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Date: 04/01/06 02:50 AM

103 Responses to Hoff Soap

  1. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    March 31, 2006 at 9:34 pm
    Link: Hoff Soap - I am NOT washing my hands with this.
  2. Profile photo of hobasteritch
    hobasteritch Female 13-17
    64 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 2:55 am
    Ewwwwwwwwwww. lol. That is soooo ..... lol. 2nd post.
  3. Profile photo of ibigfire
    ibigfire Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 2:58 am
    OT: If you`re 13-17, you should not love sex.
  4. Profile photo of cheffie
    cheffie Female 18-29
    97 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 3:00 am
    That`s hilarious.
  5. Profile photo of NSFW
    NSFW Female 13-17
    106 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 3:01 am
    I`m curious about the `new hunky aroma`.
  6. Profile photo of mashimaro_1
    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 3:03 am
    lmao!
  7. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 3:03 am
    I`m just wondering if ol` "Hoff" has heard of the new, relatively inexpensive, laser hair removal.... I mean c`mon, reign that stuff in, Hoff! :-)
  8. Profile photo of Chibee
    Chibee Female 13-17
    130 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 3:11 am
    that`s.. eww xD
  9. Profile photo of gambit37
    gambit37 Male 18-29
    70 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 3:18 am
    Just reminds me of Alan Cummings new cologne.
  10. Profile photo of green_daygal
    green_daygal Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 1, 2006 at 3:20 am
    lmao thats funny my mate would use that anyday but NOT me :)
  11. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 3:23 am
    ewwwwwwwwww
  12. Profile photo of lordofthepie
    lordofthepie Male 13-17
    59 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 3:28 am
    :-P Yummy! hehe jj thats quite desturbing actually!
  13. Profile photo of metallicblue
    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 3:40 am
    yuck
  14. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2006 at 3:50 am
    I think that`s fake, based on a similar one used to promote sexual health or something, I forget.

    and ibigfire, in the UK sex is legal from 16, so you can love sex at 16 and 17 if here ;)

  15. Profile photo of SpongesRock
    SpongesRock Female 13-17
    1 post
    April 1, 2006 at 4:19 am
    lol thats so funny.....ok
  16. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 4:22 am
    thats weird, i dont even wanna know what the aroma of that stuff is!
    and who would have the sense to wash their hand with that stuff rather than just doing it theirself... i guess you lot get what i mean!cum!
  17. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 4:25 am
    great, spooge soap from the depths of hasselhoff`s loins- i think i would rather let the dog lick my hands clean
  18. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 4:51 am
    i wonder what it is meant to interpret < spelling?

    lmao

  19. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 5:01 am
    well its better than listening to him sing I suppose
  20. Profile photo of bernisa
    bernisa Female 13-17
    21 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 5:12 am
    PHOTOSHOP
  21. Profile photo of gnazzah
    gnazzah Male 30-39
    203 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 5:15 am
    Yup. April`s fools day today too...

    But great anyway. I`ll make one myself for my wife. :p

  22. Profile photo of ibigfire
    ibigfire Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 5:32 am
    I hate to call the ol` photoshop on this one, but upon closer examination I do believe it is photoshopped. Doesn`t make it any less hilarious though. I don`t like it when people yell "FAKE!" or "PHOTOSHOP!" as if it`s supposed to take away from the humour... anyways, rant aside, I would laugh whenever I used that soap dispenser.

    OT: Interesting BigBonny, I was about to apologize to TaterTots... then I realized she`s in the U.S... oh well. Up to her, I s`pose.

  23. Profile photo of sbsp_fan_1
    sbsp_fan_1 Female 13-17
    529 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 5:44 am
    Whether it is `shopped or not, it`s still funny.
  24. Profile photo of withnail101
    withnail101 Male 30-39
    221 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 6:04 am
    Who gives a toss if it`s photoshopped? It`s funny and thats the whole point. Do you really think there is a soap out there modelled on the Hoffs spunk?
  25. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 6:18 am
    ibigfire - I believe the age of consent in the US is 16, the same as the UK. But whatever, people are still gonna be shagging when they`re 14 anyway.

    HOFF JUICE!!! A car just drove past my house, but it was photoshopped, then I went to my fridge, which was photoshopped, and drank some coke, and that was photoshopped too. Christ you aint gonne get a knighthood for calling photoshop. Give it a rest.

