Rejected Commercials for Family Learning Channel

Submitted by: xJmanx 10 years ago Entertainment

If this isn"t WTF, idk what is.
There are 84 comments:
Male 1
This should have won the Oscar it was nominated for
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Female 21
that was hilarious
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Male 1,225
I`m trying to figure out why something that doesn`t effect someone can get that person so worked up... just chill seeing as you won`t make any money off of it...
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Male 924
totally wtf still dont hav a clue wot it meant
fell asleep halfway through
i was waiting for the bannana to start singing
damn you bannana
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Male 587
your right WTF
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Male 244
"your spoon is too big"?

No one is forcing you to eat!
If you dont like it, then get the heck out of there idiot!

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Male 2
Not that brilliant to satarize the commercialism of america.
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Female 135
anyone else half-expect the banana to start singing? It`s peanut butter jelly time!! Darn you, dancing banana! Darn you!!
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Female 120
I actaully already have the DVD...I find it randomness at it`s best....
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Male 206
If you visit his website you`ll see he states he is not involved with those pop tart commercials. Or very fond of them either.

I was just trying to get a rise out of people.

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Male 34
Greatest. Commercials. EVER.

My spoon is too big...
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG.
*banana walks in*
I`M A BANANA.

That and the bleeding eye one were the best.

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Male 158
I have also wondered if don made the poptart commercials, pretty much same style and random humor, just not as good T_T
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Female 322
This short was actually nominated for best short animated film in the Oscars some years back. If you watch it carefully, you`ll realize that he`s commenting on how commercialism is ridiculous and that it`s pretty much a satire. It IS quite brilliant and he does all of his animation by hand. To say that using "stick figures" is stupid, well, sometimes the message is more powerful than the artwork and that the art shouldn`t distract. His work is good and I`d recommend checking out everything else he does.
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Male 36,536
This video has little humour and no merit, other than for 12 year-olds like to be grossed out.
There should be a "zero" in the vote choices.
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Female 190
Yeah, I found nothing humorous about that clip. Very random. To be perfectly honest, I feel like I have just wasted 9 minutes tonight watching that when I could have done something better. Such as organizing my bills or watching paint dry. Everyone`s sense of humor is different though, so at least this guy seems like he`s entertaining some people.
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Male 619
calm down you freak. You see bloopers on the internet all the time do you? Besides it`s just a clip if it was the whole darn movie THEN thier would be something to worrie about
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Male 54
"hey, FU** DON. Mr. rebel, cant take a lil free publicity? Besides, i can draw stick figures with a #2 pencil, I dont need his uncreative ass to tell me i am not worthy to download his doodles. Besides, Ween one upped his ass when it comes to screwing corporate sponsors,( btw, dons parents must be rich) Just down load "where`d the cheese go?" and read the corrosponding story."

oh really? ok, show me some of your work. Show me a 9-minute long "stick figure" animation you did, every single frame shot, and uploaded onto the internet. Remember, no computer help when you`re drawing your cartoon. I wait for your masterpiece to arrive.

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Male 54
r and order the dvd without taking a step fatty!
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Male 54
Ok, lets run this through, since all of you have many poignant questions and statements towards me. First, I`m not Don, nor have I ever met him (too lazy to get off my ass to find him at the animation festivals) but I`m sure if he was here, he`d react the same way.

Onto everything else:

"hey rocko shut the hell up you retard no one gives a rats anus which is bleeding) about what you are saying except you and maybe Hertzfeldt"

hmm......you do bring up a good point about how "no one gives a rats anus" and then go on to mention that the anus is also bleeding, and then you go on to say that I`m a "retard" so my response is: 42

"Oh, rocko, now that you mention it, I should go and buy and rejected dvd right away, even though theres 203972109370213 copies internet wide, youve really convinced me to go out and buy a rare dvd as soon as possible! Geez where have I been?"

thats the great thing about the internet, you can sit at your computer chai

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Female 11
lmao i love it totally random!
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Female 226
...But being crazy adds color to life.

Also you have to be a danger to yourself or others lives to be admitted to a mental hospital.

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Male 76
That was... different. I.e. it sucked. big time. Someone who would find that funny just needs to turn themselves in to a mental hospital. Or hang themselves, what the f**k do i care?
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Female 13
LMFAO. Now this is MY kind of humor. :-P
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Male 206
OK, a couple things...

The Family Learning Channel did exist years ago. I believe they were bought by Disney and is now ABC Family. I doubt this was ever truly submitted for actual commericials, it`s just part of the gag.

