Crazy Baptist Protestors

Submitted by: Alegnab 11 years ago in
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/24864/Fox_News_Baptist_Protestor.html

This woman is nuts. Disrespectful and crazy as heck.
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Female 731
Possumeater: Thank you.

Oh...and we should all go to her funeral holding up signs that say, `You`re ging to Hell, bitch` .(just kidding)Hhey...she did it to other people...

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Female 731
When I see these people I just smile & think to myself,`Wwow...these people are trying to be so religious when they`re obviously going to Hell.` :-)
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Female 238
Crazy f*cking b*tch...
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Male 76
Sent them a nice little email, complete with lots of good arguments and... insults :-D
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Male 76
Well spoken. i would like to be at her funeral, holding up signs like that ^^
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Female 59
WHAT A HORRIBLE HEARTLESS BITCH! I`m pretty cynical, but I never dreamed that people could be that mean and stupid! I bet she never even read the bible that she`s hiding behind. I couldn`t even watch the whole thing because it sickened me so much. What ever happened to the golden rule and love thy neighbor?!
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Female 10
It`s funny because everything she`s saying is completely true. But she`s cmopletely out of line with the setting. Like, those are really what the Baptist Church believes, and exactly what the Bible says. But saying stuff like that and protesting at a funeral?? That`s just blatant disrespect. Completely out of line. But it`s hard to argue against her, because you can`t tell her she`s wrong. Because everything she says is right, it`s just morally wrong. I dunno. I thought it was kind of funny. Like, weird funny, not "haha" funny.
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Male 3
I am a Southern Baptist minister, and I must have read a different Bible than this crazy woman did. My Bible says that God hates Sin. God does not hate any person no matter what kind of sin that they are involved in. God hates the sin but loves the sinner. God hates homosexuality but loves the homosexual. Jesus Christ died on the cross for all sin (which by the way is equal) and for all people. This lady doesnt represent Christianity, she represents stupidity and bigotry.
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Male 376
Another good reason to be atheist like me :D
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Male 979
what a beeeee hotch
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Female 21
Christianity is not intended to spread peace. Peace is impossible when people like that woman are in conflict with God`s plan.

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:34

Went on the `church` website and it actually has countdowns for how long they assume people have been in hell. How sick. They are putting themselves above God by saying that they can judge who is in heaven and hell.

http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/index.h...

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Male 4,431
Maelstrom_x says "Religion is meant to spread peace..." Yeah, man, check out history and the present day. Religion has certainly done and is currently doing what it set out to do. :-(
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Male 388
i dont care if she says poo about god and gays, but doing all that crap at funerals is drated up
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Female 34
I wanna be at her funeral, just so i can laugh and hold up signs that say "thank god for dead psycho bitches"
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Female 21
Ugh almost all the people I have met who are church going Baptist are like she is. I call them religious freaks of nature, they are brainwashed from the very beginning. I`m beginning to wonder if Baptism is worse then Scientology now. I could go on and on but I won`t, I`ve just had it up to here with all of the loony religious nuts.
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Female 33
A lot of people have said what I was going to say already. What I`d like to know, is that if `no one is innocent`, then what is she guilty of? She doesn`t want to admit it, whatever it is.
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Male 1,882
"Gays can be Christians."

Exactly. Some people forget that all that is required in many forms of Christianity (and mine as well) is that you believe in God and ask for forgiveness of the sins. It`s all in the Bible. Then again, these bastards are so ignorant to begin with, and it is obvious that they pay very little attention to what is written in the Bible.

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Male 2,781
SHE PROBABLY IS A SATANIC AND JUST TRYING TO STIR TROUBLE BY SAYING SHE IS `CHRISTIAN`??(RELIGIOUS) SHORT MEMORY SPAN...
ANYWAY, PEACE MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
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Male 1,882
I think it was good for Fox News to be giving them a spot on television. It puts them out in public spotlight for the public to see. It raises the level of opposition to these people. If anything, so many people will be disgusted that there will be a wave of people protesting these backwards retards. People need to see the level of hate these bastards produce so that there will be more of an opposition to it.
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Male 1,882
Religion is meant to spread peace. Religion mixed with ignorance becomes hate.

These people are very insane. These are the same people who thanked God for the 9/11 attacks killing innocent people and for the tsunami wiping out hundreds of thousands of people. They are clearly out of their minds.

I want to point one big thing out: She remains smiling through almost the whole thing. What the hell? That is very sick and twisted. "There are no innocent people"? Calling the Holocaust nothing? These people need to be put out of their misery before they spread their hate-filled crap to other peoples` ears.

