Jamail deposition

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment

Just a typical legal proceeding in Texas. Warning: Adult language.
There are 53 comments:
Male 594
Uh . . . Painter. You might not want to get all your info from the internet. You`re plain wrong, moron.
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Male 1,365
First, Bush is from the Hamptons, lived there until after college, then he went to Texas where a dumbass yankee could excel over the smartest Texan
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Female 368
Funny stuff...I love to see old men fight....crazy guys
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Male 50
Hmmm... I`d love to see some of you people here actually visit Texas. Not everyone has an accent believe it or not. In fact, very little of the population has a hick accent. I also resent being referred to as white trash as I am pretty darn good financially. But as long as we`re making generalizations, I suppose all hispanics are illeagal, all african-americans are on drugs, and all asians are smart. Please don`t stereotype. It pisses people off.
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Male 223
parliament gets a little "cheeky" sometimes, right, chap? Brits are such twisted little friuts. Texans are white trash vigalantes. New Yorkers are God like in their intellect, speed, personality and efficency.(exception: the ghetto. no one moves fast in the ghetto. No one is really punctual either, which is probabally why there is a high unemployment rate in the ghetto. they like to have babies though... and live in housing subsidised by my tax dolars, so they can save enough money for the new Escalade wit da dubs yo!!) my point is, everybody but me is a jerk.
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Male 356
That`s exactly why I moved in the first place....
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Male 199
""the man is a f*cking moron... wish i lived where you did..."

I wish we deported people like you too. Fleeing the country because someone you might not like is President is retarded. Be glad you don`t live in North Korea (or any other communist nation) because that would get you killed."
Thats why we have the freedom of speech isnt it?

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Female 17
*laughs* I summarize depositions at my job and none of them have ever gotten this carried away, however heated depos usually instigate some name calling or rude sarcasim.

A recent depo held at my office required an armed officer to stand outside the meeting room due to clashing witnesses. Stupid boys.

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Male 594
I`m not a conservative at all.

But I still think that majority rules.

STFU and leave if you don`t like it. Just b/c you`re whining doesn`t give you the right to think that you can change things.

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Male 200
That was funny..
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Male 203
Zoinks, you are clearly outnumbered, and canadian. I dont know which is worse.
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Male 170
that was so fun! I wish the whole thing was here MUCH better the the crap on TV!!!
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Male 102
*LIKE CHILDREN*
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Male 102
HEY BRITAIN YOU F-U-C-K-S IF AMERICA IS LIKE THEN WHY THE F-U-C-K ARE YOU THE COUNTRY WHO S-U-C-K OUR D-I-C-K-S DAILY, WHY ARE WE THE ONES WHO HELPED YOU TURN THE TIDES IN WORLD WAR 2, HONESTLY YOU ALL SAY YOU HATE AMERICA, OKAY drat YOU, I HATE BUSH TOO BUT HE ISN`T AMERICA YOU C-OCKSUCKERS, HONESTLY THIS IS A GREAT COUNTRY, FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND PRESS, SAFE, NICE, WE HAVE JOBS YOU FU-CKING FRENCH, ITS NOT dratING ALWAYS RAINING, NO PUSSY ASS WIFE MURDERING KING PRANCING AROUND. HONESTLY BESDIES THE PRESIDENT WHICH ONLY 1 OUT OF EVERY 3 AMERICANS APPROVE OF THIS IS A dratING GREAT COUNTTRY.
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Male 462
Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha!
The old man gets totally pissed off!
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Male 84
roflmfao, i love this, i`m so adding to favorites. "Dont tell me to shut my mouth boy!"
"that aint your damn job fat boyah!" "Come and try it you dumb son of a bitch!" great stuff right there lol
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Female 370
Dems defitinly Er fightin words.
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Male 341
zoinks-"its better then being s right wing activist such as malstrom x i mean the guy is an idiot you would have to be onr yourself to not see it
he started an ileagle war apparently had the info to stop 9/11 didnt send the national gaurd to folrida for like a week after katrina and he wants to drill for oil in a wildlife reserve"

Lol, why do you talk about politics in another country when you can`t spell correctly or use even the simplest of punctuation. Go save some seals.

LOL on the clip, living in Oklahoma I get to see this crap from the rednecks at school every day, and yes, it is a lot better in person.

