Hoff Soap

Submitted by: cheeseboy 10 years ago Funny

I am NOT washing my hands with this.
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Male 1,051
What a hunk.
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Female 269
Oh god, why?
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Male 400
lol
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Female 1,572
um...*Twitch witch*
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Male 286
ew
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Male 8
Probaly smells like armpit.
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Male 65
that aint right
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Female 107
eeww that`s gross, yuck!
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Female 31
Right, who in their right mind would touch that?
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Male 23
actually if you looker closer i think some guy just put it on there, took a picture, and took it off...
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Male 1,725
ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 264
gross....eewww
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Female 1,468
That`s hawt!
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Female 254
I think the bottom part (his pants) is photoshopped


Who gives a poo?

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Female 8
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!
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Male 2,600
"You can have sex when you`re fourteen in Canada"

Yeah, the last thing I need is a government telling me how soon I can fornicate. Screw what The Man says, kids, you can have your loin-jollies any time you like.

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Female 34
i think his hand was photoshopped too because ,i mean ,what guy actually "washes" (with soap) his hands after using the restroom?
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Female 77
>.< Men...
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Male 79
And I laugh at your Alan "CUMMING" Joke Salkraps.
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Male 79
[spoiler]Back when David Hasselfoff was famous he was THE most sexually attractive man.[/spoiler]
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Male 109
I just hope it`s really soap coming from that dispencer...
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Female 192
Indeed, it`s so gross it`s funny. Need one of them on a hidden camera show and then see how many people use it :D
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Female 30
gross, but kind of funny
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Male 170
I think the bottom part (his pants) is photoshopped
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Female 408
*sings `I like bukakke` and laughs*
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Female 7
Thats hot interesting ppl ahve weird minds!!!
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Female 395
[spoiler][spoiler]woohoo double clicky[/spoiler][/spoiler]

...the picture wasn`t all that funny, except for thinking that he needed to get rid of all that hair on his chest

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Female 230
ok...
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Male 415
this spoiler poo has gone way to far....
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Male 132
haha, thats funny for so many different reasons
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Female 285
lmao! hilarious and gross!
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Female 1,262
I want one! I want one! Wait... no I dont.
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Male 632
HAHAHAHAHA that is f`ing funny. Pretty clever though.
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Male 1,406
Reminds me of that other site they had here, anyone remember the girl who was too sleepy to brush her teeth?
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Female 101
thats nasty
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Male 233
[spoiler]IT`S JIZZ[/spoiler]
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Female 254
You can hae sex when you`re fourteen in Canada


Wow...

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Female 254
manicstoive, is rly called shagging over there


Yep. :-)

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Female 1,071
Awesome, I wanna drink it
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Female 190
Umm...no. That`s just wrong:/
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Male 173
i wonder if the guy in the pic is aware that hundreds of people r smearing his "soap" all over their hands every day
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Female 1,652
Is this was this man on the soap dispenser I would love washing my hands! }-)
click
[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Male 361
"do you want some protine with that soap"

No thanks, but I`ll take some protein and a question mark.

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Female 328
just....no.
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Male 410
Lol.....wonder how long many times the dispenser has to be pressed before any soap dispensed?
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Male 223
lol
[spoiler]hehe... someone said "cum", and someone mentioned alan cumming... yes I know, very mature[/spoiler]
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Male 289
OT: Can you IHeartJesus? Wow, I live here and never even knew that...
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Female 57
Wow lets all move to Oh Canada lmao. I love your anthem. And I want that soap dispenser, it`s the closest I`l ever get to touching someone famous, except for that guy from teh Presidents of the USA who signed my forehead and the guy from Thirsty Merc with a oustache- Is troked it! W00t
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Female 173
[spoiler]ewww eww ewwwwwww[/spoiler]
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Female 215
You can hae sex when you`re fourteen in Canada :-)

I don`t find this all that disturbing, I mean it`s just soap, I guess I can look past the dirty things in life.

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Female 1,252
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Male 1,066
LMAO
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Male 452
the hoff is back
[spoiler]i cant believe no-one added this before me - its so old[/spoiler]
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Female 142
ew....that...is...*gags*...yeah. maybe they should...not install those in places
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Male 50
do you want some protine with that soap
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Male 1,343
oh wait... i just checked back and it loaded...

disturbing... excuse me while i throw up...