It was funny at the end when they called her on her bullsh*t. They took her warped, flawed logic and shoved it back in her face so hard the only thing she could do is try to change the subject.

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Male 3
you guys are gonna love this.

http://www.phelpschartered.com/ShirleyLP...

that goofy smile looks familiar. check out the "contact us" area

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Female 11
If her God is the only God then I`d gladly go to hell if what she said was true.
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Male 559
Sean Hanity is a poumpas windbag, and basicly just a mouth piece for the GOP (much like Bill O`Rilley). However, I agree with him on this one. I`m glad he put this ignorant bitch on, so that the rest of the world can see what ignorance and hate will do to you. Just let her spew her bullpoo. When judgement day comes, she will get hers.
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Male 462
American soldiers dying is funny :)
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Female 1,784
shes gotta be demo
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Female 193
wow, and here i was thinking all this time that christianity was all about forgiveness and tolerance to other people... i hope that somebody shoots her
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Female 1,172
drating insane people. Although I don`t agree with the war in Iraq, I would never disrespect soemone while they are burying a loved one. YOU BELIEVE IN AN INVISIBLE MAN IN THE SKY!!!! lol Nah, people who believe in God are cool as long as they don`t preach to me. :P But I hope this woman gets charged and sent to a$$-pounding prison.
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Female 74
Great, another b i t c h to make religion look bad....SHE WAS AWFUL! How dare she say those things!
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Male 916
Interesting quote indeed, farquaadhnch.
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Male 1,225
There`s a typo there... "Life should *be* malleable..."
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Female 3
Just so you guys know, when you watch the video, in the beginning, you`ll see a line of people holding American Flags. They are a biker gang (someone did mention this already) that follows the crazy "baptists" around and stands in between then and the family of the deceased so that they families don`t have to see the hurtful signs and stuff... Did you guys notice at the end when he asked her about her sins? She couldn`t answer it...she knows she`s wrong! (i`m angry) But I`m sure most people know that they are not christians and that they are simply a cult that`s trying to get attention.
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Male 1,225
Rufus: He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the poo that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, but especially the factioning of all the religions. He said humanity took a good idea and, like always, built a belief structure on it.

Bethany: Having beliefs isn`t good?

Rufus: I think it`s better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can`t generate. Life becomes stagnant.

--Dogma (1999)

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Female 349
I feel sorry for all the kids that are going to be born into this church.
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Female 2
If there is a God, then she is the one going to hell. She is clearly deluded, I mean, seriously, how could any sane person think that? Eurghh...it makes me sick to hear it.
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Female 121
Crazy lady. She`s been completely brainwashed by her family, and all that`s left is that creepy, empty smile. People like her should be ignored and just left to sit and live out their pointless lives and die alone and ignored... If there is a God, the only one in this clip that he`d spit on is her.
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Male 59
This woman and her friends need bullets in their heads. I am all for sending them to their god.
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Male 1,407
The whole Phelps family is crazy, look them up.
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Male 102
man wow this was the craziest thing ive seen all day... jeez theres always that one group of ppl that make the religion they "fervently" worship look bad. it happens with judaism, christinaity, islam, and every single other religion. people like her should not be listened to, and the worst part is the children for god`s sake. children are the purest form of life and they have already been tainted... man what a world we live in
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Male 206
and teeny, i absolutely agree with you. I, myself, am a Christian. But I try to be "Christ-like", not some nut saying everyone is going to hell. God did not make those tragic events happen. But he is there in the aftermath, ready to comfort the afflicted.
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Female 1
I would absolutely love to see a great regiment of soldiers on duty at these funerals to keep these f**king phychos away. Maybe they`ll respect an M16 in the face? Then they`ll be able to know for sure if God is really as hateful as they preach. )-|
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Male 206
dang it, you beat me to it. I suggested this link also. That woman is nuts
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Female 192
I can`t believe some people would do something like that. They obviously don`t understand the Bible at all. I am a Christian, and go to a Baptist (tho Baptist itself isn`t a religion, only a denomination) and I would definitely never do that! I promise we all aren`t like that. For anyone who cares, the Bible says to hate the sin, but love the sinner...You can disagree with something other people are doing, and voice your opinion, but don`t show disrespect, or hatred toward them because of it. She is giving all Christians a bad name, but she isn`t even a Christian. The meaning of Christian is "follower of Christ" or "Christ-like" so even if she claims to be a Christian, and claims to believe in God, it doesn`t MAKE her a Christian. HTH

WOW she made me angry!

