Bush reported dead

Submitted by: NIALL007 11 years ago in Funny

Shocking news is still not confirmed.
There are 103 comments:
Female 85
Very clever...lol
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Male 244
that made me lol
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Male 115
oh no what happend to the bush, NOOOOOOOOO
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Male 39
Dang!!! Thats the wrong bush......
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Female 297
I know, I know, its stupid, its juvenile, but i still pissed myself laughing!!I was expecting something complicated and fake but that was just so simple that its one of the cleverest things ive seen here today!
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Female 98
I would be so happy if that were true.
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Female 70
Yumiii
Hah. Why didn`t I see THAT coming. I`m smiling, but it`s lame. Hmm.
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Exactly the same here.
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Female 675
lol it got my hopes up 2 LOL its so funny!
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Female 1
Don`t ever joke about something like that...you got my hopes up!!!
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Female 108
-__-. funny, but you got my hopes up. damn.
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Male 22
not funny. Totally stupid
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Male 66
that was silly dude B-|
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Male 1,289
ha...lol...nice
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Male 429
k
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Female 205
poor bush!
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Male 207
lol it took me a while to figure outwhat was going on. Then I realised *Blushes*
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Male 26
Heh, The president bush is in my town today, Palm Desert-Palm Springs, airforce 1 is huge! it made our house shake when it flew over.
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Male 354
You people are sick.
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Male 1,550
lmao
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Male 173
DEATH TO BUSH!!!! i`m talking about the plant. lol. this was funny. and if you think this wasn`t funny well than u can just suck my balls!
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Female 43
disappointing. . . would have been better if it was what i thought it was!
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Male 14
Maelstrom_x, You are so smart... Only 3000 died in war is correct. The thousands, if not tens of thousands critically injured and then airlifted/ driven somewhere to die a day later are not counted in those numbers in order to keep the numbers looking reasonable. The 3rd leading injury in this war (1000`s of cases) is Psychosomatic blindness from seeing things so beyond belief that your body willingly cuts off vision and our soldiers are going blind. This is higher than any war. No one knows how many are dead until this war ends and people can make sense of it all, but I can tell you it will be closer to 20,000 than 3,000 when it is all said and done. There is the "MTV" generation that you speak of and the people like you who believe the mainstream discourse and dont look at the parellel truths. I am not attacking you but I hate when people think they know what is going on over there when we have no clue of the severity... And yes Dick would be worse! Oh the horror...
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Male 211
PUN`D!!!!
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Male 1,115
HAHAHAHAHAHA, y do I find this so amusing?
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Female 8
AAAAAAAAAH! that got my hopes up...damn you ..whoever....
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Female 98
ha. ha. haha. giggle. rather amusing...i was disappointed for a millisecond. made my day a bit brighter! :-)
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Female 1,134
poor soul may his soul RIP! *crys then gose to a nightclub and laughs it off!!* LOL GOD THATS FUNNY!!
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Female 370
I was disapointed.
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Female 1,262
Damnit man...
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Male 227
Must be the work of Al Quida...
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Female 352
oh, and now that it isn`t confirmed that bush is dead they should take a weed wacker or lawn mower or something to make sure, only not the bush in the picture, the actual president...and his face...especially his face
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Female 352
i agree with hansbo, accept that i`m not afriad of the us, but thats just because i live there, but i agree about the weapons of mass destructions and how its stupid that were invading iraq when we have some many, probably alot more too
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Female 352
bush sux, over %50 of americans don`t want to be in war, and over %80 of people who live in iraq want us out,or at least that is what i heard last in some poll, i don`t care if he dies, just as long as he isn`t the president,
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Female 1,426
lol, 2 bad it wasnt dubya
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Male 594
The real evil is Iran.
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Male 146
[quote]On 4/24/2006 2:27:20 AM Eddy23 wrote: Such a cruel joke. I was hoping it wasn`t a joke.[/quote]

Are you even aware of whats going with Bush today. It turns he has been lying about a ton of things.

