You`ve Got Mail Redux

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

If the movie was really accurate about online chat lingo it would be more like this.
There are 53 comments:
Female 36
Shipyard..I just spent more than a minute figuring out what that said and I think I wasted my time.
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Male 630

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Female 882
i would never fall in love with someone via the web if they talked like that- it seems to lower your IQ instantly.

i dont mind short hand if it sounds the same as it would if you wrote it properly- for example tomoro etc. but i HATE using "dat" and "luvly" and "thort". Everythings alright in small quantities. And i put "haha" i have to have an exclamation mark else it sounds like i dont mean it.
haha
haha!
see the difference?

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Female 157
I have no problem with "lol." But that`s about all I tolerate. I really can`t stand thinks like "gr8", "u", "b", etc. I also am not a fan of people leaving the "I" uncapitalized..."i luv u!". It just makes you appear uneducated.
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Male 418
That was a lame movie when it came out. Even though it was made about 8 years ago, the characters were communicating with each other through email. I remember at the time thinking why didn`t they just ICQ each other?? I think it was because the movie writers just didn`t get instant messaging.
If they had to remake the movie now, it would be a lot different because of IM, webcam, Voip, etc.
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Male 218
I wonder how many secondes it will take for someone to admonish me for my sinfull ways, using nothing but slang-a$$ short hand. "LOL"11!!!!!!!11
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Male 218
....Honkey, Zipperhead, Whop, Gook, Limey, Coon, Spook, Slope, White bread, Cracker, niglet, wetback, beaner, spick.... I guess those are all terms of endearment... I hate this FCKUING Censor SIHT!
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Male 218
I am a racist!
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Male 218
The damn adiminstrators of this site seem to feel that my Avatar is offesnive or something, The file I upload is within all applicable specs, yet it is
"removed" after just 24 hours and I go back to this generic bull. Sometimes I really hate this site!
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Male 218
Bottom line for me is, it`s ok to speed dial a person, but why insult eachother speed texting a person... I will never claim to be Dr. Webster, but atleast I try to convey what I mean when typing a question/repley. Apparently the pen is no longer shaper than the sword. Or should I say ATPINLSTTS!!, LOL LOL11!!!

Bottom line is, if your gona use a computer learn to use a keyboard. Because typing "LOL" with your middle fingers conveys about as much feeling as a soggy potatoe on white rice.


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Female 32
For the people who don`t get it, rent "You`ve Got Mail" if you have the time. In the movie, there is a complete lack of internet lingo that is general knowledge amongst everday people (to the point where it is overflowing into our everday speak and literary prowess). The storyline is basically about two adults who fall in love through the power of the internet, and their conversations are pure English language, with no "lols" and "omgs." Also, tiggergal, his screenname was not "shopgirl", that was hers. When you chatted with someone else on oldschool AIM, you saw their screenname and they saw yours at the top of the chatbox.

Anyway, I thought it was very clever. It had me smiling. :-)

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Male 224
roooflll that wuz 1337! idkwhat moviz0r its from though. If you mass tanks on War3 you win, no doubt, but they have to be upgraded. Get archmage as hero.
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Male 77
OMFGROFLMAOXD

It`s almost sad that that actually meens something...

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Male 1,407
I`m glad the internet hasn`t yet robbed me of my sanity. I don`t think I`ve ever typed "lol." Except when talking about it of course.
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Female 14
funnyzor? where do people get these words from?
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Female 97
lawlz that is teh funnyzor. :P
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Female 294
wat was that it wasnt even funny??? am i the only one who thinks its lame?
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Male 1,526
om, i want to see the whole movie in 1337
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Male 218
Felice1 quoted"

"But At least I can type a coherent sentance when I want to, Because when it all boils down a even a MILLION typos speaks more words than a TRILLION "LOLS""

Then she typed:

"And he ""can"" even spell sentence correctly too!"

