South Park: They Killed Chef!

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Entertainment
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Those bastards! Warnings: gross, animated gore.
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Male 135
:-)
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Male 3
LMAO! BAD MOUNTAIN LION!


Stan: Chef... We love you... (WTF! HE MOLESTS dratIN KIDS!)
I liked the part where he was put back together. I havent seen the one where he returns.

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Female 161
those bastards! lol
"i`m gonna make sweet sweet love to you~~" lmfao
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Female 114
sorry i said the same thing as kissfreak its still funny tho
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Female 114
he may still be alive, no really they say the last thing u do b4 u die is crap ur...
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Male 144
WAIT, WAIT MAYBE HE`S STILL ALIVE!!! NO REALLY!!! THEY SAY THE LAST THING YOU DO BEFORE YOU DIE IS CRAP YOUR...(LOUD FARTING, POO FLYING). Oh, never mind. LMAO
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Male 962
chef is a bigger pussy then pip and butters
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Male 20
OMG YOU BASTURDS YOU KILLED CHEF! YOU BASTURDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! y chef?
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Male 919
I Still dont like South Park
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Male 66
i really lik south park this was very good
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Female 286
SOUTH PARK ROCKS!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!! sorry i just love South Park :-)
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Male 724
Poor Chef. He will be sorely missed.
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Male 2,958
- And I do hope Mr Hanky stays neutral in the matter of religion so we won`t see him burned, shot and eaten by....well, who would eat a poo...-

a dog

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Male 115
BoredAmI: And I do hope Mr Hanky stays neutral in the matter of religion so we won`t see him burned, shot and eaten by....well, who would eat a poo...
--Everyone in South Park has technically eaten poo, atleast tasted... Remember the intero-digestion episode? I do. Food up the butt and out the mouth...

Yeah guys, this episode was a burn on Scientology and not Issac at all. Matt and Trey probably completely understand where Hayes is comming from, but are pissed that Scientology took him away from them. Chef was, after all, one of their greatest characters.

In loving memory of Chef`s sage words and character I sing... I`m gonna make love to ya woman, lay you down by the fire...

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Female 1,252
[spoiler]At the end of this episode the Super Adventures Club (AKA the club that has sex/molests children all around the world) will put chef back together and put him into a Darth Vader suit :-O[/spoiler]
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Male 60
Chef is still alive, for all of you who think he`s dead are wrong, GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, He`s alive!
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Female 220
way over the top. Typical southpark.
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Female 460
Now that`s just NASTY!
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Male 283
[spoiler]chef returned as Darth Chef![/spoiler]
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Male 76
[spoiler]Scientology is for n00bs.[/spoiler]
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Male 334
"I`m gonna MAKE LOVE up your butt Kyle."
"I`m gonna MAKE LOVE to the children."
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Male 334
Wrong and sad...;(
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Male 79
[spoiler]Oh yea they did this because the guy who played chef quit from the fact he...[/spoiler] I dont have the guts to say anymore.
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Male 79
Damnit, they killed chef! Those bastards! Well, he WAS my favorite, thanks Matt and Trey. You both suck. And your both big ol` uncle funkers!
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Female 370
OMG that was too funny!
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Female 42
Awwww thats sad chef was like one of my favorite charators on south park thats sad |-(
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Female 289
Call me sick *
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Female 289
This was an amazing send of for Chef. It was violent, ironic and it didn`t blame Hayes. Well Done. [Call me suck, but that was f`ing hilarious. Go brutal violence!]
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Male 170
Ha Ha! LMAO! Chef went potty and died! PRICELESS!!
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Female 228
BWAHAHAHAHA
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Male 105
HAHAHA! take that hypocritical cult boy...
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Male 2,958
-Ahhhhhhh! I missed the episode! Does anyone know when it`s on again.-

encore showing this sunday

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Male 60
Like my earlier comment, 1 above happydude64, Chef IS STILL ALIVE! Just now Darth Chef.
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Male 341
Looks like South Park "jumped the shark".
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Male 60
Whats really funny, is he`s still alive, now the guy who did darth vader does his voice because that`s what he is. Here`s a quote from the end scene.