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Male 230
I am sorry republicans but alot of people want bush dead...
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Male 230
"2 BAD BUSH ISNT RLY DED!1 LOL IM SUCH A REBEL DAT I WANT BUSH DED LOL GO ME11!!"

That doesn`t make you a rebel... I have a secret for you EVERYBODY WANTS BUSH DEAD MORON!!

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Female 333
This made me want to cry, it really did.
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Female 674
[quote]On 4/24/2006 5:52:48 PM BleednBeauty wrote: That sucks balls!! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!![/quote]

ditto, DAMN!
though that was funny, I didn`t expect it to be a real *bush* ....DAMN!

[quote]On 4/24/2006 5:19:01 PM samenamegame wrote: haha. way to dash my hopes and dreams.[/quote]
you stole my words...

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Female 573
That sucks balls!!

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!

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Female 131
haha.
way to dash my hopes and dreams.
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Male 2,781
SUCKAS!!!
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Male 103
i am bored is really running out of content lol
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Female 552
damn i thought they were for real
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Male 1,383
at last they got rid of that bloody president. All this time he`s been leafing around acting like a tree trunk.
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Male 632
DAMNIT YOU SUCK!!! I really thought Mr.Bush was dead?
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Female 879
Cute....and horribly disapointing
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Male 561
I thought it was funny only cause i was expecting something about george bush not a dead bush
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Male 901
the thing that outraged me about the war in iraq isn`t the fact that lots of people died, because I do believe that in the long term more people will be saved.

The thing is, and lots of people seem to have forgotten, the REASON the US invaded Iraq, which was that they had weapons of mass destruction.

All reports from iraq was that there was no sign of any WoMD at all, and yet they attacked. And yes, I do partly blame Bush for this, which is natural since he IS the president. I want to point out that during the invasion everyone seemed to forget aboout the WoMD, and the ends do not justify the means.

And btw, doesn`t USA have weapons of mass destruction too? I`m actually more afraid of them than I ever was of Iraq.

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Female 84
lmfao.
I find shrubbery and bushes extremely funny
*giggles to herself for a while*
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Female 882
they dont let you say a**hole? what if i write ass and hole is that okay?
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Male 43
drating bushbashing liberals
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Female 882
i wouldnt want bush to die- he`s quite endearing when he`s not an non-nice individual.
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Female 75
You got all my hopes up.. DAMN YOU!
Funny cuz its unexpected
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Male 54
almost as good as "water on mars" :-P with a glass of water on a Mars candy bar.
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Male 1,586
Oh, I wish that were really true because then everything would be magically wonderful and everyone would have flowers growing out of their asses and all the people of the world would live in peace and harmony - just like they did before he got "elected".
That son of a bitch.
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Male 27
LMAO. i never saw that coming
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Female 782
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH

sry. but that made me laugh jsut a tid bit

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Female 550
I agree with many of the others! This world would be a better place if Bush wasn`t president... I think that dead bush would be a better president!
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Male 70
Maelstrom, what a retarded post. You can`t make a mock arguement then pretend you win. It can easily be reversed though I won`t stoop to your level.
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Male 468
it didnt humor me in the least bit
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Female 449
lol
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Male 1,478
What`s orange and sounds like a parrot?


A carrot.
It sucks.

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Female 174
Oh, Maelstrom_x, get over yourself. Stop acting like you`re making a point by pigeion-holing "liberal" beliefs with some fallicious stereotypical crap. The same stuff could be said about "conservatives", but the reality is not that simple. Many people are gullable, brainwashed, and believe everything the media and government tells them, regardless of political ideology.

For the most part it wouldn`t really matter if Bush died. There are so many people involved in the web of deception, we can`t begin to imagine. There would be someone in line to replace him, and we would still be screwed. And the whole deal with pitting the "conservatives" against the "liberals" every chance we get is just another tactic to distract us. We are all equally doomed unless we wake up and demand the truth.

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Female 64
omg!
so funny!
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Female 1,463
u got me there guys
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Male 1,083
Rest in peace bush, may your nutrients help the others survive and grow prosperously :P
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Male 451
It obviously wasn`t true coz it was under `funny`
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Male 594
ajr2006,

Shut your pie hole, son. No one is addressing you. Now, why don`t you go update your MySpace blog and tell everybody how you downloaded the latest garbage from MTV.com for free?

