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Date: 04/24/06 02:21 AM

61 Responses to Funny warning signs

  1. Profile photo of hjkiddk
    hjkiddk Male 30-39
    3 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:23 am
    Link: Funny warning signs - In very high quality (suitable for printing).
  2. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:36 am
    Pretty funny.
  3. Profile photo of NSFW
    NSFW Female 13-17
    106 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:41 am
    If you don`t want your computer to have a seizure, don`t click on the signs. :-P

    But these are great, tomorrow I`m going to print one out.

  4. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:41 am
    Terible i hated it
  5. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:05 am
    clickin on them enlarges them HUGE

    these are HILARIOUS
    especially the choking hazard

  6. Profile photo of Riokah
    Riokah Female 18-29
    49 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:55 am
    Highly amusing. I liked the elevator one... reminds me of the "Don`t hit a guy with glasses... use a baseball bat instead" one. ^^
  7. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:01 am
    I like the violaters will be shot, survivors will be shot again...i may put that on my property
  8. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:19 am
    ^ Omg, I Hate That One Since I`ve Seen/Heard It About 30 Times, LITERALLY.
    I Didn`t Find Any Of Them That Amusing.
  9. Profile photo of ukscc
    ukscc Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:32 am
    Crux. You should get out more...

    F`kin hilarious!!

  10. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:37 am
    If I Didn`t Get Out Enough, How Would I Of Seen The Signs 30 Times, Genius?
  11. Profile photo of ikeed11
    ikeed11 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:48 am
    ive seen them all before except for the
    "stupidity is not a handicap park elsewhere"
    one that one was ha-frikin-lariouse
  12. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 5:34 am
    Are these all real?
    `caution this sign has sharp edges, do not touch the edges of this sign.

    Also the brige is out ahead.` wtf? funny though

  13. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 5:54 am
    Nice to post a site that installs trojans, bud.

    Scan type: Realtime Protection Scan
    Event: Virus Found!
    Virus name: Download.Trojan

  14. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:11 am
    ^ That`s what I was going to say...

    However I do enjoy "Warning: Small children left unattended will be sold to the circus."

    We had that on our high school band shirts my junior year. The theme was clowns and we voted for that as what to go on our shirts. Yeah...

  15. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 8:11 am
    hey so are we all infected now...? I knew I shoulda used protection, I just got so caught up in the moment...
    What do you have to do to get rid of it??
  16. Profile photo of hjkiddk
    hjkiddk Male 30-39
    3 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 9:01 am
    @Samsquanch "Nice to post a site that installs trojans, bud."

    What page did you visit ???
    There`s no banners or pop-up ads.
    No files to download.

    If i was you i would try and find a better virus scanner...
    One that actaully works :-)
    And just to be sure, could you tell me what software you are using, cause i just want to be sure i don`t accidently buy it :-)

  17. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 9:48 am
    they were cool and all, but they had to be fake, for example: the school limit sign (sq root of 900) which would be 30 mph, regulation is eith 10 or 15. so that means they didn`t take pics of these signs, just made or... please dont make me say it...photoshopped them
  18. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 10:22 am
    That was so definatly something but you can tell some of them was photoshopped and I know some of them could be real I have seen them. My favorite was Warning - Choking hazard with the man`s package containing large parts and not for small women.
  19. Profile photo of drzm
    drzm Male 13-17
    233 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 10:29 am
    rofl that was genius almost
    Warning: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus
  20. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 11:22 am
    no smoking.
    unless you are on fire.
    Brilliant!
  21. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 11:22 am
    The weird thing is they`re actually real cos i`ve seen some of them
  22. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:21 pm
    Why, oh why, are you people not using Firefox?
  23. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    I like the "in case a fier don`t use elavators use water" lol
  24. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    ^^ lol buddy.

    Firefox cures computer cancer.

  25. Profile photo of NyQ
    NyQ Male 18-29
    375 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    "in case of fire do not use elevators...use water"

    luvved it!

  26. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    Let`s put some up in the school toilets, some around the village...
  27. Profile photo of net_surfer
    net_surfer Female 18-29
    75 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    Hilarius!
  28. Profile photo of oldie
    oldie Male 13-17
    241 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:21 pm
    "Please don`t throw cigaretts on the floor The roosterroaches are getting cancer"
  29. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    those where the funniest signs ive ever seen lmao
  30. Profile photo of roker4life
    roker4life Male 13-17
    113 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    ha... we can fix anything...please knock the doorbell is broken
  31. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    "If I Didn`t Get Out Enough, How Would I Of Seen The Signs 30 Times, Genius?"