P.S. Zoinks, Katrina mostly effected Louisiana not Florida ;-) .

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Male 168
stupid twats
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Male 437
its better then being s right wing activist such as malstrom x i mean the guy is an idiot you would have to be onr yourself to not see it
he started an ileagle war apparently had the info to stop 9/11 didnt send the national gaurd to folrida for like a week after katrina and he wants to drill for oil in a wildlife reserve
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Male 437
bush not malstorm
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Male 437
its better then being s right wing activist such as malstrom x i mean the guy is an idiot you would have to be onr yourself to not see it
he started an ileagle war apparently had the info to stop 9/11 didnt send the national gaurd to folrida for like a week after katrina and he wants to drill for oil in a wildlife reserve
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Male 1,014
Ah, the conservative creed: if you don`t like it you can GET OUT. Good to see so much thought going into these posts. Anyway that clip was awesome, I would have loved to have been there to watch Texas` best duke it out.
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Female 131
"shut your mouth fat boy" awesome
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Male 1,225
::Add to Favorites::... stupid losers...
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Male 24
Why don`t they just get the tape measure out?
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Male 28
F*cking Monsanto. . .
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Male 528
All this in a state where your allowed to carry a gun? I thought that particular law would have settled this. "Ten paces, fat boy!"
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Male 63
No wonder they fry so many people in Texas.. :p

(I`m surprised noone has made that comment yet)

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Female 12
my uncle films depositions and says they are usually boring he needs to start filming ones like these lol
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Male 4,431
Man, no need to see the clip, we have it going on right here in the forum! Woohoo!

I just wish we knew the back story. What was the deposition about? Why did the guy getting questioned start off angry with the questioner? Yeah, several men thinking they`re too big for their britches in that room, but still, I`d like the know the back story... :-)

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Female 1,181
stfu, Maelstrom_x - i`ve wanted to live in australia since i was a child and our a$$hole pres has nothing to do with it. god you`re a f*cking moron.
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Male 2,703
thats how things are handled here in tx...we dont take crap from anyone.
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Male 579
Just a bunch of old men each who think that they are someone important, put them all in a tiny room together and of course this would happen. Anyone else smell a new reality show? MTV: TEXAS DEPOSITIONS!
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Male 329
`fat boy`, professionalism, i loves it.
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Male 1,526
(i dont want to argue)..so if you dont like me, ignore me
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Male 3
So great. Totally worth the length of the clip - just keeps getting funnier and funnier (until one redneck Texan actually calls another one "fat boy")
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Male 363
Yeah, made in america, tested in japan... something to that extent Ajikan?

I wanna live in texas! "Thems fightin words boy!"

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Male 1,526
.....awww you americans B-|
the thought of you having atomic bombs is.
maybe a bit like a kid with a nuke.
but then again i dont like any country, not even my own....ok i like japan
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Male 1,882
They shouldn`t have held back the old man. Old man fight!

"the man is a f*cking moron... wish i lived where you did..."

I wish we deported people like you too. Fleeing the country because someone you might not like is President is retarded. Be glad you don`t live in North Korea (or any other communist nation) because that would get you killed.

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Female 99
lol, texas.
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Female 1,181
lol, darth_batman... no, it`s not so hilarous, just to be expected i guess, the man is a f*cking moron... wish i lived where you did...
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Male 651
"Don`t you tell me to shut my mouth boy!!"
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Male 221
Bloody hell. What a bunch of halfwits.
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Male 1,030
I want more!!!
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Male 10
does anyone else find it hilarious that this is where george bush grew up?
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Male 51
so funny, i wish i was there in person
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Male 68
`come over here and try it you dumb son of a bitch` lol wish i wuz there to see it for myself
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Male 74
Thats great, I love it, Wishing I was back at my home town! - Thats how we do it. Old man was froggy, dont put up with no crap! }-)
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Female 123
If this is how these "professionals" act during a depostition, just imagine what court proceedings would be like?!? Kinda reminded me of an live action version of King of the Hill....yup...yup...yup...yup...
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Male 1,385
"come on boy, let`s see what you`ve got, I want to fight you" what a laugh
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Female 1,972
BEST.....DEPOSITION......EVER!!!!
Leave it to the State of Texas to make the law come alive
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Male 10,115
Link: Jamail deposition [Rate Link] - Just a typical legal proceeding in Texas. Warning: Adult language.
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