Funny warning signs

Submitted by: hjkiddk 10 years ago Funny
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In very high quality (suitable for printing).
There are 61 comments:
Male 3
Links dead.
NEW LINK HERE
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Female 169
lol o sum just crack me up
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Female 297
i cant see em! the page wont load propperly
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Female 576
i love emmm
=]
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Female 208
Some of them are pretty clever.... i once spotted a sign outside an optometrist that said "if you can`t see what your looking for, you`ve come to the right place" (not a warning sign, i know, but funny nevertheless) :-)
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Male 127
seen some of these before, but still...most are funny.
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Male 377
I`ve printed about 7 of those signs and put them all over my room!:->
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Female 1
I thought that this was so hilarious! The 20 miles ahead... nothing sign was so true to the town i live in! haha
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Female 663
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Female 663
Funny. Have a few @ home. Tresspassers & the Jack Schitt.
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Male 1,866
this sucked
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Female 670
im going to print them
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Female 148
I like the...
Children left unattended will be sold to the circus

And the "No Docking" one
Some of these are real i`ve seen them before o.O;

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Male 206
My favorite: "Absolutely Nothing next 20 miles"

We need some of those here in the western half of my state (Oklahoma), much of Texas, and almost all of Kansas

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Male 451
"can you make it to the fence in 2 seconds? cuz i can"

LOL!!

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Male 66
that was silly dudeB-|
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Female 61
I loved the speed limit was the square root of nine one. well most all of them were great. I didnt like how HUGE the signs were.
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Female 412
"in case a fire don`t use elevators use water"
hilarious
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Female 412
LMAO
"this sign is in spanish wen ur not looking."
lmfao
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Female 303
Too Funny lol
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Male 1,385
Eventhough it was really corny i liked the frog one
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Female 2,144
Omg People Can Be Such Fools. She Said She Was Going To Put It On Her Property, As In, I`ve Seen That Signs On So Many Properties, Genius!
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Male 1,115
Someone take the cell phone sign and use it down here in florida PLEASE!!!!!!
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Male 173
i liked the this sign has sharp edges one.
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Female 1,262
They enlarge so frickin` huge on my screen I cant even read what it says.
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Female 49
KeBob - Not all places around the world are 10-15 in school zones... I am pretty sure it`s 30-40 here.
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Male 452
lol caution - sign has sharp edges
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Female 879
I liked the "can you run 850 ft per second?" one, how funny, I loved this...
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Male 2,781
^HAHAHHA THAT`S A GREAT ONE
GONNA PRINT ME SOME
GONNA MAKE ME SOME AS WELL USING
PHOTOSHOP HAHHAHAHAH
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Female 107
I saw a sign once that said "Please don`t steal, the government hates competition".
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Male 664
"If I Didn`t Get Out Enough, How Would I Of Seen The Signs 30 Times, Genius?"

On the fcuking internet, genius.

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Male 113
ha... we can fix anything...please knock the doorbell is broken
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Male 531
those where the funniest signs ive ever seen lmao
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Male 241
"Please don`t throw cigaretts on the floor The roosterroaches are getting cancer"
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Female 75
Hilarius!
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Male 1,478
Let`s put some up in the school toilets, some around the village...
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Male 375
"in case of fire do not use elevators...use water"

luvved it!

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Male 2,720
^^ lol buddy.

Firefox cures computer cancer.

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Female 444
I like the "in case a fier don`t use elavators use water" lol
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Male 10,115
Why, oh why, are you people not using Firefox?
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Male 2,057
The weird thing is they`re actually real cos i`ve seen some of them
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Male 2,057
no smoking.
unless you are on fire.
Brilliant!
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Male 233
rofl that was genius almost
Warning: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus
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Female 1,120
That was so definatly something but you can tell some of them was photoshopped and I know some of them could be real I have seen them. My favorite was Warning - Choking hazard with the man`s package containing large parts and not for small women.
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Male 637
they were cool and all, but they had to be fake, for example: the school limit sign (sq root of 900) which would be 30 mph, regulation is eith 10 or 15. so that means they didn`t take pics of these signs, just made or... please dont make me say it...photoshopped them
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Male 3
@Samsquanch "Nice to post a site that installs trojans, bud."

What page did you visit ???
There`s no banners or pop-up ads.
No files to download.

If i was you i would try and find a better virus scanner...
One that actaully works :-)
And just to be sure, could you tell me what software you are using, cause i just want to be sure i don`t accidently buy it :-)

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Female 572
hey so are we all infected now...? I knew I shoulda used protection, I just got so caught up in the moment...
What do you have to do to get rid of it??
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Male 1,225
^ That`s what I was going to say...

However I do enjoy "Warning: Small children left unattended will be sold to the circus."

We had that on our high school band shirts my junior year. The theme was clowns and we voted for that as what to go on our shirts. Yeah...

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Male 792
Nice to post a site that installs trojans, bud.

Scan type: Realtime Protection Scan
Event: Virus Found!
Virus name: Download.Trojan

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Female 572
Are these all real?
`caution this sign has sharp edges, do not touch the edges of this sign.

Also the brige is out ahead.` wtf? funny though

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Male 16
ive seen them all before except for the
"stupidity is not a handicap park elsewhere"
one that one was ha-frikin-lariouse
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Female 2,144
If I Didn`t Get Out Enough, How Would I Of Seen The Signs 30 Times, Genius?
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Male 83
Crux. You should get out more...

F`kin hilarious!!

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Female 2,144
^ Omg, I Hate That One Since I`ve Seen/Heard It About 30 Times, LITERALLY.
I Didn`t Find Any Of Them That Amusing.
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Female 1,972
I like the violaters will be shot, survivors will be shot again...i may put that on my property
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Female 49
Highly amusing. I liked the elevator one... reminds me of the "Don`t hit a guy with glasses... use a baseball bat instead" one. ^^
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Female 1,071
clickin on them enlarges them HUGE

these are HILARIOUS
especially the choking hazard

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Male 567
Terible i hated it
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Female 106
If you don`t want your computer to have a seizure, don`t click on the signs. :-P

But these are great, tomorrow I`m going to print one out.

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Male 651
Pretty funny.
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Male 3
Link: Funny warning signs [Rate Link] - In very high quality (suitable for printing).
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