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Date: 04/24/06 02:15 AM

103 Responses to Bush reported dead

  1. Profile photo of NIALL007
    NIALL007 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:09 am
    Link: Bush reported dead - Shocking news is still not confirmed.
  2. Profile photo of iamthekellie
    iamthekellie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 1:27 am
    bwahahahahaha!
    i was expecting some stupid political thing, but this was much better!
  3. Profile photo of saxman317
    saxman317 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 1:43 am
    this is the worst joke i`ve seen in a while.
  4. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 2:16 am
    lmao

    I should not think that`s that funny

  5. Profile photo of Kainonis
    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:16 am
    LMAO. XD That amused me way too much.
  6. Profile photo of MelG
    MelG Female 18-29
    106 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:23 am
    Oh man!! I was so dissapointed to find out it wasn`t the OTHER Bush.... Jk... I don`t want him dead, but the world will be a better place if he was..
  7. Profile photo of ozkr
    ozkr Male 18-29
    99 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:24 am
    Not what I was expecting,but I still hope...
  8. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:27 am
    Such a cruel joke. I was hoping it wasn`t a joke.
  9. Profile photo of stereotypic
    stereotypic Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Dang it.
  10. Profile photo of badguy458
    badguy458 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 2:57 am
    2 BAD BUSH ISNT RLY DED!1 LOL IM SUCH A REBEL DAT I WANT BUSH DED LOL GO ME11!!
  11. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:03 am
    how does that make you a rebel?
  12. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:13 am
    I kind of saw it coming.
  13. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:19 am
    Oh man, that is supprisingly ammusing i think that ammuses me way too much
  14. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:19 am
    Hah. Why didn`t I see THAT coming. I`m smiling, but it`s lame. Hmm.
  15. Profile photo of Agarina
    Agarina Female 18-29
    129 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:11 am
    I didn`t see that one coming either. :D amusing!
  16. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:23 am
    I Didn`t Even Crack A Smile. Or A Smirk.
  17. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 4:29 am
    That`s the kind of pun my dad would make. And I would groan. Like I just did.
  18. Profile photo of aliens_exist
    aliens_exist Female 13-17
    93 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 5:27 am
    Lol.
  19. Profile photo of AverageJoe
    AverageJoe Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 5:45 am
    AAAWWWW,crap, the world would be a better place if the other bush was dead, or at least not president....
  20. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 6:25 am
    I would have liked to have heard that W was really dead..
  21. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 6:47 am
    Evil!
  22. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 6:54 am
    That link got my hopes up. Damn the f*cker to hell.
  23. Profile photo of coldphoenix
    coldphoenix Male 18-29
    152 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 6:55 am
    Lol, that was unexpected...
  24. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 6:59 am
    You get my hopes up for nothing, thanks a lot!
  25. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:06 am
    *weeps*
  26. Profile photo of hatemelater
    hatemelater Male 13-17
    63 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:20 am
    Okay, people. The world would NOT be a better place if Bush died.

    Hear me out. I dislike Bush just as much as the next person. (Republicans, I don`t want to hear it. I`m voicing my opinion. I respect yours, you respect mine.)

    Think about it, though. If Bush was to die right now, who would take over? Does everyone forget about Ol` Dick Cheney? He would do a way worse job, and he would have a chance at being our president for 10 CONSECUTIVE YEARS.

    Think about what you say before you say it, bitte.

  27. Profile photo of Simen2k
    Simen2k Male 13-17
    7 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:26 am
    HAEHAEHEAHAEHAEHAHHAEHE !!! that was some funny poo!!:-)
  28. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    60 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:31 am
    some people have too much time on their hands......like me cos i found it funny
  29. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 9:48 am
    lol... Judging from the comments, I`d like to point this little bit out:

    "So, Mr. Liberal, why do you hate President Bush?"

    "Because thousands are dying in Iraq! It`s so horrible!"

    "So what do you think would solve the problem?"

    "What else? Kill Bush. Why not solve the problem of people dying by drooling at the mouth for more people to die?"

