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Date: 04/16/06 02:23 AM

56 Responses to 10 Things That Look Like A Penis, But Aren`t

  1. Profile photo of yodaspenis
    yodaspenis Male 30-39
    6 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 1:24 am
    Link: 10 Things That Look Like A Penis, But Aren`t - The title says it all (safe for work).
  2. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 2:32 am
    oh, yeah, you`d be the one to post this ^^:-P
  3. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 2:41 am
    none of the pictures will enlarge for me...

    I can`t help but chuckle at the double entendre there.

  4. Profile photo of nomes007
    nomes007 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 2:45 am
    the rat-mole-thing is creeping me out!
  5. Profile photo of Puzzle23
    Puzzle23 Female 18-29
    210 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 2:47 am
    lol lol lol cute
  6. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 2:48 am
    none of em can enlarge, man i wanted to see some enlarged pics of penis`s >= (
  7. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 2:50 am
    The Stone Boner is quite...outstanding
  8. Profile photo of Lamna
    Lamna Female 18-29
    8 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 2:52 am
    The naked mole rat would be a dangerous dildo
  9. Profile photo of nomes007
    nomes007 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 3:15 am
    Dude, I didn`t need that mental picture.
  10. Profile photo of knox124
    knox124 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 3:41 am
    creepy mole rat....well least we now know at least one use for golf trophies
  11. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 3:45 am
    That girl kissing the glass penis... priceless. Do you think she knew? Maybe she did it on purpose? Regardless, I bet there were a bunch of guys hitting on her soon after.
  12. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 3:48 am
    Hm.. rock hard.
  13. Profile photo of arsenalrulz
    arsenalrulz Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 4:43 am
    Only 7 & 8 really look like a Penis.
  14. Profile photo of teath123
    teath123 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 5:29 am
    7 8 9 and 10 were good rest were just to make it 10 :-p
  15. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 5:34 am
    8... lol!
  16. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 6:39 am
    ..............bush looks like a penis?
  17. Profile photo of nomes007
    nomes007 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 7:04 am
    Well, he is a bit of a d*ck.
  18. Profile photo of insamniac
    insamniac Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 7:15 am
    They forgot EU. If anyone looks at Sweden and Finland on a coin within EU, they would see Eu`s best argument for Norway to join.. :-P
  19. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 8:28 am
    ^^ lol, nice
    Bush, the only huge penis that size doesnt matter in!
    why have a golf trophy shaped like a glass dildo!? why!
  20. Profile photo of zaman
    zaman Male 13-17
    146 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 9:54 am
    number 1 was the best
  21. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 10:04 am
    i thought i`d seen it all, but no.
  22. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 10:15 am
    That was incredibly stupid...
  23. Profile photo of psycopyro
    psycopyro Male 13-17
    396 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 10:20 am
    number 6 didnt look like a penis
  24. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 10:40 am
    Finding phallic representations on-line is too easy. Someone try to find 10 good yonic symbols for a change.
  25. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
    1117 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 10:54 am
    most of them looked a bit farfecthed. I did laugh at them though
  26. Profile photo of StarStrike
    StarStrike Female 13-17
    286 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    Why do we want to look at things that look like a penis?
  27. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    lol number 1
  28. Profile photo of AJcoolchick
    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    On 4/16/2006 2:41:38 AM B-Hazard wrote: none of the pictures will enlarge for me... I can`t help but chuckle at the double entendre there.
    Same here.
  29. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    YAY bush is #1 hahahaha
  30. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    I especially liked #4.
  31. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 1:10 pm
    haha-i like how bush is #1, and hows its actually true:)
  32. Profile photo of drzm
    drzm Male 13-17
    233 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 1:11 pm
    golf trophy one was best
  33. Profile photo of hamster-gal
    hamster-gal Female 13-17
    216 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    hello every 1 !!!!! fab pics. lol
  34. Profile photo of 3clawedsloth
    3clawedsloth Male 13-17
    211 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    hey, i just noticed something...

    gorge BUSH

    DICK chany

    HAHAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

  35. Profile photo of Fussy
    Fussy Female 13-17
    138 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 5:40 pm
    *laughs*
  36. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 5:50 pm
    i thought my penis would be there. wait...
  37. Profile photo of xxbonnie
    xxbonnie Female 13-17
    90 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 5:57 pm
    yum.
  38. Profile photo of xBunny
    xBunny Female 13-17
    11 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    Lol This made me laugh. Very interesting.. :->
  39. Profile photo of badguy458
    badguy458 Male 18-29
    361 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    Penis.
  40. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 7:22 pm
    Only 10?
  41. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 7:24 pm
    On 4/16/2006 4:41:53 PM 3clawedsloth wrote: hey, i just noticed something... gorge BUSH DICK chany HAHAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

    you...just...realized that? it took me about 2min to figure that out genius!!

  42. Profile photo of Mandolin_
    Mandolin_ Female 18-29
    32 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    No kidding, I made the connection between George "Bush" and "Dick" Cheney ages ago... like, at the start of the presidency term.

    Some people.

  43. Profile photo of Kainonis
    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    XD 1, 7, 8, and 10 do look like giant penises.

    Why is that girl kissing it? ...Idiot. ><

  44. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    numbers 8 and 9 looked the most like one
  45. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    haha, penises...why are we all fascinated by penises? maybe we love them? yeah, i guess yodaspenis loves penis..k wtf am i talking about lol, this is hilarious!
  46. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    April 16, 2006 at 11:58 pm
    penis penis penis.

    Penises everywhere. Is there sexism here?

    What about things that look like vaginas?

    Ahh, bet you can`t find many of THOSE floating around.

  47. Profile photo of Br0k3nH34r7
    Br0k3nH34r7 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    April 17, 2006 at 12:25 am
    most of them dun look lyk penises
  48. Profile photo of StarStrike
    StarStrike Female 13-17
    286 posts
    April 17, 2006 at 5:59 am
    Goldfishgal i totally agree. I bet they couldnt find any of THEM.
  49. Profile photo of kales
    kales Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 17, 2006 at 9:28 am
    Haven`t a majority of those pictures been pretty widespread throughout the internet?
  50. Profile photo of chopper13
    chopper13 Male 13-17
    251 posts
    April 17, 2006 at 1:55 pm
    lol
  51. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    April 17, 2006 at 4:49 pm
    only the title was funny
  52. Profile photo of AVDPhoenix
    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    April 18, 2006 at 12:54 am
    Sick! who would compare everything he or she sees with genitals is a perv!
  53. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    April 22, 2006 at 1:31 am
    lol the golfer is kissing a penis...
  54. Profile photo of Miss__Murder
    Miss__Murder Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 11:05 pm
    i could use a couple of those :)
  55. Profile photo of yzarc_jr
    yzarc_jr Male 13-17
    125 posts
    August 23, 2006 at 2:40 am
    Miss murder is a little freaky. i like it
  56. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 23, 2006 at 9:45 pm
    *laghs childishly*penis

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