Survival Quiz

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Quizzes

How well would you survive dangerous situations?
There are 113 comments:
Male 11
15 of 17 pretty good ^^`
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Female 80
11outta17 not bad
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Female 105
I have taken this before...like a long time ago. I scored well on it! Yayz.
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Male 876
first try 11/17 Second 17/17.
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Female 348
13/17
wow im badly injured and maimed for life
thats incouraging
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Male 49
6-FINALLY a good answer
7-this one is ok too
8-a burgler is holding a gun to your faceand you just stand there!maybe he will chose another hostage!its a 1/billion billion chance!a good risk!
9-wait inside a house?yeah the tornado that can pick up a castle cant pick up my small house!
10-go in the bathtub?want a last bath huh?
11-do you know how strong a tornado is?i know
12-a shade is even hotter than the sun in the desert...
13-this ones good
14-drink the water?sure let me sweat to death
15-aok
16-what the *beep* is fusage?
17-yeah i will curl into a ball and get turned into a pancake
whew that took alot of time to write 1656 characters
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Male 49
"Rennat22
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
77 Posts Thursday, March 02, 2006 10:58:54 AM
I too like to live dangerously...I got like 2/17...the part with the dog....i said all the right things...stare the dog in the eyes....and if he jumped on me, fight back....ANYBODY that likes to live dangerously like me would say the friggen same thing!"

all those questionare messed up anyways i will comment on all the questions
1- a dog is coming towards you and you just stare at it and wait for a RIPPED UP BODY
2-the same dog is attacking you and you cover your neck and curl up while the dog eats your hand then you neck!happy day!
3-a shark is attacking you BUT YOU NEVER SAID THAT IM IN HIS MOUTH!
4-a shark is fin is near you and you just stare while you become fancy dinner
5- allow the poisned wound to bleed?you might not die of poisen but you may die of blood loss because of how far the camp is...
continued on next post

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Female 318
13/17 im injured but atleast im steall alive
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Male 724
im screwed when it comes to animals perfectly fine when it comes to robbers ok with natural disasters and perfectly fine with man-made disasters
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Male 277
17 out of 17 now i have to go get a "I am a Survivor" t-shirt lol
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Male 2,620
10/17. I aced the dog part, and the crime and terrorism part (yay for 24!)
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Female 8
17/17.
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Male 44
17 17
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Female 230
11/17. yipee...
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Female 92
*job
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Female 92
i have a jon as a paper girl so ive to face dogs everyday. Just let them know whos the boss by glaring at them ... they end up curling their tails and running away. Pathetic creatures. And if one ever knocks you down wrestle it so that your on top n then punch or jump on its lungs/ rib cage, that should force it to back off. ( altho i never had to do that)
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Female 352
i heard something else about the eye thing-a shark rolls its eyes back into its head specifically for that reason
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Female 2,244
8/17
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Female 369
8-17 man im suprised im not dead now
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Male 210
12/17

ahh well, I`ll just stay away from beaches or tornado-prone areas, oh, and planes, snakes, dogs and er, anything else...?