    Mmmm... the delicious irony of liberal hypocracy created by their own hatred of a political figure. You can hate Bush all you want, but maybe you need to step back and take a look at yourself if you really want him to die. Wanting someone dead is a step away from pulling the trigger.

    Then again, most liberals are blind to the fact that less than 3,000 troops have died in a *war* that has lasted 3+ years (a tragic loss still, but by no means as bad as most wars we fought), and that we saved MILLIONS of innocent people from dying at the hands of Sadaam Hussein.

    I love the gullability to the media

  30. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 9:51 am
    ...of the MTV generation. People won`t research and form opinions on their own, they`d rather let the media tell them what they should think. That works out real well when liberal news stations (CBS) get caught bullsh*tting.
  31. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 10:19 am
    Oh God, don`t scare me like that! If Bush were dead, nothing would stop Cheney from becoming CEO of America. Having a more dull and undesirable vice president is actually a great shield against presidential assassinations, come to think of it.
  32. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 10:29 am
    pretty funny, you got me.
    badguy458 = douchebag
    jamaljones = douchebag
  33. Profile photo of X6xKoRnx7X
    X6xKoRnx7X Female 18-29
    111 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 10:30 am
    lmao. im just sad it wasnt the real bush.:-(
  34. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 11:31 am
    ajr2006,

    Shut your pie hole, son. No one is addressing you. Now, why don`t you go update your MySpace blog and tell everybody how you downloaded the latest garbage from MTV.com for free?

    You ignorant simp.

  35. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
    451 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 11:34 am
    It obviously wasn`t true coz it was under `funny`
  36. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 11:44 am
    Rest in peace bush, may your nutrients help the others survive and grow prosperously :P
  37. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:02 pm
    u got me there guys
  38. Profile photo of loserbaby
    loserbaby Female 13-17
    64 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:08 pm
    omg!
    so funny!
  39. Profile photo of VolcomStoner
    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
    174 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    Oh, Maelstrom_x, get over yourself. Stop acting like you`re making a point by pigeion-holing "liberal" beliefs with some fallicious stereotypical crap. The same stuff could be said about "conservatives", but the reality is not that simple. Many people are gullable, brainwashed, and believe everything the media and government tells them, regardless of political ideology.

    For the most part it wouldn`t really matter if Bush died. There are so many people involved in the web of deception, we can`t begin to imagine. There would be someone in line to replace him, and we would still be screwed. And the whole deal with pitting the "conservatives" against the "liberals" every chance we get is just another tactic to distract us. We are all equally doomed unless we wake up and demand the truth.

  40. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:53 pm
    What`s orange and sounds like a parrot?


    A carrot.
    It sucks.

  41. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    lol
  42. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 12:56 pm
    it didnt humor me in the least bit
  43. Profile photo of Deman
    Deman Male 18-29
    70 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    Maelstrom, what a retarded post. You can`t make a mock arguement then pretend you win. It can easily be reversed though I won`t stoop to your level.
  44. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 1:49 pm
    I agree with many of the others! This world would be a better place if Bush wasn`t president... I think that dead bush would be a better president!
  45. Profile photo of HeyLookAtHer
    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 1:51 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH

    sry. but that made me laugh jsut a tid bit

  46. Profile photo of Fire_pheonix
    Fire_pheonix Male 13-17
    27 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    LMAO. i never saw that coming
  47. Profile photo of Enohead
    Enohead Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2006 at 2:20 pm
    Oh, I wish that were really true because then everything would be magically wonderful and everyone would have flowers growing out of their asses and all the people of the world would live in peace and harmony - just like they did before he got "elected".
    That son of a bitch.
  48. Profile photo of AaronE
    AaronE Male 18-29
    54 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    almost as good as "water on mars" :-P with a glass of water on a Mars candy bar.
  49. Profile photo of net_surfer
    net_surfer Female 18-29
    75 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    You got all my hopes up.. DAMN YOU!
    Funny cuz its unexpected
  50. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    i wouldnt want bush to die- he`s quite endearing when he`s not an non-nice individual.
  51. Profile photo of mikeekim
    mikeekim Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:50 pm
    drating bushbashing liberals
  52. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    they dont let you say a**hole? what if i write ass and hole is that okay?
  53. Profile photo of vampiress666
    vampiress666 Female 13-17
    84 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    lmfao.
    I find shrubbery and bushes extremely funny
    *giggles to herself for a while*
  54. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:37 pm
    the thing that outraged me about the war in iraq isn`t the fact that lots of people died, because I do believe that in the long term more people will be saved.

