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Date: 04/06/06 02:06 AM

73 Responses to Are you the average American?

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 2:38 am
    Link: Are you the average American? - Short quiz to determine your average-ness.
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    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 2:45 am
    I thought this was gonna be some sort of IQ test.
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    XenonXavior Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 2:50 am
    Scored a 2. Apparently I am not the average American.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 2:58 am
    I got a 3...I bet it was that peanut butter question...but I live in Canada?
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    MacGyverNL Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 3:19 am
    "Are you the average American? Short quiz to determine your average-ness." When are the average Dutchman, Canadian, Frenchman and other tests coming out? There`s more people than just Americans in the world...
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    MacGyverNL Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 3:22 am
    Score won`t even show when I do the test, no matter what I enter. All I get is "Your score is:" and the explanation of how to interpret it...
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 3:59 am
    This is an American website by the way, MacGyverNL; you know, the place where all that "Silicon Valley" and Windows Operating stuff enabled and etched itself into internet proliferation for all the world to enjoy? Why don`t YOU write the book, start a website and find an internet book retailer based outside America to market your book through. Stop whining `cause you`re not on a European website, perusing the European subject matter which must have bored you to such a degree as to warrant your ultimate arrival here!! By the way, No no no, Yes Yes and oh so Smooth!
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    gonadsonfire Male 13-17
    579 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 4:04 am
    U R racist.
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 4:15 am
    of course we`ll not spend time on this one! Good!
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    TeganRed Female 18-29
    134 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 4:26 am
    Hehe, a good ol` Aussie 3.
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    BadDay123 Female 18-29
    224 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 4:41 am
    I got a 5 and I live in England. I`m thoroughly American...
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 5:02 am
    1...wow, I am practically unamerican.

    gotta love the chunky, man

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    MacGyverNL Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 5:12 am
    Suicism, just because the website is American, doesn`t mean it only has American visitors. It`s little trouble to word things a little less Americentric.
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    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 6:17 am
    I scored 3, so i am not so american.
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 6:37 am
    I tried doing it as an Englishman, and the WalMart thing is easy (WalMart is called ASDA over here) as well as the tolerance thing, but I dont like peanut butter so I cant choose there, I know all three stooges, dont know the fed government and dont exactly know what The American Dream is apart from a song in Miss Saigon.
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    Mroofy_Llama Female 13-17
    132 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 6:48 am
    My score didn`t show, it said "Your Score:" and how the graph thing works. But I`m guessing I`m not very American. I don`t think Wal Mart exists in Australia, I don`t know what the American Dream is, I hate peanut butter, I don`t know the names of the Three Stooges or the Fed government.
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    melancholy87 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 6:55 am
    2, Not an average american, didn`t think so, wot with being english and all
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    chaoslegion Male 13-17
    30 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 7:27 am
    What do you know. I`m part of the big 0% of people who got 0... That`s wierd
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 7:29 am
    Tolerant of other races? I thought race didn`t exist! Well, guess you`re racist whether you answer Yes or No, now AREN`T YOU?
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    ralphthecat Female 30-39
    41 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 8:17 am
    it didn`t give me a score...maybe it knew i wasn`t american...spooky
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    Rickyningoo Male 13-17
    60 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 8:27 am
    "Tolerant of other races? I thought race didn`t exist! Well, guess you`re racist whether you answer Yes or No, now AREN`T YOU?" Well, you certainly the average American; having no idea that other races exist. :-D
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    nambratha Female 18-29
    101 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 8:31 am
    I didnt get a score....so what am I?
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    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 8:57 am
    you don`t exist, sorry
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    happydude64 Male 18-29
    341 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 9:35 am
    I got a 5 & thats sad!
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 10:27 am
    I find it amusing that more non-Americans got higher scores than Americans.

    As for myself, no score... but I will say this:
    Legislative, Executive and Judicial Branches...
    Larry, Moe and Curly... and I`m only tolerent of other people if they are tolerent of me, regardless of race...

