about Snack Attack, Color Me Mine and Lazy Muncie?

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Male 355
PLEASE NO MORE. Please stop
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Male 1,265
This poo would work delivered by somebody more... professional.
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Male 17
All I have to say
About this guy
Are that his rhymes
Just aren`t fly.
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Male 10,115
Link: Middle class white rapper [Rate Link] - I think a record company executive is going to watch this and give him a contract right away.
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