    The thing is, and lots of people seem to have forgotten, the REASON the US invaded Iraq, which was that they had weapons of mass destruction.

    All reports from iraq was that there was no sign of any WoMD at all, and yet they attacked. And yes, I do partly blame Bush for this, which is natural since he IS the president. I want to point out that during the invasion everyone seemed to forget aboout the WoMD, and the ends do not justify the means.

    And btw, doesn`t USA have weapons of mass destruction too? I`m actually more afraid of them than I ever was of Iraq.

  55. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    I thought it was funny only cause i was expecting something about george bush not a dead bush
  56. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    Cute....and horribly disapointing
  57. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    DAMNIT YOU SUCK!!! I really thought Mr.Bush was dead?
  58. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 4:42 pm
    at last they got rid of that bloody president. All this time he`s been leafing around acting like a tree trunk.
  59. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    damn i thought they were for real
  60. Profile photo of robkid
    robkid Male 30-39
    103 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 4:53 pm
    i am bored is really running out of content lol
  61. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 4:53 pm
    SUCKAS!!!
  62. Profile photo of samenamegame
    samenamegame Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 5:19 pm
    haha.
    way to dash my hopes and dreams.
  63. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    That sucks balls!!

    DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!

  64. Profile photo of duffbeer4moe
    duffbeer4moe Female 13-17
    677 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 5:59 pm
    On 4/24/2006 5:52:48 PM BleednBeauty wrote: That sucks balls!! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!

    ditto, DAMN!
    though that was funny, I didn`t expect it to be a real *bush* ....DAMN!

    On 4/24/2006 5:19:01 PM samenamegame wrote: haha. way to dash my hopes and dreams.
    you stole my words...

  65. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    This made me want to cry, it really did.
  66. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
    230 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 6:07 pm
    "2 BAD BUSH ISNT RLY DED!1 LOL IM SUCH A REBEL DAT I WANT BUSH DED LOL GO ME11!!"

    That doesn`t make you a rebel... I have a secret for you EVERYBODY WANTS BUSH DEAD MORON!!

  67. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
    230 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    I am sorry republicans but alot of people want bush dead...
  68. Profile photo of zaman
    zaman Male 13-17
    146 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    On 4/24/2006 2:27:20 AM Eddy23 wrote: Such a cruel joke. I was hoping it wasn`t a joke.

    Are you even aware of whats going with Bush today. It turns he has been lying about a ton of things.