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    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 10:37 am
    Scores for All Respondents
    0
    0%
    1
    3%
    2
    17%
    3
    27%
    4
    31%
    5
    17%
    6
    4%

    America bites and I don`t care at all about my stupid government anyway.
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    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 10:38 am
    I don`t understand the scoring thing on here.
  28. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 11:23 am
    Scored a 1 - thank whatever.
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    valgal Female 30-39
    666 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 11:48 am
    3 average average
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    Enohead Male 40-49
    1587 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 12:01 pm
    It`s nice to see more than a few folks outside of American taking the quiz for fun, rather than yelling, "BOO-HOO! HOW DARE YOU PUT SOMETHING ONLY AMERICAN ON HERE! THERE ARE OTHER PLACES OTHER THAN AMERICA, YOU KNOW! BOO-HOO-HOO!"
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    I don`t know what my score was :S wow... how stupid.
  32. Profile photo of LobsterMafia
    LobsterMafia Male 13-17
    29 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    Stupid.
  33. Profile photo of Doppel
    Doppel Male 18-29
    75 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    5
    I rule.
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    I got a 4. I am between average and not so average.
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    Jake-BackMT Male 18-29
    297 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    should include more questions.
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    well an american made the test, so it would generally be american. if youwere to make one about your own country, we wouldnt complain.
    anyway, this isnt the average american its the steriotypical one. technically, since the most people score 3 or 4, the average should be 3 or 4 not 6.
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    gibsonsga73 Male 13-17
    268 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    i said yes to everything got a four
  38. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    RickyNingompoop: "Well you certainly are the average American; having no idea that other races exist." America is no longer homogeneous enough to represent a particular race; it`s now the country of the world! So you can`t treat it as a purely racial alternative to the type of statement you THOUGHT I was making. And based on your comment, it appears you believe in Racial differences. So let`s break them down!! Because being from Europe, I`m surprised you haven`t been indoctrinated with the egalitarian propaganda of the American academic establishment, where we are programmed from an early age to believe that race doesn`t exist, and that all people are equal. So, First of all, was this gentlemen talking about tolerance for other races based on their biological delineations, or their behavior, in his survey? What factors should we look at in classifying groups of people into these different categories of race that you claim we ignore?
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    Sexyjuliet Female 13-17
    94 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 8:10 pm
    i didn`t get a score. how queer. and i don`t mean gay. i mean wierd. thats what queer really means. thickheads.
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    Necrophilius Female 18-29
    39 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 8:20 pm
    As for myself, no score... but I will say this:
    Legislative, Executive and Judicial Branches...

    Why, I was going to name them, but you HAD to do so first! :-P

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    contragirl Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 8:54 pm
    got a 3

    I think it was the peanut butter question that did it.

  42. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 9:17 pm
    I`m 2, but I knew I wasn`t average.
  43. Profile photo of NSFW
    NSFW Female 13-17
    106 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 9:18 pm
    I also got a 3.
    CHUNKY WOOOO YEEEAAAAAAH!
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    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    242 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 9:54 pm
    i got a 1
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    kims_iab Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 11:03 pm
    I got a 5, pretty good! We JUST studied the 3 branches of fed gov in my government class, so I knew them!
    Legislative- Congress
    Judicial- Supreme Court
    Executive- President

    And I am not racist whatsoever!

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    kims_iab Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 6, 2006 at 11:05 pm
    unintrasting
    way to support your country? You don`t like it? When you turn 18.. MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY!!
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    boredevil Male 13-17
    10 posts
    April 7, 2006 at 12:18 am
    3
    lame quiz
    it`s not racism unless you consider the millions of people in america to be from the same genetic stock.
    there for you made a generalization and generalizations are wrong.

    so inconclusion

    canadian are homosexuals
    american are fat lazy and rude
    mexican are hardworking and stupid
    europeans smell bad and have bad teeth ... and make intolerably ingnorat comments on message bored.

