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Date: 04/19/06 02:43 AM

53 Responses to Jamail deposition

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 18, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    Link: Jamail deposition - Just a typical legal proceeding in Texas. Warning: Adult language.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:59 am
    BEST.....DEPOSITION......EVER!!!!
    Leave it to the State of Texas to make the law come alive
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    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:13 am
    "come on boy, let`s see what you`ve got, I want to fight you" what a laugh
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    jalikunda Female 40-49
    123 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:21 am
    If this is how these "professionals" act during a depostition, just imagine what court proceedings would be like?!? Kinda reminded me of an live action version of King of the Hill....yup...yup...yup...yup...
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    FireEater80 Male 30-39
    74 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:14 am
    Thats great, I love it, Wishing I was back at my home town! - Thats how we do it. Old man was froggy, dont put up with no crap! }-)
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    drewrew Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:45 am
    `come over here and try it you dumb son of a bitch` lol wish i wuz there to see it for myself
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    ruexperinced Male 13-17
    51 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 6:42 am
    so funny, i wish i was there in person
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    darth_batman Male 18-29
    10 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 7:22 am
    does anyone else find it hilarious that this is where george bush grew up?
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2006 at 7:35 am
    I want more!!!
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    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:32 am
    Bloody hell. What a bunch of halfwits.
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    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 8:32 am
    "Don`t you tell me to shut my mouth boy!!"
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:28 am
    lol, darth_batman... no, it`s not so hilarous, just to be expected i guess, the man is a f*cking moron... wish i lived where you did...
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    obe Female 18-29
    99 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:32 am
    lol, texas.
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:34 am
    They shouldn`t have held back the old man. Old man fight!

    "the man is a f*cking moron... wish i lived where you did..."

    I wish we deported people like you too. Fleeing the country because someone you might not like is President is retarded. Be glad you don`t live in North Korea (or any other communist nation) because that would get you killed.

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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:40 am
    .....awww you americans B-|
    the thought of you having atomic bombs is.
    maybe a bit like a kid with a nuke.
    but then again i dont like any country, not even my own....ok i like japan
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    phroedoux Male 18-29
    363 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:44 am
    Yeah, made in america, tested in japan... something to that extent Ajikan?

    I wanna live in texas! "Thems fightin words boy!"

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    greenmead Male 30-39
    3 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:45 am
    So great. Totally worth the length of the clip - just keeps getting funnier and funnier (until one redneck Texan actually calls another one "fat boy")
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:51 am
    (i dont want to argue)..so if you dont like me, ignore me
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    MrEman Male 18-29
    329 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:13 am
    `fat boy`, professionalism, i loves it.
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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 10:30 am
    Just a bunch of old men each who think that they are someone important, put them all in a tiny room together and of course this would happen. Anyone else smell a new reality show? MTV: TEXAS DEPOSITIONS!
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 11:02 am
    thats how things are handled here in tx...we dont take crap from anyone.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 12:56 pm
    stfu, Maelstrom_x - i`ve wanted to live in australia since i was a child and our a$$hole pres has nothing to do with it. god you`re a f*cking moron.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    Man, no need to see the clip, we have it going on right here in the forum! Woohoo!

    I just wish we knew the back story. What was the deposition about? Why did the guy getting questioned start off angry with the questioner? Yeah, several men thinking they`re too big for their britches in that room, but still, I`d like the know the back story... :-)

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    karatechick1 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    my uncle films depositions and says they are usually boring he needs to start filming ones like these lol
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    insamniac Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    No wonder they fry so many people in Texas.. :p

    (I`m surprised noone has made that comment yet)

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    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    All this in a state where your allowed to carry a gun? I thought that particular law would have settled this. "Ten paces, fat boy!"
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    ripjoint89 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    F*cking Monsanto. . .
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    shucherface Male 30-39
    25 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    Why don`t they just get the tape measure out?
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    ::Add to Favorites::... stupid losers...
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    samenamegame Female 18-29
    131 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 4:52 pm
    "shut your mouth fat boy" awesome
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:19 pm
    Ah, the conservative creed: if you don`t like it you can GET OUT. Good to see so much thought going into these posts. Anyway that clip was awesome, I would have loved to have been there to watch Texas` best duke it out.
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    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:20 pm
    its better then being s right wing activist such as malstrom x i mean the guy is an idiot you would have to be onr yourself to not see it
    he started an ileagle war apparently had the info to stop 9/11 didnt send the national gaurd to folrida for like a week after katrina and he wants to drill for oil in a wildlife reserve
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    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:20 pm
    bush not malstorm
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    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    its better then being s right wing activist such as malstrom x i mean the guy is an idiot you would have to be onr yourself to not see it
    he started an ileagle war apparently had the info to stop 9/11 didnt send the national gaurd to folrida for like a week after katrina and he wants to drill for oil in a wildlife reserve
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    ciaran036 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    stupid twats
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    Ron_Burgundy Male 18-29
    341 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    zoinks-"its better then being s right wing activist such as malstrom x i mean the guy is an idiot you would have to be onr yourself to not see it
    he started an ileagle war apparently had the info to stop 9/11 didnt send the national gaurd to folrida for like a week after katrina and he wants to drill for oil in a wildlife reserve"

    Lol, why do you talk about politics in another country when you can`t spell correctly or use even the simplest of punctuation. Go save some seals.

