Are you the average American?

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Quizzes
http://www.perseusbookspromos.com/averageamerican/quiz.php

Short quiz to determine your average-ness.
There are 73 comments:
Male 22
damn i got a 100 - 96
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Female 80
4....
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Female 462
4, but I`m not American anyways so who cares?
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Male 3,842
Do British people really not know who the Three Stooges were?

I`m from the United States but I can name all six members of Monty Python, so if I can do that, British people should know all FIVE of the Three Stooges (one died and was replaced)

John Cleese, Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones.

Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Shemp Howard, Curly Joe Derita. Bonus points for anyone who remembers Joe Besser.

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Female 1
Dude I scored a 4, like you care but yeah...anyways you should have a myspace code for this on...now that would be some funny poo to see! lol kk peace out
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Female 5
I DONT GET IT ?????
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Female 552
hmm i dont understand it.........
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Female 10
I scored 1!
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Female 168
i got a 2. good for me.
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Female 5
nambratha: I didnt get a score....so what am I?
realblender: you don`t exist, sorry

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this is like watching some chatroom.

you`ll find stuff that only people on the internet will say.

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btw. i got a 2, and im a full-fledged, native-born, flag-wavin` (and very bored) texan.

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Female 352
we go over the 3 branches of goverment every single year for like...a long time, so they sort of brainwash us into remembering that
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Female 35
Seeing as im not american i highly doubt it...
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Female 380
I got a 2.
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Female 439
I got a 2.
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Female 727
it didn`t show my score
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Female 294
2 chunky rocks =D
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Male 41
HUZAAH im not an average american at all (good thing im born and bred norfolk)(thats in england for those of you who are american)
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Female 329
All I can see is "Your score:" and then blank...
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Female 107
...yeah i got your score is, then a diagram to explain the non-existant score. So either i`m so average it`s scary or i`m nothin like the average american...being scottish i`ll go for the latter :-)
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Female 133
Wow, I was shocked that I got a 3. I don`t see myself as average.
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Female 429
muahahahaha, `Average, you? couldnt be!`
but im english so....
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Female 501
being an australian, i am more than 20mins from the nearest WAL-MART.. that being in america. i scored 1 yay!! thank god
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Female 531
I scored 4. Average-average. Damn, I`m so average.
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Female 77
it didn`t give me a score but i am guessing i am not very American besides the fact i live in Scotland, UK. i dont know who/what the three stooges even are/were i don`t like peanut butter and i don`t know the three stage of goverment or whatever the question was there is no Wal-Mart here just ASDA and that is about a half hour drive from me. i am tolerent of all people no matter what race they are.
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Male 166
that was dumb
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Male 957
I got a 2. Me? Average? nope. at least, not to this quiz.
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Male 10
3
lame quiz
it`s not racism unless you consider the millions of people in america to be from the same genetic stock.
there for you made a generalization and generalizations are wrong.

so inconclusion

canadian are homosexuals
american are fat lazy and rude
mexican are hardworking and stupid
europeans smell bad and have bad teeth ... and make intolerably ingnorat comments on message bored.

btw the above is suppose to be ironic and those of you that can`t tell that should be banished from THE WORLD......i`m the devil i can do that

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Female 127
unintrasting
way to support your country? You don`t like it? When you turn 18.. MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY!!
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Female 127
I got a 5, pretty good! We JUST studied the 3 branches of fed gov in my government class, so I knew them!
Legislative- Congress
Judicial- Supreme Court
Executive- President

And I am not racist whatsoever!

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Female 242
i got a 1
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Female 106
I also got a 3.
CHUNKY WOOOO YEEEAAAAAAH!
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Male 10,115
I`m 2, but I knew I wasn`t average.
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Female 90
got a 3

I think it was the peanut butter question that did it.

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Female 39
As for myself, no score... but I will say this:
Legislative, Executive and Judicial Branches...

