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Date: 04/19/06 02:19 AM

61 Responses to Lip Balm

  1. Profile photo of KonekoKeita
    KonekoKeita Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 18, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    Link: Lip Balm - This is why I never kiss anyone from the South.
  2. Profile photo of anyano1
    anyano1 Female 18-29
    208 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:50 am
    eeewwwwww!!
  3. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:21 am
    Gotta love the South
  4. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:23 am
    believable, too...?
  5. Profile photo of CherryPie109
    CherryPie109 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:41 am
    ewwwww gross!
  6. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:03 am
    Obviously thats either shopped or just a mistake in the sign.

    How many times have you seen 3 different movie titles, on a sign, put together, make an amusing statement.

    If you actually believed this was realistic, your a moron.

  7. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:44 am
    lip balm made of heat sterilized chicken poop?
  8. Profile photo of vampiress666
    vampiress666 Female 13-17
    84 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 6:13 am
    lovely.
  9. Profile photo of skeide
    skeide Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 6:37 am
    Just the fact that you americans got drive through pharmacys disturbs me a lot...
  10. Profile photo of Wheresmonkey
    Wheresmonkey Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:50 am
    omg norris cors its shopped but even if it is its funny! get a life n jus laff at it!!

    hehe poop

  11. Profile photo of Jazz5490
    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:50 am
    mmm yummy. Why does everyone immediatly cry photoshop? WE KNOW!
  12. Profile photo of pinkconverse
    pinkconverse Female 13-17
    61 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:52 am
    That`s down the road from my house; it`s on Cottage Hill Rd.

    Chicken Poop lip balm is this lip balm for kids that tastes like chocolate and is colored brown, and on the label it says "Grandpa always says, `If you got chicken poop on your lips, you won`t lick your lips!`"

    But it is funny.
    :-D

  13. Profile photo of pinkconverse
    pinkconverse Female 13-17
    61 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:54 am
    More proof Chicken Poop exists
  14. Profile photo of Skellington9
    Skellington9 Male 13-17
    246 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:55 am
    ^
    | well i geuss that might work...
    but wouldn`t that teach kids to eat chicken poop because they think it might taste like choclate
  15. Profile photo of TexGal24
    TexGal24 Female 18-29
    252 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:23 am
    Wow, what a genius marketing tactic. I want lip balm that looks like and is called sh*t.
  16. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:33 am
    thanks pinkconverse now i know the sign wasn`t someone just playng a joke
  17. Profile photo of Skellington9
    Skellington9 Male 13-17
    246 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:43 am
    ^
    | well i geuss that might work...
    but wouldn`t that teach kids to eat chicken poop because they think it might taste like choclate
  18. Profile photo of ruexperinced
    ruexperinced Male 13-17
    51 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:43 am
    i`m getting worried now
  19. Profile photo of babyike
    babyike Male 30-39
    119 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 11:25 am
    I just saw a sign on a Walgreens here that said "We Have Chicken Poop" and I thought someone hacked the sign or something.
  20. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 12:05 pm
    no wonder my girlfriend likes chicken...
  21. Profile photo of karatechick1
    karatechick1 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    LMAO i live in the South and i have never been to a Walgreens with Chicken Poop lip balm. I`ll look around next time in Walgreens.
  22. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    *blinks* And people buy this stuff???
  23. Profile photo of porkchopcool
    porkchopcool Male 13-17
    21 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    now just think when they go to the city and see a pigeon.
  24. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    Skiede, haben sie ein Problem mit "drive through pharmacys" oder Amerikaner?

    I think it`s great so long as they don`t go for authentic smell! Chicken poop smell is enough to sit down even a strong man! :-)