Second, you really want to piss Rocko/Hertzfeldt off? Watch this...

hey isn`t this the guy that does those POP TART commercials now?!?! heheheheh CRAAAAAAZY GOOOOOD!!!

heehee JK

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Female 90
Oh my lord...
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Female 34
I have an icon that has that one kid with the spoon and it says "My spoon is too big" on it. I love it!! I love the end where all of the cartoons are sucked in the black hole, and the papers are all rinkly, too. And one of my favorite lines in that is I am a banana!!
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Male 2,720
full of beauty.
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Male 180
EDITED!
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Male 31
this is probably the best internet cartoon i`ve seen, im just wondering what the hell took so long to get it up here.
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Male 2,567
LOL LMAO ROFL
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Male 70
that was soooo f*cking weird!! still funny though!
"i`m a consuming whore!"
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Female 66
hahaha funny!
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Male 12
I wish ppl would stop posting this.
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Male 217
i`ve seen this before. I love Don Hertzfeldt.
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Female 26
All you people need to get off the effing internet and CHILL OUT!!! Also, the Rejected cartoons were on this site already. Just type "Rejected cartoons" under search and you will see. Yeah, it was funny, but some of you freaks take it a wee bit too seriously.
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Male 223
hey, FU** DON. Mr. rebel, cant take a lil free publicity? Besides, i can draw stick figures with a #2 pencil, I dont need his uncreative ass to tell me i am not worthy to download his doodles. Besides, Ween one upped his ass when it comes to screwing corporate sponsors,( btw, dons parents must be rich) Just down load "where`d the cheese go?" and read the corrosponding story.
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Male 75
PHENOMENAL!!!
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Male 279
omfg i suggested this link a week ago and they didnt post it. they all of a sudden stopped posting any of my suggestions. i think they are not getting them something being wrong with my computer or something
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Male 713
....Ive been sane
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Male 713
Oh, rocko, now that you mention it, I should go and buy and rejected dvd right away, even though theres 203972109370213 copies internet wide, youve really convinced me to go out and buy a rare dvd as soon as possible! Geez where have I been?
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Female 3,562
For all you idiots, the Family Learning Channel does no exist. Duh.
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Female 3,562
It`s true, I wouldn`t know Don existed if it weren`t for the internet. If it weren`t for the internet, NO ONE would know he existed. If it weren`t for pirating, he`d have been broke long, long ago.
So Don, jump on the bandwagon. The internet is a glorious place now, where DVD quality video is perfectly and easily available online. Quality is no longer a good excuse.
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Female 1,062
Well no wonder they were rejected. They has nothing to do with family or learning or channels.
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Female 193
Lol I love that cartoon.
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Male 28
personally i couldn`t watch the whole movie, its just do disturbing...
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Male 414
Family Learning Channel...be not proud...
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Female 1,025
whoever made these should be put in jail after SEVERAL years of therapy.


however the silly hat was rather funny..


BUT THE REST WERE JUST WESGNJEJKGNE!!!

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Female 45
Thank you, Don Hertzfeldt, I will be having nightmares tonight.
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Male 605
This video is older than time.
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Male 1,550
why would they take this off a family learning channel? i see nothing wrong with it, its great education on anus bleeding
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Female 150
For a couple years this clip has been popular to the point of obsession among some of my friends.
Do you have any idea how disturbing it is to be eating lunch and suddenly have the phrase "My anus is bleeding!" screeched in your ear?
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Female 1,463
i found that hilarios
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Female 314
In a way, you`d be pissed off too if your work (which is what gets you $$) is free online.

Here is where everyone will get pissed off at me;
I didn`t like it.
Why do people get a kick out of this?

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Male 648
hey rocko shut the hell up you retard no one gives a rats anus which is bleeding) about what you are saying except you and maybe Hertzfeldt
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Female 368
My spoon is too big.

I`ve done pencil-paper-8mm animation, and that last sequence was un-f*cking-believable. So... so many cookies for you.