Super adventure club leader:Well say something.
Chef: (while breathing like Darth Vader) Children, would you like some sausberry steak? ( maybe incorrect spelling.)
Lead:Yes.
Chef: Would you like to suck my salty chocolate balls?
lead: Oh, like a candy?
Chef: No my balls.

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Male 602
"oh my god, they killed chef""YOU BASTARDS YOU BASTARDS" heh it was sad and funny at the same time.
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Female 1,403
Ahhhhhhh! I missed the episode! Does anyone know when it`s on again.
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Male 1,866
yeh because they made typos really totally destroys their points doesn`t it tambourine33.
i think that`s your way of saying that they outwitted you and your trying to make up for it with stupid typo jokes.
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Female 458
i saw this yesterday and wen he started getting eaten i didnt no if i should laugh or watch open mouthed but i ended up laughing haha
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Female 529
That`s what he gets for being such a hypocrite.
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Female 300
"Maybe he`s okay...No seriously, they say the last thing you do before you die is crap your --- oh...nevermind"

lmao lmao

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Male 587
well the guy that does chef has like stroke or something so..
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Male 20
I still can`t beleve Isaac Hays is a scientologist. I thought he was a cooler guy than that.
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Male 63
gonadsonfire: four asses. the monkey had four asses. get your facts straight.

rockerbunny: the news that someone was talking for Issac, was made by Fox. So I`d say there is some doubt. Still, he quit surprisingly long after the ep.

Once again (I mentioned on p.1 also), I`d say that it was a decent sendoff, rather killing him then giving him away, and giving him a death to be remembered. Still they ask not to blame Hayes, but scientology.

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Male 2,958
....he didn`t leave because of a stroke. There`s even a clip posted here on IAB where Matt and Trey are interveiwed about it and they SAY he left because of the `Trapped in the Closet` episode.

The fact that he had a stroke is just god`s anger because he left south park for scientology.

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Female 173
I love how almost everyone is ripping on Issac Hayes about leaving due to scientology, even though he really left because he had a stroke, and the remarks under Hayes` name were made by someone else. Good job having your facts striaght, guys. -.-

They way they killed off chef freaked me out, even if it was one of the best death scenes ever. Heh.

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Female 1,596
i luved that episode i bet mister hat joined the SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB
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Female 118
^^^ note that this has nothing 2 do with anything except my love for pudding
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Female 118
u no what i think about all u ppl makeing comments?!!?!?!?!...pudding...yum
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Female 6
who`s gonna make a song about everything now? ahhh i miss chef.. :(
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Male 74

scientology is gay

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Male 1,083
awww that saddens me thats not a dignified death for Chef.
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Male 102
gosh guys, I don`t know what your all so worked up about. I mean abovioulsy sientology is the one true religion and all the others are fake. I mean it`s just logical that aliens implanted humans here thousands of years ago, and that some day soone they will return to us and take us to there happy little alien planet. I can`t wait.
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Male 88
I wondered how they would knock him off
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Male 579
they can still bring him back if hayes decides to return. they brought kenny back after a whole season of him being actually dead. not sure how. example: the guy with the 3 ass monkeys could clone him in one episode.
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Male 115
fk, you just made a personal attack on me, should I be outraged? no, I just deal with it.

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Male 99
i`ll miss chef. he was great. i always wanted chocolate salty balls spread all across the floor, but not like this. NOTHING LIKE THIS. too bad isaac hayes had to be a biast bastard.
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Male 951
Rasputen: yes, it`s wrong. Sad that you even have to ask.
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Male 48
haha i like the last part where he crapped his pants. Great ending you guys, great ending
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Male 20
Screw you scientology.
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Male 1,425
and he shat himself...hm wow hahaha.
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Male 76
What did you expect to happen to him when Issac left? Chef walking into the sunset to never be seen again?