You ignorant simp.

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Female 111
lmao. im just sad it wasnt the real bush.:-(
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Male 943
pretty funny, you got me.
badguy458 = douchebag
jamaljones = douchebag
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Male 2,605
Oh God, don`t scare me like that! If Bush were dead, nothing would stop Cheney from becoming CEO of America. Having a more dull and undesirable vice president is actually a great shield against presidential assassinations, come to think of it.
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Male 1,882
...of the MTV generation. People won`t research and form opinions on their own, they`d rather let the media tell them what they should think. That works out real well when liberal news stations (CBS) get caught bullsh*tting.
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Male 1,882
lol... Judging from the comments, I`d like to point this little bit out:

"So, Mr. Liberal, why do you hate President Bush?"

"Because thousands are dying in Iraq! It`s so horrible!"

"So what do you think would solve the problem?"

"What else? Kill Bush. Why not solve the problem of people dying by drooling at the mouth for more people to die?"

Mmmm... the delicious irony of liberal hypocracy created by their own hatred of a political figure. You can hate Bush all you want, but maybe you need to step back and take a look at yourself if you really want him to die. Wanting someone dead is a step away from pulling the trigger.

Then again, most liberals are blind to the fact that less than 3,000 troops have died in a *war* that has lasted 3+ years (a tragic loss still, but by no means as bad as most wars we fought), and that we saved MILLIONS of innocent people from dying at the hands of Sadaam Hussein.

I love the gullability to the media

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Female 60
some people have too much time on their hands......like me cos i found it funny
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Male 7
HAEHAEHEAHAEHAEHAHHAEHE !!! that was some funny poo!!:-)
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Male 63
Okay, people. The world would NOT be a better place if Bush died.

Hear me out. I dislike Bush just as much as the next person. (Republicans, I don`t want to hear it. I`m voicing my opinion. I respect yours, you respect mine.)

Think about it, though. If Bush was to die right now, who would take over? Does everyone forget about Ol` Dick Cheney? He would do a way worse job, and he would have a chance at being our president for 10 CONSECUTIVE YEARS.

Think about what you say before you say it, bitte.

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Male 2,519
*weeps*
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Male 1,225
You get my hopes up for nothing, thanks a lot!
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Male 152
Lol, that was unexpected...
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Male 737
That link got my hopes up. Damn the f*cker to hell.
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Male 1,521
Evil!
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Male 1,030
I would have liked to have heard that W was really dead..
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Male 21
AAAWWWW,crap, the world would be a better place if the other bush was dead, or at least not president....
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Female 93
Lol.
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Male 1,407
That`s the kind of pun my dad would make. And I would groan. Like I just did.
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Female 2,144
I Didn`t Even Crack A Smile. Or A Smirk.
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Female 129
I didn`t see that one coming either. :D amusing!
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Female 1,382
Hah. Why didn`t I see THAT coming. I`m smiling, but it`s lame. Hmm.
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Male 567
Oh man, that is supprisingly ammusing i think that ammuses me way too much
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Female 673
I kind of saw it coming.
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Male 2,958
how does that make you a rebel?
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Male 361
2 BAD BUSH ISNT RLY DED!1 LOL IM SUCH A REBEL DAT I WANT BUSH DED LOL GO ME11!!
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Male 356
Dang it.
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Male 458
Such a cruel joke. I was hoping it wasn`t a joke.
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Male 99
Not what I was expecting,but I still hope...
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Female 106
Oh man!! I was so dissapointed to find out it wasn`t the OTHER Bush.... Jk... I don`t want him dead, but the world will be a better place if he was..
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Male 243
LMAO. XD That amused me way too much.
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Male 2,958
lmao

I should not think that`s that funny

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Male 3
this is the worst joke i`ve seen in a while.
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Female 106
bwahahahahaha!
i was expecting some stupid political thing, but this was much better!
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Male 148
Link: Bush reported dead [Rate Link] - Shocking news is still not confirmed.
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