Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/

A site that explores the phenomenon.
There are 60 comments:
Male 9
That guys got problems. Cant you let a good douch rest?
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Male 610
you avatar suits u well fk. ignorant and in need of maturing :) put ur shiny new darwin on display yet?
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Male 3,060
hey. this is my only account. don`t get all mad because somebody stood up for me. don`t expect me to sit here and take insult either.
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Male 951
No, not really funny. Actually kinda sad. Anyway, for heaven`s sake do keep quiet already (or not). You`ve embarrassed yourself enough, one would think.
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Male 610
funny....having a similar point of view makes u one person.... fk u deserve a darwin :)
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Male 2,510
i like chicken i like liver...meow mix meow mix please deliver...
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Male 951
Indeed. And he has a few spare accounts from which to post his vile rants, apparently.
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Male 158
HOBYandy is a douchebag himself.
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Male 2,600
They must have money.
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Male 81
When you said douche bags, I thought you met literally. LOL.
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Female 604
"Hot chicks with douche bags", I was -really- afraid to click on that link at first...
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Male 610
so u see cindy..... you really are an idiot... HOBY was right...now quit being a bytch, stfu, and treat yourself to a nice douche.... prick
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Male 610
Douche as defined by google define

# a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas
# direct a spray of water into a bodily cavity, for cleaning
# irrigation with a jet of water or medicated solution into or around a body part (especially the vagina) to treat infections or cleanse from odorous contents

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Male 158
This guy is someone who can`t get a girl he is just jealous
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Male 2,510
LMFAO im absoloutly PISSED so maybe i think this is funnier than it is but still.....LMAO....

She makes my funny pants, already funny, feel even funnier

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Female 76
*Related-subject Note to girls*
Douches (which generally come in bottle type applicators, not bags anymore) are actually rather unsanitary for you.
They wash away the natural, GOOD bacteria in your vagina that NATURALLY already cleanses you. There`s no need for douches, feminine sprays etc - it`s just society`s way of trying to teach us that the female genitalia is "gross" or "unsanitary". Our genitals clean themselves, it`s built in.. so don`t buy that crap.
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Male 3,060
"I don`t think YOU even knew what you mean, twatmonkey"

quit being such a

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Female 31
I must be the only one that though girls with actual douchebags....... I feel dumb now.
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Male 452
what is a douche???
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Male 213
$5 the guy who runs this site is ugly as sin. He seriously needs to get laid.
And some of those women were not attractive at all.
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Male 469
Bad choice of words...
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Male 587
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Male 1,866
wow i know exactly the type of personality those douches have.
because i know quite a few similar guys myself..
.hahaha i loved the captions though, they COULD be funnier. i mean i`d give it a 3ish because of similar sites that are much funnier....

and yeh thats about it for now...

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Female 879
That kids got some writing talent
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Female 531
[quote]On 4/13/2006 2:47:18 PM HOBYandy wrote: you know what i mean, cindy. don`t be such a f*cktard.[/quote]
I don`t think YOU even knew what you mean, twatmonkey.
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Female 1,603
I liked the first one the best...the one with the hand signals.
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Male 2,372
I`ve seen lots of really hot girls paired up with unbelievable lowlife dirtbags with nothing going for them.
These pictures, however, didn`t really seem to get this across. Some of them looked like normal couples.

I DJd a couple of strip clubs for awhile. I was amazed how some of these girls, who could have anyone they wanted, paired up with jerks with no job, ugly and obnoxious.

One of them told me that a boyfriend like that is easier to ditch than Mr. Right.

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Male 414
douche...bag? )-|
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Female 131
ha. you said f*cktard
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Male 3,060
you know what i mean, cindy. don`t be such a f*cktard.
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Male 105
So thats what it is! Well that cleared things up.
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Female 531
Yeah.."enema". Retard.
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Male 3,060
though in hindsight i see that dinnerbone actually posted a link to what it was.
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Male 3,060
by the way...a douchbag is a bag used to hold the stuff when a girl cleans her p*ssy. basically a female enema. glad you asked?
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Male 3,060
surprised there weren`t more popped collars...
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Male 4,431
Yeah, the guy is just pissed off. And some of the "hot chicks" were posing just like some of the "douchebag" guys. Oh well...
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Female 145
*makes a mental note to send this guy a picture of my older sister and her boyfriend*
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Male 1,526
i think the guy was just angry, and alone.
ok there are many girls that go for the wrong guys. so whaaaat, it hapens....all the time. never stopps...NEVER. arghh the aggony, i must insult them, and go inte hiding and live out my life bitter and hating.

hahaha...nahh

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Female 316
That was a waste of time
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Male 339
Pretty much what the link in my post says...
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Male 91
I think IceErines’ explanation is actually the closest to the truth. AFAIK a Douche bag is literally a bag women fill with water, then squeeze, to flush any "impurities" out of their vagina, usually post sexual intercourse.

Since it`s kind of a dirty sanitary device, one wouldn`t want to be called a Douche bag, and thus it doubles as a way of calling someone an ass, basically.

However, when I read "Women with Douchebags" I was half expecting some kind of sick scatty porn.

:P

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Male 201
Ya it seems like douchebag dosnt have a specific meaning...
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Female 120
When you call someone a douche, you`re saying they are something that cleans dirty vaginas. *Wondering if I can even write that...*
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Female 1,468
Smirk of douche - oh man, that one really bugs me too. I hate those people who pose and make such an effort to look cool or as if they didn`t really care that their pic was taken but really it`s all calculated.
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Male 608
Umm, Ok
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Female 531
The title caught my eye and drew me in. I`m glad this site ISN`T what I thought it was going to be.
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Male 339
Browndog1981 is almost right...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche_bag
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Male 761
that is stupid...and pointless
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Female 529
[quote]On 4/13/2006 4:27:22 AM mashimaro_1 wrote: what`s a douche? I`m in Australia and I`ve never heard the term[/quote]

Never heard it either...

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Female 54
Did anyone read the comments, the Ryan King ones.... Creepy eyebrows.
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Male 105
Douche is the word for shower in French, so it means shower bag does it? Weird.
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Female 207
Bwah.
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Female 301
what about donald trump?
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Male 888
Well, this is just stupid..
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Male 1,217
like mashimaro... douche?
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Female 97
That`s funny. But the Josh Hartnett/Scarlett Johansson was from a movie shoot I believe...
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Male 207
what`s a douche? I`m in Australia and I`ve never heard the term
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Male 733
...o...k...
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Female 106
This is all true!!
some guys weren`t that bad... But there are also Douchebags with hot guys in this world. Some people are just ugly-chasers.
(like me! :-) )
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Male 10,115
Link: Hot Chicks with Douchebags [Rate Link] - A site that explores the phenomenon.
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