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Category: Funny
Date: 03/07/06 02:32 AM

46 Responses to The Fruit Cake Lady

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 11:46 pm
    Link: The Fruit Cake Lady - Let the fruit cake lady answer your questions.
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    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 2:40 am
    that was hilarious!!! ooh, ooh yeah you oughta get yourself a dog.
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    Chibee Female 13-17
    130 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:13 am
    that`s realllllllly funny
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    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:23 am
    "i think id get an airconditioner and do it on the floor"

    Hahahaha, rare time i rate it a 4

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    mashimaro_1 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:52 am
    What do you call a woman with lots of sex partners?

    A whore.

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    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 4:17 am
    I LOVE THIS LADY! GOD she is funny!
  7. Profile photo of Littlelo
    Littlelo Female 18-29
    150 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:51 am
    This woman is my new hero!
  8. Profile photo of Aetrie
    Aetrie Female 18-29
    97 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 7:00 am
    rofl, very funny indeed.
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    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 9:06 am
    PrKitty, you`re not from South Georgia, are you?
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    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 10:52 am
    "Get yo self an air condition-a, and just screw on the floor." Absolutely brilliant. I want to adopt her as my grandma.
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    j4mes Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 11:09 am
    i dunno why but i didnt find it funny, maybe because im in a bad mood i dont know
  12. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    WHORE!!!
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    synthetik_00 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 1:46 pm
    Oh man. This woman is hilarious. "Get yourself a dog" A+!
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    Words of wisdom! Shes great cause all her answers are un-scripted. (at least they all seem to be unscripted)...
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    When I get old I hope I`m as feisty as her! lol
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    Indigo_M Male 18-29
    354 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:07 pm
    If only more of our elderly were like her...
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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:22 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA "Whats he think that its going to run away?!" Awesome.
  18. Profile photo of aidious
    aidious Male 18-29
    348 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:25 pm
    LOL Now we know where Catherine Tata got the idea for the Nan from.

    Please can we have an installment of this every week please? :D

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    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    how come its only rated 3.5!!! GRR!
  20. Profile photo of k8vz
    k8vz Female 18-29
    122 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    lol, she was so funny. i want her for a grandmother.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    heh, not bad not bad...
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    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    Butt hair!
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    Galadriel Female 13-17
    368 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:02 pm
    When I get old, I hope I turn out like her. Haha that`d be awesome.
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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:11 pm
    am i the only one who things that that wasnt really her voice, but that it was a voice over?

    but still funny as hell.

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    polar Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:15 pm
    yeah that was awesomeness.... i love this old lady
  26. Profile photo of uoysevolndys
    uoysevolndys Female 18-29
    260 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    fruitcake
  27. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    I`m gonna be like her, there`s no way I`m gonna lose my sense of humor when I get old :)
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    britanadian Male 13-17
    70 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 7:17 pm
    LMAO!! This old lady`s f*cking sweet!
    "I would go over there and knock the living piss outa her!" sooo funny!
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    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    that was awsesome!
  30. Profile photo of xyra1
    xyra1 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 9:22 pm
    She`s almost exactly like my grandmother. My grandmother isn`t afraid to say what`s on her mind, no matter where she is, lol. I could totally see her saying those things. It wouldn`t shock me at all hearing it from her.
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    xStellax Female 18-29
    49 posts
    March 7, 2006 at 10:20 pm
    Haha. Funny. <3
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    nooneissane Female 13-17
    17 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 1:32 am
    I love the bit about the goldfish! who cares??? I can totally understand that
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    Potato_man Male 13-17
    278 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 3:44 am
    That was enjoyalble
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    Heruur Male 18-29
    76 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    BRILLIANT!
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    nubclub Male 40-49
    5 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    I wish that all of the oldsters in my life had that kind of punch.
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    bamboozleduh Female 13-17
    85 posts
    March 8, 2006 at 7:33 pm
    lmfao!! go fruit cake lady!!
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    March 12, 2006 at 5:10 pm
    i love her hand movements lol
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    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    March 13, 2006 at 9:03 am
    Ha ha She`s halious
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    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    March 14, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    hmmmm for some reason i didn`t find her funny at all. Mabye it`s because she reminds me of Mark Twain and she has a southern accent. In case you ask I really don`t like southern people don`t ask
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    lilna178 Female 13-17
    76 posts
    March 14, 2006 at 8:17 pm
    It was pretty funny..
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    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    April 17, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    wow, this is a big repost, but it was in my favorites last time, so it`s all good
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    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    July 4, 2006 at 1:40 am
    LMAO THIS WOMAN IS HILARIOUS!!!
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    fjfhfhjhkfhg Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    what a horrible accent
  44. Profile photo of tulip
    tulip Female 50-59
    250 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    R.I.P. fruitcake Lady. She had passed away some time ago. I think she was grand!
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    macjanette Female 13-17
    143 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    hahaha coolio
  46. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    im gonna be just like her when im older. just, you know, a guy

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