  26. Profile photo of fredum
    fredum Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 6:40 am
    ewww!!! lol!
  27. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:03 am
    Oh God. Who would do such a thing?
  28. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:37 am
    *immediatly throws up*
  29. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:40 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
  30. Profile photo of Melxoxo
    Melxoxo Female 18-29
    335 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:50 am
    13-17 yr old that loves sex... im thinkin of a word that begins with S ends with T and has LU in the middle.

    i want that soap, would love to see that done with different celebs too

  31. Profile photo of DeeBack008
    DeeBack008 Male 13-17
    214 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:58 am
    manicstoive, is rly called shagging over there
  32. Profile photo of nosociallife
    nosociallife Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 10:04 am
    What has he been eating?
  33. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 10:05 am
    ^^"Who gives a toss if it`s photoshopped?"^^

    haha sorry, i have a dirty mind but that was the WRONG phrase to put under this post... ;-)

  34. Profile photo of youngstarr
    youngstarr Female 18-29
    18 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 10:31 am
    Congarts dark-bunny, you have just stretched out the thread.

    That soap dispenser will do good in the mens restroom. :-P

  35. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 10:58 am
    give mama some soap! lol
  36. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 11:00 am
    lol at first i thought his pic was just there but then i looked were the hand was and i got it ..........lol
  37. Profile photo of feebee
    feebee Female 30-39
    10 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 11:34 am
    Um, ew. That`s all I have to say about that.
  38. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 11:58 am
    I would never feel clean, ever, lol...
  39. Profile photo of Crazy-X-
    Crazy-X- Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 12:09 pm
    I find the hand that`s holding the "Soap" more disturbing.

    ITS A GUYS HAND! :O

  40. Profile photo of chopper13
    chopper13 Male 13-17
    252 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    funny and stop talking about sex who gives a poo about other people having sex
  41. Profile photo of randomfish
    randomfish Male 13-17
    62 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    LOL great...
  42. Profile photo of TaterTotz173
    TaterTotz173 Female 13-17
    140 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 12:45 pm
    ok... i need help. i cant seem to get the pic i want on my acc. please help.
  43. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    that is sooooo gaaaaaaaayyyyyy yeecckk
  44. Profile photo of PrincessX
    PrincessX Female 13-17
    180 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    Hunky...
  45. Profile photo of blonde_8080
    blonde_8080 Female 13-17
    50 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    i`m only 13 but i do know what that iz...ewwww...how do you post a show spoiler?????????????//
  46. Profile photo of stikfas
    stikfas Male 13-17
    1809 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 2:01 pm
  47. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 2:15 pm
    it doesnt work for me!!!

    not that i get the red x of death, but i get the icon that its loading but it never loads.... :(

  48. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 2:15 pm
    oh wait... i just checked back and it loaded...

    disturbing... excuse me while i throw up...

  49. Profile photo of amishman
    amishman Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    do you want some protine with that soap
  50. Profile photo of KillRomance3
    KillRomance3 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    ew....that...is...*gags*...yeah. maybe they should...not install those in places
  51. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    the hoff is back
    i cant believe no-one added this before me - its so old
  52. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 5:13 pm
    LMAO
  53. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 5:47 pm
  54. Profile photo of IHeartJesus
    IHeartJesus Female 18-29
    215 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    You can hae sex when you`re fourteen in Canada :-)

    I don`t find this all that disturbing, I mean it`s just soap, I guess I can look past the dirty things in life.

  55. Profile photo of sugarfreee
    sugarfreee Female 18-29
    173 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:03 pm
    ewww eww ewwwwwww
  56. Profile photo of bubbles2005
    bubbles2005 Female 13-17
    57 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    Wow lets all move to Oh Canada lmao. I love your anthem. And I want that soap dispenser, it`s the closest I`l ever get to touching someone famous, except for that guy from teh Presidents of the USA who signed my forehead and the guy from Thirsty Merc with a oustache- Is troked it! W00t
  57. Profile photo of ibigfire
    ibigfire Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:13 pm
    OT: Can you IHeartJesus? Wow, I live here and never even knew that...
  58. Profile photo of mrbaliw
    mrbaliw Male 18-29
    223 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:22 pm
    lol
    hehe... someone said "cum", and someone mentioned alan cumming... yes I know, very mature
  59. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 9:42 pm
    Lol.....wonder how long many times the dispenser has to be pressed before any soap dispensed?
  60. Profile photo of Juicy_Juice
    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 10:15 pm
    just....no.
  61. Profile photo of badguy458
    badguy458 Male 18-29
    361 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 10:20 pm
    "do you want some protine with that soap"

    No thanks, but I`ll take some protein and a question mark.