  69. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    The real evil is Iran.
  70. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
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    April 24, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    lol, 2 bad it wasnt dubya
  71. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:40 pm
    bush sux, over %50 of americans don`t want to be in war, and over %80 of people who live in iraq want us out,or at least that is what i heard last in some poll, i don`t care if he dies, just as long as he isn`t the president,
  72. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:42 pm
    i agree with hansbo, accept that i`m not afriad of the us, but thats just because i live there, but i agree about the weapons of mass destructions and how its stupid that were invading iraq when we have some many, probably alot more too
  73. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    oh, and now that it isn`t confirmed that bush is dead they should take a weed wacker or lawn mower or something to make sure, only not the bush in the picture, the actual president...and his face...especially his face
  74. Profile photo of fire_frog
    fire_frog Male 18-29
    228 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 8:06 pm
    Must be the work of Al Quida...
  75. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    Damnit man...
  76. Profile photo of PrKitty
    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    I was disapointed.
  77. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    poor soul may his soul RIP! *crys then gose to a nightclub and laughs it off!!* LOL GOD THATS FUNNY!!
  78. Profile photo of jenice
    jenice Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 8:46 pm
    ha. ha. haha. giggle. rather amusing...i was disappointed for a millisecond. made my day a bit brighter! :-)
  79. Profile photo of p_DUB
    p_DUB Female 13-17
    8 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 8:56 pm
    AAAAAAAAAH! that got my hopes up...damn you ..whoever....
  80. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 9:02 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHA, y do I find this so amusing?
  81. Profile photo of 3clawedsloth
    3clawedsloth Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2006 at 10:03 pm
    PUN`D!!!!
  82. Profile photo of Banshee88
    Banshee88 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    Maelstrom_x, You are so smart... Only 3000 died in war is correct. The thousands, if not tens of thousands critically injured and then airlifted/ driven somewhere to die a day later are not counted in those numbers in order to keep the numbers looking reasonable. The 3rd leading injury in this war (1000`s of cases) is Psychosomatic blindness from seeing things so beyond belief that your body willingly cuts off vision and our soldiers are going blind. This is higher than any war. No one knows how many are dead until this war ends and people can make sense of it all, but I can tell you it will be closer to 20,000 than 3,000 when it is all said and done. There is the "MTV" generation that you speak of and the people like you who believe the mainstream discourse and dont look at the parellel truths. I am not attacking you but I hate when people think they know what is going on over there when we have no clue of the severity... And yes Dick would be worse! Oh the horror...
  83. Profile photo of BevinJ
    BevinJ Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 10:15 pm
    disappointing. . . would have been better if it was what i thought it was!
  84. Profile photo of alime
    alime Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    DEATH TO BUSH!!!! i`m talking about the plant. lol. this was funny. and if you think this wasn`t funny well than u can just suck my balls!
  85. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 11:24 pm
    lmao
  86. Profile photo of Indigo_M
    Indigo_M Male 18-29
    354 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 11:51 pm
    You people are sick.
  87. Profile photo of atheist577
    atheist577 Male 13-17
    26 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 11:53 pm
    Heh, The president bush is in my town today, Palm Desert-Palm Springs, airforce 1 is huge! it made our house shake when it flew over.
  88. Profile photo of mashimaro_1
    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
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    April 25, 2006 at 12:48 am
    lol it took me a while to figure outwhat was going on. Then I realised *Blushes*
  89. Profile photo of seaweed
    seaweed Female 13-17
    205 posts
    April 25, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    poor bush!
  90. Profile photo of theshark350
    theshark350 Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    k
  91. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    ha...lol...nice
  92. Profile photo of 1234567gh
    1234567gh Male 13-17
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    April 25, 2006 at 9:59 pm
    that was silly dude B-|
  93. Profile photo of bertmag
    bertmag Male 13-17
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    April 26, 2006 at 10:57 am
    not funny. Totally stupid
  94. Profile photo of retardhair
    retardhair Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    -__-. funny, but you got my hopes up. damn.
  95. Profile photo of vampireshrew
    vampireshrew Female 13-17
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    May 10, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    Don`t ever joke about something like that...you got my hopes up!!!
  96. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
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    June 2, 2006 at 6:12 pm
    lol it got my hopes up 2 LOL its so funny!
  97. Profile photo of Lord-Help-me
    Lord-Help-me Female 13-17
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    June 21, 2006 at 6:08 pm
    Yumiii
    Hah. Why didn`t I see THAT coming. I`m smiling, but it`s lame. Hmm.
    ------------------------------------------------
    Exactly the same here.
  98. Profile photo of julieee
    julieee Female 13-17
    98 posts
    June 30, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    I would be so happy if that were true.
  99. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    July 14, 2006 at 12:11 am
    I know, I know, its stupid, its juvenile, but i still pissed myself laughing!!I was expecting something complicated and fake but that was just so simple that its one of the cleverest things ive seen here today!
  100. Profile photo of AnitBoredNow
    AnitBoredNow Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 18, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    Dang!!! Thats the wrong bush......
  101. Profile photo of socalsk8er
    socalsk8er Male 13-17
    115 posts
    March 27, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    oh no what happend to the bush, NOOOOOOOOO
  102. Profile photo of SnaveNareik
    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
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    November 16, 2008 at 10:49 am
    that made me lol
  103. Profile photo of Haruhi
    Haruhi Female 13-17
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    November 30, 2008 at 12:39 am
    Very clever...lol

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