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Date: 04/30/06 04:01 PM

48 Responses to Guy Can`t Handle his Kite

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    Link: Guy Can`t Handle his Kite - Maybe he should have started with a smaller kite.
  2. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:06 pm
    hahaha lol i loved the bit wen he landed in the water =D and wtf was wit the noise he was makin?? lmao
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    xbox8798 Male 13-17
    175 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    that was great
  4. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    rofl!
  5. Profile photo of tammoth
    tammoth Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    Lol! Cool!
  6. Profile photo of Mad_Chief117
    Mad_Chief117 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    lol! very funny
  7. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    lmao wat a nerd
  8. Profile photo of disciple99
    disciple99 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    ah, stupid people always make me laugh.
  9. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    BRILLIANT!
  10. Profile photo of miketopola
    miketopola Male 13-17
    4 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    ha. poor bastard
  11. Profile photo of V-DUB
    V-DUB Male 13-17
    9 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    There was a kid near where i lived who got so much air from one of those when he landed he got internal bleeding and died.
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    sk8infreek Male 13-17
    239 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    Pretty funny
  13. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    needs a bigger kite....
  14. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    Midnightlake

    hahaha lol i loved the bit wen he landed in the water =D and wtf was wit the noise he was makin?? lmao


    The noise?
    That`s called pain...

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    cheeselova93 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 5:37 pm
    llok its charlie brown
  16. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 5:44 pm
    no, Charlie can`t get it to fly..this guy had the opposite problem
  17. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    lol....that was awesome....
  18. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 6:16 pm
    OWNED!
  19. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 6:18 pm
    bang!
  20. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    His body was so similar to that of a rag doll... it amuses me.
  21. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    poop
  22. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 7:25 pm
    hahaha that was funny!! i wanted him to fly to the sky and never come down!!
  23. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    wen he landed in the water yeah that was fun

    poor stupid guy

  24. Profile photo of kate192
    kate192 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 9:34 pm
    Wow that sucks
  25. Profile photo of DaphneTrojan
    DaphneTrojan Female 13-17
    145 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 10:15 pm
    anyone else notice that his head hit something extremly solid?
  26. Profile photo of automaticgrl
    automaticgrl Female 13-17
    117 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 10:52 pm
    eh that was kind of lame
  27. Profile photo of davidson
    davidson Male 18-29
    111 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 11:17 pm
    OWNED
  28. Profile photo of mysticrose
    mysticrose Female 40-49
    395 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 11:40 pm
    yup he needs a bigger kite .. like a hang-glider perhaps.. what a TOOL !!!!! and it was freakin` funny when he went face first into the water !!!!!!!!
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    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 11:42 pm
    smooth
  30. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 12:25 am
    Can`t help but feel sorry for the man. The kite must have cost a fortune and he hit his head on that concrete wall (possibly receiving a concussion, which is usually not good to have upon diving into a pool of water). Hope he`s okay. Maybe his orgasmic friend should set down the camera and help him?
  31. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 1:28 am
    The end makes it sick, killing all enjoyment for me. And I think his friend was making those noises in horror when he realized that his friend just ran into a cement ditch tunnel.
  32. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    666 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 1:47 am
    hahahahahahahah. in the end *koosh* into the water!
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    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 5:13 am
    Were his friends laughing at him at the end or was that a yell of horor?
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    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:31 am
    Ha, nordmenn er gærne
  35. Profile photo of ponky135
    ponky135 Female 13-17
    86 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 9:18 am
    damn! he smashed his head to some kind of concrete thing in the water!
  36. Profile photo of hamster-gal
    hamster-gal Female 13-17
    216 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 10:09 am
    do you think he is a bit wet? )-| ;-) :-P
  37. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    So, the lesson we learned, children, is this:
    When it`s windy out, it`s okay to fly a kite.
    When it`s TOO windy out, stay inside and play video games.
  38. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    lol i wanna do that
  39. Profile photo of alime
    alime Male 13-17
    173 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    that looks like fun!
    exept for the part when he got hurt.
  40. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 7:17 pm
    that was kinda lame...
  41. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    Why would they film that?
    When I think of using my camera, the first thing that pops into my mind as a cool movie is not "some guy flying a kite".
  42. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    May 1, 2006 at 10:52 pm
    LOL i feel sorry for the guy, but that was some funny sh*t.
  43. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    339 posts
    May 2, 2006 at 6:02 am
    Haha... and he didn`t see that coming?
  44. Profile photo of Friday6700
    Friday6700 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    May 4, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    Funny how we never actually see the kite flying. And the odds of a simple kite getting so much speed and lift to drag a full sized man along the ground, especially since they sell those size kites to children, are low. Yeah, no. But, whatever. I wish it was real so he coulda died.
  45. Profile photo of bang_
    bang_ Female 13-17
    276 posts
    May 6, 2006 at 4:53 pm
    ^This kite was huge. Smaller than a paraglider, but big enough to lift him a few inches of the ground.
  46. Profile photo of llamakilla0
    llamakilla0 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    May 7, 2006 at 2:00 pm
    lol i wish the kite was bigger...
  47. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    June 27, 2006 at 3:27 pm
    Hahahah, 10 secs of laughter
  48. Profile photo of sam_1123
    sam_1123 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 9:50 am
    (when the guy arrives home)

    Wife: Hi sweetie

    Guy: Hi

    wife: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE!?!?!

    Guy: Its nothing - just gotta remember my hockey mask next time I fly a kite!

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