    LOL on the clip, living in Oklahoma I get to see this crap from the rednecks at school every day, and yes, it is a lot better in person.

    P.S. Zoinks, Katrina mostly effected Louisiana not Florida ;-) .

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    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    Dems defitinly Er fightin words.
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    Monopoly4u Male 13-17
    84 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    roflmfao, i love this, i`m so adding to favorites. "Dont tell me to shut my mouth boy!"
    "that aint your damn job fat boyah!" "Come and try it you dumb son of a bitch!" great stuff right there lol
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    gregor_samsa Male 18-29
    462 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:06 pm
    Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha!
    The old man gets totally pissed off!
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    Jimbo1027 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:08 pm
    HEY BRITAIN YOU F-U-C-K-S IF AMERICA IS LIKE THEN WHY THE F-U-C-K ARE YOU THE COUNTRY WHO S-U-C-K OUR D-I-C-K-S DAILY, WHY ARE WE THE ONES WHO HELPED YOU TURN THE TIDES IN WORLD WAR 2, HONESTLY YOU ALL SAY YOU HATE AMERICA, OKAY drat YOU, I HATE BUSH TOO BUT HE ISN`T AMERICA YOU C-OCKSUCKERS, HONESTLY THIS IS A GREAT COUNTRY, FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND PRESS, SAFE, NICE, WE HAVE JOBS YOU FU-CKING FRENCH, ITS NOT dratING ALWAYS RAINING, NO PUSSY ASS WIFE MURDERING KING PRANCING AROUND. HONESTLY BESDIES THE PRESIDENT WHICH ONLY 1 OUT OF EVERY 3 AMERICANS APPROVE OF THIS IS A dratING GREAT COUNTTRY.
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    Jimbo1027 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 9:10 pm
    *LIKE CHILDREN*
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    tinky10675 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    April 19, 2006 at 11:25 pm
    that was so fun! I wish the whole thing was here MUCH better the the crap on TV!!!
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    FLIPZ Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 12:27 am
    Zoinks, you are clearly outnumbered, and canadian. I dont know which is worse.
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    medic1971 Male 30-39
    200 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 12:31 am
    That was funny..
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 11:23 am
    I`m not a conservative at all.

    But I still think that majority rules.

    STFU and leave if you don`t like it. Just b/c you`re whining doesn`t give you the right to think that you can change things.

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    keylime1602 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    *laughs* I summarize depositions at my job and none of them have ever gotten this carried away, however heated depos usually instigate some name calling or rude sarcasim.

    A recent depo held at my office required an armed officer to stand outside the meeting room due to clashing witnesses. Stupid boys.

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    Mighty- Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    ""the man is a f*cking moron... wish i lived where you did..."

    I wish we deported people like you too. Fleeing the country because someone you might not like is President is retarded. Be glad you don`t live in North Korea (or any other communist nation) because that would get you killed."
    Thats why we have the freedom of speech isnt it?

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    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    That`s exactly why I moved in the first place....
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    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    parliament gets a little "cheeky" sometimes, right, chap? Brits are such twisted little friuts. Texans are white trash vigalantes. New Yorkers are God like in their intellect, speed, personality and efficency.(exception: the ghetto. no one moves fast in the ghetto. No one is really punctual either, which is probabally why there is a high unemployment rate in the ghetto. they like to have babies though... and live in housing subsidised by my tax dolars, so they can save enough money for the new Escalade wit da dubs yo!!) my point is, everybody but me is a jerk.
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    funkyllamas Male 13-17
    50 posts
    April 20, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    Hmmm... I`d love to see some of you people here actually visit Texas. Not everyone has an accent believe it or not. In fact, very little of the population has a hick accent. I also resent being referred to as white trash as I am pretty darn good financially. But as long as we`re making generalizations, I suppose all hispanics are illeagal, all african-americans are on drugs, and all asians are smart. Please don`t stereotype. It pisses people off.
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    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 1:02 pm
    Funny stuff...I love to see old men fight....crazy guys
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    April 21, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    First, Bush is from the Hamptons, lived there until after college, then he went to Texas where a dumbass yankee could excel over the smartest Texan
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    April 23, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    Uh . . . Painter. You might not want to get all your info from the internet. You`re plain wrong, moron.

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