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Male 1,343
it doesnt work for me!!!

not that i get the red x of death, but i get the icon that its loading but it never loads.... :(

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Male 1,808
[barfs]
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Female 50
i`m only 13 but i do know what that iz...ewwww...how do you post a show spoiler?????????????//
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Female 180
[spoiler]Hunky...[/spoiler]
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Male 1,550
that is sooooo gaaaaaaaayyyyyy yeecckk
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Female 140
ok... i need help. i cant seem to get the pic i want on my acc. please help.
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Male 62
LOL great...
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Male 251
funny and stop talking about sex who gives a poo about other people having sex
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Male 58
I find the hand that`s holding the "Soap" more disturbing.

[spoiler]ITS A GUYS HAND! :O[/spoiler]

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Female 879
I would never feel clean, ever, lol...
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Female 10
Um, ew. That`s all I have to say about that.
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Female 552
lol at first i thought his pic was just there but then i looked were the hand was and i got it ..........lol
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Female 1,697
give mama some soap! lol
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Female 18
Congarts dark-bunny, you have just stretched out the thread.

That soap dispenser will do good in the mens restroom. :-P

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Female 572
^^"Who gives a toss if it`s photoshopped?"^^

haha sorry, i have a dirty mind but that was the WRONG phrase to put under this post... ;-)

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Female 17
What has he been eating?
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Male 214
manicstoive, is rly called shagging over there
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Female 335
13-17 yr old that loves sex... im thinkin of a word that begins with S ends with T and has LU in the middle.

i want that soap, would love to see that done with different celebs too

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Female 1,025
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 1,115
*immediatly throws up*
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Male 2,600
Oh God. Who would do such a thing?
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Male 91
ewww!!! lol!
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Male 904
ibigfire - I believe the age of consent in the US is 16, the same as the UK. But whatever, people are still gonna be shagging when they`re 14 anyway.

HOFF JUICE!!! A car just drove past my house, but it was photoshopped, then I went to my fridge, which was photoshopped, and drank some coke, and that was photoshopped too. Christ you aint gonne get a knighthood for calling photoshop. Give it a rest.

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Male 221
Who gives a toss if it`s photoshopped? It`s funny and thats the whole point. Do you really think there is a soap out there modelled on the Hoffs spunk?
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Female 529
Whether it is `shopped or not, it`s still funny.
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Male 289
I hate to call the ol` photoshop on this one, but upon closer examination I do believe it is photoshopped. Doesn`t make it any less hilarious though. I don`t like it when people yell "FAKE!" or "PHOTOSHOP!" as if it`s supposed to take away from the humour... anyways, rant aside, I would laugh whenever I used that soap dispenser.

OT: Interesting BigBonny, I was about to apologize to TaterTots... then I realized she`s in the U.S... oh well. Up to her, I s`pose.

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Male 203
Yup. April`s fools day today too...

But great anyway. I`ll make one myself for my wife. :p

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Female 21
[spoiler]PHOTOSHOP[/spoiler]
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Female 415
well its better than listening to him sing I suppose
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Male 1,383
i wonder what it is meant to interpret < spelling?

[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler]

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Female 1,972
great, spooge soap from the depths of hasselhoff`s loins- i think i would rather let the dog lick my hands clean
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Male 733
thats weird, i dont even wanna know what the aroma of that stuff is!
and who would have the sense to wash their hand with that stuff rather than just doing it theirself... i guess you lot get what i mean![spoiler]cum![/spoiler]
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Female 1
lol thats so funny.....ok
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Male 2,216
I think that`s fake, based on a similar one used to promote sexual health or something, I forget.

and ibigfire, in the UK sex is legal from 16, so you can love sex at 16 and 17 if here ;)

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Female 228
yuck
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Male 59
:-P Yummy! hehe jj thats quite desturbing actually!
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Male 761
ewwwwwwwwww
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Female 1
lmao thats funny my mate would use that anyday but NOT me :)
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Male 70
Just reminds me of Alan Cummings new cologne.
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Female 130
that`s.. eww xD
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Male 4,431
I`m just wondering if ol` "Hoff" has heard of the new, relatively inexpensive, laser hair removal.... I mean c`mon, reign that stuff in, Hoff! :-)
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Male 207
lmao!
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Female 106
I`m curious about the `new hunky aroma`.
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Female 97
That`s hilarious.
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Male 289
OT: If you`re 13-17, you should not love sex.
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Female 64
Ewwwwwwwwwww. lol. That is soooo ..... lol. 2nd post.
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Male 452
Link: Hoff Soap [Rate Link] - I am NOT washing my hands with this.
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