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Female 90
14/17, Yeah, Only because I took training. Only a little though.
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Female 19
damn my emoticon thingo didnt work. And that tornado did look like an arse crack
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Female 19
I got 12...yeay!:-D I could be maimed for life! Fun!B-| How come there was no `Panic` Or `Run away with tail between legs` option, caused i would of picked that...a lot
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Male 106
16/17 ^_^ w00t w00t!
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Female 501
10/17 but a repost.
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Male 571
Obviously this quiz doesn`t apply to a 29 year old black belt in Tae Kwon Do and Jiu Jitsu who`s job entails carrying a gun...
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Female 349
I wouldn`t be able to survive a terrorist attack according to this.
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Male 62
17 out of 17
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Female 189
YES! the tornado did look like an arse crack! I got 10/17
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Female 168
9/17.
come on, how often are you actually going to be in a terrorist attack???
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Female 36
Was I the only one who thought the tornado picture looked like an ass crack?
Okay, I`m aswering these honestyl. I know what the right thing would be, but most of the time I know I`d do the wrong thing.
9/17
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Male 713
YEAA!!! kick it in the throat!
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Male 610
this is bs...those animal questions couldnt be more wrong... im not gonna wait for a dog to get bored..im gonna beat the bejeezuz out of it and show the little turd who`s in charge O.o
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Female 509
17 out of 17
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Male 713
lawl emoperson
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Female 492
10/17
You`re alive... but badly injured or maimed for life. :-(
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Female 147
8/17.........i wish i was held hostage......then killed......i wish.....
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Male 538
well damn.. i got 4 out of 17... does anyone else think that these answers are totally wrong.. i mean, if you about to be killed by a terrorist, who the hell would sit there.. these guys would DIE for a CARTOON!!! do you really think that they would care for you mom`s feelings?
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Female 15,763
As for the punching the shark thing, that is true, very true. But! It was saying if you were in the shark`s mouth, and about to be chewed. Punching it says "Hey back off" if it`s just curious. If it`s already interested, punching it in the nose says "eat me I`m tasty". lol.
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Female 706
I died. On purpose.
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Female 662
15/17. Damn Sharks...
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Male 70
ya im maimed for life. i pray to God that i never get caught in one of these situations.
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Female 11
I liked this. :-)
I got 10/17 though.
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Male 215
As seen as everyone else is sharing their scores... 15/17
I rock.
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Male 63
10/17

Maimed one..

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Female 52
8/17, i would barely make it
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Male 348
If a dog attacks you, you DON`T just stand there. If you do, it will rip you to shreds...you should kick it in the head as hard as possible.
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Male 1,407
13/17 also.
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Female 358
13/17
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Male 994
I`m alive but maimed. It seems almost all of then had something about laying down in a ditch in the fetal position :P
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Male 189
16/17... I was going to save my water =(
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Female 141
i got 7/17...n apparently im soo dead
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Female 31
i got 8...i suppose i`m alive - except if there`s an animal because i completely messed up all those questions
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Male 354
Sorry, I didn`t mean to post twice. I posted the first one, but I got a Page Cannot Be Displayed message, so I reworded it and tried again. I didn`t think the first post got through.
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Male 354
Curling into a ball will not discourage the dog. I know this from personal experience. You have to fight back. If you see the dog coming, time it right and kick it in the head. If it is already on you, go for the eyes.
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Male 354
There were some answers that seemed a little off to me, but the stuff about an attack by a dog was way off. If you are standing and you see a dog running toward you with its teeth bared, kick it in the head as hard as you can. Curling up into a ball won`t discourage the dog. I know this from personal experience.
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Male 1,866
yeh someone sticks a gun to ur head. yeh, i`d REALLY let him/her do that and then look away and ignore them... maybe they`ll chose another victim!!!
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Female 727
11/17 I`m alive but badly injured or maimed for life *sigh*
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Male 54
17/17
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Male 12
8/17
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Female 879
I survived but am maimed for life, rather be dead probably, sh it....
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Male 145
Well, I suppose anyone who ace`s this would live, but at the expence of being a wuss. I mean, if a dog attacks you, would you really curl up? it probably isnt even half your size! it`s a DOG! shove your fore-arm in its mouth for it to chew on, (as opposed to your throat) and grab its ear/nuts/throat/anything-soft-n-sensitive and try to rip it out!
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Male 1
god damn it in my first try i got 10/17..second try i just fixed my mistakes.. but i cant believe that i can hanndle myself with a shark way better than a poisonous snake.. declare me mangled
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Female 87
15/17.. yea it has been proven that a shark will back off if you punch it in the nose so i guess it`s really 16/17 lol =)
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Male 3,060
i was able to get all of them, but most of the questions were pretty straight-forward or obvious.
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Female 579
8/17. But to be honest, why the hell would I be trapped in the desert? Since when would I be GOING to the desert?
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Male 16
My friend got 17 of 17, but then got run over by a bus as he left my apartment.
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Female 666
my results 12/17
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Female 439
13 out of 17...
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Female 550
I scored 12 out of 17. It said, " You`re alive, but badly injured or maimed." Well, at least I am stil breathing!
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Female 286
17/17 god im an expert about life threatnin situations
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Male 531
these are cool quizzes but i liked the first one better
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Male 528
some of these are bad choices, or they assume things about the situation. not the best quiz, but entertaining.
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Female 1,463
8/17
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Female 305
id run away from the dog
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Male 453
ohh yay im maimed for life
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Male 1,586
11/17. But, to be fair, I highly doubt I`ll be in the desert anytime soon.
I just picture Chevy Chase in Vacation going for help and the indians watching him in the distance saying "what an ass hole"
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Male 2,720
ahh, shark schmark.
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Male 142
I took this test a while back and got 15/17
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Male 241
"9 out of 17, and I aced the hostage situation one. There`s a problem with this, though: if you punch a shark in the nose, it`s been proven to back off."

