Lip Balm

Submitted by: KonekoKeita 10 years ago Funny

This is why I never kiss anyone from the South.
There are 61 comments:
Female 167
I want some of that
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Female 1,199
whyyy
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Female 1,033
lol
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Female 117
eww.
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Female 70
LMAO
Wow..
Thats all i can say.
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Female 1,572
Haha...I helped to take this..o:-)<3
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Male 730
aww c`mon.. the Egyptians used crocodile sh*t for make-up..
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Female 131
i saw that at the walgreens here.
i was convinced someone had hacked it.
but no,
they actually sell chicken poop lipbalm.
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Female 43
$3.99 for chicken poop lip balm! That`s outrageous! It`s only $1.49 at Wal-Mart.
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Male 429
If I ever get my hands on the controls for one of those things... someone will get fired.
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Male 377
Pucker up!!!!
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Female 211
haha. drive-through pharmacy
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Male 93
I ate a stick of junior mints flavored lip balm, it tasted really good, thats why I want some more.
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Male 1,478
I once ate a bar of lip balm, yum yum!
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Female 39
id prefer my strawberry 1
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Male 21
Think New Shackle Island. And no, I don`t live anywhere near there.
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Male 28
KonekoKeita - Cottage Hill as in Cottage Hill Rd. and Schillinger Rd? i`m in Mobile (actually, i`ll be driving through that intersection at approx 8 am Friday AM). sure as hell looks like CH/Schillinger...scary. (using hubbies`s account, btw)
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Female 61
That walgreens looks exactly like the one down the street from my house.

And I`m a good ten hours away from you, Koneko.

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Female 406
????? why do ppl do this?
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Female 98
^^ Okay, so it happened in the South. lol. But it really is a `Sven & Oley` joke. I can`t remember the punchline though.
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Female 98
That actually orobably didn`t happen in the South. Chicken Poop Lip Balm actually is a very popular `Sven & Oley` joke... From Minnesota.
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Male 21
About time I showed up. Okay, this is real. I took the picture a few days ago, and I live in Nashville, thus...the joke. Wow, I had no idea this got up here...just...wow. I`m infamous again ^^
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Male 37
hehe poop
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Male 203
why buy the fake stuff when you can just smear real chicken $hit all over your face? Spend $3.99 for fake $hit, HELL NO. I WANT THE REAL $HIT!
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Female 670
gross
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Male 1,115
ew... Its sickening at first.
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Female 27
that just wrong whsat with the south comment that seems hardly fitting.
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Female 1,025
..what?
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Male 2,510
im tired
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Female 16
I was at my local walgreens buying some shampoo the other day and saw out of the corner of my eye what seemed to be a chapstick container that said chicken poop...so being the curious kitty that I am...I decided to look further into this and, why yes! it did say chicken poop lip balm...I then had to politely decline.
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Female 1,652
LOL. that`s funny
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Female 1,262
Hicks. You gotta love `em.
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Female 1
The lady who makes it lives in my hometown. She`s a bive bohemian hippie chick. She`s way cool. Her name is Jenny and she lives with her husband over a local art gallery that was made from an abandoned warehouse. It`s called chicken poo to get people`s attention. It`s made of all natural herbs and stuff.
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Female 5
I`d like to know what`s up with hatin on the SOUTH! Just cause you can`t say Yall and get away with it!! DONT HATE
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Female 145
^ *gasp* someone with common sense! I agree, the South is always portrayed as ignorant. XP
I`ll admit, we do have some morons here. I live right outside Mobile, Alabama.. you can`t get much more South than me. Florida doesn`t count.
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Male 28
So what makes this a Southern thing? I`ve seen Walgreens all over....and I think Chicken Poop can be found whereever chickens are. PA, NY, and NJ all had farms in the sticks, from what I`ve seen...
Oh, wait...your generalizing! My bad for not recognizing your humour...South = poor, and uneducated...ahhh! Hey, let me know when you get on the topic of California...I hear EVERYONE there is GAY!
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Female 65
hahaha. gold.
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Male 4,431
Skiede, haben sie ein Problem mit "drive through pharmacys" oder Amerikaner?

I think it`s great so long as they don`t go for authentic smell! Chicken poop smell is enough to sit down even a strong man! :-)

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Male 21
now just think when they go to the city and see a pigeon.
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Female 529
*blinks* And people buy this stuff???
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Female 12
LMAO i live in the South and i have never been to a Walgreens with Chicken Poop lip balm. I`ll look around next time in Walgreens.
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Male 1,383
no wonder my girlfriend likes chicken...
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Male 119
I just saw a sign on a Walgreens here that said "We Have Chicken Poop" and I thought someone hacked the sign or something.
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Male 51
i`m getting worried now
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Male 246
^
| well i geuss that might work...
but wouldn`t that teach kids to eat chicken poop because they think it might taste like choclate
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Male 561
thanks pinkconverse now i know the sign wasn`t someone just playng a joke
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Female 252
Wow, what a genius marketing tactic. I want lip balm that looks like and is called sh*t.
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Male 246
^
| well i geuss that might work...
but wouldn`t that teach kids to eat chicken poop because they think it might taste like choclate
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Female 61
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Female 61
That`s down the road from my house; it`s on Cottage Hill Rd.

Chicken Poop lip balm is this lip balm for kids that tastes like chocolate and is colored brown, and on the label it says "Grandpa always says, `If you got chicken poop on your lips, you won`t lick your lips!`"

But it is funny.
:-D

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Female 290
mmm yummy. Why does everyone immediatly cry photoshop? WE KNOW!
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Male 37
omg norris cors its shopped but even if it is its funny! get a life n jus laff at it!!

hehe poop

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Male 7
Just the fact that you americans got drive through pharmacys disturbs me a lot...
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Female 84
lovely.
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Male 1,217
lip balm made of heat sterilized chicken poop?
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Male 1,011
Obviously thats either shopped or just a mistake in the sign.

How many times have you seen 3 different movie titles, on a sign, put together, make an amusing statement.

If you actually believed this was realistic, your a moron.

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Female 54
ewwwww gross!
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Male 1,265
believable, too...?
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Female 1,972
Gotta love the South
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Female 208
eeewwwwww!!
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Male 21
Link: Lip Balm [Rate Link] - This is why I never kiss anyone from the South.
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