Chef had to die.

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Male 559
lol the scene where chef got his face ripped off gave my little sister nightmares
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Male 761
well at least he went in style - that is untill he shat his pants
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Male 115
The guys have Southpark have used the show to attack just about everyone and every group. And using it for personal attacks is not new in televiosn. Some critic gave Family Guy a bad review so they wrote him in and then killed him off, is there anything wrong with that? What about News talk sshows like O`reily.... his entire show is about personal attacks, is that wrong?
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Female 50
LKJSlain: some of us don`t necessarily watch South Park exclusively for the crude humor. Some of us actually watch for the suprisingly good satire that occurs. Though you may not think so, I find it to be one of the more intelligent shows on television today.
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Female 648
I don`t care what religion you are. if this is the stuff that people of this world fill their heads with (and actually ENJOY it) then there`s a problem. It`s extremely sick.
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Male 951
I hate Scientology, I don`t really care much that Hayes left the show, but this clip was sickening. No, Lorah, you`re not the only one.

Using the show for personal attacks (which this quite obviously was) is just another low in the SP duo`s b*tchiness.

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Male 115
ajr2006, post a link please... I would like to see it.
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Male 251
lol the last thing u do before u die is crap ur pants. haha thats funny
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Male 318
anytime any actor leaves any show they kill them off. especially soap operas.
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Male 2,720
^^ you take that back right now, or I`ll call Interpol on you.
Or wait, no, you`re right. I think it`s been a long winter.
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Female 1,468
This was to be expected.
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Male 453
is it just me or are people taking all these comments waaaaay to seriously these days
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Male 241
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Female 237
wow...I`m really glad that they did get rid of Isaac, but I think Chef`s death was a bit too much...I mean, was the panther and bear REALLY neccessary?
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Male 1,478
What do expec, issac hayes resigned so they killed chef. They wouldn`t give him a decent sendoff now would they?
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Male 943
Look it up.
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Male 943
I don`t know if anyone said this, but Isaac Hayes is back. He said he had a stroke, and that the comments were made by some other scientologist. Yeah.... sure.
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Male 76
well...i dont think i have to say the reason to the `killing off of Chef` coz everyone knows it.......all i have to do now is search for "scientology" coz i dunno what that is!

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Male 213
I think the ending was well-done. The kids were sad that Chef died. They were not bitter against Chef, but against "that fruity little club for scrambling his brains".
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Male 2,510
LOL
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Male 239
I heard that Chef was coming back onto the show. I hope so!
You bastards! You killed chef!
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Male 204
btw - by the way
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
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Male 243
Hilarious. He had it coming. The metaphors were spot on, too.
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Male 731
Well, there goes my last reason to watch South Park...

Back to Futurama!

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Male 782
And I do hope Mr Hanky stays neutral in the matter of religion so we won`t see him burned, shot and eaten by....well, who would eat a poo...

Just forget about it, I guess.

Merry Weekend

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Male 2,958
What I thought was funny is chef wouldn`t have died if he didn`t start to go back to tht fruity little club. I loved how the whole episode was just a big metaphor for what really happened, too.

And though Chef`s death was one of the funnier parts of the episode, it`s still kind of weird as an avid SP fan to see him go. Back in the the day almost everything affiliated to south park had a picture of Chef on it, now he`s-he`s....GONE ::starts crying like Cartman::

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Male 782
Yes, Lorah, you are.
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Female 1,784
..... am I the only one extreamly disgusted by that? :S
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Female 411
I started watching some of that episode last night, but then I walked away. I guess I had missed the best part. That was a gruesome death, lol!
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Male 115

I agree that South Park has improved over the years, compare a giant satellite sticking out of Cartman`s ass to the global warming episode. Originally, the show seemed to be about finding an excuse for the kids to cuss but has evolved into weekly commentary about everything that is wrong with the world.