Way to express yourself Felice1!!, I find it amazing that you have the audacity to point out a minor typo in my rant that has absolutly no bearing on my overall message, yet, in your retort you mispell a word, not just "A" word, not just one of the "FEW" words you were bothered to type, but "THE" words that brought any sort of meaning to your whole sentance. Because if you had not realized "can" and "can`t" mean two completly different things. Where as "sentence" and "sentance" are regared in every known language to man to convey the exact same expression, all be it, I admit I may have used sloppy writing. But as I

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Female 380
Actually "superbly." I`m not quite sure what "suberbly" means but I guess it is in my vocabulary.
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Female 380
ROFLMAO loloklololololololololol!!!1!1!1

But in all seriousness, very true to life. Suberbly entertaining and all of that.

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Male 601
WTFOMFGLMFAOBBQ
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Male 2,510
lmao....do you think we should meet................................................................................................................. :) LOL
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Female 335
I only know 1 girl that types like that and she 15, I find it reallly annoying.. h3y takes just as long to type as hey and it looks retarded
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Male 76
wtf hax?
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Male 916
IUnderground, the problem with people using lol is that they tend to overuse it. Whenever they think something`s funny the lols pop up. (Or even worse, when they think they are funny themselves, they add lol as well.) There are a great many ways to say you appreciate a clever joke, a humorous situation or a witty remark, so why should you stick to those boring lols all the time?
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Female 409
why was his screen name shopgirl?
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Female 1,062
I am da bomb w/ advice LOL
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Male 78
Bwahaha, that was awesome.
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Male 185
Btw you are hot.
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Male 185
Iunderground, I`ve always used Haha and i think most of the people that i talk to understand what i mean by it. I feel rather dumb using lol so i dont use it.
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Female 1,025
LOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL~~~111!!!!!

hahahaha i didnt get the ending tho..

:-D

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Female 449
Ha ha.
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Male 716
Whadya mean, sarcastic?

I do it all the time!

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Female 449
For all those that dont like the legendary word "lol". Let me ask you this, lets say you are talking to a friend online and he/she makes a joke. How would you react, would you say "haha" which make it sound sarcastic and you didnt think it was funny, (I.E. making your friend feel bad) would you say nothing, (I.E. making your friend feel neglected AND feeling that it wasnt funny, making your friend feel bad). OR would you say "LOL" and have a jolly good time laughing together. X-(
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Female 1,025
GRRRRRR it wouldnt let me see it!! well..its not that. i mean it would load but then it WOULDT PLAY!!! GRRR stupid computadora!
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Female 344
"Do u think we should meet?

. . .

. . .

:)"

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Male 60
ImNoGod like WTF!!!!!

anyway... bit boring and long to load

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Female 178
Well, I liked it.

Even though it`s true that people do use too many short little words like lol and things.

It`s annoying at times but tolerable.

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Male 1,149
Roflmao, tat link was teh best, it liek totaly Pwned
:) At first i was liek wtf but now im like yeh.

I eat babies. :) :) :)

??????? :) BBL

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Female 43
Yield_To_Me wrote:
But At least I can type a coherent sentance when I want to, Because when it all boils down a even a MILLION typos speaks more words than a TRILLION "LOLS"

And he can even spell sentence correctly too!

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Female 145
i don`t get it
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Female 300
haha old school aol...love it
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Female 333
^ i knew that :-/
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Female 337
^^^ you have to wait for it to load
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Female 333
it wont work :-( its keeps stopping
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Female 529
^^haha, that`s what we`re all thinking ;-)

Anyway, random link o_0

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Male 218
It`s funny becuase it`s true... We live in the information age, but 99% of you still act like [email protected] [email protected] cavemen in the medium we all practicaly claim to be our birth right. I personaly havn`t typed "lol" Since 1995, when most of you were still in diapers, I don`t claim to be old and wise. But At least I can type a coherent sentance when I want to, Because when it all boils down a even a MILLION typos speaks more words than a TRILLION "LOLS"

Seesh, It`s funny how computers have actually devolved people to the state computers were in 20 years ago, and they say artifical inteligence is in it`s infantisim.

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Male 1,478
don`t you have better things to do, buddy?
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Male 1,265
ROTLMAO. this link is da bomb. lolol. :) hehee. g2g.
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Male 637
Hardy har.
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Male 10,115
Link: You`ve Got Mail Redux [Rate Link] - If the movie was really accurate about online chat lingo it would be more like this.
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