    btw the above is suppose to be ironic and those of you that can`t tell that should be banished from THE WORLD......i`m the devil i can do that

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    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    April 7, 2006 at 12:33 am
    I got a 2. Me? Average? nope. at least, not to this quiz.
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    mcgrathk1 Male 40-49
    166 posts
    April 7, 2006 at 9:44 am
    that was dumb
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    Emzy_RFC Female 18-29
    77 posts
    April 7, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    it didn`t give me a score but i am guessing i am not very American besides the fact i live in Scotland, UK. i dont know who/what the three stooges even are/were i don`t like peanut butter and i don`t know the three stage of goverment or whatever the question was there is no Wal-Mart here just ASDA and that is about a half hour drive from me. i am tolerent of all people no matter what race they are.
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    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    April 7, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    I scored 4. Average-average. Damn, I`m so average.
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    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    April 7, 2006 at 11:06 pm
    being an australian, i am more than 20mins from the nearest WAL-MART.. that being in america. i scored 1 yay!! thank god
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    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    April 8, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    muahahahaha, `Average, you? couldnt be!`
    but im english so....
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    clashrocker Female 13-17
    133 posts
    April 8, 2006 at 1:00 pm
    Wow, I was shocked that I got a 3. I don`t see myself as average.
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    anime_chic Female 18-29
    107 posts
    April 8, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    ...yeah i got your score is, then a diagram to explain the non-existant score. So either i`m so average it`s scary or i`m nothin like the average american...being scottish i`ll go for the latter :-)
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    firebird37 Female 13-17
    329 posts
    April 8, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    All I can see is "Your score:" and then blank...
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    battle-axe Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 9, 2006 at 8:21 am
    HUZAAH im not an average american at all (good thing im born and bred norfolk)(thats in england for those of you who are american)
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    pumpie2 Female 13-17
    294 posts
    April 9, 2006 at 8:38 am
    2 chunky rocks =D
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    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    April 9, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    it didn`t show my score
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    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    April 9, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    I got a 2.
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    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    April 9, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    I got a 2.
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    kez-x Female 13-17
    35 posts
    April 11, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    Seeing as im not american i highly doubt it...
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    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    April 12, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    we go over the 3 branches of goverment every single year for like...a long time, so they sort of brainwash us into remembering that
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    crazy_didi Female 13-17
    5 posts
    April 13, 2006 at 1:17 am
    nambratha: I didnt get a score....so what am I?
    realblender: you don`t exist, sorry

    ---

    this is like watching some chatroom.

    you`ll find stuff that only people on the internet will say.

    ----
    btw. i got a 2, and im a full-fledged, native-born, flag-wavin` (and very bored) texan.

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    juggalette43 Female 13-17
    168 posts
    April 15, 2006 at 4:36 pm
    i got a 2. good for me.
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    boredisme Female 30-39
    10 posts
    April 17, 2006 at 10:08 am
    I scored 1!
  67. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    April 24, 2006 at 10:55 pm
    hmm i dont understand it.........
  68. Profile photo of NoHopeLeft
    NoHopeLeft Female 13-17
    5 posts
    May 8, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    I DONT GET IT ?????
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    RidinDrtyGrl Female 13-17
    1 post
    May 17, 2006 at 5:27 pm
    Dude I scored a 4, like you care but yeah...anyways you should have a myspace code for this on...now that would be some funny poo to see! lol kk peace out
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 25, 2006 at 7:48 pm
    Do British people really not know who the Three Stooges were?

    I`m from the United States but I can name all six members of Monty Python, so if I can do that, British people should know all FIVE of the Three Stooges (one died and was replaced)

    John Cleese, Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones.

    Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Shemp Howard, Curly Joe Derita. Bonus points for anyone who remembers Joe Besser.

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    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    January 28, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    4, but I`m not American anyways so who cares?
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    Regal6 Female 13-17
    80 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 7:25 am
    4....
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    RawckStar Male 18-29
    22 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    damn i got a 100 - 96

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