Darth Chef leaves the door open for more attacks on Isaac Hays but all this leaves us with a very valuable lesson….

Don`t mess with the South Park guys! (they will make you eat your parents!)

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Female 50
Maybe Matt and Trey should do an episode where the characters speak in nothing but internet abbreviations...
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Male 577
What`s wrong with abbreviations. We`re just talking here, and you guys are lucky that I don`t type like I speak on this thing. It would be almost impossible to understand what I was getting at.
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Male 396
OH NO! NO MORE SEX CRAVED SCHOOL CHEF!! that bad?
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Female 1,972
I like how they left the door open for Chef to return as Darth Chef
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Male 361
The internet blames you.
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Male 63
I always find that attacks against ones language is one of the lowest forms of argumentation, and all this does is supporting the fact that you haven`t got any real arguments against my post.

To my defence, however, I`d like to say that I had just gotten up when I wrote it, and english is not my main language. I also blame the internet.

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Male 2,216
I think they should`ve just got a sound-alike for Chef`s character to carry on, they did with all the South Park women.
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Male 206
^^^ OMG
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Male 168
Fair point, Insamnaic. However, what do "btw" and "IMHO" mean? Also Isaac Hayes may have been `under pressure` from scientologists not "gotten pressure" from scientologists. He also `quit`. He did not "quitted".

Everyone makes little typing errors but come on people, let`s try and raise the standard of English here. NMA!! No More Abreviations!!!!!

P.S. Jamal Jones.....what?????

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Male 923
As a sidenote, I agree ^^ South Park has deffinetakky improved.
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Male 63
Am I the only one who actually see that Matt and Trey actually would rather kill off chef then letting him go with Super Adventure Club (read: scientology)? And the speach at the end of the episode says all: "We shouldn`t be mad at Chef for leaving us, we should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains".

So, I don`t think this episode is made to be a "hate Chef" episode, but rather a "hate scientology, good bye Chef" episode. Sure, he was hypocritical, but considering the time it took from when the scientology episode was shown, and he quitted, I`d guess that he had gotten pressure from scientologists.

And btw, tambourine33, I really prefer the new South Park. It has gone form juvenile fart jokes, to be really satirical, and IMHO it`s brilliant.

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Male 1,521
This is part of the new atack from the guys in comedy central against the Scientology Crappy Cult! That`s just wonderfull! They showed in the chapter like these cultist believe that Pedophilia brings eternal life to the Pedophile! It seems is another of their wacky secrets of the Scientology Cult! F**k them! And so that morronic Tom Cruise, He also may be Gay! Hahahahaha 100 Points to South Park!
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Male 923
LOL, think they were just a little POd with Isaac? Haha wow.
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Male 168
As much as I agree that Isaac Hayes is a complete hypocrite over the scientology episode, this was over the top. In the early days South Park used to have a genuinely funny acerbic wit about it, these days it has degenerated into puerile nonsense.

It`s sad to say but maybe it is time to finish with this show if Parker and Stone are resorting to this.


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Male 211
Hooray! Death to scientologist hypocrites!!!
Really, I am going to miss chef. He was great. Unfortunately, voices sometime belgongs to people not reflecting the character they belgon to.
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Male 606
well...i was waiting to see how they got back at him...
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Female 50
Good for Matt and Trey! Excellent use of voice splicing for Chef`s lines. I was laughing my ass off the whole episode.
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Male 160
"Oh dear. He would have made an excellent child molester."

Wow, if that didn`t say it all.

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Male 1,265
(Insert typical remark here, and have it followed by 50 others)
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Male 297
Good. Isaac Hayes is a major hypocrite.
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Male 664
Thar he blows.
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Male 81
Bah, Chef had it coming.
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Male 10,115
Link: South Park: They Killed Chef! [Rate Link] - Those bastards! Warnings: gross, animated gore.
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