  62. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 10:51 pm
    Is this was this man on the soap dispenser I would love washing my hands! }-)
    click
  63. Profile photo of alime
    alime Male 13-17
    173 posts
    April 1, 2006 at 10:54 pm
    i wonder if the guy in the pic is aware that hundreds of people r smearing his "soap" all over their hands every day
  64. Profile photo of xyra1
    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 12:35 am
    Umm...no. That`s just wrong:/
  65. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 4:41 am
    Awesome, I wanna drink it
  66. Profile photo of madbadblonde
    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 9:55 am
    manicstoive, is rly called shagging over there


    Yep. :-)

  67. Profile photo of madbadblonde
    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 9:56 am
    You can hae sex when you`re fourteen in Canada


    Wow...

  68. Profile photo of drzm
    drzm Male 13-17
    233 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 10:15 am
    IT`S JIZZ
  69. Profile photo of nambratha
    nambratha Female 18-29
    101 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 11:05 am
    thats nasty
  70. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 11:12 am
    Reminds me of that other site they had here, anyone remember the girl who was too sleepy to brush her teeth?
  71. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 11:26 am
    HAHAHAHAHA that is f`ing funny. Pretty clever though.
  72. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 11:26 am
    I want one! I want one! Wait... no I dont.
  73. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    lmao! hilarious and gross!
  74. Profile photo of moOse123
    moOse123 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 1:55 pm
    haha, thats funny for so many different reasons
  75. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    this spoiler poo has gone way to far....
  76. Profile photo of llamakilla0
    llamakilla0 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    ok...
  77. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    woohoo double clicky

    ...the picture wasn`t all that funny, except for thinking that he needed to get rid of all that hair on his chest

  78. Profile photo of haras626
    haras626 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    Thats hot interesting ppl ahve weird minds!!!
  79. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    *sings `I like bukakke` and laughs*
  80. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    I think the bottom part (his pants) is photoshopped
  81. Profile photo of surfbeauty
    surfbeauty Female 13-17
    30 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    gross, but kind of funny
  82. Profile photo of ShishKebab
    ShishKebab Female 18-29
    192 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 4:06 pm
    Indeed, it`s so gross it`s funny. Need one of them on a hidden camera show and then see how many people use it :D
  83. Profile photo of Salkraps
    Salkraps Male 13-17
    110 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 4:46 pm
    I just hope it`s really soap coming from that dispencer...
  84. Profile photo of Rennat22
    Rennat22 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    Back when David Hasselfoff was famous he was THE most sexually attractive man.
  85. Profile photo of Rennat22
    Rennat22 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    And I laugh at your Alan "CUMMING" Joke Salkraps.
  86. Profile photo of wave14
    wave14 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    >.< Men...
  87. Profile photo of Becca987
    Becca987 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 6:41 pm
    i think his hand was photoshopped too because ,i mean ,what guy actually "washes" (with soap) his hands after using the restroom?
  88. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    "You can have sex when you`re fourteen in Canada"

    Yeah, the last thing I need is a government telling me how soon I can fornicate. Screw what The Man says, kids, you can have your loin-jollies any time you like.

  89. Profile photo of imboredmore
    imboredmore Female 13-17
    8 posts
    April 2, 2006 at 11:20 pm
    eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!
  90. Profile photo of madbadblonde
    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 3, 2006 at 1:54 pm
    I think the bottom part (his pants) is photoshopped


    Who gives a poo?

  91. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    April 3, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    That`s hawt!
  92. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    April 3, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    gross....eewww
  93. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    April 3, 2006 at 9:33 pm
    ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  94. Profile photo of EnetPolice
    EnetPolice Male 13-17
    23 posts
    April 3, 2006 at 11:02 pm
    actually if you looker closer i think some guy just put it on there, took a picture, and took it off...
  95. Profile photo of hbk_is_love
    hbk_is_love Female 13-17
    31 posts
    April 5, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    Right, who in their right mind would touch that?
  96. Profile photo of anime_chic
    anime_chic Female 18-29
    107 posts
    April 7, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    eeww that`s gross, yuck!
  97. Profile photo of master-gamer
    master-gamer Male 13-17
    65 posts
    April 7, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    that aint right
  98. Profile photo of Terriermon
    Terriermon Male 13-17
    8 posts
    August 13, 2006 at 1:25 pm
    Probaly smells like armpit.
  99. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 27, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    ew
  100. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    October 18, 2006 at 2:31 am
    um...*Twitch witch*
  101. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    January 11, 2007 at 6:10 am
    lol
  102. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    Oh god, why?
  103. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 5:36 am
    What a hunk.

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