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Female 879
groovy,loved it
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Male 994
hey i`ve seen that joke about the people dancing while the guy is bleeding on bob and george. Now the question is who made it first or is it a freeware joke
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Female 578
Rocko, Don should make a website of animations meant for internet viewing and sell merchandise like happybunny or homestarrunner, that way he can make more money and the interest in the bootleg copies will go down because everyone will have access to the other animations free. I think it would catch on, he has exactly what the youth of today are interested in, but he needs to take advantage of the mindset of "free!, I don`t care if it`s illegal, its cool" that is rampant. Most people won`t buy the dvd or go to an animation show, but if it catches on, many people will buy the merchandise :)
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Female 29
That made me so happy!!!! Lol, my older brother had shown it to me a couple years ago, and I couldn`t find it again until now. *hugs* Thanks for posting this!
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Female 13
Why was it a swedish old christmas song in the background of the "my anus is bleeding"-part? )-| strange, very strange...
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Female 201
That was..... "different". I mean, the cracker/grapes thingy was shouting about good happy things, and he eventualy drowned in a lake of his own butt-blood. Very "creative". It was very different.
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Female 458
wow that was so random and i sat there open mouthed the whole time
but it was hilarious and very WTF
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Female 322
Hate to say it -- but I WOULDN`T have known about Don Hertzfeld if not for seeing "Ah L`amour!" on the web years ago, which prompted me to look him up, which prompted me to buy one of his DVDs on Amazon.
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Male 15
I have seen the movie on DVD. It is amazing. It is incredibly animated, which you can`t tell from this. If you want a good laugh, by all means watch it here, but if you want to truly enjoy it, watch the DVD.
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Male 162
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
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Female 10
I think I will go buy the DVD now because it was just that awesome. Look, hes making money!
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Male 581
lmao WTF was that?!?!? it was funny and very strange at the same time
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Female 12
Chill the f*ck out rocko!
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Male 424
wow....that was a gay piece of poo
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Male 54
too bad the quality sucks and Don is losing loads of money because you guys wont buy the DVD of it, or go to an animation show.
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Male 737
I don`t care about the illegal stuff. Thats bloody funny.
"Say! D`you want to go see a movie?"
"....I`m feeling fat...and sassy"
"DOOYOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"DDYYYAAAAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"AAARRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" *eye explodes and bleeds on guy*
"WAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"AARRGGGGHHH!!!!!" *fountain of blood coming through eye socket*
"WAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Random as f*ck, I love it.

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Male 168
^^ I think this bloke is Hertzfeldt. Either way that was a damn fine film.

.....Oh no! my Anus is bleeding!

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Male 54
ling hell. It will not be pretty. Their eyes will go, gooooosh and their hair will be irritated with the wrong kind of shampoo and they will make sad pouting faces with their little mouths forming perfect O`s (as in, wooooooo!) because their skin will be torn into little cracker chunks by big angry bees and the dogs who appear in clouds of mysterious vapors. "Woooooo!!" they will say, "Wooooo, I should not have bootlegged Don`s films and now holy god is stomping my ass"
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Male 54
Here are Don`s 2 cents on the subject, from our old Q+A area:
"we put lots of effort and care into shooting the films directly onto 35mm, perfecting the sound mixes, and quality-controlling them like vultures, so it`s a little heartbreaking to see them flippantly downgraded into little mono video files by some 10 year old who doesn`t know what he`s doing.. and for all the world to see.. so it bugs me when that`s how some people might be first exposed to your work. films are not meant to be seen on the internet. it`s clearly an inevitable thing to deal with, i just hope people understand that what they`re downloading is the equivalent of drinking a glass of fine wine after it`s been filtered through a sewer. it`s really not quite the same wine after that."

Illegal copies of the films on disc used to also be peddled on the internet, by men and women with hairy backs and leaking pieces who apparently want to see poor little Don go hungry. They will all burn in a smokey gurg

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Male 54
from bitterfilms.com, http://www.bitterfilms.com/faq.html

"I`ve seen bootleg copies of these films all over the internet. Why are there no streaming clips or full length versions of the films on your site? Or on one of those popular short film broadcast web sites?"

To clarify for those just joining us, we`ve never released any of Don`s films on the internet. Any of our films that you may have watched online are, in fact, pirated copies that didn`t originate from us. This is very important to note, as these bootlegs are usually randomly re-edited, retitled, and/or of very poor technical quality -- you`re very likely not enjoying the films in their original form, as nature intended. Naturally, we can`t support the circulation of illegal bootlegs.

You might find viewable versions of our films on this website one day, but the technology isn`t ready yet for everybody. It`s hard enough to make a big screen 35mm fi

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Female 223
Uhhh Rejected love!! ^..^ (I`ll go make a colorbar!)
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Male 314
This has been posted so many times.....
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Male 3,060
the animation is still credited to him and was not made with intentions for profit. IAB is safe.

took them long enough to get it here, though...

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Male 15
Hey Rocko

Are you Hertzfeldt`s attorney?

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Male 54
Please take this off, by posting this here, you`re basically turning Don Hertzfeldt`s long, VERY LONG, and hard work for a 9 minute piece completly useless. This is also pirating and is very illegal.
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Male 3
What a freaking brilliant piece of fodder!!! I want more. in a needle, and put into my ARM!!!!!
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Female 123
omg! i <3 rejected!
don hertzfeldt is my hero.
=}
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Male 90
first post!!!

OMG! I cant believe this finally made it here!!! I love the rejected cartoons!!!!:->

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Male 62
Link: Rejected Commercials for Family Learning Channel [Rate Link] - If this isn`t WTF, idk what is.
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