Why, I was going to name them, but you HAD to do so first! :-P

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Female 94
i didn`t get a score. how queer. and i don`t mean gay. i mean wierd. thats what queer really means. thickheads.
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Male 3,631
RickyNingompoop: "Well you certainly are the average American; having no idea that other races exist." America is no longer homogeneous enough to represent a particular race; it`s now the country of the world! So you can`t treat it as a purely racial alternative to the type of statement you THOUGHT I was making. And based on your comment, it appears you believe in Racial differences. So let`s break them down!! Because being from Europe, I`m surprised you haven`t been indoctrinated with the egalitarian propaganda of the American academic establishment, where we are programmed from an early age to believe that race doesn`t exist, and that all people are equal. So, First of all, was this gentlemen talking about tolerance for other races based on their biological delineations, or their behavior, in his survey? What factors should we look at in classifying groups of people into these different categories of race that you claim we ignore?
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Male 268
i said yes to everything got a four
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Male 1,420
well an american made the test, so it would generally be american. if youwere to make one about your own country, we wouldnt complain.
anyway, this isnt the average american its the steriotypical one. technically, since the most people score 3 or 4, the average should be 3 or 4 not 6.
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Male 297
should include more questions.
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Male 577
I got a 4. I am between average and not so average.
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Male 75
5
I rule.
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Male 29
Stupid.
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Male 1,406
I don`t know what my score was :S wow... how stupid.
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Male 1,586
It`s nice to see more than a few folks outside of American taking the quiz for fun, rather than yelling, "BOO-HOO! HOW DARE YOU PUT SOMETHING ONLY AMERICAN ON HERE! THERE ARE OTHER PLACES OTHER THAN AMERICA, YOU KNOW! BOO-HOO-HOO!"
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Female 666
3 average average
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Female 1,181
Scored a 1 - thank whatever.
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Female 1,120
I don`t understand the scoring thing on here.
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Female 1,120
Scores for All Respondents
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3%
2
17%
3
27%
4
31%
5
17%
6
4%

America bites and I don`t care at all about my stupid government anyway.
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Male 1,225
I find it amusing that more non-Americans got higher scores than Americans.

As for myself, no score... but I will say this:
Legislative, Executive and Judicial Branches...
Larry, Moe and Curly... and I`m only tolerent of other people if they are tolerent of me, regardless of race...

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Male 341
I got a 5 & thats sad!
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Male 536
you don`t exist, sorry
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Female 101
I didnt get a score....so what am I?
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Male 60
"Tolerant of other races? I thought race didn`t exist! Well, guess you`re racist whether you answer Yes or No, now AREN`T YOU?" Well, you certainly the average American; having no idea that other races exist. :-D
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Female 41
it didn`t give me a score...maybe it knew i wasn`t american...spooky
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Male 3,631
Tolerant of other races? I thought race didn`t exist! Well, guess you`re racist whether you answer Yes or No, now AREN`T YOU?
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Male 30
What do you know. I`m part of the big 0% of people who got 0... That`s wierd
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Female 121
2, Not an average american, didn`t think so, wot with being english and all
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Female 132
My score didn`t show, it said "Your Score:" and how the graph thing works. But I`m guessing I`m not very American. I don`t think Wal Mart exists in Australia, I don`t know what the American Dream is, I hate peanut butter, I don`t know the names of the Three Stooges or the Fed government.
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Male 2,216
I tried doing it as an Englishman, and the WalMart thing is easy (WalMart is called ASDA over here) as well as the tolerance thing, but I dont like peanut butter so I cant choose there, I know all three stooges, dont know the fed government and dont exactly know what The American Dream is apart from a song in Miss Saigon.
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Male 1,383
I scored 3, so i am not so american.
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Male 34
Suicism, just because the website is American, doesn`t mean it only has American visitors. It`s little trouble to word things a little less Americentric.
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Female 1,972
1...wow, I am practically unamerican.

gotta love the chunky, man

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Female 224
I got a 5 and I live in England. I`m thoroughly American...
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Female 134
Hehe, a good ol` Aussie 3.
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Male 1,521
of course we`ll not spend time on this one! Good!
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Male 579
U R racist.
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Male 3,631
This is an American website by the way, MacGyverNL; you know, the place where all that "Silicon Valley" and Windows Operating stuff enabled and etched itself into internet proliferation for all the world to enjoy? Why don`t YOU write the book, start a website and find an internet book retailer based outside America to market your book through. Stop whining `cause you`re not on a European website, perusing the European subject matter which must have bored you to such a degree as to warrant your ultimate arrival here!! By the way, No no no, Yes Yes and oh so Smooth!
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Male 34
Score won`t even show when I do the test, no matter what I enter. All I get is "Your score is:" and the explanation of how to interpret it...
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Male 34
"Are you the average American? Short quiz to determine your average-ness." When are the average Dutchman, Canadian, Frenchman and other tests coming out? There`s more people than just Americans in the world...
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Female 3,696
I got a 3...I bet it was that peanut butter question...but I live in Canada?
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Male 49
Scored a 2. Apparently I am not the average American.
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Male 579
I thought this was gonna be some sort of IQ test.
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Male 10,115
Link: Are you the average American? [Rate Link] - Short quiz to determine your average-ness.
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