  25. Profile photo of dewm
    dewm Female 18-29
    65 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    hahaha. gold.
  26. Profile photo of Xtopherxaos
    Xtopherxaos Male 30-39
    28 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    So what makes this a Southern thing? I`ve seen Walgreens all over....and I think Chicken Poop can be found whereever chickens are. PA, NY, and NJ all had farms in the sticks, from what I`ve seen...
    Oh, wait...your generalizing! My bad for not recognizing your humour...South = poor, and uneducated...ahhh! Hey, let me know when you get on the topic of California...I hear EVERYONE there is GAY!
  27. Profile photo of DaphneTrojan
    DaphneTrojan Female 13-17
    145 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    ^ *gasp* someone with common sense! I agree, the South is always portrayed as ignorant. XP
    I`ll admit, we do have some morons here. I live right outside Mobile, Alabama.. you can`t get much more South than me. Florida doesn`t count.
  28. Profile photo of xjazzibellx
    xjazzibellx Female 18-29
    5 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    I`d like to know what`s up with hatin on the SOUTH! Just cause you can`t say Yall and get away with it!! DONT HATE
  29. Profile photo of girlincafe
    girlincafe Female 13-17
    1 post
    April 19, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    The lady who makes it lives in my hometown. She`s a bive bohemian hippie chick. She`s way cool. Her name is Jenny and she lives with her husband over a local art gallery that was made from an abandoned warehouse. It`s called chicken poo to get people`s attention. It`s made of all natural herbs and stuff.
  30. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:31 pm
    Hicks. You gotta love `em.
  31. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    LOL. that`s funny
  32. Profile photo of incubusgirly
    incubusgirly Female 18-29
    16 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:47 pm
    I was at my local walgreens buying some shampoo the other day and saw out of the corner of my eye what seemed to be a chapstick container that said chicken poop...so being the curious kitty that I am...I decided to look further into this and, why yes! it did say chicken poop lip balm...I then had to politely decline.
  33. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:01 pm
    im tired
  34. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:45 pm
    ..what?
  35. Profile photo of eroskitten
    eroskitten Female 18-29
    27 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:10 pm
    that just wrong whsat with the south comment that seems hardly fitting.
  36. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    ew... Its sickening at first.
  37. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:38 pm
    gross
  38. Profile photo of FLIPZ
    FLIPZ Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 12:45 am
    why buy the fake stuff when you can just smear real chicken $hit all over your face? Spend $3.99 for fake $hit, HELL NO. I WANT THE REAL $HIT!
  39. Profile photo of Wheresmonkey
    Wheresmonkey Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 8:42 am
    hehe poop
  40. Profile photo of KonekoKeita
    KonekoKeita Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 9:36 am
    About time I showed up. Okay, this is real. I took the picture a few days ago, and I live in Nashville, thus...the joke. Wow, I had no idea this got up here...just...wow. I`m infamous again ^^
  41. Profile photo of SillyRocker
    SillyRocker Female 13-17
    98 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    That actually orobably didn`t happen in the South. Chicken Poop Lip Balm actually is a very popular `Sven & Oley` joke... From Minnesota.
  42. Profile photo of SillyRocker
    SillyRocker Female 13-17
    98 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    ^^ Okay, so it happened in the South. lol. But it really is a `Sven & Oley` joke. I can`t remember the punchline though.
  43. Profile photo of squee13
    squee13 Female 18-29
    406 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 3:22 pm
    ????? why do ppl do this?
  44. Profile photo of pinkconverse
    pinkconverse Female 13-17
    61 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    That walgreens looks exactly like the one down the street from my house.

    And I`m a good ten hours away from you, Koneko.

  45. Profile photo of axmodean
    axmodean Male 18-29
    28 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 1:21 am
    KonekoKeita - Cottage Hill as in Cottage Hill Rd. and Schillinger Rd? i`m in Mobile (actually, i`ll be driving through that intersection at approx 8 am Friday AM). sure as hell looks like CH/Schillinger...scary. (using hubbies`s account, btw)
  46. Profile photo of KonekoKeita
    KonekoKeita Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 6:09 am
    Think New Shackle Island. And no, I don`t live anywhere near there.
  47. Profile photo of lilemma
    lilemma Female 13-17
    39 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 6:10 am
    id prefer my strawberry 1
  48. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    I once ate a bar of lip balm, yum yum!
  49. Profile photo of catsthewagon
    catsthewagon Male 18-29
    93 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    I ate a stick of junior mints flavored lip balm, it tasted really good, thats why I want some more.
  50. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    haha. drive-through pharmacy
  51. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 9:09 pm
    Pucker up!!!!
  52. Profile photo of theshark350
    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 9:59 pm
    If I ever get my hands on the controls for one of those things... someone will get fired.
  53. Profile photo of mizzcow
    mizzcow Female 13-17
    43 posts
    April 23, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    $3.99 for chicken poop lip balm! That`s outrageous! It`s only $1.49 at Wal-Mart.
  54. Profile photo of samenamegame
    samenamegame Female 18-29
    131 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 5:20 pm
    i saw that at the walgreens here.
    i was convinced someone had hacked it.
    but no,
    they actually sell chicken poop lipbalm.
  55. Profile photo of randyintwin
    randyintwin Male 50-59
    730 posts
    April 27, 2006 at 4:10 am
    aww c`mon.. the Egyptians used crocodile sh*t for make-up..
  56. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    May 4, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    Haha...I helped to take this..o:-)<3
  57. Profile photo of Lord-Help-me
    Lord-Help-me Female 13-17
    70 posts
    June 21, 2006 at 5:10 pm
    LMAO
    Wow..
    Thats all i can say.
  58. Profile photo of automaticgrl
    automaticgrl Female 13-17
    117 posts
    July 10, 2006 at 10:26 pm
    eww.
  59. Profile photo of sugarhigh83
    sugarhigh83 Female 18-29
    1034 posts
    July 12, 2006 at 3:58 am
    lol
  60. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    whyyy
  61. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:43 am
    I want some of that

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