Strange, I got exactly the same, and I got the shark thing wrong because of that.

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Male 79
I too like to live dangerously...I got like 2/17...the part with the dog....i said all the right things...stare the dog in the eyes....and if he jumped on me, fight back....ANYBODY that likes to live dangerously like me would say the friggen same thing!)-|
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Female 449
12/17 yay
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Female 363
Well apparently I can cope being taken hostage but animals and nature are gonna kill me
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Female 1,120
8 out of 17
I don`t know i thought that was kind of hard actually the easiest part was with the animals attacking.
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Male 37
10 outta 17
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Female 154
7/17 ..gee, thank makes me feel a whole lot better. at least, now i know what to do.
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Male 179
8/17 I`m badly injured :-<
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Male 16
11/17 Not bad
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Male 40
11/17
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Male 49
lets just say i would be dead very fast
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Female 3
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Male 36
I think the shark deal was if you were already in its jaws or just about to be. Puching a shark in the snout would be a way to avoid getting attacked in the first place
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Male 2,567
9 /17
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Female 44
ok im maimed for life but at least i not dead right?
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Female 122
I just hope I don`t get attacked by a dog!

btw punching a shark on the nose will deter it from attacking, if it has u in it`s mouth then gouging it`s eye will make it let u go.

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Female 331
oh gosh i had 17, im dead :|
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Male 273
I got 8, I am badly injured :(
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Male 47
I`m sure most of that is wrong. I`ve seen a lot of that elsewhere and survivors tell of doing something else. Like punching a shark on the nose.
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Male 150
12/17.... yes, i might need the mob thing... metal concerts! haha
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Male 218
So I survived 13 out of 17 horrible "unlikely" disasters... consecutivly I`m Terribly mangled but still alive, It`s a good thing I squirmed out of 4 of them I might be dead now. If anyone ever encounters these natural attacks in the "real" world follow these instructions precisly and you "WILL" survive the apocolypse!
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Male 2
HURTING A LOT THINK I PUT MY NECK OUT .
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Male 424
10/17
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Female 29
I got 9/17 i`m alive but badly injured
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Female 982
Exactly what Hannibal222 said.
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Male 20
I got everything after the dog attack questions right
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Male 916
I should never meet dogs. I can handle all the other dangers, though...
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Male 200
16 missed the one about having a stare down with a shark!!!!!!
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Male 61
I got 16. I missed the one about the snake bite.
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Male 78
9 out of 17, and I aced the hostage situation one. There`s a problem with this, though: if you punch a shark in the nose, it`s been proven to back off.

Thanks, Mythbusters.

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Female 1,211
8 out of 17. graaaate
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Female 47
oh great i am badly injured or maimed for life yay
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Female 2,144
I Got 13 Out Of 17. Not Bad...I Guess!
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Male 10,115
Link: Survival Quiz [Rate Link] - How well would you survive dangerous situations?
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