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Male 1,550
So many things i feel like saying about this c*nt, but im not in the mood
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Female 447
Ok, so I`m with all y`all...this is ireprehensibly immoral and hurtful. However:

1) when you say things like "I hate her" or "I want to kill this woman", do you really think you`re putting yourself on a higher level?

2) This was my first time watching Hannity and Colmes. Do they always interrupt and use such basic, ridiculous rhetoric, or were they just fired up in this particular episode?

I think the vast majority of the world understands that people like this are not representative of Christians as a whole. I mean, really...how can you get so offended by what a clearly demented woman is saying? I just laughed.

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Male 4,431
I love the comments from mtrkar and several other similar ones that say stuff like, "This woman is insane, and if I ever met her, I would punch her in the face with my Bible."

Yep, that makes as much sense coming from a "Christian" as the woman in the video. A day never goes by where I wonder why I`m agnostic...

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Male 315
The Westboro baptist church is despicable. Free speach at its worst (still good, though)

People here have said that religion teaches us about love and not hate, but somehow there is a lot of genocide in the bible. That`s not love, at least not true love.

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Male 1,526
hahaha, amusing to se how badly fox handled it
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Female 718
has anyone seen silent hill yet??? this woman reminds me of the evil woman!! talk about bible crazy i would smack that cow up she loves pain and misery i could go on a while rant about religion and crazy people like this one because i would be here forever!!
i wish i was in america so i could fek her up endlessly and URRRGG this has pissed me off no end im off!
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Male 194
drat U BITCH god im so pissed off after that drating woman i jst want to find her and shout at her and kick her and beat her and SHOUT AT HER goddamn bitch. drat. yeh i agree with NyQ and demonstrate at one of her familys funeral. or all of them
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Male 579
A group from that church tried to protest a soldier`s funeral here in Evansville, IN. Some of the local biker shops got all their biker buddies together and when the started protesting they all reved their bikes up, you chouldnt hear poo come from them everyone at the funeral were clapping and going crazy, it was pretty cool. I left work to go check it out, it was a circus, the VFW and familes were out there as security it got pretty heated but no one went to jail. Although the cops thought about taking many people. These people are just brainwashed, they were taught this when they were young so its a bad cycle.
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Male 445
Overman: do more research on the Westboro Baptist church. You`ll see.
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Male 445
Ragin2340: Nope, I hate her, her religion, her family, her dad, and probably her dog.

If there were any way that I could make it out there, I would burn their church after I blockaded the doors just to hear them scream.

drat Fred Phelps.

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Male 20
i dont think this of many people but i think she deserves to die. she is sick and obviously not right in the head, and how could she smile all the way through that interview. it made me physically ill. and i hope her followers ae put in prison for life.
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Male 50
Maybe her sorry ass should be sent to iraq and then we can see how much she likes IEDs.
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Male 62
Why do people come along and act like this, making all Christians look like horrible people? Gays can be Christians. Sometimes they can`t control it and it`s not as if we all haven`t sinned. I loved how she changed the subject when he asked her what her sins were.

And on another note, this is why tests should exist to see if you`re intelligent enough to reproduce.

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Male 651
i love fundies, they fascinate me.
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Male 2,600
"when did the world become so fuc*ed up?"

At about the same time people stopped giving a sh*t towards each other, MrEman.

I can`t say I`m surprised Fox News aired this. They love showcasing religion to indulge their mostly far-right viewers into complacency.

