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Date: 03/03/06 02:25 AM

36 Responses to Old People are Funny

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 12:52 am
    Link: Old People are Funny - See what those wacky elderly folks are up to.
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    Surrysounds Male 18-29
    118 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 12:56 am
    Haha! That`s gold. Can always rely on the elderly for a laugh. My two favourites:

    `Bored old man drops acid, paints house` and `Granny Glues Eyes Shut`~!

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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 2:31 am
    haha...those crazy elders!!! what will they do next!?!
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    FRANCESUX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 2:35 am
    police believe that age had nothing to do with the accident
    thumbs up guys
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    gregor_samsa Male 18-29
    462 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 2:39 am
    The old lady who used glue instead of the other eye stuff is so crazy!
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    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 3:00 am
    i like the 30 ft beer bong goin granny
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    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 3:05 am
    "Woman, 76, stands up for some birds in her killing the neighbor`s cat!" I have a theory about old people, when you turn a certain age you should be shipped off to an island, like sarasota florida escept an island. when I get old I will happily be shipped of to the island
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 3:08 am
    ROFL, this is hillarious. My grandmother should be on this sight, she is the only person I have ever know who could crash into a cop car, parked on the side of a four lane highway, AND have the missfortune for it to be the Sheriff.
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    StarStrike Female 13-17
    286 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 3:51 am
    And i thought it was only young people who did stupid things.....
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 4:03 am
    I wish my Gramma was still around....I think she would have tried the beer bong. She was cool like that.
    <sniffl, sniffl>
    I miss Gramma
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    Liesantje Female 13-17
    109 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 6:02 am
    old people are cool (h)
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    frogspawn Female 18-29
    150 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 7:07 am
    yay go old people, you rock!!
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    mcfly_lover Female 13-17
    321 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 1:48 pm
    not only are old people cool , they smell funny too!!!!! :-)
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    xmrfrosteex Male 18-29
    57 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    my grandmother is going to China. for vacation.. with her boyfriend...
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    generic_man Male 13-17
    48 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    old people drinking and on drugs. not much better entertainment than that.
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    hah, crazy old people..gotta love em.
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    georgiascool Female 13-17
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    March 3, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    As soon as I saw the title: Old People Are Funny, I knew it had to be good. Aw, good old...old people :-D
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    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    ahh the one who dialed 911 too many times looked so funny.

    a had an old lady tap me on the shoulder once and say "weren`t you the girl in that band?! bom bom bom bom bom....." and her husband apologised and they carried on walking and then she did the same to the next person she saw.. it was actually very sad.. dementia is very sad.

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    Erik88 Male 13-17
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    March 3, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    I can`t wait til I`m old!:)..I`m gonna be a party grandpa..Wooo...TOGA! TOGA!
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    catlvr887 Female 13-17
    533 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 3:50 pm
    I performed at a nursing home once. One of the old people kept asking where george street was...
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    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    old people are crazy sometimes!
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    yakkitori Female 13-17
    630 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    How do you "accidently glue your eyes shut with super-strength glue"????
    this kid that i knew when we were like 7 was using super glue for something and stuck his finger up his nose, he had to go to hospital hehe its normally me who does something like that. my hockey teacher made me go round the pitch 5 times with my friends it was funny, we made up a song about him wearing a pink, lycra leotard hehe loser
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    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    OLD PEOPLE ARE COOL! It might be kind of sad but in my stoner days I didint have to worry about grandma would let me in on her stash....she got it for free from old hippy friends and endded up giveing me an ounce a week in exchange that I promised I wouldent drink. So much for that I quite weed and I`m now a lush.....grandma`s are awsome! especially old beatneck types.
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    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 6:08 pm
    Oh yeah and drat those babyboomers people who try to put there perfectly healthy parents in a nurseing home. my mom tried that, granny ended up staying at my apartment for a month with her stuff till mom was shamed enough. (when you get old remember not to sign anything over to your kids till your dead) It`s just gonna be karma that we`ll put our parents in nurseing homes....there horribal places...they belong in the world with everyone else....if not guideing us then ammusing us with there elderly antics
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    lakawaka Female 13-17
    52 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    they are weird in a cool way, sometimes
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    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 8:00 pm
    If anyone`s got links to pics or videos of women in s.h.i.t.t.y diapers, please tell me.
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 8:28 pm

    I know you`re probably joking - at least I hope you are - but, FREEEEAK!!! Try this: . WARNING: Very gory and drated up.

    I fell off my chair laughing at Dude Where`s My Car? when the old woman runs over one of them and goes, "F`ckin stoner!"

    The one who glued her eyes shut was funny as well. That Loctite stuff is really powerful, I`d recommend latex gloves if you use it cos it bonds in seconds.

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    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 8:53 pm
    haha i like the one who glues her eyes shut the best.
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 8:53 pm
    omg wouldnt it hurt like hell if u put super glue in ur eye!?!?!
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 10:38 pm
    cool, the old lady who called 911 20 times lives in my city!!
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    kylethehappy Male 13-17
    601 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 10:49 pm
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    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    March 4, 2006 at 12:18 am
    ohhh those CRAAAAZZZZYYYYY old people
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    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    March 4, 2006 at 12:25 pm
    ouch the superglue one made me cringe
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    geckosrock Male 13-17
    979 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 2:24 am
    Woman, 86, jailed for calling 911 20 times
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 1:00 pm
    I liked the old man dropping acid one, what a great idea
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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    March 6, 2006 at 2:32 am
    The last story with the glue had to be scary.

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