    On the fcuking internet, genius.

  32. Profile photo of six13
    six13 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    I saw a sign once that said "Please don`t steal, the government hates competition".
  33. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    ^HAHAHHA THAT`S A GREAT ONE
    GONNA PRINT ME SOME
    GONNA MAKE ME SOME AS WELL USING
    PHOTOSHOP HAHHAHAHAH
  34. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    I liked the "can you run 850 ft per second?" one, how funny, I loved this...
  35. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:02 pm
    lol caution - sign has sharp edges
  36. Profile photo of Riokah
    Riokah Female 18-29
    49 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:31 pm
    KeBob - Not all places around the world are 10-15 in school zones... I am pretty sure it`s 30-40 here.
  37. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    They enlarge so frickin` huge on my screen I cant even read what it says.
  38. Profile photo of alime
    alime Male 13-17
    173 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 9:08 pm
    i liked the this sign has sharp edges one.
  39. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 9:11 pm
    Someone take the cell phone sign and use it down here in florida PLEASE!!!!!!
  40. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 9:19 pm
    Omg People Can Be Such Fools. She Said She Was Going To Put It On Her Property, As In, I`ve Seen That Signs On So Many Properties, Genius!
  41. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    April 25, 2006 at 6:27 am
    Eventhough it was really corny i liked the frog one
  42. Profile photo of Yasmus
    Yasmus Female 18-29
    303 posts
    April 25, 2006 at 12:59 pm
    Too Funny lol
  43. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    April 25, 2006 at 6:29 pm
    LMAO
    "this sign is in spanish wen ur not looking."
    lmfao
  44. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    April 25, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    "in case a fire don`t use elevators use water"
    hilarious
  45. Profile photo of Lady_cupcake
    Lady_cupcake Female 13-17
    61 posts
    April 25, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    I loved the speed limit was the square root of nine one. well most all of them were great. I didnt like how HUGE the signs were.
  46. Profile photo of 1234567gh
    1234567gh Male 13-17
    66 posts
    April 25, 2006 at 9:56 pm
    that was silly dudeB-|
  47. Profile photo of HairyEyeball
    HairyEyeball Male 13-17
    451 posts
    April 26, 2006 at 12:13 am
    "can you make it to the fence in 2 seconds? cuz i can"

    LOL!!

  48. Profile photo of oumaverick
    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    April 26, 2006 at 12:45 am
    My favorite: "Absolutely Nothing next 20 miles"

    We need some of those here in the western half of my state (Oklahoma), much of Texas, and almost all of Kansas

  49. Profile photo of Sims9287
    Sims9287 Female 13-17
    148 posts
    April 26, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    I like the...
    Children left unattended will be sold to the circus

    And the "No Docking" one
    Some of these are real i`ve seen them before o.O;

  50. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    April 27, 2006 at 5:40 pm
    im going to print them
  51. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    April 29, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    this sucked
  52. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    April 29, 2006 at 2:05 pm
    Funny. Have a few @ home. Tresspassers & the Jack Schitt.
  53. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    April 29, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    Jack Schitt
    http://www.funnies.com/jack.htm
  54. Profile photo of smitty21
    smitty21 Female 13-17
    1 post
    April 29, 2006 at 6:02 pm
    I thought that this was so hilarious! The 20 miles ahead... nothing sign was so true to the town i live in! haha
  55. Profile photo of gmedra03
    gmedra03 Male 13-17
    377 posts
    April 29, 2006 at 11:01 pm
    I`ve printed about 7 of those signs and put them all over my room!:->
  56. Profile photo of disciple99
    disciple99 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 29, 2006 at 11:39 pm
    seen some of these before, but still...most are funny.
  57. Profile photo of anyano1
    anyano1 Female 18-29
    208 posts
    April 30, 2006 at 10:12 am
    Some of them are pretty clever.... i once spotted a sign outside an optometrist that said "if you can`t see what your looking for, you`ve come to the right place" (not a warning sign, i know, but funny nevertheless) :-)
  58. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    June 10, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    i love emmm
    =]
  59. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    i cant see em! the page wont load propperly
  60. Profile photo of Miss__Murder
    Miss__Murder Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 10:33 pm
    lol o sum just crack me up
  61. Profile photo of hjkiddk
    hjkiddk Male 30-39
    3 posts
    September 12, 2007 at 7:11 am
    Links dead.
    NEW LINK HERE

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