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Male 207
This church seems like it`s been around forever...ugh...these are the same people that pretested at Matthew Sheppard`s (the gay kid who was beaten, tied to a fence and left to die) funeral.
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Male 578
Disturbing stuff. They shouldn`t of put her on the air. A person like that doesn`t deserve attention.
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Male 1,014
I hate people like this, and I know a few that aren`t so far off. Hate of any kind is the exact opposite of what religion teaches us, if there is a Hell with a capital H this woman and her whole cult (I refuse to call it a church) is definitely headed there. So self-righteous and bigoted, it makes me sad.
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Male 1,586
I`m at a loss for words. First time for everything, I suppose.
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Male 1,365
Wow, I feel sorry for the families who just lost their kid, propegating a Doomsday cult off the back of dead kids is abominable, they should be like the doomsday cult of Jehovahs witnesses and allow you to kick them of your property on a saturday morning amidst a hangover, it really is healing and cathartic, if you don`t have any around call them up and do it, a great stress reliever.
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Male 375
i say we wait until someone in her family dies and then demonstrate at their funeral...she said herself "no one is innocent"
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Male 329
oh and this woman... what can i say? `there are no innocent people` - so ppl in africa who have aids, i guess the deserve to die because `god` has obviously wished this upon them. this is just warped and makes me sick. when did the world become so fuc*ed up?
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Male 329
im glad i dont have to watch fox news over here, such professionalism... `you`re obviously a nut`, way to make her think mr newsman.
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Female 57
What a complete cow. At least it`s just her family doing it. Whats so wrong about being gay? I hate the wars in Iraq, they`re pointless, but to carry out acts that are obviously mean is not carrying out God`s wrath. It`s being mean for the sake of being mean. How could these people live with doing this? She can`t speak properly on TV either- she kept talking through the other people so I couldnt understand, her teeth were yellow and she was obviously a sadist or something. Ugh I`d liek to see her and her family die.
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Male 1,115
I hate her, NOT THE RELIGON, JUST HER. Where does she get off disrespecting the dead like that! And worse, start mismangeling EVERYTHING!
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Female 150
Shame on Fox for even putting her on the air. That kind of hate doesn`t deserve to get public forum.
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Female 125
do these people hear themselves? one of my mum`s friends (well friend of a friend) thinks my mum is going to hell because she doesn`t accept God into her life. she`s not nasty about it she just believes it. I think she also believes in the creation.
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Female 195
Oh my goodness...all I can say is oh my goodness.
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Male 75
And i agree to Windowmaker, they shouldn`t give them screentime at all (unless there were a lot more of them). But this is fox, and hen they can be patriotic... well...
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Male 75
Ugh fox... Oh well...

Now we all can see what small religious sects/cults/whatever together with some good inbreeding can do to you. How on EARTH does she manage to keep that huge false smile when she gets all that poo thrown back at her? I would not have been able to keep calm if i got interrupted that much - but then again, I`m not as crazy as that woman...

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Female 146
I hate this kind of stuff. It almost makes me wish I didn`t watch it.
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Male 40
I`ve known about the westbro church for a while now, im against putting them on any news station to defend themselves, they`re obviosily a delusional insane cult (the phelps family interbreed) and get unjust screen time.

> also don`t want to start anything political here but just not its strange they only got real recognition when protesting US servicemen funerals and not when it was AIDS victims funerals

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Male 211
anyone has an uzi or something... I am feeling trigger happy today. Let`s see how she feels when some bastard from her family gets shot dead and some looney start praising god for this "act of justice". I like the last question from the host - somehow she couldn`t answer.
I thing the CIA should organise some new secret flight over Europe to carry those assh#@#es in Iraq where they would be welcomed by some other fanatics blowing up some bombs.
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Female 1,972
My hope is that when a distressed relative of one of those soldiers snaps and starts shooting they don`t hurt the children- their minds may be salvagable.

That psycho made me physically ill listening to her Hitlerian bullsh*t. I hope she gets the beating she so richly deserves

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Male 3
Hahaha... this women is saying like the exact opposite of what the bible says. The bible says to love god, and fear his wrath, and she is saying to hate him, and love his wrath. im an atheist, and even i know better then that you psycho whore...
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Female 46
That woman`s gonna give me nightmares.

Worse than one of those creepy clown smiles.

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Male 34
How can she say that Sean is not a Christian? That`s between him and Christ and is none of her business. How dare she say that about people who die so we can be lazy asses with free time to rant about whatever the hell we want. She has a lot of nerve.
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Male 43
Yeah...don`t hit on religion for this. I know lots of lovely religous people.

I hate this woman...she is obviously mislead. How can a righteous approach to religion hurt so many people? Yeah..it can`t.
<- Not religious.

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Male 2,958
pfft. Send them to iraq to preach that sh*t. The iraqis will either take care em themselves, or they`ll annoy al queda into submission. It`s a win/win situation.
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Male 916
Frightening. Very frightening.
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Male 8
Please please please PLEASE don`t think that this is how all Christians think. This woman is insane, and if I ever met her, I would punch her in the face with my Bible. I hate people like this, they make it impossible for real Christians to talk to people about thier faith.
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Male 923
I am so glad that this was posted, I saw this when it was on tv and I was so angry. I understand that this one group does not represent ALL religion, but this is a good example of the hatred that religion CAN spawn.
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Female 50
I have a hard time with any religion that takes it upon themselves to bring "God`s" judgements onto other people. Isn`t that God`s job, and God`s alone? Doesn`t that woman realize that the Bible says "Judge not that ye be not judged"? (Matt 7:1)
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Male 101
I just can`t belive some people. My whole family is military and if someone did that to me i`d definately show them the wrath of a gun. "God is your enemy." "Wrath of God" I`m sure that sounds like a religion worth paying attention to........
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Female 3
Link: Crazy Baptist Protestors [Rate Link] - This woman is nuts. Disrespectful and crazy as heck.
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